"Currants Bw..."

[Munchies]

Was scrolling down, and noticed its Josh_Gooner's bday.

Happy Birthday to Josh_Gooner :tiphat:

[LDG]

Was scrolling down, and noticed its Josh_Gooner's bday.

Happy Birthday to Josh_Gooner :tiphat:

Not sure.

Nobody wishing that hobo HB's on FB.

Think it's a fake birthday.

If it's real, then obvs HB's.

[LDG]

Fark.

Hangover hell!

Whiskey at 3am :bow:

Work :(

[Letters]

Friday :partytime:


Have a couple of spare tickets for SirAlex if anyone's interested. No?

Meh.

[LDG]

I probably smell like s'ralex right now. All whiskey soaked and rough.

1/2 day though :dance:

[Letters]

I really do have 2 spare tickets if anyone wants to come.
Mum's husband isn't well so they can't make it :(

[LDG]

:( Hope he's ok :(

Have you tried Michael Weston? 4

He may wanna go?

[Letters]

He's never that OK tbh but he has bad days sometimes and has had a couple this week. Shame. Hopefully I can pick up the signed book for him though, he's a Utd fan so will appreciate it.

Michael Weston :lol:
I remember him.

[LDG]

:console:

Still crying after like a gabillion years?

[PGFC]

Captain Cockwash :d happy days

I've got a stinking cold, still, no reason to be grumpy eh? :angry:

[Marc Overmars]

2 months left of the year. WTF?

Little bit beer tonight.

[LDG]

I've got a stinking hangover.

I think both of our respective ailments could probably be solved by a few pints.

:beer:

[Xhaka Can’t]

I really do have 2 spare tickets if anyone wants to come.
Mum's husband isn't well so they can't make it :(
I'm in Ireland otherwise I'd have told you there is no fucking way I'm going to that.

[Letters]

I'm in Ireland otherwise I'd have told you there is no fucking way I'm going to that.I'll put you down as a 'maybe'.

[Syn]

I was handed this today. Syn as little bit extra in a Simon Pegg movie?

http://i40.tinypic.com/ezmom9.jpg

[Xhaka Can’t]

I was sat at the table next to Simon Pegg at a restaurant in Kefalonia during the summer.

[Letters]

Sold the two spare tickets for tonight to a ticket tout for face value.

The seats were empty so :pal: at him.

:patrice:

[Munchies]

Sold the two spare tickets for tonight to a ticket tout for face value.

The seats were empty so :pal: at him.

:patrice:

:haha:

:good:

[Letters]

I stood outside looking shifty, he noticed me and sidled up to me.

Him: "Do you need a ticket?"
Me: "No, I've got a couple to sell".
Him: "No thanks..."

*5 minutes later*

Him: "Where are the tickets?"
(I told him)
Him: "How much do you want for them?"
Me: "I'll take face value" (£80 for the pair)
Him: "Would you take £70?"
Me: "Nope. I sold a couple on Seatwave for £100 each"
Him: "Yeah, but that was a couple of weeks back. This is on the night."

*5 minutes later*

Him: "How about £75?"
Me: "Just give me 80!"
Him: "...OK".

:lol:

I'm usually rubbish at this sort of thing. It helped that I didn't really care whether they sold or not, they'd already been paid for. Had they not sold I'd just have picked up the two signed books instead. Wonder if he did. Meh.

It was quite interesting

[Marc Overmars]

:)

[LDG]

:(

[Letters]

no ish?

[PGFC]

Ish off.

[hymppi]

So. What's up?

[Nayan]

Happy divali

[PGFC]

:woohoo: fireworks!!

oh.

Walked into work a little bit "we've got a 5-point lead at the top of the premiership" cocky this morning :d

[LDG]

:dance:

[Marc Overmars]

Wish my boss would piss off out the office, need to buy tickets for Hull in a bit.

[Letters]

Think that's why browsers have tabbing these days, little bit multi-tasking.


