"Currants Bw..."

[Munchies]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCSE75_zHlU

:haha:

All for those youtube views :bow:

[Letters]

:patrice:

:yippee:

[PGFC]

:cool:

[GP]

We won the cup.

[Letters]

Did we? :unsure:

Yaay!

:scarf:

[LDG]

:yippee:

[Letters]

I concur.

[LDG]

Smiliest monday ever.

:d

[WMUG]

:trophy:

[Munchies]

HB BiB :bow:

Top poster

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

:tiphat:

One hell of a thunderstorm for the past hour as well :bow:

[LDG]

HB dude

[Munchies]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUFVR5sgbt0

[Letters]

Friday eve :partytime:

[Letters]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/21-reasons-people-on-twitter-say-theyre-voting-ukip

:d

[Letters]

More here

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23WhyImVotingUkip

:lol:

[WMUG]

:patrice:

Still riding that wave, tbh.

[Letters]

Big thunderstorm! :upset:

[Niall_Quinn]

Ridicule comes after the argument has been lost. If the primary facets of the establishment party can't even see off UKIP they are well and truly fucked. And about time too, I mean how long can anyone fail to notice that nothing ever changes except the disparity between the super rich and everyone else when you vote for the mainstream? Sad thing is UKIP are a mainstream distraction too, they must be or else they'd have zero media coverage. The most frightening prospect is if the establishment has set them up to succeed, that would mean war can't be far away. These are just the sort of nasty bastards you need when a big pre-war push on nationalism is imminent.

[Munchies]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzZPd4zUpgk

[Niall_Quinn]

Amazing app:
http://www.marinetraffic.com/en/

[Niall_Quinn]

LOL - did anyone know about this?
http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/may/21/ebay-urges-users-to-reset-passwords-after-cyberattack

233 million records exploited apparently. Haven't heard a word from feeBay, but I guess change your password if you have an account with them.

[Letters]

Yeah. Don't really used eBay, can't remember my password anyway.

[GP]

Yeah. Don't really used eBay, can't remember my password anyway.

password

[Letters]

Oh yeah, that's it. Thanks

:cool:

[LDG]

Happy Birthday tonour glorious leader.

Letters :bow:

Turns :coney: today :bow:

[Letters]

Fanx.

Me :rose:

:oldboy:

[GP]

http://giant.gfycat.com/CautiousPoliteGarpike.gif

[LDG]

Sunshine :bow:

Bank Holiday Sunday drinking :bow:

[Letters]

Yeah. Sun, bitch! :bow:

:cool:

[Munchies]

The world cup forum is nearly here then it seems :popcorn:

[Letters]

Back to work :(

But it is a 4 day week, as will the next 2 be as MrsL got me a long weekend in Edinburgh for my birthday.

:dance:

[LDG]

Fucknuts. Work sucks.

[Niall_Quinn]

Working and not getting paid for 90 days sucks even more.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Working and not getting paid for 90 days sucks even more.

Getting paid by results?

[Marc Overmars]

My best mate is applying for a job with the MOD, he put me down as a character reference and now they need to interview me as part of the process, so he can get his security clearance.

He said they'll interrogate me about my background as well. :upset:

[Letters]

What's in your background that they'd be interested in? :popcorn:

[Marc Overmars]

Don't think there's anything I have to hide tbh, I just have visions of being locked up in a room with some scary bloke asking all sorts. Don't want to say anything wrong and balls up his job opportunity. :lol:

It's a really in depth process, I need to provide details of my family too. :wacko:

I suppose they need to ensure anyone working for the government doesn't have any dodgy connections.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Allahu Akbar

:popcorn:

[Marc Overmars]

Imagine if they checked GW?

Fuck.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Imagine if they checked GW?

Fuck.

Just tell them your handle here is NQ and you'll be right.

[Niall_Quinn]

Getting paid by results?

No, getting fucked by a corporate accounts department. SOP.

[PGFC]

Imagine if they checked GW?

Fuck.

They know all about GW :good:

[Niall_Quinn]

I suppose they need to ensure anyone working for the government doesn't have any dodgy connections.

They just need to know which HR department to send you to. Terrorists are fast tracked, everyone else gets loads of forms to fill out.

I'm only half joking.

[Niall_Quinn]

Imagine if they checked GW?

Fuck.

Most MOD drones I ever met couldn't read - so they'll mostly look at the pictures. Apart from Mr Singh's avatar I can't see any problems. The biggest problem is actually wanting to work for the MOD. What's with that shit?

