"Currants Bw..."

[PGFC]

Are you putting in a complaint that he didn't touch you? :unsure: :toosoon?:

I know, fucking gingerist poof, funny thing is he's a venerated name at Finchley High, they even named a block after him, bloody Catholics eh :sulk:

[Injury Time]

I know, fucking gingerist poof, funny thing is he's a venerated name at Finchley High, they even named a block after him, bloody Catholics eh :sulk:

Tbf he is excelling at fitting the stereotype. :(

[dazthegooner]

Was woken up last night the house across the road had a fire massive one sadly two people died :rose:

[PGFC]

:(

[LDG]

Motivation is at an all time low today :lol:

Work sucks.

[Letters]

Good thing they didn't make you the boss :unsure:

[LDG]

:lol:

I've had so much time off over the last few months, had so much sunshine and fun.....being at work just feels wierd!

Meh. Three weeks til The Stones :bow:

[Letters]

I think I'm getting a bit of hay-fever in my old age. Never got it before but feel a bit bunged up today.
Or maybe I'm just getting a cold <_<

[LDG]

I think I'm getting a bit of hay-fever in my old age. Never got it before but feel a bit bunged up today.
Or maybe I'm just getting a cold <_<

I started getting Hayfever about 4 years ago. Only tends to be certain tree pollens, so I'm pretty lucky. There are quite a few bugs going around at the moment though.

[Letters]

Contemplating going to some of this :unsure:
http://www.magicsummerlive.co.uk/line-up/

[PGFC]

I think I'm getting a bit of hay-fever in my old age. Never got it before but feel a bit bunged up today.
Or maybe I'm just getting a cold <_<

Benadryl :bow: sorts it all out tout suite Rodney.

& Looks good but Guildford? Really? it would have to be the second coming of Christ and even then I'd think twice before going.

[Marc Overmars]

My hayfever comes and goes but thankfully it hasn't flared up so far this year. Although maybe that's because the weather has been generally naff.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Disgusting weather today.

Hot, humid and sticky.

[Syn]

Good. Nobody wins.

[Letters]

& Looks good but Guildford? Really? it would have to be the second coming of Christ and even then I'd think twice before going.Mmm, not ideal. Meh. Probably leave it.

[PGFC]

Yuck, it's sticky out there.

[Letters]

Just cancelled my season ticket.
:rose:
First time I've not had one since 89/90

Apparently they owe me about £130 for a cup credit and the ticket exchange for the Chelsea game though.
:patrice:

[LDG]

Mmm, not ideal. Meh. Probably leave it.

:gp:

Who would you like to see on that list though :unsure:

[Marc Overmars]

Bought a pair of trainers earlier but they had a few marks on them as they were the display pair which were the only ones they had left in my size. Managed to knock a tenner off the price after a bit of haggling.

Got in, wiped them clean and they are now good as new.

Dim till staff. :lol:

[Letters]

:gp:

Who would you like to see on that list though :unsure:
Quite like Jamiroquoi. I've seen them before but they weren't headlining.
Like some Brian Adams stuff.
Not fussed about anyone else.

[Syn]

Just cancelled my season ticket.
:rose:
First time I've not had one since 89/90

Apparently they owe me about £130 for a cup credit and the ticket exchange for the Chelsea game though.
:patrice:

We're going to win the league next year.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Just cancelled my season ticket.
:rose:
First time I've not had one since 89/90



You'll always have those wonderful memories of 92/93.

[Letters]

You'll always have those wonderful memories of 92/93.
:lol:

Thankfully it was my first year at Uni so missed most of it and popped back in time for the Spurs semi-final and all the cup finals.
I thoroughly enjoyed them all.

[LDG]

Had this nose infection for 18 months, so been to a specialist. I have to do this nasal wash a few times a day. Trouble is, half of it gets stuck in your sinuses, and decides to come out at the most inopportune of moments <_<

[Letters]

:tiphat:

Only just got in, had a call at 8am so did that at home. Quite a nice day now.