Morning all :tiphat:

[LDG]

Wish my boss would piss off out the office, need to buy tickets for Hull in a bit.

That's a week night one isn't it?

Quite fancy it myself :popcorn:

[Marc Overmars]

Yep, Weds 4th December. :cold:

Sitting little bit behind the goal.

[LDG]

Hmmm.

Travel insurance just paid out on my cancelled January holiday.

Little bit extra money to spend on Arsenal Tickets :popcorn:

[LDG]

Booked :dance:

We're the North.

[Letters]

Now all you need is a membership card...



:run:

[LDG]

:threaten:

[Letters]

##


In other news...
Applying for a Visa to India :lol:
Awlfully complicated :(

[LDG]

Hmmm. Yes. Thinking it may be a good idea if you send it to me before you bugger off to India <_<

[PGFC]

Mumbai or are you paying for it yourself?

[Marc Overmars]

##


In other news...
Applying for a Visa to India :lol:
Awlfully complicated :(

Yeah the process is a little bit. :wacko:

From what I remember you have to fill out the form online but print it out and submit it to the authorities in person along with your passport, then you hang around all day until they've approved it and stuck it in your passport.

[Letters]

Mumbai or are you paying for it yourself?
:rimshot:


Neither.

You, the great British taxpayer, are paying for it.

[PGFC]

Ah, carry on.

British business is very popular in India especially after the Top Gear trios efforts :good:

[Letters]

Yeah the process is a little bit. :wacko:

From what I remember you have to fill out the form online but print it out and submit it to the authorities in person along with your passport, then you hang around all day until they've approved it and stuck it in your passport.

Because it's a business trip I need a letter from the India office inviting me, a letter from the UK office asking for a Visa, the online form from the Indian government, my passport and two forms from the good people at VisaSwift :wacko:

It's in the mail room now waiting for collection so we'll see what happens.

[LDG]

It's in the mail room now waiting for collection so we'll see what happens.

Along with my membership card :good:

[Letters]

You want me to send your membership card to the people who deal with Visa applications?
Can if you like :unsure:

[LDG]

:angry:

[milla]

Ah, carry on.

British business is very popular in India especially after the Top Gear trios efforts :good:

Love that episode, epic road trip. :good:

[Letters]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/drunken-french-teenagers-abduct-a-circus-llama-and-take-him-on-a-tram-ride-8920524.html

:haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

How do we know it wasn't a drunk llama who abducted a group of French teenagers for a tram ride?

[LDG]

:haha:

Llamas look so funny too :haha:

[GP]

Ah, carry on.

British business is very popular in India especially after the Top Gear trios efforts :good:

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Media/Pix/pictures/2011/12/30/1325246177223/Clarkson-Top-Gear-005.jpg

:lol:

[PGFC]

Cold & damp :(

[Letters]

Innit. Still, at least they've managed to sort out the air-con here, for the last week it's been freezing in our office, better today.

[Marc Overmars]

First cold of the season coming on. <_<

At least I've got Bergkamp's book now to keep me occupied when the man flu hits.

[LDG]

:yawn:

Come on the weekend, hurry up!

[GP]

:rimshot:


Neither.

You, the great British taxpayer, are paying for it.

Where to? Bombay? Mumbai?

[Letters]

Noida but will probably stay in Delhi.

[Marc Overmars]

You need to go to Goa, that's where all us whitey's go.

[Syn]

Dehli's the worst place in India, Letters. It's filthy (even relative to normal Indian standards) and you will probably get mugged or worse in ways you won't understand. A very clever, well-connected con artists set up - you don't stand a chance bruv . Second Moe's suggestion - Goa big or goa home. Or go elsewhere south. Fantastic food down there. But if you're going to do the whole taj mahal instagram shit at least move about a bit nearby e.g. jaipur.

