"Currants Bw..."

[Letters]

Pics or GTFO? :unsure:

[LDG]

Where is your cyst?

[Letters]

On my back :(

[LDG]

On my back :(

I had one of those.

Got well smelly and itchy in the end.

Was cut out under local.

Looked a smallish lump.

Was actually the size of a big marble.

Enjoy :good:

[GP]

GTFO? :unsure:

Please

[PGFC]

On my back :(

Oh, that's not good, still, I've had my eyeball cut open, that was nice :good:

[Letters]

Show off :sulk:

[LDG]

Half day tomorrow :dance:

:beer:

[Letters]

Meh. Well at least tomorrow's Friday.
Rubbish day today.
I'm like a bear with a sore back :(

[LDG]

Meh. Well at least tomorrow's Friday.
Rubbish day today.
I'm like a bear with a sore back :(

When does it get seen to?

Anti-biotics presumably?

No drinking for you on Saturday!

[Letters]

No, I'll have to curb my wild ways <_<
They gave me some anti-biotics before but it didn't help, they've given me some stronger ones but they're going to sort it out on Tuesday.
wonder if it'll go BANG!, it is quite big :(

[GP]

Gross.

Get them to film it.

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-24563453

"He is now being nursed to recovery in preparation for his repeat execution."

:doh:

[Transplanted Gooner]

<_< You've been a great comfort.

They're going to cut me open next Tuesday. I'll never play the ukulele again :(

That's what you thought they meant when they said "See You Next Tuesday" ??

[Letters]

<_< I may have misunderstood.

[Syn]

That's what you thought they meant when they said "See You Next Tuesday" ??

:lol:

[Munchies]

That's what you thought they meant when they said "See You Next Tuesday" ??

:haha:

[GP]

lol just lol @ Letters

[Letters]

It's funny 'cos I'm in pain <_<

[PGFC]

It is! :haha:

[LDG]

It is! :haha:

:lol:

:haha:

[Letters]

:angry:

It's feeling a bit better today, thanks for asking. <_<


Also.
Friday :patrice:

[LDG]

Friday :patrice:

:gp:

:woohoo:

:beer:

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2643743

Rocket? :unsure:

[GP]

http://i.imgur.com/Pubjkwu.gif

[LDG]

That's a paddlin'!

[Letters]

Dogs :bow:

[LDG]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2643743

Rocket? :unsure:

Fucksake. They said it was gonna be sunny.

If it's raining, then yes. Rocket.

Pins is so much better <_<

[Letters]

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=19491

:d

EDIT: Just noticed Estonia... :lol:

[LDG]

Why is your missus in the Congo at the moment :unsure:

[Letters]

Because she likes Um Bongo.


:p

[GP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45VtzmtA_C0&feature=youtu.be&t=36s

:o

[Letters]

:upset:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-24580633

5 minutes from work and I missed it.

:doh:

[Syn]

Just confirms the fact that Covent Gardens is the gayest place in London.

[Xhaka Can’t]

:upset:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-24580633

5 minutes from work and I missed it.

:doh:

You lucky bastard

[Letters]

:p

Also:

http://www.rleonardi.com/interactive-resume/

(I had to refresh it before it worked)

Not bad :d

[Syn]

The actions of a narcissistic cunt.

In other news, the guy who made that website is awesome.

[Munchies]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HrnWC8zBcE&feature=player_embedded

[GP]

He did a bunch of other quotes as well, at the request of Reddit users.

[Munchies]

Fucking hell, got new chinky neighbours that have just moved in the other day. THey're overcrowding aswell ffs. Its a house, in which they're renting the whole 2nd floor .

Already playing loud music and shouting which I can hear through the walls.

[Munchies]

He did a bunch of other quotes as well, at the request of Reddit users.


Lol the others :
http://www.youtube.com/user/GovSchwarzenegger/videos


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeyyVGnlg1w

[GP]

Chinky? :sarcy:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Chinky? :sarcy:

It's that old NASA joke.

[Munchies]

Chinky? :sarcy:

They eat cats :getcoat:

[GP]

It's that old NASA joke.

That one about the colourds?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

That one about the colourds?

An astronaut, a monkey and a Chinese person walk into a bar...

[GP]

An astronaut, a monkey and a Chinese person walk into a bar...