[Letters]

Most MOD drones I ever met couldn't read - so they'll mostly look at the pictures. Apart from Mr Singh's avatar I can't see any problems. The biggest problem is actually wanting to work for the MOD. What's with that shit?
You get to travel the world, meet interesting people and kill them.
What's not to like?
:shrug:

[Letters]

Don't think there's anything I have to hide tbh, I just have visions of being locked up in a room with some scary bloke asking all sorts.
Maybe they'll 'break' you and we'll finally get to find out what you and your misses get up to.
##

[LDG]

Hayfever :(

It's the fuckin trees man!

Achooooo!!!!

[Letters]

You are the only person in the world who found "The Happening" scary.

Oh noes! Grass! :lol:
:rolleyes:

[Marc Overmars]

Do wish this rain would do one. Been non-stop since Monday. <_<

[Letters]

I blame the immigrants <_<

[GP]

You know what I blame it on the breakdown of?

[Niall_Quinn]

You know what I blame it on the breakdown of?

That crappy Suzuki Swift?

[Xhaka Can’t]

The weather was much nicer under the last Labour government.

[Niall_Quinn]

The weather was much nicer under the last Labour government.

Statistics prove it.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Arsenal were far more successful under the last Labour government

[Letters]

The weather was much nicer under the last Labour government.
UKIP will sort this all out <_<

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Keep your highest tile in the corner :good:

I came back to this part of the thread, as i started playing this ten days ago

infuriatingly addictive, alas my highest score so far is 11,980

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Arsenal were far more successful under the last Labour government

True enough but i wonder how it balances out in general, if you take everything we have won since 1970 (six league titles, eight fa cups, 2 league cups, 1 cup winners cup, 1 uefa fairs cup)

Three of the league titles have been won under a Tory Government (1971, 1989 and 1991), Wenger's three all under Labour of course

One of the European cups was won under Labour (the Inter city fairs cup was won on April 28th 1970 and the Conservatives won the Election in June), the other was one under the Conservatives in 1994

FA Cups - 1971 (Tory), 1979 (Tory - Nine days after Thatcher's election victory), 1993 (Tory), 1998, 2002, 2003, 2005 (Labour) and 2014 (Tory-lite)

Two league cups - both Tory.....the Conservatives just edge it i think....nothing of course in anyway to do with the fact that the Tories were in power for longer during the last 44 years than Labour....and nothing to do with the fact that i'm incredibly bored that i compiled this pointless list.

[Xhaka Can’t]

I don't think you can give the 79 Cup win to the Tories given that Labour laid all the groundwork.

[Letters]

Friday :partytime:

[PGFC]

:woohoo:

Got a snotty nose and a persistent cough, ah, the joys of spring <_<

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/26684674

0-0. Come on England!

[Munchies]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/26684674

0-0. Come on England!

Pretty cool that :lol:

[PGFC]

My word, football's come a long way since then.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

That Beckenbauer isn't bad.

Cheeky £300k bid?

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

That Beckenbauer isn't bad.

Cheeky £300k bid?

We don't need him we have Peter Storey

[Munchies]

http://i.imgur.com/f3rrcNn.jpg

https://twitter.com/DietmarHamann/status/472463781235544064

:haha:

It's the first time someone somewhat famous has actually responded to it. Obviously a fake account , but the images are there :lol:

[Xhaka Can’t]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rba9Z0CcWwQ#t=57

[Letters]

I like the bit where they're shaking their booties.

[Xhaka Can’t]

:lol:

[LDG]

:beer:

[GP]

Working :lol:

Me :pal:

[Letters]

That Beckenbauer isn't bad.

Cheeky £300k bid?
£300,000 and a shilling, tbh.

[LDG]

:beer: :beer:

[Niall_Quinn]

I have whiskey - notice the spelling, not stuff from over the border, stuff from over the water. But it still works.

Fucking whisky and whiskey - this is what life is all about. I just pity any poor cunt who's not paralytic on this God given juice. If God was a woman this is what would come out of his tits. And he's not a fucking woman by the way. When was the last woman you knew who gave it a rest on a Sunday?

[Letters]

Monday :(

But! It's a 4 day week for me.
:patrice:

[Letters]

If God was a woman this is what would come out of his tits. And he's not a fucking woman by the way. When was the last woman you knew who gave it a rest on a Sunday?
:haha:

[Marc Overmars]

Just had my interview with the MOD guy. Went ok actually, most of the questions were about my mate and why I think he's suitable and trust worthy for such a position.