[Letters]

I'll tell the office to move. Thanks for your help <_<

Had my jabs after work, was told it's the "rabies capital of the world" :lol:

:(

[Japan Shaking All Over]

you should be ok Letters mate......can't see any dogs wanting to bite you unless......they are the two legged kind!


BTW Howdy.... :wave: seems a while since I've been round these parts

[LDG]

JSAO :wave:


What a miserable day. Little bit wet out.

[Letters]

It's OK here, bit grey though.
Come on Friday <_<

[LDG]

Sick of this week tbh.

Hope we play well tonight and get a result. Could do with a bit of :scarf:

Fucking work <_<

[Munchies]

My cat somehow ended up outside the house last night (I always check that its in the house at night) , so it probably jumped over the neighbours wall in the garden to get out in front. Woke me up by meowing constantly at 3am to come back in :doh: . Couldn't get back to sleep, and had to get in at 9am .

FFS

[Letters]

Cats :lol:

Awlful dogs.

[Munchies]

:lol: True

[GP]

Worlds tallest radio tower

http://imgur.com/hbtOiE7

[NSFW]

[Letters]

Worlds tallest radio tower

http://imgur.com/hbtOiE7

[NSFW]
Your brother's marriage didn't work out then?

[GP]

Your brother's marriage didn't work out then?

http://i.imgur.com/EPYxue9.gif

[Letters]

Woke up this morning and as my brain was booting up I thought "...f*** me, we beat Dortmund away last night!"

:patrice:

Morning all :tiphat:

:d

[PGFC]

:tiphat:

Looking forward to our visit Sunday being labelled as "United's biggest game of the season"

We're in charge now, you bitches.

[LDG]

:woohoo:

:patrice:

Also, it's Friday ( for me :dance: )

The world is awesome again http://www.cat-world.com.au/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/yippee.gif

[PGFC]

You stole a smiley from cat-world? shame on you <_<


http://www.cat-world.com.au/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/yippee.gif

[Letters]

http://www.cat-world.com.au/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/yippee.gif

:lol:

[LDG]

Cat-world :bow:


also

http://www.cat-world.com.au/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/yippee.gif

[Marc Overmars]

http://www.cat-world.com.au/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/yippee.gif

[Letters]

If I can work out how I'll add that to the smiley list.

:yaay:, maybe?

[PGFC]

:yaay:

[LDG]

If I can work out how I'll add that to the smiley list.

:yaay:, maybe?

:huzzah:

[PGFC]

poof :rolleyes:

[Marc Overmars]

Is £67 too much to spend on a pair of trainers?

[Letters]

Yep.

[Syn]

Is £67 too much to spend on a pair of trainers?

lmao. Fuck no. We're loaded these days. Bid £67.01

What are you thinking of getting? Free fashion advice offered for today only.

[Marc Overmars]

Air Force 1's. I need a new everyday pair and by all accounts they are super quality for comfort.

Bit pricey and they would smash my transfer record for footwear.

[Letters]

I get £10 ones. I have wide feet and they're nice and comfy.

#wenger

[LDG]

Cons all the way, always.


:huzzah:

[LDG]

<_<

http://www.cat-world.com.au/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/yippee.gif

[WMUG]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxAmFy3Wjd8

:lol:

[Letters]

<_<

http://www.cat-world.com.au/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/yippee.gif
I have to upload the image to the server and can't begin to remember how to access it.

:(

[LDG]

Letters :lol:

Awlful geek.

[Munchies]

In terms of cheap shoes, I got a pair of Karrimor walking shoes over a year ago for a tenner, and they're still comfortable and holding up fine.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Gilbert Gottfried‏@RealGilbert1mToronto Mayor Rob Ford said he tried crack while in a "drunken stupor." In all fairness, he only drinks when he's on acid. :lol:

[Letters]

:yippee:

[Letters]

:yippee:

Letters :bow:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

It did take you nearly 12 hours...

[Letters]

Yes. I've been working solidly on it for the last 12 hours. Obviously.