MrsL seemed quite up for that festival. Probably just go on the Sunday if at all, she quite likes Bryan Adams too.

[Ollie the Optimist]

I think muder is today's plan. Fucking lying ****

[Letters]

:popcorn: Who is?

[Ollie the Optimist]

:popcorn: Who is?

The **** who offered me a job, paid too and has now told me there is no money to pay but there is money for an editor which I was employed to do, so he's paying himself more money as he is doing it, while now paying other students way over standard industry rates. I've just been fucked over by about £1500 amd I'm going to fucking kill him, the lying ****.

[Letters]

Gosh. Do you have a contract?

[LDG]

I think muder is today's plan. Fucking lying ****

There's been a muder.

[Ollie the Optimist]

Gosh. Do you have a contract?

Only a verbal one so I'm fucked, nothing I can do. Contracts were due to be sorted next week. ****

[Letters]

Only a verbal one so I'm fucked
Yes. Yes you are.

I'll post the invoice for my legal advice.
It's £1500
:good:

[PGFC]

Had this nose infection for 18 months, so been to a specialist. I have to do this nasal wash a few times a day. Trouble is, half of it gets stuck in your sinuses, and decides to come out at the most inopportune of moments <_<

:hug: I've had my sinuses drain during a job interview once, not pretty :lol:

[LDG]

:hug: I've had my sinuses drain during a job interview once, not pretty :lol:

:lol:

Mine just discharged all over someones desk.


If you know what I mean.

[PGFC]

:haha: The gift that keeps on giving...

I had mine operated on about 30 years ago, they said I'd need it done again after about 10 years or so, I've still not gone back, I just make do with daily doses of Flixonase.

[Letters]

Eww. You people are disgusting.

[dazthegooner]

:good:

[PGFC]

Daz :wave:

Saw the sad news about the fire, horrible :rose:

On the other hand I know exactly where you live now :ninja:

;)

[Marc Overmars]

Just had a can of Lilt for the first time in years. :bow:

Still as refreshing as ever.

[WMUG]

Just cancelled my season ticket.
:rose:
First time I've not had one since 89/90



You still gonna go to games, or are you doing an NQ style boycott of the corporate queers that run our once great club?

[Letters]

You still gonna go to games, or are you doing an NQ style boycott of the corporate queers that run our once great club?Still like to go here and there. It will be nice to work it around other things rather that other things always having to be worked around Arsenal games.

[WMUG]

Still like to go here and there. It will be nice to work it around other things rather that other things always having to be worked around Arsenal games.

Have you now terminated your membership completely, or are you still red/silver? I'd imagine you'd still want to go to the bigger games in that run between February and April where things get squeaky, but I can't see them all going to GS.

[Letters]

Have you now terminated your membership completely, or are you still red/silver? I'd imagine you'd still want to go to the bigger games in that run between February and April where things get squeaky, but I can't see them all going to GS.
I'll join as a red member but because our cards have our seat numbers on we can't just transfer the memberships, have to start again.
Probably be difficult to get tickets to the bigger games.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/jun/19/cat-stands-election-mexican-city

Morris. :bow:

[PGFC]

http://dashburst.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Grumpy-Cat.jpg

Is displeased by the blatant publicity seeking...

[Xhaka Can’t]

There's been a muder.

:haha:

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-22971063

Mental Illness :bow:

[LDG]

:yawn:

[Marc Overmars]

So muggy last night, kept waking up every few hours sweating.

Nackered now.

[LDG]

Same. Thought it was still the alcohol night sweats. Need a good old thunder storm to bring order to the galaxy.

[Letters]

:lol:

Keep giggling about something a colleague told me. Ages ago he said he knew some girl with a funny name but couldn't remember what it was. Bumped into him yesterday and he'd remembered. Her surname is Leopard. Unusual but not in itself that funny.
Mr and Mrs Leopard decided to lumber their child with the name Iona (pronounced I-own-a)

Iona Leopard! :lol:

[Xhaka Can’t]

You know what would be a good name for a kid?