Feel sorry for him though, his interview is 3 hours long later today. :yikes:

[Letters]

Used to work with a girl who was offered a job with MI6, or something.
She pretty much resigned and it seemed like a done deal.
She had interviews at her home and was asked all kinds of personal questions and far as she knew it was all fine and then at the 11th hour they retracted their offer and she never found out why.
She was one of those lesbianisms, not sure if that was a factor :shrug:

[Marc Overmars]

Yep sounds like the same process my mate is going through. He's been offered a position but in order to begin the role he needs a security clearance which is given by the national security, a different body entirely to his actual employer. It's pretty much the highest form of clearance you can get and you need it if you're going to have access to sensitive and secret information. He's even been advised to think twice about who he tells about the job, proper spy shit.

Plenty of people are rejected and they don't need to give a reason why which sucks. He's handed in his notice as well so could quite realistically be out of a job if today isn't a success.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

New job today :sick:


Sadly, not MI6.

[Letters]

But then...you would say that :ninja:

[I am invisible]

I hate the number 83 so much! I wish it was dead...

[Letters]

Yeah! :angry:






What? :blink:

(must be a coded for Bibbles in his new job...)

[I am invisible]

Computer issues... been working with really heavy Photoshop files all day, and every time I try and save something it gets stuck on 83% for ages, grinds my machine to a halt while it thinks about it, and then finally crashes, taking everything with it. Rotten, stinking spurs-number...

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Yeah! :angry:






What? :blink:

(must be a coded for Bibbles in his new job...)

You're more right than you think, number 83. :ninja:

[PGFC]

Yep sounds like the same process my mate is going through. He's been offered a position but in order to begin the role he needs a security clearance which is given by the national security, a different body entirely to his actual employer. It's pretty much the highest form of clearance you can get and you need it if you're going to have access to sensitive and secret information. He's even been advised to think twice about who he tells about the job, proper spy shit.

Plenty of people are rejected and they don't need to give a reason why which sucks. He's handed in his notice as well so could quite realistically be out of a job if today isn't a success.

So, you've clearly fucked that for him, now that we all know, Especially with Letters being in Little Branch.

[Injury Time]

Used to work with a girl who was offered a job with MI6, or something.
She pretty much resigned and it seemed like a done deal.
She had interviews at her home and was asked all kinds of personal questions and far as she knew it was all fine and then at the 11th hour they retracted their offer and she never found out why.
She was one of those lesbianisms, not sure if that was a factor :shrug:
She didn't get job because of that lie :console:

[Munchies]

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh6cYh2afFfuj7FZcM

Letters , apply ?

:coffee:

[Letters]

Computer issues... been working with really heavy Photoshop files all day, and every time I try and save something it gets stuck on 83% for ages, grinds my machine to a halt while it thinks about it, and then finally crashes, taking everything with it. Rotten, stinking spurs-number...
You should try transferring a number from Orange to EE.
Beyond the wit of man apparently.

:crying:

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Just had my interview with the MOD guy. Went ok actually, most of the questions were about my mate and why I think he's suitable and trust worthy for such a position.

Feel sorry for him though, his interview is 3 hours long later today. :yikes:

Is this the definition of security?...talking about such things on an online forum

[I am invisible]

You should try transferring a number from Orange to EE.
Beyond the wit of man apparently.

:crying:

I tried cancelling a T-Mobile contract in one off the stores after they became EE - sounds like a it was a similar experience...

[Japan Shaking All Over]

One day I get out of work semi on time.....and bloody trains are messed up!

[Xhaka Can’t]

If its any consolation, they're messed up on the days you don't get out of work on time. #firstcrapitalconnect

[Letters]

http://www.anorak.co.uk/399190/strange-but-true/man-who-bought-penis-enlargement-machine-received-a-magnifying-glass.html/

:d

[Munchies]

So much bloody traffic, roads closed and blocked in Central London, for the 'Queen's Speech'.

Ffs

[Letters]

Gawd bless 'er :bow:

[WMUG]

I actually sat down in a hissy fit during our pathetic excuse for a national anthem at Wembley :lol:

Time for Jerusalem to come home :bow:

[Munchies]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJUTour5Y5o

:arry:

[Letters]

Yeah...screw that.

Friday for me
:yippee:

Long weekends :bow:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Anything planned?

[Letters]

MrsL booked us a long weekend in Edinburgh for my birthday.

Not been there before but heard good things.