Flied lice :haha:

[GP]

Scoty doesn't know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday.

[Transplanted Gooner]

My kids are now mature..
10 wins on the spin, that's why the call me monsieur professeur
Our finances are secure
I'm going to build a super sonic team for you..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZobeeFDl88g

[Transplanted Gooner]

Today I learnt that we've spent more weeks at the top of the Premier League this season than 5pur2 have EVVVAAAAAAAAAAA

[Transplanted Gooner]

http://i.imgur.com/1iNQXwi.jpg

[Letters]

Today I learnt that we've spent more weeks at the top of the Premier League this season than 5pur2 have EVVVAAAAAAAAAAA

Really? :haha:

Spurs :pal:


They won again today though :angry:

[LDG]

They're really not that good, which is why it's so annoying to see them fluke it, like today.

[LDG]

Nice out :unsure:

[Letters]

during the thumping rain yesterday we discovered there's a hole in our roof.
Poo <_<

Not a very big hole, but still.

[LDG]

I need to get round to the gaff I'm buying to see how it's coping this week....looks like a good week to check how the location and the house itself reacts to rain!

[Letters]

Poked my head into the loft and could see daylight. Don't think it's supposed to be like that :(

[LDG]

Poked my head into the loft and could see daylight. Don't think it's supposed to be like that :(

Oooh. That's not good.

I wouldn't try doing it yourself though. Roof leaks are utter cunts. You think you've patched it, but starts coming out somewhere else.

[Letters]

I get scared going up a ladder and I'm not even confident of banging a nail in so I won't be doing it!
Emailed a mate who is quite handy, if he can't sort it he'll probably know someone who can.

Stupid water <_<

[Munchies]

I get scared going up a ladder



I can totally relate :haha:

[Letters]

Having cysts removed :lol:
Awlfully painful.
:upset:

[PGFC]

:hug:

[Letters]

Fanx :(

Still a bit sore. Have to go back on Friday to get it re-packed, which will apparently hurt a lot too :upset:

Still. Needed to be done. Better out than in.

[PGFC]

Right, I have an appointment with a blood pressure nurse ##

No, she's a monster really :(

[LDG]

Fanx :(

Still a bit sore. Have to go back on Friday to get it re-packed, which will apparently hurt a lot too :upset:

Still. Needed to be done. Better out than in.

Nice....

[GP]

Gross

[LDG]

Midweek Champs League Games :bow:

Needs a chilli or a curry, I think.

[Letters]

:( Hope I'm OK to go later after all your and Gary's efforts. 'Tis hurting quite a lot.
Stupid thing wasn't hurting this much beforehand :angry:

[LDG]

:( Hope I'm OK to go later after all your and Gary's efforts. 'Tis hurting quite a lot.
Stupid thing wasn't hurting this much beforehand :angry:

If you can't make it, let me know in the next couple of hours, I'll jump on the train and grab the ticket from you and send you the money :good:

:pray:

I hope you get better soon :angel:

[Ollie the Optimist]

this is a tweet from Ronaldo


Thank you all for participating in the CR7 Boys Underwear Competition – it's been a real pleasure to see all of your photos.


i think a visit from the operation yewtree officers might be happening pretty soon

[Munchies]

this is a tweet from Ronaldo




i think a visit from the operation yewtree officers might be happening pretty soon

:haha:

He Deleted it now :lol:

[Syn]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/51a4dd5edb7c1e436af0e529080b74ba/tumblr_mv2vpoSn1K1sy35u0o1_1280.png

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEDOOOOOOOOO

[GP]

Best natural pedo in the world tbh

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Best in the world at what he does.

[Munchies]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/10/22/article-2472111-18E8999300000578-549_306x491.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/10/22/article-2472111-18E8998E00000578-552_306x491.jpg

The article said he lost 20lbs (for a movie role) , seems like 50+

[Munchies]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BXNokHFIcAAwHOB.jpg:large

:doh:

[Munchies]

Jamaica facing potential ban from Olympics due to anti-doping non compliance

Apparently the Jamaican Federation did not conduct a single drug test in the 5 months leading up to the London Olympics.
http://wwos.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=8743205
Just enough time for their athletics team to cycle off in peak roided up condition for the games.

Even if Bolt has never tested positive, he could be banned. How the f did they not do it :haha:

[GP]

Bolt is DEFINITELY on drugs.