:p

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

:yippee:

Xmas smilies? :ninja:

[Letters]

Not till December

http://www.goonersweb.co.uk/forum/images/smilies-xmas/mf_tongue.gif

[Marc Overmars]

Xmas names at least?

[LDG]

:yippee:

:huzzah:

[LDG]

<_<

[PGFC]

:yippee:

Friday :patrice:

[Letters]

:yippee:

Indeed.

And I just got tickets to see Elton John next year (as his grumbling appendix thwarted our attempt this year)

:cool:

Oh shut yer face.

[Marc Overmars]

Friday. :yippee:

[LDG]

:yippee:

Day off. Am lounging in my pants with a cuppa.

[Marc Overmars]

Anyone been to Bulgaria before?

[Syn]

:yippee:

And I just got tickets to see Elton John next year (as his grumbling appendix thwarted our attempt this year)

:cool:
.

Good man. Nothing wrong with Elto tbf.

He's a fantastic musician and an even better person.

And, Moe, nope. Our kind tend to avoid Eastern European countries.

[PGFC]

And, Moe, nope. Our kind tend to avoid Eastern European countries.

:hug: Oh Syn, they have gays there too you know, it's not Uganda mate.

[Syn]

:hug: Oh Syn, they have gays there too you know, it's not Uganda mate.

Idi Amin :bow:

The world's best agent. Got us all a free transfer to London.

[Marc Overmars]

And, Moe, nope. Our kind tend to avoid Eastern European countries.

Looking to book a holiday for next summer and basically we want somewhere fairly cheap but low on Brits.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Eastern European countries are brilliant for a weekend.

Been Riga and Bratislava. The latter had 80p pints. We got hammered.

[PGFC]

I've got a mate who's building a house out there by the Black Sea coast, he loves it, but his new neighbours have 24hr armed security which worries him a bit.

[Letters]

we want somewhere fairly cheap but low on Brits.
England?

#dailymail

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

:lol:

[GP]

:hug: Oh Syn, they have gays there too you know, it's not Uganda mate.

Syn :lol:

Notorious Bum Driller

[PGFC]

Rain :( and No1 child has had a nightmare journey back from the east end due to a 'one-under' earlier...

[Letters]

It's the apocalypse out there :o

It's been dark since 3pm :(

[Marc Overmars]

Christmas build up coming soon at least.

[I am invisible]

Right, I'm calling it... 4.16 on a friday = beer o'clock

[PGFC]

Lightweight, LDGs been pissed for hours...

[Letters]

Christmas build up coming soon at least.
The "Christmas Is Coming" Coca Cola lorry was parked near work this morning :rolleyes:

Covent Garden is decorated already

<_<

[I am invisible]

Lightweight, LDGs been pissed for hours...

Yeah, but I have to pay for it myself before 4pm - after 4pm the beer trolley goes around. You can really taste the free.

[Munchies]

Some shite weather today, had to wait under a bus stop for 15 minutes for it to subside as I had no brolly :doh:

[LDG]

Wow. It's raining again.

[Munchies]

Going to put a fiver in my betfred betting account, but not having luck with recovering my account as you can only recover it if you give your username which is stupid :doh:

Which betting company does anyone else use ?

Edit: Going to with coral, £5 free bet with a £5 deposit.

[Syn]

I only use betfair now. You might find better promotional offers for newbies elsewhere but you won't find better odds.

[Ollie the Optimist]

and also the cash out option on bet fair is awesome. made quite a lot of money during the ashes using that

[GP]

Did you know propane is both efficient and clean burning?

[PGFC]

Ah, that's more like it, in a killing mood after a shit result on Sunday, normal service has been resumed <_<

[Marc Overmars]

Slept for 10 hours straight. :cloud9:

Always have the best sleeps when hungover.

[LDG]

Monday, raining, we lost...

Can't get any worse than that aside from death.