[I am invisible]

Always nice to know there's people out there with worse jobs than you...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2649381/Zoo-worker-gorilla-suit-critical-condition-shot-tranquiliser-dart-training-exercise-no-one-told-vet-wasnt-real.html

[Letters]

:haha:

[WMUG]

:)

[GP]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BpjxqxUIIAAC1NO.png:large

[Letters]

Edinburgh :bow:

[Letters]

Rik Mayall :rose:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-27770266

:(

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Woof :(

[Letters]

Friday :bow:
Sun :bow:
World Cup :bow:

:patrice:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Shaggy RIP :rose:

http://www.cbc.ca/news/arts/casey-kasem-radio-dj-dead-at-82-1.2676253

[Letters]

Zoinks! :(

:rose:

[Injury Time]

Shaggy RIP :rose:

http://www.cbc.ca/news/arts/casey-kasem-radio-dj-dead-at-82-1.2676253
Poor fucker, family sound like a piece of work, critical bedsores, that could be considered neglect little bit.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Sorry, there are no new posts to view.

You may search for posts updated during the previous 24 hours, here

FFS! :censored:

[PGFC]

:shrug: No news is…

Roll on the Emirates Cup.

[Xhaka Can’t]

It'll be a great opportunity to see all our new signings. I'm particularly looking forward to seeing what that Diaby guy is made of.

[GP]

It'll be a great opportunity to see all our new signings. I'm particularly looking forward to seeing what that Diaby guy is made of.

Balsa wood.

[Letters]

:patrice:

Finally got the 2048 tile.

*puts on CV*

:yippee:

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Really?...I did that three weeks ago, it's actually really easy as long as you keep the highest tile in the top left hand corner.
I still have found it difficult to push on mind, my highest score is 32,000

[Letters]

Haven't really played it that much tbh, was finding it a bit frustrating until I found the trick is to make chains, starting on the top row with the highest number on the top right and snaking down. When part of the chain is complete you can collapse it and start again. To be honest now I've done it I reckon I could do it most times now (did it again this morning) so probably won't bother playing much more as it's a bit samey.
My best so far is 33832
:partytime:

[Niall_Quinn]

Sad fucks.

tbf

[GP]

It's good but it's no flappy bird.

[WMUG]

My high score is now 59,988.

I actually went on a date the other night though.

[Niall_Quinn]

Where's Ollie?

[WMUG]

Where's Ollie?:)

[WMUG]

http://www.chickenonaraft.com/

[GP]

http://www.chickenonaraft.com/

That's a chicken on a raft.

[Niall_Quinn]

http://www.chickenonaraft.com/

At 30 mins :haha:

Classic in a sick and demented kind of way.

[Letters]

That's a chicken on a raft.
It is too!

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

RIP Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-28012230

[Niall_Quinn]

BBC doing a headline piece on the lone paedo theory. Saville managed to do this all by himself - and nobody knew.

Everyone innocent bar the dead guy :trophy:

Real story is now easily found if you do a search.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Point me in the vague direction.


..... does it rhyme with Keith?

[Niall_Quinn]

Point me in the vague direction.


..... does it rhyme with Keith?

LOL. As good a place to start as any.

[Marc Overmars]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrFhgm9CYAIm-jc.jpg

[GP]

:bow:

[Munchies]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrFaMeZCUAE2rNT.png

It's a trap!

[Letters]

No fakeyank you can't have 'her' number :sulk:

[Xhaka Can’t]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/06/29/5u3a6y3e.jpg

Stuck behind a bellend this afternoon

[Syn]

Should've smashed that in and taken the 3 points.

[PGFC]

Should've smashed that in and taken the 3 points.


Syn :bow: :haha:

[Xhaka Can’t]

:lol:

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

I saw that Gay Gooners banner posted around the Internet, literally makes me feel sick, what kind of deviant would buy web space from Moonfruit?

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-28094561

:(

[Niall_Quinn]

Wonder when they'll be prosecuting all the royals, and judges and politicians who have done the same?

Never. I would think. Paedo ring was run right out of Thatcher's cabinet, not her directly, she wasn't into it and the obnoxious intelligence services never managed to get anything on her. But how could she not have known? And the royals and their big time buddy Jimmy, the fixer when you had a special order. Nobody knew? Exact same shit is going on in Scotland right now, run out of government offices again. Ask a rotten to the core cunt called Alex about it, he's in tight with the sheriffs, so there will never be prosecutions, not in our lifetime, but the rug is so thick and the broom so wide maybe they feel safe enough to boast about it? Fucking sick bastards who run this shop, that's for sure.