[GP]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRIkDgqtgMw

[LDG]

Morning <_<

[Letters]

Glad I went to the game last night in the end :(
Ah well, at least I got soaked on the way home. :upset:

Ow. Came in to work today as I'd only have been bored at home yesterday. Back is better than yesterday but still pretty sure.
Stupid cyst <_<

[milla]

Glad I went to the game last night in the end :(
Ah well, at least I got soaked on the way home. :upset:

Ow. Came in to work today as I'd only have been bored at home yesterday. Back is better than yesterday but still pretty sure.
Stupid cyst

So that's why we lost the game last night. :threaten:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I'm not sure what I keep doing to my keyboard, but I keep screwing it up.

I'm pressing a few buttons together, as well as accidentally lean on the mouse pad which zooms out the page. It's as if it alternates to a different setting, so say if I'm on the internet, nothing types anymore but if I click 'f' it will open up 'Find' or 's' and it will to save the page. This affects the whole computer, not just when on the internet too which suggests it's some setting on my laptop.

Sometimes it reverts back to normal after a while and sometimes it goes back to normal if I mash the keyboard, but I don't know what I'm doing in the first place or to fix it.

Anyone got any ideas?

[Munchies]

I'm not sure what I keep doing to my keyboard, but I keep screwing it up.

I'm pressing a few buttons together, as well as accidentally lean on the mouse pad which zooms out the page. It's as if it alternates to a different setting, so say if I'm on the internet, nothing types anymore but if I click 'f' it will open up 'Find' or 's' and it will to save the page. This affects the whole computer, not just when on the internet too which suggests it's some setting on my laptop.

Sometimes it reverts back to normal after a while and sometimes it goes back to normal if I mash the keyboard, but I don't know what I'm doing in the first place or to fix it.

Anyone got any ideas?

System restore it to the past few days ?

I've had that exact same problem, the computer thinks the CTRL key is pressed when it isn't. A temp fix (for a little while), is to click on the onscreen keyboard from the menu at the bottom. It'll fix it temporarily.

[WMUG]

Refereed an absolute twat today. Nearly sent him off, but I gave him a final warning and, annoyingly, he behaved himself until I blew the whistle, when he started hurling abuse at me.

Lovely guy though <_<

inb4 the referee's a wanker.

[Transplanted Gooner]

I'm not sure what I keep doing to my keyboard, but I keep screwing it up.

I'm pressing a few buttons together, as well as accidentally lean on the mouse pad which zooms out the page. It's as if it alternates to a different setting, so say if I'm on the internet, nothing types anymore but if I click 'f' it will open up 'Find' or 's' and it will to save the page. This affects the whole computer, not just when on the internet too which suggests it's some setting on my laptop.

Sometimes it reverts back to normal after a while and sometimes it goes back to normal if I mash the keyboard, but I don't know what I'm doing in the first place or to fix it.

Anyone got any ideas?

Yeah, as has been said, the problem is the Ctrl key.

This can be down to physical damage to the keyboard.
It can be down to spilled liquid on the keyboard.

Both of these can be identified by physically removing the keys and examining/testing the gubbins underneath.
Also, it can be verified by switching out and replacing the keyboard.

It can be also be down to software. I had this problem when running synergy, a piece of virtual KVM software. Stopping or uninstalling any newly installed software can verify this; that's in addition to just system restoring to a date before the problem manifested itself.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I don't think it's anything physically wrong with the keyboard or the computer, or anything like a virus, because it only does it when I do those certain things. I figured it was something to do with Ctrl [or function] since that is how one usually changes settings/usually open 'Find' or 'Save'.

In fact I can narrow it down even more than that, most of the time I'm browsing 9Gag, pressing 'J' to scroll down and also leaning on the touchpad which causes the page to zoom out, so it's some combination of that. I know I'm doing something, problem is I don't know exactly what it is I'm doing because I'm leaning on the touchpad and probably a number of keys, so I don't know how to rectify it either.

As I say, it usually fixes itself but it's a pain.... even though it's totally my fault.

[GP]

9gag :lol:

Awful Reddit

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

9gag :lol:

Awful Reddit

It is, tbf.

But I find 9gag easier to skim.