Seven!

[LDG]

:lol:

Keep giggling about something a colleague told me. Ages ago he said he knew some girl with a funny name but couldn't remember what it was. Bumped into him yesterday and he'd remembered. Her surname is Leopard. Unusual but not in itself that funny.
Mr and Mrs Leopard decided to lumber their child with the name Iona (pronounced I-own-a)

Iona Leopard! :lol:

HAAA!

Come back to me when she owns a Lion.

King of the fuckin jungle, pal.

[Letters]

If she ends up marrying a Mr Lion I'll make sure you're the first to know <_<

[GP]

I have a friend called Iona Ball.


Seriously.

[Hump]

I knew a Richard Head. What where his parents thinking? This is why you should only have kids if you have passed an exam in parenting.

[Letters]

Going to this on Sunday

http://www.barnetfc.com/news/article/arsenal-charity-match-825504.aspx

:dance:

[LDG]

Bloody starvin.

[GP]

Me too, haven't eaten since monday :(

[LDG]

:unsure:

[GP]

3 day juice detox.

Fuckin sucks.

[LDG]

Aaaahhhhh...

Fuck that shit!

I can do veggie / fruit diet with no heavy carbs or meat for a couple of days max, but the amount of exercise I do, I'd end up on the floor without eating.

What's that in aid of anyway?

[GP]

Just a general detox. I feel great after but really craving food right now.

[Letters]

Going to this on Sunday

http://www.barnetfc.com/news/article/arsenal-charity-match-825504.aspx

:dance:
Gosh, that's interesting Letters. Looks like it'll be a lot of fun.



:angry:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

protein shakes :sick:

[PGFC]

Gosh, that's interesting Letters. Looks like it'll be a lot of fun.



:angry:

That's quite enough showing off thank you, now sit down Richard and get on with your work :sulk:

[LDG]

:haha:

[Letters]

That's quite enough showing off thank you, now sit down Richard and get on with your work :sulk:
will do


:(

[LDG]

*throws spit-wad at geek in corner*

[Letters]

Anyway. I get to tell Ian Wright he's king of the world again.
:cool:


Wonder if he'll remember me :lol:

[PGFC]

Course he will, he can look down on you, that's memorable enough :good:

[LDG]

Tickets for QOTSA go on sale tomorrow :popcorn:

[PGFC]

Roundhouse?

[LDG]

That's a venue and a half....sadly not.

Wembley Arena.

Tickets are £35-ish, which ain't bad tbf.

[Cripps_orig]

Booking the tickets for Philippines holiday now.

Holiday of a lifetime it will be

8 of us going. Could quite well be the greatest holiday anyone has ever taken

[PGFC]

Booking the tickets for Philippines holiday now.

Holiday of a lifetime it will be

8 of us going. Could quite well be the greatest holiday anyone has ever taken

Hope you like hot food :good: and Hot in general :good:

[Marc Overmars]

Sounds good. The far east is on my lifes to do list.

[Cripps_orig]

I'm Asian. Hot food to me is like sex to a hooker.

Hot weather will present a problem of course. I'm hoping for a tsunami to cool the place down

[Letters]

I'm Asian.:pal:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Hello All :wave:
Well I'm finally here.....arrived Monday late afternoon......bought my mum's car off her and now time to look for a bloody job......

[PGFC]

Welcome home :good:

bloody migrants coming over here stealing our jobs...

[Xhaka Can’t]

I'm Asian. Hot food to me is like sex to a hooker.



No kissing? :unsure:

[Cripps_orig]

Hookers don't kiss?

I guess I'll find out when I go there

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

anyone got any recommendations for cheap but good headphones? apple ones fall apart too easily. anything for £15 would be good.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Hookers don't kiss?

I guess I'll find out when I go there

Well. it's my policy.