What would we tell Hansen's 12 years old about this? :faint:

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Wonder when they'll be prosecuting all the royals, and judges and politicians who have done the same?

Never. I would think. Paedo ring was run right out of Thatcher's cabinet, not her directly, she wasn't into it and the obnoxious intelligence services never managed to get anything on her. But how could she not have known? And the royals and their big time buddy Jimmy, the fixer when you had a special order. Nobody knew? Exact same shit is going on in Scotland right now, run out of government offices again. Ask a rotten to the core cunt called Alex about it, he's in tight with the sheriffs, so there will never be prosecutions, not in our lifetime, but the rug is so thick and the broom so wide maybe they feel safe enough to boast about it? Fucking sick bastards who run this shop, that's for sure.

What would we tell Hansen's 12 years old about this? :faint:

I'd like to say that sounds like the figment of a fervent conspiracy theorist's imagination....unfortunately i think you're probably right

[Xhaka Can’t]

https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10394818_10152209813865924_7746971364581348501_n.j pg

[Marc Overmars]

On Animal Hospital, I always wondered why Rolf Harris looked so excited when he was told they'd be looking at a young beaver.

[Letters]

:rimshot:

[Niall_Quinn]

Has somebody punched you in the balls yet for that Belgium result? I can do it later today if you're available?

[WMUG]

http://explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/stan.png

So, God looks like Letters.

[Letters]

Have you ever seen us together? :cool:

#sacrilicious

[Letters]

Monty Python :bow:

:patrice:

[Niall_Quinn]

Westminster paedos on the BBC? They must be in real trouble if they have to mention the word Westminster. I wonder who's putting the screw on them? Hopefully then have enough to shine a light on those perverted royals too.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Reading the News today about how a guy from the PIE (Peadophile Information Exchange, what a horridly appropriate acronym) had an unofficial office in the Home Office when Willy Whitelaw was Home Secretary, i think what they were trying to hide is that these kind of people could operate under the nose of that senile old buffer.
It seems that the cover ups are half protecting people in high positions who are offenders, and half protecting people in high positions who were too incompitent to realise that people around them were offenders.

[Letters]

Mmm...PIE.

[Munchies]

Haven't seen LDG around on here in a while.. :rose:

[Letters]

He got a new job, not sure if he can get on here from there.
Or maybe he can and just hates us

<_<

[hymppi]

Right, read this, celebrate my 40th B-day (yes, I'm ancient) and jog on.
As it is a day to celebrate my birthday I'll leave you with a quote from a person I look up to, an astronaut, Mr. Buzz Aldrin:
"My first words of my impression of being on the surface of the Moon that just came to my mind was "Magnificent desolation." The magnificence of human beings, humanity, Planet Earth, maturing the technologies, imagination and courage to expand our capabilities beyond the next ocean, to dream about being on the Moon, and then taking advantage of increases in technology and carrying out that dream - achieving that is magnificent testimony to humanity. But it is also desolate - there is no place on earth as desolate as what I was viewing in those first moments on the Lunar Surface.
Because I realized what I was looking at, towards the horizon and in every direction, had not changed in hundreds, thousands of years. Beyond me I could see the moon curving away - no atmosphere, black sky. Cold. Colder than anyone could experience on Earth when the sun is up- but when the sun is up for 14 days, it gets very, very hot. No sign of life whatsoever.
That is desolate. More desolate than any place on Earth." And Mr. Aldrin added: "Well, except for the trophy cabinet at Shite Heart Lane, now THAT'S desolate."

[Xhaka Can’t]

Right, read this, celebrate my 40th B-day (yes, I'm ancient) and jog on.
As it is a day to celebrate my birthday I'll leave you with a quote from a person I look up to, an astronaut, Mr. Buzz Aldrin:
"My first words of my impression of being on the surface of the Moon that just came to my mind was "Magnificent desolation." The magnificence of human beings, humanity, Planet Earth, maturing the technologies, imagination and courage to expand our capabilities beyond the next ocean, to dream about being on the Moon, and then taking advantage of increases in technology and carrying out that dream - achieving that is magnificent testimony to humanity. But it is also desolate - there is no place on earth as desolate as what I was viewing in those first moments on the Lunar Surface.
Because I realized what I was looking at, towards the horizon and in every direction, had not changed in hundreds, thousands of years. Beyond me I could see the moon curving away - no atmosphere, black sky. Cold. Colder than anyone could experience on Earth when the sun is up- but when the sun is up for 14 days, it gets very, very hot. No sign of life whatsoever.
That is desolate. More desolate than any place on Earth." And Mr. Aldrin added: "Well, except for the trophy cabinet at Shite Heart Lane, now THAT'S desolate."