In any case, I was hoping you'd be the one to know the answer. Or Letters :ninja:

[PGFC]

Have you tried switching it off and then on again? :good:

[LDG]

Missus is watchin the great british bake off on catch up so I'm stuck with GW for the evening. What the fuck is that programme all about.

Just go to Greggs you sluts!

[Munchies]

Missus is watchin the great british bake off on catch up so I'm stuck with GW for the evening. What the fuck is that programme all about.

Just go to Greggs you sluts!

:lol:

They prob fantasise over that fat old cunt who's a judge (last saw it ages ago, if he's still on it)

[LDG]

I'm not sure what I keep doing to my keyboard, but I keep screwing it up.

Anyone got any ideas?

Take the spaz-stick attachment off your head, and use your hands?

[Munchies]

Have you tried system restore ?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Have you tried system restore ?
Nah, it's not really a fault. It's meant to happen and I know I'm doing it... I just don't know what I'm doing.


Take the spaz-stick attachment off your head, and use your hands?
You mean no one else uses a
http://www.geekologie.com/2011/05/02/nose-pointer-1.jpg

[GP]

Nah, it's not really a fault. It's meant to happen and I know I'm doing it... I just don't know what I'm doing.

Motes is Boss

[Munchies]

I know, but it could be some shit to do with the keyboard settings. I system restored it to a few days before, and it got fixed. Worth a try I guess.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

It's always done it, so I'd have to go back about 2 years :lol:

Not exactly Liam Neeson, but I will find it and I will... not do it again.

[LDG]

Great South Run on Sunday. Supposed to be blowing a gale and lashing it down.

Brilliant. Can't wait.

<_<

[Letters]

I'll be indoors then.

Back a bit better today.
Sleep :bow:

[Letters]

Also. Saw Dizzee Rascal in Trafalgar Square this morning.

( http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/uk/dizzee-surfaces-to-launch-tablet-29696843.html )

Didn't have the foggiest clue who he was :shrug:

[LDG]

He's a wapper, innit.

[Letters]

welease bwian!

[LDG]

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n102/Angelanhs/Funny%20Gifs/660328506fotocunuz35716Ekim2011Pazar86646992876092 naobr8wuxo.gif

[Dennis Bendtner]

Can the ignore function be developed to also blank out the ignored posts when they are quoted?

Or something.

[PGFC]

Can someone quote that please?

Sunny :cool:

[Letters]

Friday :patrice:

Have to have my dressing changed today :(

[LDG]

It is indeed Friday :dance:

Out for dinner tonight. Few drinkies...

Rumblings of a cold I think <_<

Vicks first defence :bow:

[Letters]

Oh! :lol:

They'd got me all worked up and then it was fine. Phew!

Back a few times next week for more dressing changes. They can rebuild me...

[LDG]

Oi!

Ticket!

:threaten:

[Letters]

What? :ninja:


...you weren't expecting me to post it, were you? :unsure:

[LDG]

What? :ninja:


...you weren't expecting me to post it, were you? :unsure:

:shrug:

Depends if you're about for the S'oton match, which is when I'll need it....

If you're allowed out by 'Er Indoors, then happy to wait.

[LDG]

Got a ticket for the Chelsea league match on 23rd Dec. That'll mark the start of my Xmas holidays :dance:

[Letters]

Looking forward to it.



...as I still have your card

:run:

[LDG]

Looking forward to it.



...as I still have your card

:run:

You could try to get in....

I'll use the other one I've got though.

[Letters]

Meanie :(

And me with a sore back too *sniff*

[LDG]

Meanie :(

And me with a sore back too *sniff*

My bruv has his silver spare, if you wanna go :popcorn:

[GP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44MyrH4jwOQ#t=50

[Letters]

My bruv has his silver spare, if you wanna go :popcorn:

:lol: I wouldn't mind but
a) I'm bad luck now :(
b) MrsL would stab me in the face.

[LDG]

I'm torn between a) and b)

[Xhaka Can’t]

Looking forward to it.



...as I still have your card

:run:

:lol:

[Munchies]

Went for a jog, got home, and notice a blister on my foot and the pain starts :doh:

I was fine before I saw it :arry:

[GP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxYikubciDE&feature=youtu.be

[Letters]

:haha: That was good :d

[Marc Overmars]

Anyone with or used Tesco Mobile before? They have a good value tariff that's perfect for me, just not sure whether to go with them because well...it's Tesco.

[GP]

GiffGaff, tbh

[Marc Overmars]

I'll give that a browse. I just want a cheap plan as I'm going to buy a super quality sim free phone.

[GP]

GiffGaff run on the O2 network, so if you've got good coverage then it's ideal.

[Marc Overmars]

Just called up Three to ask for my pac code but they offered me a Galaxy S4 for £25 a month (all you can eat) with a £30 upfront fee. Not bad tbh.

Little bit think about it.

[GP]

S4 is alright.

See if they'll give you an HTC One.

[Xhaka Can’t]

S4 is alright.

See if they'll give you an HTC One.

I'm not a tech person - but I have the previous version of the HTC One and love it. Paying £12 pm for unlimited data and 500 min plus a fuckload of texts and £10 free international calls.

[LDG]

Storm's a brewin' :upset:

[Letters]

Extra hour's sleep :woohoo:

Have you done your 'trick' where you change the clocks early?

#youreonlyfoolingyourself.

[LDG]

Not yet. I'll change them on Monday so I can have my extra hours sleep then, rather than wasting it tonight :good:

[LDG]

Great South Run, or as I found it....Great South Hurricane.

Shit, that was tough. Last two miles into headwind of 30+ mph :lol:

Shame would have posted about 65 mins if it wasn't for the wind. Still cracked my best time of the 4 I've run :scarf:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I just ate an apple.

That's probably about equal in terms of healthy.

Now for a nap.

[Letters]

Roast chicken :bow:

[LDG]

My reward is pizza later. Nomnomnom.

[Syn]

It seems the new 4th pint conversations for men are about discussing implausible business ideas. Got a pitch yesterday about setting up a company based on bulk-buying life insurance out on random people. 30 mins later everyone concludes it's not going to work. Happens every fucking time.

[PGFC]

It seems the new 4th pint conversations for men are about discussing implausible business ideas. Got a pitch yesterday about setting up a company based on bulk-buying life insurance out on random people. 30 mins later everyone concludes it's not going to work. Happens every fucking time.

I have the perfect business idea, buy 4 pints from me and I'll cut you in :good:

[Munchies]

An apparent big storm is coming at midnight tonight.

:popcorn:

[GP]

Lou Reed is dead.

[LDG]

Lou Reed is dead.

Shit! :o

That's very sad.

Genius.

RIP :rose:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Hacked again :rose:

[GP]

Hacked again :rose:

Same dickless wonder as well.

HE's obviously gay. And a child molester.

[Letters]

We'll get the site upgraded to the latest vBulliten release asap which apparently closes some of these security holes.

[Munchies]

We'll get the site upgraded to the latest vBulliten release asap which apparently closes some of these security holes.

:bow:

Its the same guy who hacked it the first time :lol:

[Letters]

He needs a girlfriend, tbh,

[Jofnn]

:getcoat:

[Marc Overmars]

That fucking hacker again.

[GP]

Cripps :doh:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Well, he does need a girlfriend.

[GP]

Well, he does need a girlfriend.

He's got 72 lined up waiting.

[Letters]

That's virgin on the ridiculous.

[WMUG]

An apparent big storm is coming at midnight tonight.

:popcorn:

People living in London :pal:

[Letters]

People living in London :pal:
Daddy? :pal:

[WMUG]

Daddy? :pal:

No, I'm quite a lot younger than you.

[Munchies]

Its started to rain where I'm at

Its meant to get started properly at midnight

Letters, hows the roof ? Hope its fixed by now :lol:

[Letters]

Letters, hows the roof ? Hope its fixed by now :lol:
Nope.

Let's hope I've still got one by the morning <_<

[WMUG]

Nope.

Let's hope I've still got one by the morning <_<

Sonny :pal:

[LDG]

Nope.

Let's hope I've still got one by the morning <_<

:unsure:

Twas rather blowy during the night.

And not in a good way ##. :(

[Letters]

It's quite windy and rained a bit.
Meh.

[LDG]

Was hoping for some degree of excitement. Like a tree down in our road. Or something.

Lots of leaves about.

Wow.

[LDG]

BBC News:

Emma Abbot Tweets: this wind is scary! We just lost a tile from our roof. Scariest noise I've ever heard! #UKstorm2013


Oh just fuck off you silly bitch. I can't stand these people :angry:

[Letters]

:lol:

A FB friend has posted a picture of her back garden, the tramampoline has tipped on its side.

Someone organise a telethon :rolleyes:

[LDG]

It's called St Jude as well. Trust McCartney to spoil it for everyone again <_<

[Letters]

The patron saint of depression and lost causes...wonder if it's Zim's birthday

[Xhaka Can’t]

I put on the news to find out about practical things such as travel disruption. What do I get?

Some dickhead 'reporter' by the coast creaming himself over the cause and effect of big winds and big waves. Thank fuck I now know that storm force winds cause big waves and sea spray right at the coast.

As for practical news that someone can use, there is bugger all other than a stream of 'reporters' and 'newsreaders' talking in mildly panicked tones about how they'll keep us up to date with what is going on, all the while doing everything but keeping us up to date with what is going on.

And no! I do not want to send the BBC my fucking pictures.

[Munchies]

Nothing happened :lol:



It's called St Jude as well. Trust McCartney to spoil it for everyone again <_<


Nannanananan Girooooooooooooooooooooooud

[GP]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BXpnY8DCIAAjPOK.jpg:large

[LDG]

I put on the news to find out about practical things such as travel disruption. What do I get?

Some dickhead 'reporter' by the coast creaming himself over the cause and effect of big winds and big waves. Thank fuck I now know that storm force winds cause big waves and sea spray right at the coast.

As for practical news that someone can use, there is bugger all other than a stream of 'reporters' and 'newsreaders' talking in mildly panicked tones about how they'll keep us up to date with what is going on, all the while doing everything but keeping us up to date with what is going on.

And no! I do not want to send the BBC my fucking pictures.

:haha:

[LDG]

0929: BBC weather man Simon King says: "Worth noting the storm has been as bad as forecast. If warnings & precautions hadn't been made then things would have been much worse!"


Yes. The storm would have been much, much worse. If they hadn't have warned everyone to stay in bed asleep between 1am and 7am, then the storm would have decided to be much nastier.

[LDG]

There's more!!!!!

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/70749000/jpg/_70749718_ealing.jpg

BBC weather presenter Tomasz Schafernaker has tweeted this picture of workmen using chainsaws to deal with fallen trees in west London.





Shit! :o

[Letters]

Had to go get my dressing changed this morning. A tree had fallen across the path I had to go along and I had to pick my way through the branches (could have gone round the long way but I was running a bit late)

I'm the real victim here

:rose:

[LDG]

I had to walk to work, when usually I would walk.

There were so many leaves and twigs about, that my shoes got mud on them.

I find this all so stressful.

#UKStorm2013

[Letters]

Hadly any of my team got in today :rolleyes:
To be fair I'm not sure it's them being pathetic but the train companies.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Yeah, there were no overground trains at all. I went to Arnos Grove and took a northbound train so that I could get on a train and then travelled into London. In a team of 19, it is only myself and one other that isn't 'working from home'.

Also, I'd have bet the house on who the other guy would be that made it in.

[Xhaka Can’t]

There's more!!!!!

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/70749000/jpg/_70749718_ealing.jpg

BBC weather presenter Tomasz Schafernaker has tweeted this picture of workmen using chainsaws to deal with fallen trees in west London.





Shit! :o


0929: BBC weather man Simon King says: "Worth noting the storm has been as bad as forecast. If warnings & precautions hadn't been made then things would have been much worse!"


Yes. The storm would have been much, much worse. If they hadn't have warned everyone to stay in bed asleep between 1am and 7am, then the storm would have decided to be much nastier.

:haha:

[WMUG]

My back garden, not this time around, but the last time something vaguely similar to this happened.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/148665_10150092220556055_6220074_n.jpg

[Munchies]

The sun is shining now.

:bow:

[Letters]

You should send that to the BBC.
Might go and have a look in St James' Park at lunchtime. Apparently some branches are lying around. Or something underwhelming like that.

[Letters]

I have relatives in Clacton. Please keep them in your thoughts

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-24702946

:upset:

[LDG]

Well Victoria Park e-mailed this picture to the BBC which clearly shows the difficulty cars will face, being able to pass on one of the busiest roads in Britain.

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/70754000/jpg/_70754524_photo.jpg

[Syn]

Hadly any of my team got in today :rolleyes:
To be fair I'm not sure it's them being pathetic but the train companies.

Supposed to be teaching but I didn't bother with work today. Sitting on my arse eating gone-off dairylea dunkers - the tubes, not the breadsticks. Feels phenomenal tbh. 8/10. Would recommend to a friend.

[Letters]

You understand my relatives in Clacton now don't have a helter-skelter on their pier you insensitive ****?

:fury:

[Munchies]

Supposed to be teaching but I didn't bother with work today. Sitting on my arse eating gone-off dairylea dunkers - the tubes, not the breadsticks. Feels phenomenal tbh. 8/10. Would recommend to a friend.

:haha:

Those breadsticks are pretty shit compared to the jumbo tubes :good:

[PGFC]

Too much cabbage yesterday, as windy in as out.

[Letters]

went to look at TREEMAGEDDON in St James' Park at lunch.
Few branches lying around and one quite small tree snapped.

<_<

[GP]

Several fence panels in my neighbours yard are smashed.

Mine are all fine, though.

[LDG]

Several fence panels in my neighbours yard are smashed.

Mine are all fine, though.

You were drunk again?

[GP]

Just angry

[WMUG]

Several fence panels in my neighbours yard are smashed.

Mine are all fine, though.

Quite an impressive feat for someone you share a fence with.

[LDG]

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/oct/24/mexico-clown-convention-drug-cartel-killing

:good:

[Letters]

4:30 and it's almost dark

:(

[Marc Overmars]

Winter. :bow:

I've had a rather productive day, just topped it off by Sky offering me the sports and movie packages for half price after I called up to cancel the free movie trial. Nice to have the loyalty rewarded tbh.

[LDG]

4:30 and it's almost dark

:(

I know.

First run in the dark tonight. Hate running in the dark :(

[Munchies]

I cba running now, hurt my foot a few days ago :getcoat:

Always happens to me when I feel I'm getting better at it .

[Xhaka Can’t]

I cba running now, hurt my foot a few days ago :getcoat:

Always happens to me when I feel I'm getting better at it .

Fuxake Theo. :banghead:

[LDG]

Nice day :cool:

[Letters]

Innit.

Cold this morning but nice and bright.

[PGFC]

No it's not.

Winter :upset:

On a brighter note, it's a good day for turning over the Special Needs One.

[LDG]

Nice day :cool:

[Letters]

Innit.

Nice day for a w(h)ine.

[LDG]

Innit.

Nice day for a w(h)ine.

I wouldn't know, I have an extensive list of people on ignore now :good:

[PGFC]

What did he say?

[Letters]

What did he say?
He said you're a ginger ****.
I'd fork him if I were you :good:

[PGFC]

What did he say?

[Letters]

:lol:

:p

[PGFC]

I was hoping with the influx from AHFC that Arse debate would be more...debatey :unsure: but it''s still a one man show, shame really.

[PGFC]

Oh, and the double post thing really gets on my tits too, the c***.

[Letters]

I thought the double post thing had stopped :unsure:
Arsenal debate is better than it was although yeah, when someone gets going it can get crap again.
One (dick)head is better than two :shrug:

[Xhaka Can’t]

I was hoping with the influx from AHFC that Arse debate would be more...debatey :unsure: but it''s still a one man show, shame really.

Ditto.

There is no point trying to reason with him. I wish everyone, myself included would stop bothering.

We look to be on the right track. It'll take time, but I think success will eventually come. And it'll be doubly enjoyable because we'll hear bugger all from him.

[PGFC]

What did he...

Watched Newsnight on iPlayer this morning, great feature on feminism in the 21st century spent most of it watching Emily Maitlis's legs in her short skirt, shocking sexism I know :d

[Letters]

Dell laptops smell of wee. Official.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-24741832

[LDG]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-24739354

:lol:

[LDG]

Wanna go home :(

[Marc Overmars]

Same.

Payday on Friday though. :dance:

Think I'll spend my last hour pissing all that away with some advance purchases.

[LDG]

:lol:

I woke up at 4.30am....probs as my body hasn't cottoned on to the clocks change yet, which means I'm toast when it comes to this time of day. It's like working an extra hour all the time.

Still got gym to get through before I can see the soft glory of the sofa, and dinner.

Bed early tonight methinks!

[LDG]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/s403x403/1395930_469271846521014_101346731_n.jpg

[Letters]

Had to shout at a woman this morning who was painting her nails on the Tube in the seat next to me.
Since when did that become OK? I don't even like it when MrsL does that in the same room as me, let alone in a packed, enclosed space.
:fury:

[LDG]

Had to shout at a woman this morning who was painting her nails on the Tube in the seat next to me.
Since when did that become OK? I don't even like it when MrsL does that in the same room as me, let alone in a packed, enclosed space.
:fury:

What did you shout/say?

[Letters]

What did you shout/say?
I shouted "can you stop doing that in an enclosed space?"
so she did. Although she may have finished anyway.
So I shouted "thanks".


That showed her <_<

[LDG]

:haha:

Friday's Eve :dance:

[Letters]

:patrice:

Going to see SirAlex tomorrow :unsure:

[LDG]

What?!?!

Why?

Whiskey soaked, red nosed, labrynth character cunt that he is.

Are you sure you're not a secret Utd fan?

First Teddy, now this....

There seems no end to the list of shit things you want to see before you die, is there?

[Letters]

:shrug: Just thought it would be interesting.
And I had a couple of spare tickets which I sold at a huge profit on Seatwave.
And the ticket includes a signed copy of his book. Ebay ahoy!

[LDG]

....if you can understand a word of his slurred whiskey soaked monologue...

[Letters]

It's not going to be a monologue...


...he's being interviewed by Eamonn Holmes.

:lol:


:ilt:

[LDG]

Oh for fuxake :lol:

[PGFC]

:sulk: You've gone too far now Letters, the only redemption will come if you can hit him with a bit of pizza.

[Letters]

I was hoping there'd be a Q&A and I could ask him what he thought of the Manchester derby this year.


Probably get a boot in the face for my troubles <_<

[LDG]

I would like to get drunk.

[Letters]

Hoorah! GW is good for you

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-24726520

[LDG]

I have a problem (I think).

[PGFC]

You think you have a problem or you have a problem because you think?

[Letters]

Thai food :bow:


What's the problem, LDG?

[Letters]

Q/ What's the worst four words you can hear after having sex?
A/ "How's about that then?"

(Popbitch) :lol:

[Syn]

That's shit.

Lolters, next time you see a joke you want to post, ask yourself, 'would Syn laugh?'. If the answer is no, please refrain.

FFS.

[GP]

Jokes are only funny if they're racist.

[GP]

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre.


Yes

[PGFC]

Laughist :sulk:

[LDG]

What's the problem, LDG?

*sigh*

It was in response to the BBC article you posted (yes somebody actually reads them)

http://z13.invisionfree.com/goonersweb/index.php?showtopic=16191

[PGFC]

The Gusher :bow:

That may have been the funniest GW thread ever*.


Just change your sheets ffs.


*Man that was 7 fucking years ago :(

[LDG]

Didn't you feel a gushing sensation, Pants?!

If it came from her flaps, you'd surely feel something?


I thought that too which makes me think maybe it was piss. I was so plastered I don't really remember. Used her sock to wipe myself down whilst she tidied herself up, I'm such a gent

:haha:

[Letters]

:lol:

Old GW :bow:

[LDG]

After my ex gave birth, not immediately mind, every time she came she had a discharge from her rear passage. Sometimes it would just pop out and then retreat, sometimes a wee malteser would drop off. Man it was disguting, she saw the doc and he said its not uncommon and can occur with urine too so it may well be piss afterall.

:haha:

[PGFC]

I saw the gusher on tv not so long ago, couldn't work out what it was about her that made me laugh, then I remembered that thread, priceless :d

[GP]

http://i.imgur.com/r4xo0ND.gif

[Letters]

(From FB)

I just tried to buy a Dracula outfit for Halloween,
the girl in the shop tried to sell me a Tottenham shirt.
I said "you obviously misheard me I said I want to look like a Count "

#ohfuckoffsyn

[Munchies]

(From FB)

I just tried to buy a Dracula outfit for Halloween,
the girl in the shop tried to sell me a Tottenham shirt.
I said "you obviously misheard me I said I want to look like a Count "

#ohfuckoffsyn

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BX7WLbLIMAAx6a4.jpg