<_<

[Letters]

Adzz is taking it well I see.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/nov/11/artist-nails-testicles-red-square-pyotr-pavlensky

[PGFC]

:d

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

When will the notifications thing be sorted out? It's starting to get annoying.

[Letters]

Jofnn turned it off because he thought it might be one of the plugins the hackers were using to break into the site.
I have asked him if he can turn it back on if it's safe to do so. I'll chase that up.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Thanks.

[PGFC]

Letters, providing good customer service since...

oh.

[Ollie the Optimist]

united fans are such glory hunting cocks. one at uni, spent the whole season so far not watching any games, saying he isn't interested as they aren't any good, didn't watch the match yesterday yet spends all day gloating. glory hunting scum

[Munchies]

They'll always be, fucking cunts.

That dick at your uni sounds like a typical twat, just thinking he can assert some dominance in his head, when in actual fact, he's a plastic idiot and a social degenerate.

[Letters]

Jofnn turned it off because he thought it might be one of the plugins the hackers were using to break into the site.
I have asked him if he can turn it back on if it's safe to do so. I'll chase that up.
Just to update y'all, Jofnn is reviewing the code and hopes to re-enable the plug-in in the next week or so.


Morning all :tiphat:
Nice day for it.

[LDG]

:upset:

http://www.fudge-the-what.com/2013/06/look-closely-to-find-what-is-wrong-with.html

[Munchies]

:upset:

http://www.fudge-the-what.com/2013/06/look-closely-to-find-what-is-wrong-with.html

FUCK :haha: , made me jump out !

[Marc Overmars]

Got a school reunion party coming up on Christmas Eve to mark 10 years since we left, can't wait for that.

Chance to have a word with all those girls I was too scared to talk to back in the day. ##

[LDG]

I've never had a school reunion. I've always wanted to go to one though, just to beat the fuck out of a few people.

[GP]

Do you think this company has a hiring policy?

http://archive.is/KDtBJ?utm_content=buffere3f5f&utm_source=buffer&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=Buffer

[Marc Overmars]

Not as blatant as Hollister/Abercrombie though.

[Letters]

Off to Delhi tomorrow :unsure:

Luckily I know some of the people out there so I think they're going to baby-sit me.

[PGFC]

As weight-loss plans go, it's dramatic but probably will be most effective Bhai :good:

A good tip is to call everyone you meet either bhenchod or maderchod, and "bloody bastard" is a term of endearment amongst Indians I believe.

p.s. Have fun & take a jumper :)

[Letters]

I've got my pith helmet and blunderbuss ready.



We still own India, right? :unsure:

[Marc Overmars]

Hope you're taking Imodium. Lots of Imodium.

[Letters]

dysentery :bow:


:(

[LDG]

dysentery :bow:



Wasn't as good as Dallas imho.

[PGFC]

:lol: This time of year it gets chilly at night, when your sitting hunched over a ditch praying you don't shit your entire lower bowel out as well.

[Letters]

Wasn't as good as Dallas imho.
:rimshot:

Gary has your membership card btw.

[LDG]

:good:

Ta mate.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Give Cripps a visit will ya, poor sod must be lonely after getting the axe from here.

[LDG]

I wonder how he's fairing trying to be a WUM in the real world.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Not well apparently

http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/13/arsenal-fan-in-uganda-left-homeless-after-losing-bet-on-manchester-united-game-4185204/

Cripps :doh:

[Letters]

She can hack my messageboard any day ##

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-24929916

[PGFC]

She can hack my messageboard any day ##

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-24929916

Read it again, I don't think she was doing the hacking :rolleyes:

[Letters]

Yeah. That didn't really make sense but like any good Sun reader I didn't read beyond the headline.


I was hoping no-one would notice. Thanks <_<

[GP]

I'd hack her messageboard.

And by 'messageboard' I mean 'vagina'.

And by 'Hack', I mean 'Hack'.

[PGFC]

Your face is hacked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

She can hack my messageboard any day ##

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-24929916

She probably already has. :(

Allegedly.