:haha:

[Letters]

:lol:

Happy birthday :tiphat:

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-28197950

Africans :doh:

[Letters]

Frustrated commuter Photoshops Tim O Toole (the CEO of First Capital Connect) every day his train is late...
http://timsfaces.tumblr.com/

:lol:

[Marc Overmars]

Off to Dublin today for a dirty weekend.

Fucking love the Irish, me.

[Letters]

Are the first two words of that second line the right way round? :unsure:

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

can't it be both?

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

plus Irish women are evil, acid tongued isn't a term that justifies the vitriolic filth that comes out of their mouths especially when they've been drinking.

[GP]

plus Irish women are evil, acid tongued isn't a term that justifies the vitriolic filth that comes out of their mouths especially when they've been drinking.

That 2nd Corrs album was a hard sell.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

That 2nd Corrs album was a hard sell.

And don't get me started on Dana

[GP]

Just ordered my shirt

#YouSpendWeSpend

[Niall_Quinn]

Just ordered my shirt

#YouSpendWeSpend

The skin tight bandage one or the fat bloke's version?

[GP]

The skin tight bandage one or the fat bloke's version?

I can't get the skin tight one, they dont' do xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxl

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Remind me never to fly with Malaysian Airlines.

:blink: :rose:

[Letters]

Yeah, they're not having a great run are they?

[Munchies]

Travelling on planes in general :sick:

[GP]

The plane was shot down, apparently :wacko:

[Munchies]

Why'd they fly over the Ukraine anyway? It isn't exactly stable right now.

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[Marc Overmars]

Not the best story to read when you have a flight in a couple of weeks. :sick:

:rose:

[Munchies]

^ Where you off to ?

I always feel scared when I go on a flight. Fuck sake :sick:

Not going anywhere anytime soon though. phew.

[Marc Overmars]

Got 2 trips coming up, Bulgaria at the start of August, then Greece at the end of it.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Fucking golfists :censored:

Middle aged middle class twats. Ping everywhere.

[WMUG]

Mah jayum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc#t=209

[Xhaka Can’t]

Got 2 trips coming up, Bulgaria at the start of August, then Greece at the end of it.

I'm in Greece the last couple of weeks in August.

As for the Malaysian flight, it was travelling over an established flight path at an agreed level >31,000 feet, so they weren't being irresponsible.

[Letters]

:lol:
Weird Al :bow:
Saw him live a few years back.

[Munchies]

Newcastle confirm death of 2 fans, flying to watch NZ tour, on Malaysian Airlines flight MH17


It is with great sadness that we learn today the tragic news of the deaths of John Alder and Liam Sweeney, two of the Club's most loyal supporters, who lost their lives on Malaysian Airlines flight MH17 which crashed on Thursday afternoon in Eastern Ukraine.

John and Liam were travelling out to New Zealand together to support Newcastle United in the forthcoming Football United Tour, which takes place next week in Dunedin and Wellington.

Both men were familiar faces at every Newcastle United away game and attended not only first team games but Reserve and Academy matches too.

John was a lifelong supporter and a familiar sight in the stands for almost half-a-century, having barely missed a single game in that time.

Liam will be known to many fans during his time volunteering as a steward on supporters' buses to away games.

Newcastle United Managing Director Lee Charnley said: "The loss of John and Liam is truly devastating news.

"Both men were dedicated supporters of our Club and were known to thousands of fans and staff alike.

"On behalf of everyone at Newcastle United we send our deepest condolences to John and Liam's families and friends.

"The Club will be dedicating an area surrounding the Sir Bobby Robson statue for fans to pay their respects to John and Liam.

"The manager and players will also be wearing black armbands for both their games against Sydney FC and Wellington Phoenix in the Football United Tour of New Zealand.

"Arrangements will be made to pay tribute to the two men at the Club's first Premier League game against Manchester City on Sunday, 17th August. Further information regarding this will be announced in due course."

Manager Alan Pardew said: "Myself and all the players are deeply shocked and saddened by this terrible news.

"We all knew how passionately John and Liam supported the team and the Club.

"They were with us just earlier this week for our first pre-season friendly against Oldham and their dedication to travel all the way around the world to support us in New Zealand tells you all you need to know about the passion they had for Newcastle United.

