"Currants Bw..."

[Japan Shaking All Over]

lacist

why are all the Japanese restaurants run by Koreans?

[GP]

why are all the Japanese restaurants run by Koreans?

I don't know, why are all the Japanese restaurants run by Koreans?

[Letters]

To get to the other side? :unsure:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

I don't know, why are all the Japanese restaurants run by Koreans?

Oh lord....the pressure of having to be a little bit funny now.....it was more of a poser rather than an attempt at light hearted humour, sorry GP!

[Japan Shaking All Over]

To get to the other side? :unsure:

Quiet

[GP]

Oh lord....the pressure of having to be a little bit funny now.....it was more of a poser rather than an attempt at light hearted humour, sorry GP!

:lol: I know

[GP]

Made a new friend tonight

http://i.imgur.com/l0ipT1C.jpg

[Marc Overmars]

Shit.

Hope you crushed that mother fucker with your shoe.

[GP]

Nah man, it's just a house spider. He's harmless.

[WMUG]

Feed it mosquitoes.

[Ollie the Optimist]

afternoon

[LDG]

Hullo #famousfive #secretseven

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Nah man, it's just a house spider. He's harmless.

don't use it as a sex toy

[GP]

yeah... I'll try...

[Munchies]

Shooting in Kilburn in the news, don't live too far away from there, it's getting dangerous to be anywhere at night these days.

[LDG]

FY was in England and we won.

Curse is lifted :bow:

Cunt is never coming to the ground again though :sulk:

[GP]

Just send his picture to the club with the name Muhammed bin al sheikh and he'll soon be on a watch list.

[LDG]

Just send his picture to the club with the name Muhammed bin al sheikh and he'll soon be on a watch list.

They already gave several people of the same description. I'm sure we're covered.

[GP]

Cherly Cole's new tattoo...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSdYyzlCMAA1ErU.jpg

[Marc Overmars]

That looks horrific.

[GP]

I'm sure the artist had fun though...

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

JD's :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cherly Cole's new tattoo...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSdYyzlCMAA1ErU.jpg

I know you'd like to think your shit don't stank...

[Xhaka Can’t]

I'm sure the artist had fun though...

Not if she'd had a Beanfeast.

[Letters]

Shit weather for it apparently.

Reading Festival goers :pal:

This was the scene this morning, apparently

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1240080_652392258106390_727470364_n.jpg

:pal:

[GP]

Jim Lahey is a fuckin drunk and he always will be

[LDG]

This was the scene this morning, apparently

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1240080_652392258106390_727470364_n.jpg

:pal:


:lol:

Bit glad I didn't go.

[Marc Overmars]

Lost my wallet when I got off the Tube at Bow Road, must have fallen out of my pocket somehow. Was so pissed off.

Figured if there was a slight chance of it being handed in it must be at the next station. Went to Mile End and amazingly the staff had it, complete with all my money as well as cards.

Faith in humanity restored. :bow: :cloud9:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Your welcome. :tiphat:

[Letters]

His welcome what?

:coney:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Holy crap - I can't believe I did that.

[GP]

Soccer style kicker graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA Division One records, one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule," the first and only pro-athlete ever to come out of Collier County and one hell of a model American

[Cripps_orig]

Lost my wallet when I got off the Tube at Bow Road, must have fallen out of my pocket somehow. Was so pissed off.

Figured if there was a slight chance of it being handed in it must be at the next station. Went to Mile End and amazingly the staff had it, complete with all my money as well as cards.

Faith in humanity restored. :bow: :cloud9:

This is around my neck of the woods.

Ashamed of the people who gave it in. Ruining east londons rep

[Marc Overmars]

My best mate lives in Bow, nice area tbh.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

My best mate lives in Bow, nice area tbh.

well done for getting your wallet back.....good to see there are some decent people around, reckon the person who gave it in must have been Japanese!!

its almost impossible to lose anything over there, people hand in whatever they find! (a mate of mate left his wallet in a phone box and the silly sod also had half a smoked joint in it, a couple of days later the police turned up at his door with the immigration and documents saying that he had to leave the country and not come back in six years!)