[Syn]

Read Britain's oldest person died today. Aged 113. Which sounds like a lot but its really incredible when you read she was the last Briton from the 1800s. :lol:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-24940663

Amazing achievement.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Getting a CCTV system put onto the house. Anyone got any recommendations? Found one in Maplin for £350. 4 outdoor, night vision cameras. Looks pretty good tbh.

[Marc Overmars]

MOTM at footy tonight, me.

Channeled my inner BFG with some incredible reading of the play.

Might play at CB more often tbh.

[Munchies]

MOTM at footy tonight, me.

Channeled my inner BFG with some incredible reading of the play.

Might play at CB more often tbh.

I used to play alot at CB at school, I wasn't that good admittedly , my usual defence partner used to mark the better players and I took care of the shit ones :lol: . But I changed to a fullback when someone wasn't in once, and didn't change back. Running up and down , attack and defence, and cutting in and having a shot :bow:

[Letters]

BREAKING NEWS!

http://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/Stoke-Trent-woman-puts-intu-Potteries-shopping/story-20072369-detail/story.html


:rolleyes:

[PGFC]

Friday :faint:

:wave: Letters, enjoy India.

[Letters]

Thanks :tiphat:


Also...

http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/14/ive-passed-with-horn-ors-elina-named-britains-most-promiscuous-student-after-sleeping-with-three-men-a-week-4187761/

She can hack my messageboard ##

[PGFC]

I bet her Dad's as proud as punch.

[Letters]

:lol: Yeah. Well done you, you're the uni's biggest slag

:yippee:

[LDG]

Friday! :yippee:

Just had our mid-preggers scan :woohoo:

It's a thing! :dance:

[PGFC]

:yippee:

[Letters]

:yippee:



Just did my last solid poo for a week.

My bowels :rose:

[LDG]

:lol:

E45 :good:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

P45 when the media get wind of you molesting poor Cripps :good:

[LDG]

This is a painfully slow day.

Come on 5.30.

I need beer.

[PGFC]

This is a painfully slow day.

Come on 5.00.

I need beer chocolate.

This :good:

[Letters]

Going quite quickly for me, especially when all my projects broke about half an hour ago, and hour before I have to leave for the airport

:yikes:


Fixed now though
:yippee:

[PGFC]

Nice, not sure I'd fancy an 8 1/2hr flight after work though...

[Letters]

Well, no. But with the time difference it's better to fly overnight. I'll be sleepy tomorrow as I don't sleep well on planes and it'll be a very short night but I've got the weekend to recover.

Off now.

:wave:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I'll say it again, international breaks are shit.

Also, now Letters has finally buggered off, Xmas names and smilies? :ninja:

[PGFC]

:woohoo: Maccy you know what to do...

[LDG]

:yippee:

NoeLDG as usual please!

:yippee:

[PGFC]

Rude Elf for me :patrice:

[Letters]

Oi! Stop that!

(Free Heathrow wifi :bow: )

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Got tickets to see Mike Tyson on stage in March. Excited :whacky:

[GP]

See him do what on stage?

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Rape women.

Talk about his life, the ups and downs etc.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVrC9xfBUHk

[GP]

Oh

[Letters]

:lol:

Indian traffic.

We nearly hit a horse today. What kind of crazy ass country has horses walking around in the street?

[Xhaka Can’t]

Got tickets to see Mike Tyson on stage in March. Excited :whacky:

It could be worse.

I once sat through an hour and a half of Cybil Shepherd doing the same thing.

[GP]

It could be worse.

I once sat through an hour and a half of Cybil Shepherd doing the same thing.

I would literally rather have my balls removed.

[WMUG]

:lol:

Indian traffic.

We nearly hit a horse today. What kind of crazy ass country has horses walking around in the street?

We were charged by Zebu in Madagascar.

I raised the money for that one <_<

[Marc Overmars]

:(

[Letters]

:blink:

Arsenal vs Chelsea randomly on one of the channels here from the Carling Cup.

I thought my colleagues were winding me up abut the driving and traffic but no, it's every bit as mental as they said. Thankfully a colleage babysat me today, some others are taking me to the Taj tomorrow. It's £70 for the car and driver all day and it's about 3 hours drive away. Poverty :bow:

[Syn]

Seen any rapping on the streets of Dehli yet? They love their music.

[MissHandbag]

:blink:

Arsenal vs Chelsea randomly on one of the channels here from the Carling Cup.

I thought my colleagues were winding me up abut the driving and traffic but no, it's every bit as mental as they said. Thankfully a colleage babysat me today, some others are taking me to the Taj tomorrow. It's £70 for the car and driver all day and it's about 3 hours drive away. Poverty :bow:

Say hi to TEG from me. Ta

[LDG]

Seen any rapping on the streets of Dehli yet? They love their music.

Bangra!

[Letters]

No rapping. There was a random concert at India Gate last night though.
Went to the Taj today. Driver picked me up just after 7am, picked up 2 colleagues in Noida then drove the 100 miles to Agra, waited for us while we went in, took us back again. I got back to the hotel about 6pm.
The cost for the driver and journey all day? £60. Not each, that was the total. :lol:
Poverty :bow:

India is brilliant. Batshit crazy, but brilliant. I'm glad I've had locals to baby-sit me though. Might venture out on my own later :unsure:

[Letters]

Say hi to TEG from me. Ta
How will I know what he looks like?
#theyalllookthesame #jimdavidson.
I'll look out for a white suit.

Oh also, the tour guide at the Taj took us round for a couple of hours. That'll be 100 rupees, please (about a quid :lol:)
Poverty :bow:
I gave him 200 'cos I'm nice like that

[Marc Overmars]

Go to a branch of U.S Pizza, they do an all you can eat buffet, including a dessert for about £3. :cloud9:

That was pretty much my lunch plan every day.

[Letters]

My hotel is quite close to connaught place so I'll head there soon to see what's there.
Breakfast isn't included here and the food in the hotel is ridiculously expensive, far more that us poor civil servants are allowed, so I'll need to find somewhere else to eat.

[LDG]

Absolute cunt of a hangover :(

[Letters]

Went out on my own for the first time in Delh this evening.
Felt ever so brave...then I chickened out and had a snack ina Costa Coffee.

[LDG]

Monday :(

I feel fucking awlful still.

[WMUG]

:pal:

Oh wait, it's Monday in York, too :(

[LDG]

Is there anywhere where it's not Monday in the world?

I wonder what Mondays are like in India, where Letters is sat on the loo.

[PGFC]

:lol: You know he'll end up as a lucky charm on the front of one of these...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c7/Psychedelic_Indian_lorry.jpg/800px-Psychedelic_Indian_lorry.jpg

Letters, it's funny 'cos He's small

[PGFC]

Monday :(

I feel fucking awlful still.

aah, WHAT A SHAME!!

[LDG]

Headache has gone...just feel generally horrible.

Thing is, I just don't stay out late anymore, and this weekend I had to as was DJing both Friday and Saturday. And that means drinking beer until 2am.

And I just can't take it anymore :(

I'm old :(

[LDG]

:lol: You know he'll end up as a lucky charm on the front of one of these...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c7/Psychedelic_Indian_lorry.jpg/800px-Psychedelic_Indian_lorry.jpg

Letters, it's funny 'cos He's small

:lol:

"Goodness gracious, it is a dwarf"

[PGFC]

International breaks :(

[LDG]

Yep.

Sucks the big one on here today.

Just when you want some banter to see you through a horrific Monday, nobody is around.

:(

[Marc Overmars]

I think Camden broke me this weekend.

Feeling little bit shit and skint.

[LDG]

Do you get two day hangovers now?

Think mine may last into tomorrow.

A Long sweaty run much needed tonight to de-pollute my system.

[Marc Overmars]

The first day is rotten and the 2nd day I just feel lazy and never bother to do anything.

Could do with a run as well tbh.

[PGFC]

The first day is rotten and the 2nd day I just feel lazy and never bother to do anything.

Could do with a run as well tbh.

Have one for me too.

Meeting tomorrow in Sarf London here's to 4 hours on the M25 <_<

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

:lol:

"Goodness gracious, it is a dwarf"

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00803/romeo1_803070c.jpg

IIRC from old-GW, wasn't this TEG?

[Letters]

Is there anywhere where it's not Monday in the world?

I wonder what Mondays are like in India, where Letters is sat on the loo.
Mondays are pretty much as crazy as any other day.
Not got ill yet but I had the canteen food today in the office and fear that may break me. :(

[Letters]

:lol:

Just seen this

http://wengers.in/

:d

[LDG]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00803/romeo1_803070c.jpg

IIRC from old-GW, wasn't this TEG?

:lol:

[Marc Overmars]

Mondays are pretty much as crazy as any other day.
Not got ill yet but I had the canteen food today in the office and fear that may break me. :(

Some of the street food is really nice but I only ate it twice and got the ring of fire both times. Didn't want to make a habit out of it incase the runs followed...

[LDG]

Oh sweet jesus. When will this day end :ilt:

[Letters]

Hasn't it gone 5 even for those of you living in the past?

[LDG]

Hasn't it gone 5 even for those of you living in the past?

5.27pm

3 minutes of hell left.

[Letters]

We're kinda working UK hours here 'cos the team support systems in the UK but we still start and finish before you lot.
A bottle of coke is 30p here :lol:

[WMUG]

A bottle of coke is 30p here :lol:

Was the same in China.

Poverty :bow:

[Ollie the Optimist]

Was the same in China.

Poverty :bow:

isn't everywhere in poverty compared to you?

[Syn]

isn't everywhere in poverty compared to you?

BAM!!

[LDG]

isn't everywhere in poverty compared to you?

That would have been awesome if you hadn't just taken a facebook quiz which put you at 83% posh :lol:

[GP]

That would have been awesome if you hadn't just taken a facebook quiz which put you at 83% posh :lol:

:haha:

[GP]

Also, you're all a bundle of sticks commonly used for kindling.

[PGFC]

That would have been awesome if you hadn't just taken a facebook quiz which put you at 83% posh :lol:

:lol:

[WMUG]

isn't everywhere in poverty compared to you?

I'm at uni now :(

[GP]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/news/article-2509330/Reading-Aberdeen-Southampton-best-quality-life-UK.html

:lol:

No

[Munchies]

:lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2509557/Germany-stars-tube-Wembley-training-England-clash.html

I was on that line/station today at around 5 or so :doh: , could of met BFG if I camped

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/11/18/article-2509557-197E95C700000578-411_634x472.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/11/18/article-2509557-197E95BA00000578-549_634x472.jpg

[LDG]

Roll on the fucking weekend.

[Letters]

Roll on the fucking weekend.
Pretty much. Bored of the craziness now, it would be more fun if someone was out here with me.

Ronery, so ronery...

[GP]

Look at all these black stereotypes.

http://i.imgur.com/nqU49Z3.png

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-24999537

:yippee:

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Look at all these black stereotypes.

http://i.imgur.com/nqU49Z3.png

:haha:

[Munchies]

Was expecting to see lots of KFC :doh: :haha:

[GP]

Was expecting to see lots of KFC :doh: :haha:

Mate, that's racist.

[Xhaka Can’t]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-24999537

:yippee:

Monty Python weren't that shit.

[LDG]

:yawn:

Is it only Wednesday? Fuck.

What a shit nights sleep too :(

What a shit week :(

:ilt:

[PGFC]

Got soaked on the way to work too :(

Happy hump day <_<

[Letters]

Dear brown people, your country is shit.
No offence.

Love,
Letters