"Our hearts go out to their families and friends."

http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20140718/club-statement-john-alder-and-liam-sweeney_2281670_4014219

RIP

[Munchies]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQb0uXS3CSM&list=UUGThM-ZZBba1Zl9rU-XeR-A

[Munchies]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lfRlits6WY&list=UUGThM-ZZBba1Zl9rU-XeR-A

[Letters]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/relationships/10979082/Frustrated-husband-creates-spreadsheet-of-wifes-excuses-for-not-having-sex-with-him.html

:lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/relationships/10979082/Frustrated-husband-creates-spreadsheet-of-wifes-excuses-for-not-having-sex-with-him.html

:lol:

I can't stand boasting like this shit - so he got it 3 times in one month, big fucking wow. We could all do that if we really put our mind to it.

[fakeyank]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/relationships/10979082/Frustrated-husband-creates-spreadsheet-of-wifes-excuses-for-not-having-sex-with-him.html

:lol:

Who creates an excel sheet but does not include a graph?! :unsure:

And he did not even correlate his data with his neighbors and his community in general. And what about adding drop downs to filter by 'yes/no'. Such an amateur! :rolleyes:

[Injury Time]

Who creates an excel sheet but does not include a graph?! :unsure:

And he did not even correlate his data with his neighbors and his community in general. And what about adding drop downs to filter by 'yes/no'. Such an amateur! :rolleyes:
Tbf I did the same but got rsi from the "no drop downs" <_<

[Letters]

We fart in their general direction :patrice:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy/10985111/British-inventor-builds-giant-fart-machine-to-fire-at-France.html

[Niall_Quinn]

Huge arsehole.

[Munchies]

Think I've pulled something in my back ffs.

:(

Deep heat aint working

[Xhaka Can’t]

Was it a vigorous wanking session?

[Syn]

Rain! Hopefully the temperature lowers by 3-5c.

[Letters]

Was it a vigorous wanking session?
That's the best kind.

[PGFC]

:rolleyes: Wankers

[Letters]

Nine's butler :rose:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-28493831

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Dr. Gaius/Michael Westen/Captain Malcolm :rose:

[GP]

Uhuh

[PGFC]

4.

[PGFC]

Dr. Gaius/Michael Westen/Captain Malcolm/Captain Cockwash :rose:

You're welcome.

[GP]

Still crushed by a lift after 17 years?

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28498909

Good, they have never been yours and they never will be yours so shut the fuck up about it

[Injury Time]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28498909

Good, they have never been yours and they never will be yours so shut the fuck up about it

Stupid pricks how are we supposed to read that, they want to try lurning sum Englush? :sulk:

[Letters]

Still crushed by a lift after 17 years?
floor.



(that sounded better in my head tbh :getcoat:)

[GP]

That was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains they paved paradise to put up a parking lot, a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world.

[GP]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bt0NQ0pCcAAoMqH.jpg

[Letters]

:doh:

*despairsforhumanity*

[GP]

They though the Gaza strip was a spurs kit haha lol

[Xhaka Can’t]

A sad day for the Middlesbrough Swingers Association. :(

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/76651000/jpg/_76651125_inmemory-kenny-ireland.jpg

RIP :rose:

[GP]

http://i.imgur.com/20wkEE1.jpg?1

Yeah it does!

[Munchies]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii6RVMwvRKc&list=UUvgfXK4nTYKudb0rFR6noLA

:lol:

Nothing on Chisora/Haye though

[LDG]

'Sup you cunts? :tiphat:

[Letters]

How do? :tiphat:

[Letters]

Oh the ironing...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-28656050

:doh:

[LDG]

Well this place is buzzing!!

[Letters]

:( General Chat is deader than Mike Smith these days.
It's your fault :angry: You and your fancy-dan new job.

[Munchies]

'Sup you cunts? :tiphat:

where the f you been mate?

I posted in here a while ago that I hadn't seen ya around

Good to see you back!

[LDG]

:shrug:

The place was stinking long before I went on my sabbatical.

Tbh, it ain't the job. Just was fed up with reading half the shite posted on here. But at least it's the new season....didn't even bother with the WC this year really....was all footballed out after the heart-attack FA Cup final.

[Niall_Quinn]

Oh the ironing...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-28656050

:doh:

So if I ring Bernie up and tell him I'll grass him to the tax leech, he'll give me £26mill?

[Niall_Quinn]

Well this place is buzzing!!

Lot of things going right for the club at the moment, it'll be back to normal first time we lose.

[Munchies]

:shrug:

The place was stinking long before I went on my sabbatical.

Tbh, it ain't the job. Just was fed up with reading half the shite posted on here. But at least it's the new season....didn't even bother with the WC this year really....was all footballed out after the heart-attack FA Cup final.

Yeah this place has been pretty dead recently. Hopefully it picks up with the new season starting soon!

[Niall_Quinn]

Think people might be footballed out what with the WC. Once we sign Carvalho and Hummels everything will start buzzing.

[PGFC]

Once we've lost to Palace this place will be heaving again.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Speaking of the World Cup, is it time for the section to go now?

It's just getting in the way. :rose:



.... Olympics forum?

[Letters]

Embarrassingly, I'm not sure how to remove it! :d

Could probably work it out if I tried. Stupid vBulliten CP is so complicated.

[Niall_Quinn]

Embarrassingly, I'm not sure how to remove it! :d

Could probably work it out if I tried. Stupid vBulliten CP is so complicated.

In the admin section go to Forum Admin and select Delete Forum.
When it asks, "Are you sure you want to delete the forum, this cannot be undone?", click yes. Then telnet onto the server and type fdisk. When it says, "Are you sure, this will erase all files on the drive", click yes. You may have to wait a while. When that's finished you'll see a message, "You fucked that up, didn't you?" Click yes. Job done.

[Letters]

Thanks for your help <_<

Also: *yawn*

4:45 alarm this morning, early flight to Warsaw. Was going at a more respectable time tomorrow but plans changed somI have to go today and to go later today would have meant changing airline which would have cost you, the great British tax-payer, more. No need to thank me :tiphat:


...did mean I had to get a taxi to Heathrow though as the Tube doesn't start early enough which meant it probably wasn't much different anyway. Meh.


Also: free Heathrow wifi :bow:

[LDG]

Was at Heathrow last night dropping the missus and the littleun off.

A week without them :(

What will I do with myself?




























##

[Munchies]

Was at Heathrow last night dropping the missus and the littleun off.

A week without them :(

What will I do with myself?




























##

LDGLAD :bow:

[Letters]

I got here OK. Thanks for your concern <_<

[PGFC]

:good:

Is it empty? #casuallyracist

[LDG]

Letters. Going over there. Stealing their jobs! :sulk:

[WMUG]

Speaking of migrant labour:

Having Wednesday off :bow:

Having days that aren't off :bow:

Vanquishing my slowly festering self-hatred :bow:

[LDG]

Fuckin hell I'm bored.

Come on here, and you get even more bored.

Should just stick to work.

Going home to an empty house tonight. Think I'll just wank myself to sleep.

[WMUG]

Going home to an empty house tonight. Think I'll just wank myself to sleep.

Every night at uni :woohoo:

[Syn]

Two depressing poasts in a row, WMUG. Talk to a therapist bro.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Fuckin hell I'm bored.

Come on here, and you get even more bored.

Should just stick to work.

Going home to an empty house tonight. Think I'll just wank myself to sleep.
You'd think you'd plan something different to do now the Missus is away.

[WMUG]

Two depressing poasts in a row, WMUG. Talk to a therapist bro.

First one wasn't depressing, the self hatred has been vanquished! I have a job now! I'm contributing to society (even if it's French society)!

[GP]

France :lol:

Awful society

[Niall_Quinn]

You'd think you'd plan something different to do now the Missus is away.

He's a pussy. When my missus is away I eat the whole packet of biscuits in one go. And shit like that.

[Letters]

Interesting Polish fact of the day, Lucas Fabianski's first name didn't start with an 'L', it's a Polish letter I have no idea how to type (it's an L with a line through it) which is pronounced more like a 'w'.
Wucas.

See, LDG? This place isn't boring :cool:



:(

[LDG]

He's a pussy. When my missus is away I eat the whole packet of biscuits in one go. And shit like that.

Haha. You eat shit.

[LDG]

Interesting Polish fact of the day, Lucas Fabianski's first name didn't start with an 'L', it's a Polish letter I have no idea how to type (it's an L with a line through it) which is pronounced more like a 'w'.
Wucas.

See, LDG? This place isn't boring :cool:



:(

WDG in polish, right?

[PGFC]

Wetters :)

[Letters]

WDG in polish, right?
No.

ŁDG

Charmap :bow:

[Letters]

Haha. You eat shit.
Tasty shit, tbf

[LDG]

First night of my lads weekend :dance:

Gonna have wine at home on my own :woohoo:


Oh.

:(