[Injury Time]

Hello All :wave:
Well I'm finally here.....arrived Monday late afternoon......bought my mum's car off her and now time to look for a bloody job......

Welcome. PGFC can set you up with some "bloody jobs" allegedly :ninja:

[PGFC]

I've got the first one lined up already, in St Albans, I'll let you know where to pick up the fork.

[Letters]

:yawn: Morning. Is it Friday yet? Too hot to sleep and it gets light so early.
'King birds were making a row outside this morning too.
<_<

[PGFC]

:tiphat: 'Tis Friday indeed. longest day today, all fucking downhill to winter from now on :(

[GP]

Food! :bow:

[LDG]

Anyone wanna go to Reading Festival with me?

I have no friends :(

[Letters]

No thanks. I'm not a big fan of books.


:patrice:

[LDG]

<_<

:lol:

<_<

[Letters]

Talking of excellent jokes.
From today's Metro:

"Rick Astley is very generous with his Pixar DVDs and will lend you any of them with one exception. He's never gonna give you 'Up'"

:lol:

:doh:

[GP]

No thanks. I'm not a big fan of books.


:patrice:

I am, but only if they've been made into a popular movie or TV show so I can be spoon-fed the plot.

Morons :bow:

[GP]

Talking of excellent jokes.
From today's Metro:

"Rick Astley is very generous with his Pixar DVDs and will lend you any of them with one exception. He's never gonna give you 'Up'"

:lol:

:doh:

Why? Is that his favourite?

[Letters]

Why? Is that his favourite?
Yes. Yes, that's his favourite

<_<

[LDG]

Yes. Yes, that's his favourite

<_<

What else is in his collection that we can borrow. I like some of the pixar movies.

[Letters]

What else is in his collection that we can borrow. I like some of the pixar movies.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Pixar_films (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)

:p

[LDG]

Hmmm....very much doubt I should click that.

You won't get me that easily buddy.

[Letters]

:lol:



:ninja:

[LDG]

Just right clicked the properties :haha:

Letters :lol:

Awful.

[GP]

https://www.google.com/maps?ll=35.704074,139.55773200000002&cbp=,287.76,,1,20.010002&layer=c&panoid=gT28ssf0BB2LxZ63JNcL1w&spn=0.18000000000000788,0.30000000000000676&output=classic&cbll=35.704074,139.557732

:unsure:

[LDG]

Nope. Not clicking :sulk:

[GP]

It's not a trick.

I'm not Letters, ffs.

[LDG]

WTF! :haha:

[GP]

Japs :haha:

[Letters]

How did you even find that?! :lol:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Welcome home :good:

bloody migrants coming over here stealing our jobs...

:) don't worry your KFC kingdom is still yours

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Japs :haha:

You called.....?

[LDG]

:lol:

[PGFC]

:) don't worry your KFC kingdom is still yours

:woohoo:

oh.

[GP]

Anyone watch Pointless on BBC1?

Category: Historical figures

Q: Who was assassinated in Dallas by Lee Harvey Oswald?

Dumb bitch: J.R.

:doh:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Anyone watch Pointless on BBC1?

Category: Historical figures

Q: Who was assassinated in Dallas by Lee Harvey Oswald?

Dumb bitch: J.R.

:doh:

:lol:

It was the best answer in a while.

I don't know whether Pointless is getting easier, or I just know useless shit.

[Cripps_orig]

Pointless is awesome tbh.

[Master Splinter]

Pointless is awesome tbh.

Pretty much.

Best quiz since the golden era of the 90s.

Quizzing at it's best.

[Cripps_orig]

Apparently the Spanish version is called Arteta :shrug:

[Marc Overmars]

:lol:

[Letters]

Apparently the Spanish version is called Arteta :shrug:
:rimshot:

:lol:

[Marc Overmars]

:)

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

whats the best cure for a hangover? :sick:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

More alcohol.

[Marc Overmars]

Honey on toast and a banana, washed down with some orange juice.

Or more booze.

[LDG]

A long run, bacon, a wank and orange squash.

Or more booze.

[PGFC]

I'm liking your local :good:

[LDG]

Never. NEVER. Put a full biscuit barrel next to me.

:(

Nom.

:(

[LDG]

Little bit bombay belly this morning after that curry.

*parp*

[Syn]

Been wengering the shit out of eBay this weekend. Already got some high bids for my best possessions. Postage and packaging price? "Varied". Lol. Watch me slap on little bit excessive charges. Yeah he'll give me some bad feedback. And so what? I'll Diaby-fan the shit out of eBay again with a new account. Buyers remorse? No refunds. Game, set, match, Me.
Come on Tim.

[Marc Overmars]

Went out in Liverpool last night. Fucking love that place, me.

[Letters]

Went out in Liverpool last night. Fucking love that place, me.
Slags :bow:

[LDG]

Slags :bow:

Harsh on MO and his friends :sulk:

[Letters]

Photos from Underhill yesterday

https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10151450984635740.1073741828.711425739&type=1&l=ef1ab2d0ea

Adams :bow:

Ian Wright, Wright, Wright :bow:

Wright and Perry Groves have got pretty fat! :lol:

[GP]

Ralph Little :haha:

Mo is tiny. looks about 4 foot six.

[Letters]

I never thought I'd see a worse player than Gervinho in an Arsenal shirt but Mo was just hopeless :lol:
Ralph Little's pretty useful. Sign him up, tbh.

[LDG]

Tony A still looks like he could do the business tbf. Looks pretty trim :lol:

Wrighty has a right gut going on too :haha:

[Letters]

Adams and Parlour could still do a job, the others...not so much :lol:

[Letters]

What a cock up!

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/06/17/us-erection-lawsuit-idUSBRE95G10R20130617

[Hump]

Tony A still looks like he could do the business tbf. Looks pretty trim :lol:Wrighty has a right gut going on too :haha:Proof, if proof is needed, that the only way to increase the size of your manhood is indoors with a magnifying glass.

[LDG]

Proof, if proof is needed, that the only way to increase the size of your manhood is indoors with a magnifying glass.

I've never needed proof of that!

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-23020504

Dignity. Always dignity.

[Cripps_orig]

Now that's a church people would be happy to go to

[Syn]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4981933/Woman-kills-husband-and-herself.html


"A WOMAN driver ...."
The Sun. Classy as always.

[GP]

Wow, a young child lost both parents haha lol lmao!

[Syn]

Why, I don't know but they aren't highlighting that it was a woman driver.

I hope for your sake that you don't really believe that. They could've started the article in many, many other ways.

[Letters]

All their articles start out with the first 2 words capitalised.

Why, I don't know but they aren't highlighting that it was a woman driver.
They are by stating it was a woman driver.

Yeah, really funny story that :rolleyes:

[LDG]

Nice out :cool:

Shame I'm stuck in the poxy office.

I really need to do something else with my life :(

[Letters]

Nice out :cool:

Shame I'm stuck in the poxy office.

I really need to do something else with my life :(
I'm sure a position in the Rolling Stones will become free soon enough

[LDG]

I'm sure a position in the Rolling Stones will become free soon enough

:woohoo:

[Ollie the Optimist]

All their articles start out with the first 2 words capitalised.

Why, I don't know but they aren't highlighting that it was a woman driver.


Are you really that stupid?

[Marc Overmars]

Anyone been to Glastonbury before?

Been offered the chance to go but the festival scene is not really my thing.

[LDG]

Anyone been to Glastonbury before?

Been offered the chance to go but the festival scene is not really my thing.

:faint:

I'd go like a fucking shot.

Shit loads of cracking acts on this year. You should go man.

[Marc Overmars]

I wouldn't mind looking at the line up but it's £200 and I don't think I'd enjoy the camping side of things.

I'd stick out like a sore thumb amongst these hippie types, I'd turn up in my Nike hi-tops, jeans and hoodie. :lol:

[LDG]

I wouldn't mind looking at the line up but it's £200 and I don't think I'd enjoy the camping side of things.

I'd stick out like a sore thumb amongst these hippie types, I'd turn up in my Nike hi-tops, jeans and hoodie. :lol:

:lol:

<_<

I'll go for you if you want!

Fuckin hell, I'd pay £300 if I could get hold of a ticket.

All the tickets are photo i.d. now aren't they?

[Marc Overmars]

Aye, my boss who's a regular there knows one of the organisers who can sort me out but it needs to be done today.

Fuck it, I'll go.

[LDG]

Good on ya. You'll fuckin love it.

:jealoustofuck:

[Munchies]

Enjoy it :good:

I had to write about an article about it in my English language GCSE :lol:

[Marc Overmars]

Need to buy some camping gear later and get up at 5am tomorrow for the drive down.

I'm only going really as this girl from the office also is. :ninja:

[Munchies]

Shag her :good:

[LDG]

:haha:

Wellys, bog roll, baby wipes, bin bags, torch, batteries, beer, 1 x boxers, 1 x socks, rubbers, beer money.

:good:

[GP]

Ballz deep, son.

[Hump]

:haha:Wellys, bog roll, baby wipes, bin bags, torch, batteries, beer, 1 x boxers, 1 x socks, rubbers, beer money.:good: Always take aspirin as well - if you don't need them crush them up and sell them to gullible 16 year olds. And wind up torches are the way to go...

[Letters]

Need to buy some camping gear later and get up at 5am tomorrow for the drive down.

I'm only going really as this girl from the office also is. :ninja:
Pics or GTFO :shrug:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Girls, the full moon was two nights ago.

[Letters]

How can it POSSIBLY only be Wednesday? :(

[LDG]

Tell me about it. This week is d r a g g i n g

Need biscuits.

[PGFC]

Bored today :(

[McNamara That Ghost...]

England collapse in a final, England collapse, Fed goes out.

Me and sport. :lol:

[Syn]

Good job you support Tottenham, Maccy.

currently in the car making a 9hr journey to Basel. 4 days to have a look around. Not looking forward to Swiss prices. Equivalent to £8 for a pint apparently.

#roadtrip #yolo

[WMUG]

Fever, nausea, headache, loss of appetite and a host family not realising that Chinese medicine is bullshit, all adds up to one sad panda.

:(

Me :pal:

[LDG]

Fever, nausea, headache, loss of appetite and a host family not realising that Chinese medicine is bullshit, all adds up to one sad panda.

:(

Me :pal:

#YORO

[Xhaka Can’t]

LOFR

[GP]

Fever, nausea, headache, loss of appetite and a host family not realising that Chinese medicine is bullshit, all adds up to one sad panda.

:(

Me :pal:

Leave the pandas alone ffs.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good job you support Tottenham, Maccy.

currently in the car making a 9hr journey to Basel. 4 days to have a look around. Not looking forward to Swiss prices. Equivalent to £8 for a pint apparently.

#roadtrip #yolo

Off to Basel? Kick Fed in the nads for me. Thanks.

Also, fair point on Arsenal but then, hmmm would I triumph an England fourth place finish? Probably not.

Fuck Sport.

What time is the tennis on? :popcorn:

[Letters]

Murray will win it this year. So there.

Is it STILL not Friday? Come ON! :(

[Ollie the Optimist]

Wine is bad. My head hurts

[LDG]

:tiphat:

Friday :dance:

For me at least :)

[Xhaka Can’t]

I'm going to ask for Monday afternoon off so I can get pissed on Moosehead at Trafalgar Square.

[LDG]

Is it Canada day?

[Xhaka Can’t]

Yeah, it is. Bit of a pain being on a Monday, but a great excuse to cry off work early.

[LDG]

I've heard it's supposed to be awesome.....I think they had a band I like playing last year or this, so had thought to go along.....no chance now though.

[Letters]

I'm going to ask for Monday afternoon off so I can get pissed on Moosehead at Trafalgar Square.
Oh, I'd have joined you in the Square but I'm off on Monday.
Attempt 3 at our balloon ride

[LDG]

MO - you at Glasto? What's it like?

[Marc Overmars]

Yesterday was good despite the huge traffic jam en route, pitched up our gear and got pissed. Today has been a bit shit as it's been raining, but the vibe around the place is good. People are pretty much slumming it at the Pyramid Stage tonight just so they have a prime spot for Arctic Monkeys tomorrow night.

I'm mainly looking forward to seeing Haim tomorrow. :ninja:

Some pub teamers playing around the place tonight but they don't really interest me. So I'm just chilling out, charging my phone in one of these tents right now.

Quite impressed really, I can see why people love this sort of thing.

[LDG]

Yesterday was good despite the huge traffic jam en route, pitched up our gear and got pissed. Today has been a bit shit as it's been raining, but the vibe around the place is good. People are pretty much slumming it at the Pyramid Stage tonight just so they have a prime spot for Arctic Monkeys tomorrow night.

I'm mainly looking forward to seeing Haim tomorrow. :ninja:

Some pub teamers playing around the place tonight but they don't really interest me. So I'm just chilling out, charging my phone in one of these tents right now.

Quite impressed really, I can see why people love this sort of thing.

:bow:

So fucking jealous.

Have a top time man. Give Portishead a clap, and Primal Scream a cheer for me.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

http://howbigreally.com/dimension/festivals_and_specticles/glastonbury

Mildly interesting...

That Hindu thing is fucking massive.

Actually there's loads of different things, so it's got upgraded to really interesting.

[WMUG]

Murray will win it this year. So there.

Is it STILL not Friday? Come ON! :(

Think you've got it bad? Kids here go to school from 7am to 10pm every day, no weekends. Fucking mental.

[Cripps_orig]

Think you've got it bad? Kids here go to school from 7am to 10pm every day, no weekends. Fucking mental.

:pal:

[Niall_Quinn]

Think you've got it bad? Kids here go to school from 7am to 10pm every day, no weekends. Fucking mental.

Wtf? What kind of nazi shithole is that?

[Letters]

Friday!
:patrice:
Finally!

[Ollie the Optimist]

Flip flops with no grip. Wet pavement. Yeah those two don't mix

[GP]

I hate to say it but if you're wearing flip flops and you're not at the beach then you had it coming.

Even Letters only wears his Crocs when it's warm.

[Niall_Quinn]

JHC, (alleged) men who wear flip-flops!

[WMUG]

Wtf? What kind of nazi shithole is that?

/china

[Ollie the Optimist]

which mod deleted my post? id like an explanation please

[GP]

Is everyone else thinking what I'm thinking?

[Ollie the Optimist]

Is everyone else thinking what I'm thinking?

depends what you are thinking?

[GP]

I was thinking how ironic it is that Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves yet he himself was a slave to a weird beard style.

[Xhaka Can’t]

How weird!

I was thinking about Meridith Baxter-Birney.

She is 1.7m tall!

[GP]

Wow, that's really tall.

[Xhaka Can’t]

I think thats why Lincoln had a really big hat.

[GP]

He kept his faggots in there.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Meridith kept hers in her platform shoes.

And then she would rub Micheal J suggestively with them.

Some people thought that was sick. But that is only because they have a tough time separating fiction from real life.

[GP]

no hablo español

[Xhaka Can’t]

da

[Xhaka Can’t]

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/06/28/glastonbury-goers-%E2%80%98furious%E2%80%99-as-chris-de-burgh-announced-as-emergency-headline-act/

[Xhaka Can’t]

My neighbours have just come home.

I think they're drunk.

[Niall_Quinn]

My neighbours have just come home.

I think they're drunk.

Knocking at the wrong trailer again?

[Xhaka Can’t]

Oh yeah, you bet ya.