[LDG]

well done for getting your wallet back.....good to see there are some decent people around, reckon the person who gave it in must have been Japanese!!

its almost impossible to lose anything over there, people hand in whatever they find! (a mate of mate left his wallet in a phone box and the silly sod also had half a smoked joint in it, a couple of days later the police turned up at his door with the immigration and documents saying that he had to leave the country and not come back in six years!)

:lol:

[LDG]

Mornin all.

At least it's not Monday.

[PGFC]

1st day back at work after a two week break :upset:

[LDG]

1st day back at work after a two week break :upset:

Nevermind.

Soon be Christmas.

[Letters]

<_< Meh.

[LDG]

Nice to see everyone so chirpy this morning.

I'm in a right good mood.

Dunno why.

:dance:

[PGFC]

Meh, just royally fucked off with the NHS today, otherwise it's all :patrice:

[LDG]

Been offered a ticket for the spuds game.

:banghead:

£50

Pretty good really.

:banghead:

:(

:unsure:

[Letters]

Tricky one.
Awlsome if we win, :ilt: if we don't.

[Marc Overmars]

£50 can get you a lot of beers.

[Cripps_orig]

That's how much my cousin is paying me to go to the Spuds game.

[LDG]

:banghead:

[LDG]

I've said yes to the Derby ticket.

Why do I do it to myself.

It can only end up in heartbreak and misery.

:(

[GP]

Me too, got a ticket off my cousin.

[Marc Overmars]

Look on the brightside, you'll be able to witness the debuts of Wazza, Di Maria, Ozil and Cabaye.

[LDG]

....or the return of Flamini on 67 minutes.

[Marc Overmars]

....or the return of Flamini on 67 minutes.

:console:

[Cripps_orig]

Look on the brightside, you'll be able to witness the debuts of Wazza, Di Maria, Ozil and Cabaye.

Spuds are going to be some force with them

[Japan Shaking All Over]

I've said yes to the Derby ticket.

Why do I do it to myself.

It can only end up in heartbreak and misery.

:(

http://www.warlordgames.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Dads-Army-Frazier-doomed.png
its going to be ok

[Syn]

No it's not.

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-23851503

Didn't know he was still alive tbh.


Morning :tiphat:

[Cripps_orig]

Ramsey strikes again

[GP]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-23851503

Didn't know he was still alive tbh.

He isn't.

[Letters]

:rimshot:

:d


:rose:

[Letters]

Nooooooooooooo!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23880768

:upset:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Nooooooooooooo!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23880768

:upset:


making indecent images of children

Can you tell what it is yet?

[LDG]

Can you tell what it is yet?

Son of Brendan?

[Master Splinter]

Nooooooooooooo!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23880768

:upset:

Might commit suicide tbh.

Everyone's a sick fuck.

[Cripps_orig]

Why, Rolf, why

If he says sorry, will he be forgiven?

:Ollie:

[GP]

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/goblin.png

[PGFC]

Wow, Letters must be crushed :hug:

[Marc Overmars]

Mate of mine has started up her own cake shop. :bow:

The ones that can't be sold because they're botched I get to have for free. :dance:

[PGFC]

Mate of mine has started up her own cake shop. :bow:

The ones that can't be sold because they're botched I get to have for free. :dance:

Friend of mine has a cake decorating business
http://www.carolscake.co.uk/ I can't afford one :(

[Letters]

I've decided to start banning people who don't like me.
:cool:

IIP :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

I don't like you.

[Letters]

:crying:

[Marc Overmars]

Nah you're alright really.

[Letters]

:patrice:

Thank you very much.

[GP]

I like you.

In a way.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=68BrauMLt_0

[LDG]

I have the death sentence on twelve message boards!

[Xhaka Can’t]

:lol:

[PGFC]

http://news.arseblog.com/2013/08/the-top-10-reasons-your-comment-wasnt-published/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook

Stolen from Arseblog, should use it here...

[Ollie the Optimist]

just got a ticket to the spurs game. cant fucking wait. best game of the year. anyone meeting before hand ?

[Cripps_orig]

How much?

[Ollie the Optimist]

How much?

how much did i pay?

[Cripps_orig]

Yes

[Ollie the Optimist]

nothing. my best mate cant make it anymore due to family emergency so gave me his ticket. cant wait. if we lose though its going to be shit as got to drive to bristol straight after. will be the longest drive of my life if we lose

[Cripps_orig]

Good luck.

[GP]

just got a ticket to the spurs game. cant fucking wait. best game of the year. anyone meeting before hand ?

Me too. Got one off my cousin who for some reason buys tickets and then complains about having to go every week haha lol what a dipshit.

[Ollie the Optimist]

:lol:

[Cripps_orig]

:haha:

Someone doesn't get the concept of season tickets

Tards :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Me too. Got one off my cousin who for some reason buys tickets and then complains about having to go every week haha lol what a dipshit.

:haha:

Tards 1-0 Superior Internet Warriors.

[Xhaka Can’t]

And some don't get the concept of ticket exchange

[Cripps_orig]

As expected, tard goes crying to his bum chums who rally behind him and thus I will end this as I'll be the one banned despite not starting it but I finished it.

Back on topic.

Someone answer Ollies question

[Marc Overmars]

:)

[Letters]

Pics or GTFO...

[PGFC]

Show me on this doll where he touched you.

[Marc Overmars]

Pics or GTFO...

Will do once she accepts my friend request.

Had to bolt at 5am while her dad was getting ready for work, apparently he owns a shotgun so I wasn't going to stick around for that shit tbh.

[PGFC]

http://xenovive.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/tumblr_laq2f3cn5r1qzhf66o1_500.jpg

Friend :good:

[Letters]

Will do once she accepts my friend request.
:patrice:

[Ollie the Optimist]

im going to be at the pins tomorrow from about half 1 if anyone wants a drink :good:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

:lol: fake ID

awful ID.

[GP]

Sir David Frost has died.

[Marc Overmars]

Ramsey. :rolleyes:

[Letters]

Morning
:patrice:

[LDG]

:dancingman:

Arsenal One - £100m Nil

[GP]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTJNnNICEAAi4fl.jpg

[Letters]

:loveblush:

Definitely would.

[PGFC]

Morning :wave:

Spud-bashing in the sunshine, priceless

[LDG]

:woohoo:

[Syn]

http://s17.postimg.org/6dla5oi67/image.jpg (http://postimage.org/)
jpg images (http://postimage.org/)

Work :haha:

[LDG]

:lol:

It's 11.21am :haha:

[Cripps_orig]

An alcoholic in the making?

Alcoholic youth project :bow:

[Letters]

Don't forget we also have LDG who can drink there.

Do. Not Forget.

[Syn]

Got some company now that a mate's off work so I don't look like a full-on loser anymore. Sort of.

Come on Arsene.

[PGFC]

Way to go Letters, bucking the trend as always...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-23896855


Men's average height 'up 11cm since 1870s'

[Letters]

:lol: Saw that this morning, surprised it took you (plural) that long to bring it up <_<
I think you're carrying me, Perry <_<

[PGFC]

God knows it feels like I have been :oldboy:

Still, it's Tuesday and it's all still :d & :dance:

[LDG]

Mornin.


:faint:

[Letters]

:lol: Wenger...surprised us :blink:


:patrice:

[LDG]

http://soccer.cellc.mobi/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2013/01/Wenger-smiling.jpg

[LDG]

:woohoo:

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-23935768

:pal:

[LDG]

Fark.

Cannot do school nights out anymore. Was in London watching a gig last night. Feel bloody shit today.

Time to retire?

[PGFC]

Probably :d

On a getting old theme, it's my daughters first day at college, sheesh.

[Ollie the Optimist]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/othersports/article-2409913/Aussie-rules-player-apologies-setting-dwarf-Mad-Monday-celebrations.html

An Aussie rules player set a dwarf on fire during club celebrations.

:haha: :haha:

[Letters]

*waits for it...* <_<

[GP]

your short haha lol

[Marc Overmars]

Tried one of those E-cigarette's earlier, they're quite a good little invention really.

[LDG]

Tried one of those E-cigarette's earlier, they're quite a good little invention really.

Didn't know you were a smoker MO?

[Marc Overmars]

Didn't know you were a smoker MO?

I'm not although I do occasionally enjoy 1 or 2 when drinking.

The E-cig is my mates as he's trying to quit.

[LDG]

I'm not although I do occasionally enjoy 1 or 2 when drinking.

The E-cig is my mates as he's trying to quit.

:good:

Each to their own, and good on him for trying to give up, but thought the e-cig would be more like swapping one addiction for another?

:smugreformedsmoker:

[Marc Overmars]

That's what I thought but you can gradually reduce the amount of nicotine in them which is what he's doing, currently using one with only 6mg of it which is the lowest I think. Eventually he'll use the nicotine free ones.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Woke up with a massive nose bleed and a WWII air raid siren going off somewhere in the distance.

Thought it was the end tbh...

[Letters]

Did it make you miss Liverpool?

[LDG]

Fucking laavley out. May have to go "sightseeing" at lunch.

[PGFC]

http://thetuesdayclub.libsyn.com/

Very funny.

Waiter!!

[Marc Overmars]

Fog and some bite in the air this morning.

Autumn. :wave:

[Nayan]

:good:

Each to their own, and good on him for trying to give up, but thought the e-cig would be more like swapping one addiction for another?

:smugreformedsmoker:

less tar though no?

[LDG]

less tar though no?

Yeah....

Essentially, it's water vapour and nicotine.

Nicotine has risks, but it's not cancer-causing. It's more risk to your blood pressure...though no more so than caffeine. Some scientists actually think pure nicotine is quite good for us, as it does something to break down fats in the blood (hence the old smoking keeps the weight off thing).

I don't think the e-cig has been rubber-stamped by anyone yet...and it is far better than smoking....think it was just my own personal choice to avoid them, as wanted rid of any and all links to ciggies.

I still wish I could smoke, tbf....though I never will again. Unless they make a really healthy version! :d

[PGFC]

I still wish I could smoke, tbf....though I never will again

This :good:

Anyhoo, :tiphat:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Giving up smoking was one of the best things I ever did.

[LDG]

Giving up smoking was one of the best things I ever did.

How long did you smoke for?

[Marc Overmars]

My dad smoked for 30 odd years, very proud of him when he gave it up. Wasn't easy.

[LDG]

I was about 15 yrs. Amazing how it gets ya.

[Nayan]

well done evveryone who has quit it

[PGFC]

I've been stopped now for about 16 years, I think I now qualify as a non-smoker not an ex- :patrice:

[Xhaka Can’t]

How long did you smoke for?

13 years. I gave up mainly to get my wife off the cigs as she has asthma. Took her a few more years to pack it in.

[Xhaka Can’t]

I think I'd like take up smoking again rather than go back to the Ozil thread. :ilt:

[Cripps_orig]

Agreed. How dare posters have a conversation about football on a football thread?

No wonder this place is dying

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I've never smoked.

Shouldn't that mean I get more applause?

[GP]

I think I'd like take up smoking again rather than go back to the Ozil thread. :ilt:

The thread is WAY off topic, might as well close it.

[Marc Overmars]

I've never smoked.

Shouldn't that mean I get more applause?

Not even a puff?

If so, impressive.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Agreed. How dare posters have a conversation about football on a football thread?

No wonder this place is dying

Well go off to a more lively board then.

We'll no doubt see you back after you're banned.

If you haven't been already.

[Cripps_orig]

Well go off to a more lively board then.

We'll no doubt see you back after you're banned.

If you haven't been already.
:lol:

No

[Letters]

Some scientists actually think pure nicotine is quite good for us, as it does something to break down fats in the blood (hence the old smoking keeps the weight off thing).
I thought that was because all food tasted like cardboard and you just ate less generally :shrug:

[LDG]

I thought that was because all food tasted like cardboard and you just ate less generally :shrug:

Nah...I don't really notice much difference in taste. But I did whack on a few pounds after giving up. And I didn't eat any more calrories than I did or do currently.

[Letters]

home alone tonight, till late.

PARTY AT LETTERS'

:woohoo:

:patrice:





:tumbleweed:

[LDG]

I'll be there!

[GP]

I'll bring the cherryade

[PGFC]

I'm out.
http://i.imgur.com/z4NtF8F.gif

[LDG]

Sorry I couldn't make it last night Letters. Was at my cousins.



Friday :dance:

[PGFC]

Friday :woohoo:

Rain :(

[LDG]

Meh...we've had a good run of it....it's been an awlsome summer.

4 months (late January), I'll be in the canaries soaking up the sun. Can handle a bit of autumnal weather I guess....

[Letters]

Yeah, well done England. Nice work this year.
The ladies had their ##s out yesterday again.

[Cripps_orig]

Eyebrows?

[Letters]

Eyebrows?

Yeah.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/4/1/1301673637817/A-woman-in-a-burqa-008.jpg

Phwoar!

[Cripps_orig]

Nice eyes tbh

[LDG]

The best bit was when she said she was my father and chopped my hand off lol

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

I've been stopped now for about 16 years, I think I now qualify as a non-smoker not an ex- :patrice:

I need to start smoking tbf. Taking 'fag breaks' every 5 minutes while the non-smokers get fuck all :banghead:

[PGFC]

I always make sure if colleagues are having a fag break I go too, it's only fair.

[Marc Overmars]

Anyone been to the Scottish Highlands before?

[Xhaka Can’t]

Mandela hits the dating websites again.

http://i.imgur.com/Uc7m0Ym.jpg

[Marc Overmars]

:cold: outside.

Summer is well and truly gone.

[LDG]

Light drizzle.

Good for running though.

Dirty weekend away with the missus this weekend.

[Letters]

Autumnal :(

[Marc Overmars]

Light drizzle.

Good for running though.

Dirty weekend away with the missus this weekend.

How dirty are we talking?

[LDG]

How dirty are we talking?

Bed & Breakfast

Two nights






By the coast.

##

[Letters]

Bangor then Exeter?

[Marc Overmars]

What a man.

[LDG]

Well this is a great start from Lloyds Bank and TSB Bank. All online services down on the first day.

Bravo. You cunts.

[Marc Overmars]

I joined an online dating site along with a mate. What a gold mine, I'm very confident of finding a few slags who are game.

Can't believe I've only just discovered this.

Wow.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Goonersworld?

[GP]

I joined an online dating site along with a mate. What a gold mine, I'm very confident of finding a few slags who are game.

Can't believe I've only just discovered this.

Wow.

Low self esteem :bow:

[PGFC]

He'll be hanging by the weekend.

[Syn]

Apple are releasing an iPhone 5s. For any more information, please contact N_Q.

[GP]

And an iphone 5c.

All very much the same.

[Syn]

5c looks shit. iOS 7 looks good though. #fanboy

Bring back the Nokia 3210 ffs.

[Ollie the Optimist]

Berlin is a lovely city. Never been before but loving it.


Though the holocaust memorial is just so sad. Real letters from parents saying goodbye to their children as they are taken to be murdered. So so sad

[GP]

5c looks shit. iOS 7 looks good though. #fanboy

Bring back the Nokia 3210 ffs.

ios7 just looks like Android and Windows Phone combined.

Come back, Steve Jobs, all is forgiven.

Oh wait he's dead haha lol

[Munchies]

I got 2 phones, a smartphone HTC Desire HD which I've had for over 2 years, and a £5 nokia I got from Tesco.

I use the £5 nokia more :coffee:

[Munchies]

Had a shit night, tried getting some sleep at 1, remained awake till 7am, have to be somewhere at 9 :banghead:

[LDG]

I went to bed at 10pm and woke up at 7.30am.

#justsayin

[Letters]

I gotta feeling
(woo hoo)
That today's gonna be a long day.
That today's gonna be a long day.
That today's gonna be a long long day.
:(

[LDG]

Why?

Hmmm.

Apparently I can upgrade my phone.

Hmmm.

I really like my iphone4

Best phone I've ever had, but the battery life is pretty much teh fucked now.

Hmmm.

Hmmmmmmmm.

[WMUG]

Why?

Hmmm.

Apparently I can upgrade my phone.

Hmmm.

I really like my iphone4

Best phone I've ever had, but the battery life is pretty much teh fucked now.

Hmmm.

Hmmmmmmmm.
Wait til it runs out to charge it. Also, upgrade.

[Letters]

Why?
Work shizzle. Lots to do this week, some people want to go live with a system we're holding together with sticky tape.

[GP]

Why?

Hmmm.

Apparently I can upgrade my phone.

Hmmm.

I really like my iphone4

Best phone I've ever had, but the battery life is pretty much teh fucked now.

Hmmm.

Hmmmmmmmm.

http://www.theheraldng.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/nokia-lumia-925.jpg

:good:

[LDG]

http://www.theheraldng.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/nokia-lumia-925.jpg

:good:

So, is there significant difference to iphone?

I love my apple stuff, so I'm looking for a real reason to switch brand.

[LDG]

Work shizzle. Lots to do this week, some people want to go live with a system we're holding together with sticky tape.

Isn't that true of most IT systems?

[Munchies]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=oDAw7vW7H0c

Can't see this taking off, but its a cool concept

[GP]

It could be the best phone ever but people won't buy it if it doesn't have a fruit logo on it.

[Syn]

Hard to disagree.

Apple :bow:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Thinking about taking time off and going Thailand for 2 weeks in Easter.

Anyone been?

[GP]

Nah, not really in to ladyboys.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

So Syn is actually a woman? :console:

[GP]

I always assumed so.

[Syn]

5318008

[Marc Overmars]

Thinking about taking time off and going Thailand for 2 weeks in Easter.

Anyone been?

No but I know so many people who've been and they say it's incredible, there's an endless amount of things to see and do.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

No but I know so many people who've been and they say it's incredible, there's an endless amount of things to see and do.

Only have 2 weeks potentially so not sure what to do.

Bangkok-Chiang Mai-Phuket or just Bangkok-Chiang Mai/Phuket.

#dilemma

[LDG]

Man who go through airport barrier sideways, going to Bangkok lol

[Marc Overmars]

Only have 2 weeks potentially so not sure what to do.

Bangkok-Chiang Mai-Phuket or just Bangkok-Chiang Mai/Phuket.

#dilemma

Hmm yeah that's the thing, there's so much to do you probably need 3 weeks at least if you want to see it all.

I'd try and fit in Ko Samui and Phi Phi, as they look amazing. The people who I know said they skipped Phuket as it's a bit of a tourist trap.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Hmm yeah that's the thing, there's so much to do you probably need 3 weeks at least if you want to see it all.

I'd try and fit in Ko Samui and Phi Phi, as they look amazing. The people who I know said they skipped Phuket as it's a bit of a tourist trap.

To be fair I'm thinking to myself if I'm going for 2 weeks what's the point of travelling to all 3 places? We'd spend more time travelling and less time sight seeing (Chiang Mai and Phuket are at opposite ends, with Bangkok in the middle)

So it's a straight toss up between the tropical (phuket/ko samui) and sight-seeing/adventure (Chiang Mai). As it's Thailand, I'd probably go for the latter, I mean you're there to see the culture and understand local traditions etc. You can do tropical by going to the caribbean or somewhere like that.

Hmmm decisions decisions :popcorn:

[Letters]

Man who go through airport barrier sideways, going to Bangkok lol

:letters:

[Syn]

Definitely prefer to visit less places and relax more. Costs less and actually feels like a holiday.

Also, where the fuck's my money HR? You stupid admin fucks. Give me my motherfucking money NOW!!! If this was a drug deal I'd shot you all by now.

[Niall_Quinn]

5318008

:gp:

[Niall_Quinn]

No but I know so many people who've been and they say it's incredible, there's an endless amount of things to see and do.

They mostly go to fuck women who have dicks. True story.

[PGFC]

:yawn: Ate too well last night, can't get with it today, make it Friday someone :(

[LDG]

Bought Nandos chicken marinade, and griddled the fuck out of it all last night. Bunged it in wraps with extra hot Nandos sauce.

Side of salad and slaw.

It rocked.

[PGFC]

Mmm, Nandos

It was our 20th wedding anniversary yesterday :blink: though it only right that I took her out for a meal in sympathy.

[LDG]

Congratulations!

Awards for bravery and length of service :bow:

[GP]

He gave her a length of service alright ##

[Letters]

Not sure if we'll make it that far <_<

Women! :fury:

[PGFC]

:haha: If you will marry them just for the sex

[LDG]

:lol:

Letters :haha:

Show her who's boss. Slap her about a bit.

[GP]

Got to keep your pimp hand strong.

[Letters]

:haha: If you will marry them just for the sex
It was mostly for her cake making ability tbh.

<_<

[PGFC]

God help you if she ever reads that.

[LDG]

He won't get sex, and he won't get cake. That is for certain.

:lol:

[GP]

Maybe he's having sex with the cake. Did you ever think of that?

[LDG]

Maybe he's having sex with the cake. Did you ever think of that?

Swiss Roll :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

Not sure if we'll make it that far <_<

Women! :fury:

Did you send her a strongly worded email?

[WMUG]

Not sure if we'll make it that far <_<

Women! :fury:

Don't worry, it's only one week a month.

[PGFC]

Fuck me you're in for a rude awakening when you grow up if you think that

[LDG]

:haha:

[LDG]

Manflu alert.

Every fucking year at this time.

EVERY Fuckin' year.

<_<

[Marc Overmars]

Had a bout of man flue in June.

I expect I'll get it again in December.

Like bloody clockwork.

[PGFC]

That reminds me, I must book my flu jab.

[LDG]

Mine are usually Feb/Mar then Sep/Oct.

Think it coinsides with the change of season.

I was told that by giving up smoking, they wouldn't last as long, or be as nasty.

They lied.

<_<

[Letters]

I hadn't had a cold for a few years and then they all ganged up and gave me the mother of all sore throats back in Feb :upset:

Nothing since but I'm going away in a couple of weeks so... <_<

[LDG]

I hadn't had a cold for a few years and then they all ganged up and gave me the mother of all sore throats back in Feb :upset:

Nothing since but I'm going away in a couple of weeks so... <_<

Yeah, you gave me that one back in February <_<

[PGFC]

:handbags:

[Letters]

I said no tongues :shrug:

[LDG]

:sick:

[PGFC]

Letters, awlful virus vector.

[WMUG]

Looking forward to Freshers' Flu :(

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

TV's ko'd :doh:

only bought it 5 years ago, a plush new Samsung 52 fucking inch. Grr.

[Syn]

TV's ko'd :doh:

only bought it 5 years ago, a plush new Samsung 52 fucking inch. Grr.

I'm selling a brand new (unopened, in box) Samsung 46 inch (UE46ES5500K) for £700 if interested.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

I'm selling a brand new (unopened, in box) Samsung 46 inch (UE46ES5500K) for £700 if interested.

Bit too expensive mate, I spent a lot on this bastard so gonna have a ring around and see what the price for repair is. Thanks for the offer though :good:

[Xhaka Can’t]

It would be terrible if I accidentally spilt water down the back of my TV while watering the plants. I'd have to buy a new TV. The thought of it makes me shudder.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Blame it on the dog :coffee:

[GP]

I just got a brand new Armani suit, doesn't fit me any more. You want it?

[LDG]

FRIDAY!

http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/onloo.gif

[Letters]

:lol:

Half way :bow: