"Currants Bw..."

[Letters]

SMELL MY CHEESE YOU MOTHER!

http://www.sarahcheeselady.com/

[Xhaka Can’t]

http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/09/19/after-woman-finds-offensive-phrase-inside-bottle-cap-coca-cola-cancels-canadian-promotion/

:haha:

[Munchies]

http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/09/19/after-woman-finds-offensive-phrase-inside-bottle-cap-coca-cola-cancels-canadian-promotion/

:haha:

:lol:

[Letters]

Friday :bow:

[LDG]

Friday :bow:

More importantly....

Sunny Friday :bow:

AND

Half day :bow:

:beer:

[Letters]

Clients :lol:


:ilt:

[LDG]

12th September?

[Marc Overmars]

Won a tenner on a scratchcard this morning.

Good start to the weekend tbf.

[Letters]

12th September?

No. This is a new thing.

Slovenian :lol:
Awlful language.

[WMUG]

Can uni hurry up and start? Kthx

I'm going stagnant here.

[WMUG]

No. This is a new thing.

Slovenian :lol:
Awlful language.

I can order a hot chocolate in Slovenian :cool:

[PGFC]

I could arrange to have you murdered by Slovenians :good:

[Letters]

I can order a hot chocolate in Slovenian :cool:
That AND play the ukulele? You're a real fanny magnet fella.


That sentence also works without the word 'magnet'.

Anyway. Apparently the translation of
"Filter list of exam in Slovenia"
isn't
"Seznam izpitov na voljo v Slovenia"

Because "Slovenia" can be spelt different ways depending on the sense of the sentence :doh:
Grr.

[WMUG]

Sounds like title dative's causing you some problems there :geek:

Have you ever tried to learn German?

[Letters]

No. How many words do you need for "The"? One. That's how many.
:angry:

[LDG]

You are going on zee list.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Das Boot.

Good film.

[Letters]

Die, WMUG, die. <_<




That's English.

[WMUG]

No. How many words do you need for "The"? One. That's how many.
:angry:

Nah. 6 is the way to go, with 16 separate usages.

Same goes for a, my, your (all 3 versions), his, her (same spelling as one of the 'your's), our and their.

[WMUG]

Sounds like title dative's causing you some problems there :geek:

Have you ever tried to learn German?Title dative :lol:

I meant 'the', ironically.

[LDG]

Why are you replying to yourself?

[Letters]

Nah. 6 is the way to go, with 16 separate usages.

Same goes for a, my, your (all 3 versions), his, her (same spelling as one of the 'your's), our and their.
While we're here...
Tables aren't female. Or male.
<_<

[PGFC]

Is it lunch time yet? :(

[Letters]

Fish and chip Friday :bow:


Catholics :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

I would like Fish n Chips today.

Hey guyz, curry sauce with the chips?

Hell yeah or WTF are you doing you sick ****?

[Xhaka Can’t]

Just had fish chips and mushy peas for lunch.

[PGFC]

Hell yeah, curry sauce is peng.

now, you made me do that, damn your eyes

[Syn]

I know somebody who carries green chillies with him in his coat pocket so that if he's out for lunch or dinner he can have them raw with his food.

So pay extra for your curry sauce if you must. But you'll never be as Indian as that guy.

[GP]

I know somebody who carries green chillies with him in his coat pocket so that if he's out for lunch or dinner he can have them raw with his food.

So pay extra for your curry sauce if you must. But you'll never be as Indian as that guy.

It's you, isn't it?

[PGFC]

:sulk: It should be Chinese curry sauce on chips, never Indian.

[WMUG]

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m38/Joeview/GWisdown.png

[LDG]

Chips + salt.

/chish n fips

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Gravy.

[LDG]

Northern monkey.

If we're talking fish with chips, fuck off with sauce.

I can understand if it's chips on their own. Fair enough. Swamp the cunts in sauce.

But don't fuck with my battered cod.

Fuming.

[Marc Overmars]

Gravy.

+1

I only discovered chips and gravy was a thing when I went to Uni.

[Letters]

Ketchup :bow:

[LDG]

Only 10 yr olds have ketchup.

Unless with onion rings.

Or toad in the hole.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Tomato sauce with Toad in the hole?

Gravy.

[Letters]

Chips without ketchup?
GTFO :sulk:

[LDG]

Tomato sauce with Toad in the hole?

Gravy.

Northern monkey.

Gravy = Roast Dinner

/////////

[LDG]

Chips without ketchup?
GTFO :sulk:

:sick:

Why?

It has sugar in it.

Why would you want sugar on your chips?

[Letters]

:sick:

Why?

It has sugar in it.

Why would you want sugar on your chips?
Your face has sugar in it :sulk:

[Ollie the Optimist]

plain chips :bow:

[LDG]

plain chips :bow:

Simple is, as simple does.

[WMUG]

I want fish and chips now. :(

One of the best places in London up the road, but I can't be bothered :(

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

^ boring pricks

http://www.mccormickflavoursolutions.co.uk/~/media/McCormick%20for%20Chefs%20UK/Products/Hammonds_Burger_Sauce.ashx

Thank you and goodnight.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Northern monkey.

Gravy = Roast Dinner

/////////

I didn't realise it was such a northern thing.

You'll be saying you don't like jelly in pork pies next.

[Letters]

Jelly :sick:

[Xhaka Can’t]

:sulk: It should be Chinese curry sauce on chips, never Indian.

^^^This^|^

[PGFC]

^ boring pricks

http://www.mccormickflavoursolutions.co.uk/~/media/McCormick%20for%20Chefs%20UK/Products/Hammonds_Burger_Sauce.ashx

Thank you and goodnight.

:sulk: that's worse than anything Cripps has done.

[Marc Overmars]

:sick:

Why?

It has sugar in it.

Why would you want sugar on your chips?
Thank you.

I don't have ketchup with my chips either which people find weird.

[PGFC]

I want fish and chips now. :(

One of the best places in London up the road, but I can't be bothered :(

Toffs :sulk:

[Transplanted Gooner]

Poutine.
End of Conversation.

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR !!

[PGFC]

Northern monkey.

If we're talking fish with chips, fuck off with sauce.

I can understand if it's chips on their own. Fair enough. Swamp the cunts in sauce.

But don't fuck with my battered cod.

Fuming.

Are you mad? Cod n curry sauce is magnificent.

[PGFC]

Poutine.
End of Conversation.

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR !!

God bless French Canadians, giving village idiots all over the rest of the world someone to :pal: at :good:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Poutine.
End of Conversation.

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR !!

The only good thing to ever come out of Quebec

[WMUG]

Toffs :sulk:

Indeed. :bow:

[Letters]

http://www.thedrum.com/stuff/2013/09/20/bbc-pixel-fault-gives-nigel-farage-hitler-tash

:haha:

[LDG]

Are you mad? Cod n curry sauce is magnificent.

I am mad.

But that doesn't matter in this context.

It's 1am and time for my bath for Lords sake.

[PGFC]

Ah, Carry on.


NURSE!!

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Dominos.

Nom nom.

[Xhaka Can’t]

The dominos box tastes better than it's soggy, limp and bland contents.

[WMUG]

Innit. Pizza Hut :bow:

[Munchies]

Just went to Tesco in the morning, on my way back, saw a little medium sized dog who was near my house without a lead or anything on the other side of the pavement. It's staring at me , and I looked at it whilst I'm going, and then it suddenly made a run for me whilst barking :haha: , luckily I got away , was literally near my leg :unsure:

[PGFC]

Pussy.

[Marc Overmars]

:(

The :) belonged to my brother. Bastard.

[Munchies]

:(

The :) belonged to my brother. Bastard.

He who is what ?? :unsure:

[WMUG]

He who is what ?? :unsure:

His bro got sexed.

[GP]

Just asked Siri "surely it's not going to rain today". Siri said "it is and don't call me Surely".

Forgot to my take phone off Airplane mode.

[Munchies]

Apple products are shit GP , Get an Android !

Also my old gf privatised her instagram :doh:

[GP]

Apple products are shit GP , Get an Android !

:doh:

[Munchies]

:doh:

Probably because I can download everything off the store for free I guess :geek:

[LDG]

Oreo dairymilk :o

:faint:

[Munchies]

Oreo dairymilk :o

:faint:

Haven't eaten it yet :(

[GP]

Probably because I can download everything off the store for free I guess :geek:

:doh:

[Munchies]

Have a essay statement that I had all summer to do for next week, gave myself today to do it, haven't done it.

Tomorrow I guess :ilt:

[Munchies]

:doh:

I also have an iPad :getcoat:

:blah:

[GP]

I give up :lol:

[Munchies]

:lol:

[LDG]

I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra!

[Munchies]

I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra!

What size is the bra ? ##

[Syn]

Just asked Siri "surely it's not going to rain today". Siri said "it is and don't call me Surely".

Forgot to my take phone off Airplane mode.

Even with airplane mode on I think that wording would confuse Siri. You need to ask "is it going to rain today?".

Hope solves your problem.

[V-Pig]

Poor old Munchies.

He never has an ongoing joke fail at home.

[Munchies]

Poor old Munchies.

He never has an ongoing joke fail at home.

Give me some of that GW Prozac man

[PGFC]

Just asked Siri "surely it's not going to rain today". Siri said "it is and don't call me Surely".

Forgot to my take phone off Airplane mode.


Even with airplane mode on I think that wording would confuse Siri. You need to ask "is it going to rain today?".

Hope solves your problem.


Syn, comedy genius :bow:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Steak at 1am :bow:

[Munchies]

Steak at 1am :bow:

:bow: Your gonna feel like shit in the morning though

[milla]

Hate this board when everything is rosy and good, dead quiet. :coffee:

[Letters]

3 day week :bow:

[LDG]

<_<

5 day week :(

Got to attend a bank dinner on Wednesday too.

I hate networking :(

[Ollie the Optimist]

Top of the league :bow:

spurs fans claiming they are joint top :haha:

this is what mondays are for

[Letters]

Joint top :lol:

Yeah. Liverpool were joint champions in 1989 :rolleyes:

[Ollie the Optimist]

we know what spurs are like though. on their offical honours list, they have actually got the norwich hopstial cup (joint winners) on it. pathetic bunch

[Xhaka Can’t]

Four day week!!!

[WMUG]

Four day week!!!

Just got my uni timetable.

Every week being a four day week :bow:

[Letters]

Enjoy those student fees

Daddy :pal:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Just got my uni timetable.

Every week being a four day week :bow:

Good luck. What is the course?

[Marc Overmars]

Man, what I'd give to be a fresher again. :(

[LDG]

I'd just like to be abou 5 years younger again to take advantage of them all ##

Trust me MO. If you're still single at about 28 / 29, you'll be like a pig in shit.

[WMUG]

Enjoy those student fees

Daddy :pal:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXTlXBIS_hE

<_<


Good luck. What is the course?

French and German. With little bit linguistics.

Employability ftw :cool:

:crying:

[Munchies]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXTlXBIS_hE

<_<



French and German. With little bit linguistics.

Employability ftw :cool:

:crying:

Haha nice, I got a D in French at GCSE :doh:

You can do alot of things with that course :good:

[Letters]

I got a C :cool:

My French vocab was (and still is) #decent but I could never get the hang of grammar.
Mostly 'cos I don't understand English grammar which does make learning other languages difficult.

[LDG]

B :cool:

Bonjour :tiphat:

[WMUG]

A*

Daddy :bow:

Unbelievably easy exams :bow:

[Letters]

Formidable <_<

[Munchies]

:lol: For my writing assignment, I just translated loads of shit from the net and for the listening, I just ticked random boxes. My speaking went well though as I prepared it beforehand and literally memorised it. I've always been annoyed at myself for not bothering with it really, but oh well, don't need it. A mate of mine took it to A-level, and he can literally translate anything , though he could just be saying BS and I'd not know.

I got A*s in Biology/Geography and IT though :geek:

[LDG]

How can you have Biology/Geography?

[Munchies]

How can you have Biology/Geography?

Biology and Geography :lol:

[Letters]

How'd ya do in English?

[Munchies]

B :getcoat:

[Munchies]

Also tbf, your grades mean just as much if not more now, grade inflation and all that

[Letters]

Yeah. Well I got a D :cool:

:(

Had to re-sit it in sixth form to get into Uni.

I blame the teaching tbh, 'cos now I right very well England. :p

[Munchies]

Yeah. Well I got a D :cool:

:(

Had to re-sit it in sixth form to get into Uni.

I blame the teaching tbh, 'cos now I right very well England. :p

I know what you mean man, before GCSEs my old teacher put me in the highest set in the class and English just came very naturally to me and was my best subject.

But fast forward to GCSE time, had a new teacher in who was shit and never checked any of my work or gave any feedback on how to improve or anything. She also gave me a really shit mark on the speaking part of the exam, like a D (not sure if that was present back then ? ) , and its like ffs, I can speak English you bitch. Came very close to getting a C, but luckily I just scraped the B boundary. I'm more good at Science/Maths which is what I did to Alevels as its not subjective.

[Letters]

One time a mate of mine - a straight A student - did some homework for me. We did it as an experiment to see if I'd still get a bad mark even though someone else had done the work. Still got a poor mark. I think I pretty much gave up after that. Showed that the teacher just didn't like me much and as English is so subjective it was clearly swaying his marking. Balls to it. That's why I got on better with maths 'cos if you're right, you're right and there's no arguing about it.

I used to love reading when I was at Primary School but English at school rather killed the joy for me, it was only when I started commuting and had time to kill I re-discovered a love of reading

School :p

[WMUG]

My accommodation costs more than I get in maintenance loans.

Interest free overdrafts :bow:

[LDG]

My accommodation costs more than I get in maintenance loans.

Interest free overdrafts :bow:

Surely you can just sell one of the Rembrandt's?

[Munchies]

My accommodation costs more than I get in maintenance loans.

Interest free overdrafts :bow:

What are you living in ? A palace ? :lol:

Just kidding, but yeah, make sure you stay on top of your finances, make a spreadsheet or something.

[LDG]

What are you living in ? A palace ? :lol:



Don't be silly.

He can't live at home while going to Uni.

[Syn]

Renting in London is ridiculous now compared to even 5 years ago. Can't save shit. Living the life since I moved away. Fucking BT infinity and everything. Bought a ferrero rocher pyramid the other day. Didn't even feel a pinch. Follow my lead lads.

[WMUG]

What are you living in ? A palace ? :lol:

Just kidding, but yeah, make sure you stay on top of your finances, make a spreadsheet or something.

In the cheapest halls :doh:

Spreadsheet, freezing debit card, taking out a set amount per week and no more, they've all been suggested. Fuck knows what I'll end up doing.

[Ollie the Optimist]

In the cheapest halls :doh:

Spreadsheet, freezing debit card, taking out a set amount per week and no more, they've all been suggested. Fuck knows what I'll end up doing.

going out, getting pissed every night, shagging some random girls. get to November. realise you have no money. count down days until next loan goes in



thats what students do apparently

[Syn]

Ramsey FGS might pay your bills.

[WMUG]

Ramsey FGS might pay your bills.

Or betting 250 quid on roulette twice, and getting very, very lucky, as my friend did. He pissed it up the wall on an Alienware laptop, though.

[Munchies]

If you really end up needing money, you can look into working a day once a week or something at a supermarket.

(not that you'd want to, I tried doing a nightshift over Sainsbury this summer, but the fuckers were forcing me to do shifts on 3 days in a row which I didn't sign up for /couldn't do) . Left after a day. Got £100 in my bank , bulk of which was for an induction where I sat in a room for 6-7 hours :haha:

[Munchies]

Oh and I also tried doing a job in an admin office for £6.21 p/h , had an itnerview, but the fuckers didn't give me the job.

[Marc Overmars]

I got a Saturday job during uni. It was a nice little top up for when the student loan was pissed away.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

If you really end up needing money, you can look into working a day once a week or something at a supermarket.

(not that you'd want to, I tried doing a nightshift over Sainsbury this summer, but the fuckers were forcing me to do shifts on 3 days in a row which I didn't sign up for /couldn't do) . Left after a day. Got £100 in my bank , bulk of which was for an induction where I sat in a room for 6-7 hours :haha:

Don't they have SU's or whatever they're called? Students usually work on campus pubs during term time.

[Letters]

In the cheapest halls :doh:

Spreadsheet, freezing debit card, taking out a set amount per week and no more, they've all been suggested. Fuck knows what I'll end up doing.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swWYEXLa_lI

tbh

[WMUG]

I visited my friend at her uni in February. Her flatemate had been given her dad's credit card :doh:

[Syn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swWYEXLa_lI

tbh

:haha:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

iOS 7 :doh:

[V-Pig]

In the cheapest halls :doh:

Spreadsheet, freezing debit card, taking out a set amount per week and no more, they've all been suggested. Fuck knows what I'll end up doing.

Mine was the same. But luckily I got some family help.

Eat all you can afford (nothing) and then go back home a malnourished, barely-conscious waif and tell them you couldn't afford to eat. Rub dirt in your face and soil yourself for maximum effect.

[Xhaka Can’t]

One time a mate of mine - a straight A student - did some homework for me. We did it as an experiment to see if I'd still get a bad mark even though someone else had done the work. Still got a poor mark. I think I pretty much gave up after that. Showed that the teacher just didn't like me much and as English is so subjective it was clearly swaying his marking. Balls to it. That's why I got on better with maths 'cos if you're right, you're right and there's no arguing about it.

I used to love reading when I was at Primary School but English at school rather killed the joy for me, it was only when I started commuting and had time to kill I re-discovered a love of reading

School :p

When I emigrated to Ireland from Canada I started school in the last term of 4th year. My English Lit teacher told me to read a book that the class had just finished and were analysing. I never got round to reading it, I just listened to the bollox they were saying about it in class. When there was a test on it, I came 2nd in the class.

Just shows that Canadians are gooder at English then the Irish.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

When I emigrated to Ireland from Canada I started school in the last term of 4th year. My English Lit teacher told me to read a book that the class had just finished and were analysing. I never got round to reading it, I just listened to the bollox they were saying about it in class. When there was a test on it, I came 2nd in the class.

Just shows that Canadians are gooder at English then the Irish.

:pal:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Pretty much :(

[LDG]

I want a holiday.

Still 4 months to wait.

Sodding off to Estonia for a long weekend next month, and I suppose we have Christmas.

Days are getting longer.

Summer over.

:ilt:

[Letters]

After a misty start it's actually quite nice now.
Sumtumn...Autmer? :unsure:

[LDG]

This is the last of it. Rain coming in towards the end of the week, and then it's all down hill from there.

[Letters]

Doesn't look too bad in NY :cool:

And we've had a good run this year.

[LDG]

I know.

I'm just in one of those moods.

I need something to look forward to.

Aside from the birth of my child, my marriage and multiple holidays, stag dos and a honeymoon next year.

It sucks! :angry:

[PGFC]

:tiphat:

'Tis nice enough out there.

[Letters]

I need something to look forward to.
The aqueduct?

[milla]

I know.

I'm just in one of those moods.

I need something to look forward to.

Aside from the birth of my child, my marriage and multiple holidays, stag dos and a honeymoon next year.

It sucks! :angry:

Pics dude pics!! :gp:

[Marc Overmars]

Starbucks hot chocolate. :cloud9:

[LDG]

Pics dude pics!! :gp:

Come back in about 14 months :good:

[Marc Overmars]

I want to see the honeymoon pics. ##

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-24218528

tbh

[LDG]

I want to see the honeymoon pics. ##

With the baby on the way....come back in about 5 years :(

[Letters]

Wizard's sleeve, tbh

:run:

[PGFC]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-24218528

tbh

tbh I'd happily have sex with Frostrup on the TV, or the bed, or the floor

[milla]

With the baby on the way....come back in about 5 years :(

Wait, you made an under age girl pregnant? :o

[Letters]

:blink:

[LDG]

Wizard's sleeve, tbh

:run:

You're obviously not considering just how much girth I have <_<





But yeah. It'll be like a flume.

[LDG]

:blink:

:gp:

[Letters]

You're obviously not considering just how much girth I have <_<





But yeah. It'll be like a flume.
:haha:

Pelvic floor excercises ftw

[GP]

Gross

[milla]

:gp:

forgive me for not being Mr Current Affair, are you still with the same lass you met 2-3 years ago? Congrats!

[LDG]

forgive me for not being Mr Current Affair, are you still with the same lass you met 2-3 years ago? Congrats!

Yeah, same one.

[WMUG]

Anyone remember any good WUF quotes?

[Marc Overmars]

Quite nice outside. :cloud9:

[LDG]

Anyone remember any good WUF quotes?

"Here's one of me and my band"

:unsure:

[Letters]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-09-19/an-indian-police-reprimanded-after-arresting-man-from-drinking-/4967406

:lol: Indians.

[Ollie the Optimist]

as some of you know, im running next years london marathon. any donations would be extremely kind and much appreciated :)

https://www.justgiving.com/OliverMicklem

[Marc Overmars]

Awesome. Good luck. :tiphat:

[LDG]

Business bro's: Is linkedin any good?

[Letters]

Quite a lot of people seem to use it.


Friday
:patrice:

[LDG]

<_<

Horrible week this week. No redeeming features.

What you doing with your time off?

Oh yeah...NYC

Enjoy.

<_<

[Letters]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/apple/10330414/iOS-7-users-destroy-iPhones-after-fake-waterproof-advert.html

:haha:

[Marc Overmars]

3 months until Christmas. :unsure:

[PGFC]

LDG - I'm on Linkedin, so no :) though I only joined to do some stalking :ninja:

[LDG]

LDG - I'm on Linkedin, so no :) though I only joined to do some stalking :ninja:

Everyone keeps telling me I should use it, as it's good for my career.

Just seems like an arrogant facebook to me :unsure:

[LDG]

3 months until Christmas. :unsure:

Or, exactly 13 weeks.

Christmas :bow:

Holidays are coming :bow:




Christmas names?

[Marc Overmars]

Can't believe how quickly the year has gone.

Best time of year though Oct-Dec.

Festivities. :bow:

[GP]

http://i.imgur.com/2RrtO5X.gif

[PGFC]

:rolleyes: the gifs that keep on giving :bow:

[LDG]

The most read / popular stories on BBC today:

1. Bondage and tea fear at village hall


Golly!

[GP]

Racist.

[Syn]

Wetherspoon in Holborn (and possibly everywhere) have 7.5% until midnight off all prices in order to show what it would be like if hospitality tax was lowered or summat. Just felt like saying nobody's going to give a fuck. Alchies gonna alchie.

[Letters]

The most read / popular stories on BBC today:

1. Bondage and tea fear at village hall


Golly!

Adverts were published for an event to include spanking, flogging and "kink on a budget", served with tea and cakes at an unnamed south Cambridgeshire venue.
Tea and cakes, you say?
I'm in.

[PGFC]

Tea and cakes, you say?
I'm in.

Loving your Maid Sarah nom-de-guerre though :good:

[WMUG]

Got a new ukulele today :cool:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Supermarket chain Asda apologises for upset caused by its sale of a fancy dress costume labelled "mental health patient"

:lol:

[Letters]

Free Heathrow Wi-fi :bow:

[PGFC]

:good: you could use it for some useful research


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbNQNkMiZlY

[Munchies]

Free Heathrow Wi-fi :bow:

:lol:

Have a safe and easy flight Mr and Mrs L :good: Have a great time

[Munchies]

:good: you could use it for some useful research


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbNQNkMiZlY

That's way over the top :haha:

[LDG]

:wave:

Nice out :rolleyes:

Got so much work to do, I don't know where to start.

So I won't.

[LDG]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24278768

Who are these nutcases?

[PGFC]

They must be mental :good:

oh.

[LDG]

Is that the infamous BristolGooner who has just signed up :lol:

Bristol :lol:

Awlful man pretending to be a woman.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I thought it turned out to be Coney?


Though I've probably just made that up.

[LDG]

I thought it turned out to be Coney?


Though I've probably just made that up.

Correct.

Although, he did have the tits for it, tbf.

[LDG]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/24280766

WTF

:sick:

[Letters]

Free NY train Wi-Fi :bow:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Oh, a wise guy eh?v

[LDG]

Friday :bow:

Payday :bow:

Beer day :bow:

Kebab day :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

Friday :bow:

Payday :bow:

Beer day :bow:

Kebab day :bow:

Spot fucking on.

Although maybe replace Kebab day with Pizza day.

[LDG]

MacMillan Coffee Morning :bow:

Cakes :bow:

Women trying to outdo each other :lol:

Rubbish flapjacks :pal:

My tummy :(

[Marc Overmars]

I ate a 6 pack of iced buns this morning.

Now I feel little bit sick.

[LDG]

I started off on a healthy foot, with my yogurt, seeds and fruit....but quickly moved on to a chocolate brownie, a homemade sausage roll and a scone with butter and jam :(

12 mile run again on Sunday, so that should fuck that all off.

[GP]

I like sausage rolls more than almost everything.

If I lived near a Greggs, I'd be dead.

[Munchies]

I had McDonalds the other day : burgers, fries, and a large shake.

So far so good today on that front. Just ate pasta from Tesco for lunch.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I've had one McDonalds in about 4 years.

It was the most disgusting thing I've ever eaten.


That being said, Sayers do a damned fine Bavarian Slice. But it'd probably be better for you to just inject the fat directly into your arteries.

[Marc Overmars]

I like sausage rolls more than almost everything.

If I lived near a Greggs, I'd be dead.

There's Greggs down the road from where I work. Little bit self control is needed otherwise I'd be having chicken bakes and their dench cakes/donuts every day.

McDonalds. :lol:

Horrific.

Although their greasy breakfasts are quite the cure to a hangover I've found.

[Munchies]

Depends what you order really, I only ever order the same 3-4 things from their menu :lol:

Their fries are pretty good though IMO

[PGFC]

McDonalds double sausage and egg mcmuffin :cloud9:

Sometimes only a Big Mac & Large fries will do :shrug:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Depends what you order really, I only ever order the same 3-4 things from their menu :lol:

Their fries are pretty good though IMO

BK fries piss all over Maccy D's tbh.

[Syn]

BK fries piss all over Maccy D's tbh.

Absolutely. McDonald's fries are long and flaccid. Much like Pele's penis.

[LDG]

:lol:

KFC Fries FTW!

BK Burgers.

In terms of pastry goods. You can't get better than homemade IMO. But if we're pushing it, then Greggs Sausage Rolls do win heavily.

[Marc Overmars]

Prefer chips from a chippy than any fast food joint.

[LDG]

Prefer chips from a chippy than any fast food joint.

Well of course...

Love the crispy bits you get at the bottom of the chip wrapper that are all salty.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Beer chips :bow:

[Letters]

Free Starbucks wifi :bow:

Off to Ground Zero in a bit

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Make sure to shout Allah Akbar at the top of your voice

They are supposed to like that kinda stuff

[Transplanted Gooner]

McDonalds. :lol:
Horrific.
Although their greasy breakfasts are quite the cure to a hangover I've found.


McDonalds double sausage and egg mcmuffin :cloud9:
Sometimes only a Big Mac & Large fries will do :shrug:


Free Starbucks wifi :bow:
Off to Ground Zero in a bit

Hungover. Having the sausage and egg mcmuffin breakfast, enjoying the free mcdonalds wifi.

Oh, and Letters... Whilst you're here, find and try 'five guys' if you want burgers and fries.

[GP]

Five Guys just opened here in Reading.

Seems expensive though.

[Munchies]

Yep, all these restaurants over here who have their USP as a 'burger joint' are overpriced. I have one down the road, and its a big rip off.

You can get what they sell at normal restaurants at half the price really.

[LDG]

Need pint.

[PGFC]

Need pint.

A pint? that's nearly an armful...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxkrW8nR63o

[Marc Overmars]

Yep, all these restaurants over here who have their USP as a 'burger joint' are overpriced. I have one down the road, and its a big rip off.

You can get what they sell at normal restaurants at half the price really.

Yeah, I'm all for a decent burger but I don't really see much of a difference when it comes to comparing the high end ones.

[Munchies]

Fireman Cory Kalanick rescues an unconscious kitten from a burning house filled with smoke.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjB_oVeq8Lo&feature=player_embedded

:bow:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Awww. Ulcer(s) on my tonsils. No fever or anything, so hopefully just ulcers and not anything worse.

Gargling salt water though :sick:

[GP]

Sounds like Squaids.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Nah.

I got that in the first Squaids Scare of '94.

Can't catch it twice.

[Letters]

Free Applebees wifi :bow:

Frack me their ribs are awlsome.
Today has been great. Looking forward to the GW meetup Stateside tomorrow.

:patrice:

[LDG]

Wifi everywhere.

Pretty amazing when you think about it.

Wifi. In New York. To think it was the smallest town in the world before 9/11

Keep bigging the internet up Letters! They'll crack one day!

[WMUG]

Free train wifi :bow:

On my way to York. Uni, etc.

:) :( :) :( :crying: :( :)

[Marc Overmars]

:(

[GP]

Wank and a pot noodle?

[LDG]

Wank and a pot noodle?

Sounds good to me!

[Munchies]

Never really liked pot noodle for some reason, I like those instant noodle packs more.

Just came back from the park, as I ate some left over pizza for breakfast :doh:

[Syn]

Free Applebees wifi :bow:

Frack me their ribs are awlsome.
Today has been great. Looking forward to the GW meetup Stateside tomorrow.

:patrice:

If you're going to the arsenal pub in NYC, give out some GW flyers. 'GW posters attract GW posters' (Syn, 2008).

Wow, two Internet arsenal legends in arseblog and letters in one week. Must be Christmas for all gooners in the C of NY.

Have a goodun.

[WMUG]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7823211264/h74913571/

[MissHandbag]

2 things: I can't post a picture on here anymore (shut up) Mind you I was trying from my phone
I got talent scouted yesterday which hasn't happened to me since I was in my teens - Very funny!

[LDG]

Good morning.

Sort of.

Well....for a Monday.

Fuckin bollocks actually.

[PGFC]

2 things: It's bloody Monday again
and :woohoo: the Circus must be back in town.

[GP]

Did you guys hear about the circus fire?


It was in-tents...

[Marc Overmars]

Monday. :(

Although I've got a good week ahead lined up. Going to the match tomorrow, start of our new 7 a side league on Thursday and my best mates birthday on Friday. :dance:

[LDG]

Just been offered a ticket for tomorrow....such a pain to get away from work and up there though. Plus category A price :(

[Marc Overmars]

Just been offered a ticket for tomorrow....such a pain to get away from work and up there though. Plus category A price :(

It's a B game though?

Unless you mean it's a seat in the upper tier.

[LDG]

It's a B game though?

Unless you mean it's a seat in the upper tier.

Cheeky fucker has tried to fuck me then!

Definitely not lining his pockets now!

[Marc Overmars]

:lol:

What a ****.

[MissHandbag]

Did you guys hear about the circus fire?


It was in-tents...

Oh no you didn't you wannabe Letters you!

[MissHandbag]

Just been offered a ticket for tomorrow....such a pain to get away from work and up there though. Plus category A price :(

What's he take you for a Napolese or something!

[MissHandbag]

Letters get down from there! Want you to put a profile pic up for me please Handy's back!

[LDG]

Don't you think I realize what's going on here, miss? Who do you think I am, huh? Don't you think I know that if I was some hotshot from out of town that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake, I'd be the first one to get a room and I'd be upstairs relaxing right now. But I'm not some hotshot from out of town, I'm a small reporter from "Rolling Stone" magazine that's in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that's gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country. I was gonna call the article "Michael Jackson Is Sitting On Top of the World," but now I think I might as well just call it "Michael Jackson Can Sit On Top of the World Just As Long As He Doesn't Sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel 'Cause There's No Niggers Allowed in There!"

[MissHandbag]

Don't you think I realize what's going on here, miss? Who do you think I am, huh? Don't you think I know that if I was some hotshot from out of town that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake, I'd be the first one to get a room and I'd be upstairs relaxing right now. But I'm not some hotshot from out of town, I'm a small reporter from "Rolling Stone" magazine that's in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that's gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country. I was gonna call the article "Michael Jackson Is Sitting On Top of the World," but now I think I might as well just call it "Michael Jackson Can Sit On Top of the World Just As Long As He Doesn't Sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel 'Cause There's No Niggers Allowed in There!"



I was gonna say that

[Letters]

Did you guys hear about the circus fire?


It was in-tents...
You know the best way to kill a circus?
Go straight for the juggler.


(Free Starbucks wifi :bow:)

Flying home this evening.

[Letters]

Home internet :bow:

Home :(

Ah well, had a nice time.

[PGFC]

So, you come home and America closes, some coincidence maybe?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-24343698