They won't be makin that mistake again.

[Niall_Quinn]

Momma from under the bed comeuppance.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Yeah, I be drinkin a lotta water right about now.

[WMUG]

Enjoy Mumford and Sons.


What? They're good! :angry:

[LDG]

which mod deleted my post? id like an explanation please

Really shit post?

[Letters]

If that was the criteria we used we'd be rushed off our feet <_<

[LDG]

Star Wars and pizza day :dance:

[Letters]

June the 29th be with you


:unsure:

[GP]

May the farts be with you.

[WMUG]

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/slippery4.png

[LDG]

Oh wait! A transport! I'm saved! Over here! Help! Please help!

[LDG]

Boring conversation anyway. Luke! We're gonna have company!

[GP]

Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

[LDG]

Stay on target!

We're too close!

Stay on target!

Loosen up!

[Xhaka Can’t]

Stay on target!

We're too close!

Stay on target!

Loosen up!

Is constipation getting you down?

[LDG]

:haha:

[PGFC]

It's a trap!

[Letters]

Sun :bow:
Tit Sunday :bow:

:patrice:

[GP]

It's a fap!

[WMUG]

7:20am to 10:20pm. Every day. No weekends.

Still can't get over that. What the serious fuck.

[Letters]

No wonder they're taking over the world

[GP]

China :lol:

Awful human rights abusers.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Chow Mein abuse :bow:

[PGFC]

Good to see the Wonga puppets trying to earn an honest living by headlining Glasto :good:

Monday :(

Morning :wave:

Sunburnt :patrice:

[LDG]

Mornin'

Glasto looked cool.

Burnt all my shoulders cutting the hedges yesterday :rolleyes:

[Marc Overmars]

Had a good weekend at Glasto. Although I had to leave yesterday afternoon in order to make work this morning, but I saw who I wanted to see anyway.

The shower I had last night was incredible tbf.

[LDG]

:lol:

Who did you go and watch MO?

[Marc Overmars]

Essentially everyone on the Pyramid Stage. Didn't really get on the the Rolling Stones bandwagon though, I think I had only ever heard 2 of their songs. :lol:

I only stuck around as the group wanted to. I'd rather have gone to the Other Stage where Example and Chase and Status were.

Fun weekend though and the camping wasn't as bad as I thought, I'd defo consider doing it again.

[Letters]

Attempt 3 at the balloon ride failed <_<
One cloud or the slightest puff of wind and it's game over :angry:

Stupid 'king British 'summer' :fury:

[PGFC]

It'll be worth it in the end.

or not :shrug:

Balloonatics :pal:

[Letters]

It had better be :(

It's a massive pain in the hole (##) 'cos MrsL doesn't get paid leave, I have to keep booking leave and Mr & MrsL Snr do too so they can came and watch (##)

:(

[LDG]

Can't you swap it for something else? I'm sure there's something else they can think of to get you knocked off....

[Letters]

Maybe. It's kind on MrsL's bucket (steady) list though. We've re-booked for later in July :ilt:

[PGFC]

Where are you supposed to be taking off from?

[LDG]

Where are you supposed to be taking off from?

Somewhere on Tornado Alley by the sounds of things....

[PGFC]

"I guess we're not in Cockfosters any more, Frodo"

[Letters]

Someone on Tornado Alley by the sounds of things....
:lol: Do you think that's where we're going wrong?

We're supposed to be going from a launch site in MK, it's about 10-15 minutes for the in-laws' place so perfect for them to come watch.

Or would be if one of the sodding flights actually took place :(.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

http://media.komonews.com/images/070825_balloon_explosion.jpg

Have a nice flight.

[Marc Overmars]

Hayfever needs to FOAD.

[Letters]

Sausages :bow:

Muslims :pal:

[LDG]

Sosidges :bow:

[Letters]

Sosidges :bow:
:gp:

[PGFC]

Had sosidges in my lunch today, with some bacon and a few mushrooms :bow: