"Currants Bw..."

[LDG]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-28677585

:crying:

[Letters]

Yeah, I saw that earlier. :upset:


I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my granddad did.
I wouldn't want to die yelling and screaming like the passengers on the bus he was driving at the time.
:rimshot:

[LDG]

FAO Geeks.

Anyone know how to edit an xml file?

i.e. export from explorer to something (Excel??), change a number, then re-save as an xml in the same format.....

[GP]

Motherfucking toothache is a cunt

[fakeyank]

First night of my lads weekend :dance:

Gonna have wine at home on my own :woohoo:


Oh.

:(

You and your bro were supposed to be at Vegas!

[GP]

Fucking love Vegas, me.

[LDG]

You and your bro were supposed to be at Vegas!

Were we?

Shit.

[WMUG]

So apparently some people stand up to wipe their arse.

The fuck is that?

[GP]

You sit down to shit?

Fucking weirdo

[Syn]

:haha:

[Injury Time]

So apparently some people stand up to wipe their arse.

The fuck is that?
We don't all have right hand men to do that for us, deal with it! :sulk:

[Letters]

FAO Geeks.

Anyone know how to edit an xml file?

i.e. export from explorer to something (Excel??), change a number, then re-save as an xml in the same format.....
Just save it somewhere then open it in Notepad (Notepad++ is better -download it. You can set the language to XML and it lays it out nicely for you)
Then just edit the relevant part
:shrug:

[Letters]

So apparently some people stand up to wipe their arse.

The fuck is that?
I usually start the process sitting down but complete it standing up.
:cool:

[LDG]

Just save it somewhere then open it in Notepad (Notepad++ is better -download it. You can set the language to XML and it lays it out nicely for you)
Then just edit the relevant part
:shrug:

Yeah, I kinda worked that bit out.

How do you convert it back again though? Bearing in mind that it needs to be in the same format as it was before....

[Letters]

What do you mean 'convert it back'? Convert it back to what?

[LDG]

Oh fuck it. I did it myself.

Fucking geeks.

Useless wankers.

[LDG]

MD just plonked two Club Wembley tickets in front of me for Sunday :dance:

My new job :bow:

Ridiculous amounts of cash :bow:

[PGFC]

Oh fuck it. I did it myself.

Fucking geeks.

Useless wankers.

I disagree, that's what they usually excel at.

[Syn]

Feel like I should have very strong views about the Israel stuff but I don't read the news. Can I borrow someone else's? Need to start a riot at work.

[Letters]

I think for once we're supposed to be on the side of the Muslamics. 'King Jews.


In other news. Polish women are HOT! :patrice:
I'm being ignored by a completely different class of women over here :cool:

[LDG]

Feel like I should have very strong views about the Israel stuff but I don't read the news. Can I borrow someone else's? Need to start a riot at work.

"they're not that kind of country"

[Niall_Quinn]

Feel like I should have very strong views about the Israel stuff but I don't read the news. Can I borrow someone else's? Need to start a riot at work.

Very strong views aren't required, it's a simple case of right versus wrong, morality versus immorality and truth versus propaganda. By avoiding the news you have a much better chance of reaching an informed and humanitarian opinion. The Ashkenazim have gone too far this time. Unfortunately, because people read the news instead of thinking, there will probably be a global backlash against Jews. The Ashkenazim are delighted when this occurs as it prolongs their myth of the 6 million and allows them to tarnish anyone who speaks out against them as anti-Semitic. In fact they are the anti-Semites, they have no relationship to the region and they are slaughtering Palestinians. But in the Orwellian society, and particularly in the media, ignorance is strength, war is peace, and so on. Think of it this way, what could have been done against Hitler's Germany had it possessed nuclear weapons? This is the fundamental problem we face with the Zionist (illegal) state of Israel. Zionists are insane (by any reasoned definition). They wouldn't hesitate to initiate Armageddon if seriously opposed by the global forces of justice. This is why I don't blame the Americans 100% for their stance. Somebody has to keep the beast on a leash or we're all done for. Put another way, in absence of news to prompt us, how should we feel about the ultimate expression of evil, the Zionist state of Israel? We have no problems forming an opinion of Nationalist Socialist Germany, the propaganda pushed us in the opposite direction in that case. But with the Zionist state many feel there is even a question to be asked. Of course there isn't. No strong views required, just reason founded in humanitarianism and, if all else fails, a natural instinct for self preservation. We have never faced a more deadly enemy.

[Syn]

Yeah, that'll do. Don't understand a word of it but gonna c+p that into a mass email to the whole department with the subject: "Fuck you simpletons".

[Niall_Quinn]

Yeah, that'll do. Don't understand a word of it but gonna c+p that into a mass email to the whole department with the subject: "Fuck you simpletons".

Add "massive tits" somewhere in the title to bump the open rate.

[Syn]

Good call!

[GP]

Scarlet Johansson is quite attractive.

[LDG]

Breakfast beer :bow:

[GP]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItAzJD0o9NQ

[Injury Time]

Scarlet Johansson is quite attractive.

This statement lacks pictorial evidence :sulk:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Embarrassingly, I'm not sure how to remove it! :d

Could probably work it out if I tried. Stupid vBulliten CP is so complicated.

:cool:

[Niall_Quinn]

This statement lacks pictorial evidence :sulk:

http://img.answcdn.com/view:feature/cew/f36712c6/9034bd76db3c7afebfb65501a1c657f52bd05c04.jpeg?&w=300&h=250

[Injury Time]

http://img.answcdn.com/view:feature/cew/f36712c6/9034bd76db3c7afebfb65501a1c657f52bd05c04.jpeg?&w=300&h=250
This evidence does not support the statement. :sulk:

[fakeyank]

Went to watch TH14 play against Chicago fire today. The red bulls lost 0-1. I have realized I have NEVER in my 30 years of life seen my team win live at the stadium!



In other news, I have some days off next month and the tickets are at a great price to London. Think I should drop by...

[Letters]

:cool:

:lol: Thanks

Glad someone around here knows what they're doing. :d

[Letters]

Went to watch TH14 play against Chicago fire today. The red bulls lost 0-1. I have realized I have NEVER in my 30 years of life seen my team win live at the stadium!



In other news, I have some days off next month and the tickets are at a great price to London. Think I should drop by...
Lots of planes have been crashing recently so yeah, good plan :good:


*looks forward to tomorrow's flight home from Poland* :upset:

[Syn]

Ruthless move by Maccy to stop Munchies poasting about the bribery claims on GSK in the summer transfers thread.

[Niall_Quinn]

Shame, because it has been one of our best transfer windows ever in all history and we may have signed more yet. But that's all over now the mods have put their own interests above that of the club and the fans.

[GP]

Wait, what happened?

[Syn]

Wait, what happened?

Guessing it's just locked by accident.

[Niall_Quinn]

Munchies found out Letters was taking bribes (for something or other)

[GP]

http://i.imgur.com/eh7G7Ay.jpg

[Injury Time]

http://i.imgur.com/eh7G7Ay.jpg

Research going well I see...

[GP]

KNOCK
KNOCK
KNOCK KNOCK
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

Who's there?

Fibonacci

[Letters]

ilt :rose:

http://metro.co.uk/2014/08/12/man-dies-after-getting-vibrator-stuck-up-his-anus-and-waiting-too-long-to-get-medical-attention-4830046/

It's how he would have wanted to go.

[Niall_Quinn]

ilt :rose:

http://metro.co.uk/2014/08/12/man-dies-after-getting-vibrator-stuck-up-his-anus-and-waiting-too-long-to-get-medical-attention-4830046/

It's how he would have wanted to go.

Quality newspaper, has all the important news.

[Injury Time]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/11031255/Restaurant-diners-warned-on-rise-of-bank-call-scam.html

I know some of you like their food, just in case ;)

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-28783990

:d

[LDG]

F-F-F-F-Friday!!! :dance:

[Letters]

And I'm off work :dance:

[GP]

Teeth are the fucking worst design ever.

God :doh:

[hymppi]

Hi, it's been a while. Everyone's well, I assume?

[GP]

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K

[Xhaka Can’t]

Hi, it's been a while. Everyone's well, I assume?

Who are you?

[Niall_Quinn]

Who are you?

A profound welcome back.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Hi, it's been a while. Everyone's well, I assume?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VlGyMG0ksg

Is this better?

[Niall_Quinn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ9pVUx34N4

[Munchies]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnWGi-9IQAA8xDe.jpg

[Munchies]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsNVBBxIgAEp3UN.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BpESIA7IUAARW2m.jpg

[GP]

"Soap Star"

[Injury Time]

These are made up right?

[Letters]

These are made up right?

Made up by the good people at the Sport, yes.

[LDG]

Mornin :tiphat:

Bit nippy out this morning. Autumn is upon us.

[Injury Time]

Made up by the good people at the Sport, yes.

Phew *goes back to niknaks and razzle*

[Letters]

Mornin :tiphat:

Bit nippy out this morning. Autumn is upon us.
:upset:

We had a decent run this year. MrsL and me will probably have a holiday in September to get some more sun.

On leave again today :patrice:

[LDG]

:upset:

We had a decent run this year. MrsL and me will probably have a holiday in September to get some more sun.

On leave again today :patrice:

<_<

I have Friday off.....ring shopping :rolleyes:

Long weekend though :dance:

[Letters]

I have Friday off.....ring shopping :rolleyes:
:lol:

:ilt:

Actually, it wasn't too bad when we did that.

[Syn]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/bin-bag-full-of-cats-heads-discovered-near-manchesters-curry-mile-9674567.html

Catsue curry.

[Injury Time]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/bin-bag-full-of-cats-heads-discovered-near-manchesters-curry-mile-9674567.html

Catsue curry.
Van Ghoul voodoo sacrifice wasn't enough...

[LDG]

http://news.sky.com/story/1320251/man-rescued-trying-to-sail-to-us-in-300-dinghy

:lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

http://news.sky.com/story/1320251/man-rescued-trying-to-sail-to-us-in-300-dinghy

:lol:

Sounds like he got done by a dodgy map seller.

[Injury Time]

1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.


2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.


3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.


4. Their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.


5. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other day that blew them off.


6. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?


7. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.


8. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.


9. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.


10. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster, and 50% are just plain filthy.


11. The next door neighbour has got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore.


12. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.


13. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.


14. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and now is in three pieces.


15. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me.


16. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.


17. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it.


18. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.


19. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife..


20. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction.


21. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2.


22. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.

:d

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I may be a miserable shit, but is anyone else getting a bit bored of that fucking ice bucket thing?

[Injury Time]

I may be a miserable shit, but is anyone else getting a bit bored of that fucking ice bucket thing?

Shut up you miserable shit. Did Rafa Benitez do his?

[GP]

I may be a miserable shit, but is anyone else getting a bit bored of that fucking ice bucket thing?

Have you seen the Foo Fighters one? Hilarious, tbh

[Niall_Quinn]

I may be a miserable shit, but is anyone else getting a bit bored of that fucking ice bucket thing?

Contemptible and pitiful puke inducing pleas for attention are the norm these days, boring or not.

[Injury Time]

Contemptible and pitiful puke inducing pleas for attention are the norm these days, boring or not.

Enough about your posts, what about the ice bucketing?

:run:

[Niall_Quinn]

Enough about your posts, what about the ice bucketing?

:run:

It's cool

[Letters]

I may be a miserable shit, but is anyone else getting a bit bored of that fucking ice bucket thing?

Thought it was pretty boring in the first place tbh

[Munchies]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=r-_oiGf78d8

http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article2280617.ece/alternates/s615/Manager-David-Moyes-shocked.jpg

[Letters]

Athiests, I give you your high priest:

http://www.theguardian.com/science/2014/aug/21/richard-dawkins-immoral-not-to-abort-a-downs-syndrome-foetus

:rolleyes:

[Niall_Quinn]

Athiests, I give you your high priest:

http://www.theguardian.com/science/2014/aug/21/richard-dawkins-immoral-not-to-abort-a-downs-syndrome-foetus

:rolleyes:

Strong danger of us agreeing on this one, so let's just leave it in case it doesn't get nasty.

[Letters]

:lol: I think that would be best all round.

[The Wengerbabies]

Athiests, I give you your high priest:

http://www.theguardian.com/science/2014/aug/21/richard-dawkins-immoral-not-to-abort-a-downs-syndrome-foetus

:rolleyes:
Whats the problem?

Why would you knowingly bring a disabled child into the world?

[Nozza!]

Whats the problem?

Why would you knowingly bring a disabled child into the world?


Oi, geezers, I dunno, why don't you ask Letter's mum...

[Letters]

Oi, geezers, I dunno, why don't you ask Letter's mum...

Oi, Nozza!
If you're going to insult me at least get the apostrophe in the right place...

[Marc Overmars]

I think I'd consider an abortion if my kid to be was going to be disabled tbh.

Having a kid is a huge enough commitment in itself but essentially needing to be a carer for rest of your life is another ball game.

[Letters]

I guess it depends on the extent of the disability, the kids potential quality of life etc.

It's a difficult area but to say it's 'immoral' to have a child with Down's...that obviously isn't a condition (if that's the right word) which means someone has no quality of life and can't achieve anything. More Dawkins WUMming.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

I guess it depends on the extent of the disability, the kids potential quality of life etc.

It's a difficult area but to say it's 'immoral' to have a child with Down's...that obviously isn't a condition (if that's the right word) which means someone has no quality of life and can't achieve anything. More Dawkins WUMming.

Aren't you essentially playing the same game you accuse Athiests of, trying to use one person as a paradigm example of the entire mentality....Richard Dawkins represents me as much as Jerry Falwell represents you.

Whilst i don't think it's immoral to bring a child with Down's Syndrome into the world, to be honest i can certainly understand why a potential mother wouldn't carry that child through to term.

[GP]

I think I'd consider an abortion if my kid to be was going to be disabled tbh.

Having a kid is a huge enough commitment in itself but essentially needing to be a carer for rest of your life is another ball game.

Yeah man, if it's gonna be a veg just zap that sucker.

[LDG]

Used to be called a jumpoline til your mum had a go on it.

[GP]

Oh snap!

[Injury Time]

Oh snap!
You got the power! :unsure:

[Letters]

Aren't you essentially playing the same game you accuse Athiests of, trying to use one person as a paradigm example of the entire mentality....Richard Dawkins represents me as much as Jerry Falwell represents you.
:d Yes, I guess I am, it's a fair cop. I wasn't being entirely serious but he does set himself up as the leader of the atheists. Well, he certainly makes the most noise about it all anyway

Whilst i don't think it's immoral to bring a child with Down's Syndrome into the world, to be honest i can certainly understand why a potential mother wouldn't carry that child through to term.
I think that's a fairly reasonable opinion that most people would take.

[Syn]

Bloody Mary 1-0 Hangover.

[Injury Time]

Bloody Mary 1-0 Hangover.
Red wings? Nice :sick:
:coney:

[GP]

I went out on a date with a girl a bit late, she had so many friends

[Munchies]

This Notting Hill Carnival is a pile of fucking shit

Had to pass through it today.

Fucking idiots with the loud music blasting out and everything that goes along with having alot of ..... in an area

[Letters]

Went a few years ago to see what all the fuss is about.
Yeah. It's rubbish. Awful music and far fewer half-naked ladies than I'd been led to believe <_<

[Munchies]

I didn't go to it out of choice, buses were all diverted and what not. Have to go tomorrow when it's going to be even busier :faint:

Loads of fat African women in their stupid outfits :sick: .

They should just cancel this shit, all a load of bollocks

[Injury Time]

For Lettuce re affect etc ;)
http://static5.sdith-images.com/media/catalog/product/cache/7/thumbnail/464x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/i/m/image_16353_1_195315_1_38903_1_48_1_241937.jpg

[Letters]

Thanks. :blink:



Nah, still don't get it :(

[GP]

lol your stupid

[WMUG]

Thanks. :blink:



Nah, still don't get it :(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIvrDsnKuQ8

[Munchies]

lol your stupid

roflmaolols

[Munchies]

Pretty pleased it's pissing down with rain at the carnival, hope the fuckers get drenched so when I pass through later on it's easy to go through and out

[Letters]

You've been quiet. Soon as grammar gets a mention... <_<

That was at WMUG btw

[Letters]

Pretty pleased it's pissing down with rain at the carnival, hope the fuckers get drenched so when I pass through later on it's easy to go through and out

:lol: looking forward to tomorrow's obligatory photo in the paper of a policeman dancing with the festival goers :rolleyes:

[GP]

:lol: looking forward to tomorrow's obligatory photo in the paper of a policeman dancing with the festival goers :rolleyes:

http://i.imgur.com/woDEGiZ.jpg

[Munchies]

http://i.imgur.com/woDEGiZ.jpg

lol, there are a few like that on the daily mail page for it

[Letters]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIvrDsnKuQ8
Wow. What an annoying prick he is.

[Syn]

He looks annoying but I watched it all and it was actually quite funny.

[WMUG]

You've been quiet. Soon as grammar gets a mention... <_<

That was at WMUG btw

Having studied linguistics for a year, I've done somewhat of a 180 on that topic.

Doesn't mean shit doesn't still annoy me though <_<

[Letters]

Guns don't kill people, 9 year old girls being taught to use sodding great machine guns kill people

http://www.itv.com/news/update/2014-08-26/shooting-instructor-killed-by-nine-year-old-girl/

:doh:

[Injury Time]

Guns don't kill people, 9 year old girls being taught to use sodding great machine guns kill people

http://www.itv.com/news/update/2014-08-26/shooting-instructor-killed-by-nine-year-old-girl/

:doh:
She wouldn't get in to the child army in Africa with shooting like that :sulk:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Unlucky.

The odds of anything going wrong when you give a 9 year old an Uzi must be astronomical.

[Munchies]

Kinda crazy how you can go into a store and get a gun

[Niall_Quinn]

We won't be laughing at the yanks when the time comes to use those guns. Instead we'll be sitting here with spoons crying please don't hurt me.

[WMUG]

Yeah, all those hicks with shotguns are really gonna stick it to the greatest militarised force humankind has ever known.

[GP]

Yeah, all those hicks with shotguns are really gonna stick it to the greatest militarised force humankind has ever known.

The Galactic Empire?

[WMUG]

The Galactic Empire?

The Galactic Empire.

[Niall_Quinn]

Yeah, all those hicks with shotguns are really gonna stick it to the greatest militarised force humankind has ever known.

Not talking about fighting pigs and traitors in uniform, talking about self defence when the pigs run away, which they will. It won't be pretty when scum are ruling the streets. At least it will happen in the US first so we'll have some advance warning.

[GP]

If I was allowed to own guns, I'd have hundreds.

[WMUG]

Not talking about fighting pigs and traitors in uniform, talking about self defence when the pigs run away, which they will. It won't be pretty when scum are ruling the streets. At least it will happen in the US first so we'll have some advance warning.Will they?

[Niall_Quinn]

Will they?

They've been militarised but without the training. They'll stomp about for a bit but that will just make their situation more hopeless. We've seen it in other nations when they start to collapse, the pigs blend in with the population.

[Letters]

Will they?

Nope :coffee:

[Niall_Quinn]

LOL, coppers don't protect and serve you now.

[Niall_Quinn]

So maybe the ice bucket challenge isn't all bad...
http://instagram.com/p/sNWcuBJgyQ/

[WMUG]

So maybe the ice bucket challenge isn't all bad...
http://instagram.com/p/sNWcuBJgyQ/

:sick:

[Niall_Quinn]

:sick:

You'll view girls very differently when you get older - trust me.

[WMUG]

What I have learned:
When I was 13, I wanted a girlfriend with big tits.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen. She cried all the time and threatened suicide. So, I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another; never settling on anything. She did mad, impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So, I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.

[Letters]

Tits are awesome tbf

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Tits are awesome tbf

You are a tit, how come you're not awesome


:rimshot:

[Injury Time]

What I have learned:
When I was 13, I wanted a girlfriend with big tits.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen. She cried all the time and threatened suicide. So, I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another; never settling on anything. She did mad, impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So, I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a man with no tits.
Whatever floats your boat :coney:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Not talking about fighting pigs and traitors in uniform, talking about self defence when the pigs run away, which they will. It won't be pretty when scum are ruling the streets. At least it will happen in the US first so we'll have some advance warning.
It will all be quelled when NBC announce a 'Friends' reunion.

[Letters]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4H2JHp5XOQ

tbh

[Xhaka Can’t]

Haven't clicked the link, but can guess what it is. Poolside internet is so slow.

[Letters]

#firstworldproblems.


Where are you?!

[Xhaka Can’t]

Kefalonia. Been here nearly two weeks.

[Letters]

You are a tit, how come you're not awesome


:rimshot:

A belated: <_<

[Niall_Quinn]

It will all be quelled when NBC announce a 'Friends' reunion.

Yep - I'm using NBC season schedules as my early warning system. Never fails. When they release a show called Bread and Circuses I'm heading for my island retreat.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

If I had an Island retreat, I'd already be there. The human race has long since passed the point of being worth saving

Anyway this one of yours?....many uninhibited young women there I'm assuming?

[Niall_Quinn]

If I had an Island retreat, I'd already be there. The human race has long since passed the point of being worth saving

Anyway this one of yours?....many uninhibited young women there I'm assuming?

I got to pick three people. I chose Martin Samuel, Robbie Savage and Piers Morgan.

You're welcome to join us, just let me know when you are arriving.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

I got to pick three people. I chose Martin Samuel, Robbie Savage and Piers Morgan.

You're welcome to join us, just let me know when you are arriving.

Martin Samuel I can understand, you just keep him in your larder full of salt until the food runs out but Morgan has no meat on him and Savage you'd just choke on his ridiculous hair.

[Niall_Quinn]

I was more thinking in terms of murder victims so I didn't get bored.

Samuel I'd kill last - although I might be lying. His latest tantrum after his gypos got a tough draw is a corker:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2737164/Champions-League-draw-tedious-bent-travesty-rewards-mediocre-old-guard-instead-domestic-champions.html

[Letters]

http://www.rollonfriday.co.uk/TheNews/EuropeNews/tabid/58/Id/3506/fromTab/36/currentIndex/6/Default.aspx

:lol:

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

I was more thinking in terms of murder victims so I didn't get bored.

Samuel I'd kill last - although I might be lying. His latest tantrum after his gypos got a tough draw is a corker:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2737164/Champions-League-draw-tedious-bent-travesty-rewards-mediocre-old-guard-instead-domestic-champions.html

What an objectionable lump of filth he is, he truly belongs at the Daily Mail

[Niall_Quinn]

Terror level raised to SEVERE :o: :upset: :console:

For maximum safety go to Brooks's on St. James' as turrurists seem oddly reluctant to attack the establishment since the IRA fucked off.

Cameron tells us ISIS has sent apologies for their late arrival but still intend to attack here very soon. They have had trouble getting ferry seats during the busy school holiday period. This following the cancellation of their jihad against Israel, which they failed to wage all our war upon preferring instead to slaughter Muslims. With such a similar ideology to the Israelis, could this be a love match in the making?

[Master Splinter]

Jeff Powell :haha:.

[Niall_Quinn]

Good article on the ass-kicking the yanks are getting in Ukraine and why Uncle Tom needed to create a phantom Russian invasion.
http://www.counterpunch.org/2014/08/29/obamas-catastrophic-defeat-in-ukraine/

[Munchies]

Jennifer Lawrence :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

This Jennifer Lawrence, any good?

[Letters]

Jennifer Lawrence :bow:
Pics or GTFO

[LDG]

:yawn:

2 months until D-Day

:ilt:

[Letters]

Jennifer Lawrence :bow:

Oh I see....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/29008876

[Letters]

:yawn:

2 months until D-Day

:ilt:
Same sex for the rest of your life :bow:

[Letters]

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/peterwhathaveyoudone.png

:lol:

[GP]

Same sex for the rest of your life :bow:

Same sex relationships :bow:

[Thierrymon]

:lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Lunatics assembling aggressive force to counter imaginary Russian aggression, how far they'll go to prop up their bankrupt dollar is anyone's guess. Hopefully not too far.


Nato is to create a 4,000-strong "spearhead" high-readiness force that can be deployed rapidly in eastern Europe and the Baltic states to help protect member nations against potential Russian aggression, according to Nato officials. Leaders from the 28 Nato countries are expected to approve the plan at the alliance's summit in Wales when the Ukraine crisis tops the agenda on Friday.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/sep/01/nato-high-readiness-spearhead-force-counter-russian-threat

[Niall_Quinn]

Suitable for work

http://omfgdogs.com/

[Niall_Quinn]

For maths buffs:
http://alpha61.com/primenumbershittingbear/

[Niall_Quinn]

In case you need to lease a car:
http://www.lingscars.com/

[Niall_Quinn]

September already, before we know it it will be Christmas. Here's a way you can check:
https://isitchristmas.com/

[Munchies]

September already, before we know it it will be Christmas. Here's a way you can check:
https://isitchristmas.com/

:lol:

[Munchies]

Suitable for work

http://omfgdogs.com/

what a tune

[Syn]

Suitable for work

http://omfgdogs.com/

Nearly killed me.


For maths buffs:
http://alpha61.com/primenumbershittingbear/

Not bad. 7/13.


In case you need to lease a car:
http://www.lingscars.com/

Nearly killed my computer.


September already, before we know it it will be Christmas. Here's a way you can check:
https://isitchristmas.com/

Harrods opened their Christmas section last week. Don't worry I don't shop there, I heard it on Maaa-gic one-oh-five-point-fourrr.

[Munchies]

wow at that dog site

Shit has made me very tired so I'm gonna head off in abit

Amazing.

[Niall_Quinn]

The article itself is just a summary of the latest authoritarian bullshit from the nanny state and the cunts in local government. Not much to see, the usual green and pleasant land stuff. But look at the comments LOL. These maggot people are the reason why government prevails in the first place. The statute book that reaches from here to the moon is only possible because of the maggot people. In the morning parents park their car outside my house for a few minutes. In the afternoon they do the same. I'm a grumpy, anti-social fuck but even I can't get wound up over something so trivial. How fucking pathetic do you have to be to get wound up over something that doesn't bother me LOL?

If a council worker comes up to me demanding money I'll punch him in the face, btw.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2742758/100-fine-park-near-school-New-powers-target-parents.html

[Letters]

If they spent as much time and energy on our immigration and borders as they do in fining us we would be so much better off

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2742758/100-fine-park-near-school-New-powers-target-parents.html#ixzz3CL5ILurV
Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

:haha:

Textbook.

[LDG]

IBS. What a shitter

[Letters]

In case you need to lease a car:
http://www.lingscars.com/

View the source of the page... :d

[GP]

Joan Rivers has died

[WMUG]

The article itself is just a summary of the latest authoritarian bullshit from the nanny state and the cunts in local government. Not much to see, the usual green and pleasant land stuff. But look at the comments LOL. These maggot people are the reason why government prevails in the first place. The statute book that reaches from here to the moon is only possible because of the maggot people. In the morning parents park their car outside my house for a few minutes. In the afternoon they do the same. I'm a grumpy, anti-social fuck but even I can't get wound up over something so trivial. How fucking pathetic do you have to be to get wound up over something that doesn't bother me LOL?

If a council worker comes up to me demanding money I'll punch him in the face, btw.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2742758/100-fine-park-near-school-New-powers-target-parents.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O33hDb8kIDA

[Niall_Quinn]

Like I said, in the face.

[Niall_Quinn]

Joan Rivers has died

Missed that.

Was it natural causes or did she fall into her own mouth?

[WMUG]

Like I said, in the face.

Tragedy of the commons doe, innit?

[Niall_Quinn]

Tragedy of the commons doe, innit?

No, identification friend or foe. Every one of these specious justifications for government excludes all possibility that society could organise without obese centralisation. It's easy to justify anything if every alternative is disqualified. The world would grind to a halt if we didn't have traffic wardens and parking fines. How convenient. Government makes people lazy and stupid and then it hires half of these lazy and stupid people to steal a living from the other half. The alternative is education and personal responsibility. That would be a scenario where enlightened people cooperate. Impossible, because human nature wouldn't allow it. You'd always get scum bags seeking to take advantage. That's why we need politicians and traffic wardens. Oh wait... :doh:

[Letters]

Missed that.

Was it natural causes or did she fall into her own mouth?

:lol: never thought she was funny tbh.

[GP]

:lol: never thought she was funny tbh.

Women aren't funny.

[Niall_Quinn]

:lol: never thought she was funny tbh.

Last I heard she was cheering on the Israelis on TV, urging them to lay into Hamas (which is their code word for slightly browner people).

What goes around.

[Master Splinter]

Last I heard she was cheering on the Israelis on TV, urging them to lay into Hamas (which is their code word for slightly browner people).

What goes around.

Was she killed by cheering brown people?

[Xhaka Can’t]

Confirmed official.

http://www.isjoanriversdeadyet.com/

At least she died doing what she loved, undergoing surgery.

[LDG]

The wine was nice last night.

This morning, I feel pretty shit if I'm honest.

[Letters]

Women aren't funny.
Sexist!

There's Miranda Hart, Sarah Millican, er...yeah, you're right to be fair.

[WMUG]

The alternative is education and personal responsibility. That would be a scenario where enlightened people cooperate.


I admire but don't share your optimism :lol:

[Letters]

Education and personal responsibility?
In a country where The Sun, The X Factor and Jeremy Kyle are all popular?
Yeah, good luck with that.

:haha:

[LDG]

Education and personal responsibility?
In a country where The Sun, The X Factor and Jeremy Kyle are all popular?
Yeah, good luck with that.

:haha:

Are you saying that people are incapable of immersing themselves in things which require effort, imagination and intelligence to find?

You'll be calling people lazy next.

[Letters]

Are you saying that people are incapable of immersing themselves in things which require effort, imagination and intelligence to find?

You'll be calling people lazy next.
I would reply to that at length but I can't be arsed.



:rimshot:

[Niall_Quinn]

I admire but don't share your optimism :lol:

It's not optimism, it's necessity. Eventually mankind has to break away from the two great evils of government and money to restart the progression of the species. Why not now? As always, these things don't need to happen overnight. Smaller government is achievable. Devolution, achievable. Commencing the eradication of statute law, achievable. Or at least try to halt the trend in the opposite direction. At the same time the law has to become more accessible. There's absolutely no reason why we need a protected technocrat class to codify and encode the law. We already have a system of voluntary magistrates, but these fuckers in the main deny their oath by pandering to the requirements of state rather than acting as impartial arbiters. Curtailment of corporate entitlement and the reduction of corporation rights, including removal of person status, achievable. Abolition of fractional reserve banking and the fiat currency, abolition of the central banks that engineer the expansion and contraction of the money supply for the benefit of the few. Achievable. Why do we need people to stop reading the Sun to achieve these things?

Right now Scotland is having a serious debate about its future. Should this be abandoned because some Scottish people are thick and/or like to watch the X-Factor? If the yes vote prevails, although I suspect there are safeguards in place to ensure it doesn't, the government is automatically smaller and more devolved so already that's a step on the right path. This is an active example of the possibilities. To write off any attempt at progress because it is challenging is to perpetuate a system that has already catastrophically failed. Obscene inequality, constant war, systemic corruption, global pollution, moral depravity, these are the hallmarks of the current system. There are beneficial aspects to the system too, all of which could be replicated under an alternative without the undesirable burden. At the moment we still have a choice, in the near future we won't. The ignorance and irresponsibility of regular people is a popular theme with those who seek to preserve the status quo, but talk to people one on one and you'll see there's a lot more to them than the Daily Cunt would have you believe. Who benefits most from persuading everyone that nothing can change? We're our own best jailers when we believe shit like that.

[Syn]

NQ works in the public sector. Nailed on.

[Niall_Quinn]

NQ works in the public sector. Nailed on.

He does not. And never would under any circumstances.

[LDG]

He's a very angry young man.

[Niall_Quinn]

He's a very angry young man.

I'm not young you fucker, I'm big boned!

[Xhaka Can’t]

NQ works in the public sector. Nailed on.
Your betting prowess continues.

Are you homeless yet?

[Letters]

He does not. And never would under any circumstances.

You should try it. Less money, granted, but no-one cares whether you're here or not.
:patrice:

[Syn]

Your betting prowess continues.

Are you homeless yet?

Nope. ladbrokes let me sleep at their offices since I'm the reason they're still in the green.

[Syn]

You should try it. Less money, granted, but no-one cares whether you're here or not.
:patrice:

It's true. 37.5 hour contract :haha:

try 22.

[LDG]

It's true. 37.5 hour contract :haha:

try 22.

With Flexi-Time included, pub every day, finish at 4.30 on Friday, and be off sick whenever you want because nobody ever gets sacked unless you shoot someone in the face.

[Letters]

With Flexi-Time included, pub every day, finish at 4.30 on Friday, and be off sick whenever you want because nobody ever gets sacked unless you shoot someone in the face.

You forgot to mention the pension.
Obviously I'll have a massive heart attack in my 50s but MrsL will be loaded :cool:

[LDG]

You forgot to mention the pension.
Obviously I'll have a massive heart attack in my 50s but MrsL will be loaded :cool:

I didn't want to mention the pension for fear of Gary getting all upset :good:

[Niall_Quinn]

You should try it. Less money, granted, but no-one cares whether you're here or not.
:patrice:

You're probably right, but taxpayers ought to care if you think things through. I don't have any issues with lower level civil servants. Successive governments have created this public service mess, it's not the fault of the population that a large sector of the job market is funded at taxpayer expense (beyond the fact people still continue to vote for these politician cunts). HMRC cunts obviously excluded, anyone who works for that mob is a piece of shit by default. Same goes for the intelligence (sic) services. For me personally, I simply could never justify being in service to the state. It would go against everything I believe in.

[Niall_Quinn]

Weekly update from the OSCE Observer Mission at the Russian Checkpoints Gukovo and Donetsk, 28 August until 08:00, 3 September 2014

Throughout the week, the OTs noticed a net increase of young people (both men and women) wearing military-style dress crossing the border in both directions but did not observe any weapons among these groups.

http://www.osce.org/om/123151

Uncle Tom and his lapdog Cameron tell us there is an ongoing Russian invasion of Ukraine. Lies as evidenced by the facts. There is only one warmonger in this conflict, the west and its illegitimate puppet fascist (in the true sense of the word) regime.

From the makers of other classics such as Saudi Tanks at the Border, Babies Being Thrown From Incubators, 45 Minutes to Death, We Know Where the WMD Are, Vietnamese Gunboats Open Fire and Remember the Maine. Lies, lies, lies, to start wars. Nobody is the good guy, but it's not hard to spot the bad guys. If they have their way they'll have another war. This time against Russia, if you can even fathom something so insane.

[LDG]

5.45am on a Saturday morning.

For fucks sake.

[Munchies]

5.45am on a Saturday morning.

For fucks sake.

Better than having an early start, going to the bus stop and seeing the next bus is in 20 minutes and having to leg it there ffs

[WMUG]

Testing: yid. yids.

[WMUG]

Tesing: yid. yids.

Oh, it was the old board.

[GP]

Oh, it was the old board.

Frelling daffodil

[WMUG]

feck off you nappy

[Xhaka Can’t]

Stop acting like a friend of Dorothy.

[Letters]

Cripps was the biggest twat on here.


:cool:

[Letters]

Gawd bless 'em!

http://www.itv.com/thismorning/hot-topics/congratulations-duke-and-duchess-cambridge-expecting-second-child

:bow:

[Injury Time]

Gawd bless 'em!

http://www.itv.com/thismorning/hot-topics/congratulations-duke-and-duchess-cambridge-expecting-second-child

:bow:
Needs to start pulling out tbh :sulk:

[Letters]

Needs to start pulling out tbh :sulk:

The Royal Penis :bow:

[Letters]

:lol: Pistorius cleared of murder.

I'm stumped

:rimshot:


Might still be found guilty of manslaughter though. :popcorn:

[Niall_Quinn]

OJ the Sequel (Money never sleeps)

[Injury Time]

Cripps was the biggest twat on here.


:cool:
You've taken the new role in your stride tbf.
:run:

:ninja:

[Xhaka Can’t]

:lol:

[Letters]

You've taken the new role in your stride tbf.
:run:

:ninja:

:lol:


<_<

[fakeyank]

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-echochambers-29168898

For NQ to read and enjoy..

[Niall_Quinn]

Crappy article designed to turn the rich against the poor and middle classes. We have TV shows over here for the purpose. Takes the heat off the criminal classes if we all fight ourselves. Also covers up and misdirects from a couple of studies done recently that show a clear picture of how the typical yank and brit are getting fucked in the arse by a tiny minority of vampires. My policy has always been the same. A cull of 50K of the most undesirable and then live and let live. I have no problems with people who make a fortune through work or innovation. Cunts who inherit stolen properly because they think they were ordained by God to rule, or cunts who rig markets to shave a percentage, well they're in the 50K bracket.

[Letters]

Guilty of Culpable Homicide :popcorn:
And one other firearms offence.

[GP]

didn't have a leg to stand on haha lol needcoffee

[Letters]

loooooooooooooool



as the kids are saying.

[GP]

loooooooooooooool



as the kids are saying.

Laugh out out out out out out out out out loud

[Munchies]

Laugh out out out out out out out out out loud

roflmow

[LDG]

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/s526x395/10421521_631459880302209_7283240823419278577_n.jpg ?oh=917b16a2a36bbebc8dc31b4e8f5555a2&oe=5490F4F1

[Letters]

I guess culpable homiciderer doesn't scan.

[PGFC]

Tried to find a rhyme for Culpable Homicide but must confess I'm stumped.

[LDG]

It's rather difficult to think of anything off the hip.






Though, I did like the valentines day rhyme:

Rose are red
Violets are glorious
Try not to scare
Oscar Pistorious

[Letters]

He doesn't have legs.

[LDG]

Much like your jokes

[Syn]

Cold blooded murder, no place to hide.
A backhander later, it's culpable homocide.

[GP]

Ordered an iphone :doh:

[Injury Time]

Ordered an iphone :doh:
Was that his excuse?

Fair enough.

[GP]

What?

[Syn]

Ordered an iphone :doh:

The new one? Isn't it £700 or summat?

[GP]

The new one? Isn't it £700 or summat?

lol nah.

Yeah.

[Niall_Quinn]

The new one? Isn't it £700 or summat?

Around £780 for the basic model. You have to hand it to these guys, they know how to take the piss.

[Munchies]

Around £780 for the basic model. You have to hand it to these guys, they know how to take the piss.

dont get the hype myself

android phones have had the same shit for the last 3-4 years

I see no reason to upgrade, my htc android phone from 2-3 yeaars ago has a bigger screen than it!

[Injury Time]

What?

Thought that was Pistorious excuse that got him off.

[Niall_Quinn]

dont get the hype myself

android phones have had the same shit for the last 3-4 years

I see no reason to upgrade, my htc android phone from 2-3 yeaars ago has a bigger screen than it!

I haven't had a mobile for about 5 years now. Best decision I ever made getting rid of the stupid thing. Won't be getting that stupid fuck ugly watch either, haven't worn a watch for years. Working on a device that will beam pictures of me fucking their mother to google glass users. Not just nice fucking either, really nasty shit.

[Injury Time]

I haven't had a mobile for about 5 years now. Best decision I ever made getting rid of the stupid thing. Won't be getting that stupid fuck ugly watch either, haven't worn a watch for years. Working on a device that will beam pictures of me fucking their mother to google glass users. Not just nice fucking either, really nasty shit.
You were caught on camera earlier...
http://crayfisher.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/nfdemotivational-posters-tin-foil-hats.jpg

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

I haven't had a mobile for about 5 years now. Best decision I ever made getting rid of the stupid thing. Won't be getting that stupid fuck ugly watch either, haven't worn a watch for years. Working on a device that will beam pictures of me fucking their mother to google glass users. Not just nice fucking either, really nasty shit.

If they can see it in a holographic form a bit like Luke Skywalker in Return of the Jedi than i'm all for it


And my mother is very frail, so as much as i appreciate the sentiment...if you defile her i will be forced to do business with the Russians in order to provide me with a nuclear scientist and enough plutonium in order to construct a device capable of destroying London and the home counties...killing not only you but most likely anyone who has ever associated with you either face to face or on here.
It won't be personal...it's the way i operate.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Also was rather disappointed to learn that Wenger considers himself a practicing catholic....that's not going to help dispell those rather unsavoury rumours that circulated when he first took charge of the club.

I'm sorry if this appears Sectarian. but bloody Papists...they are as big a nusiance as the Muzzas.

[Niall_Quinn]

You were caught on camera earlier...
http://crayfisher.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/nfdemotivational-posters-tin-foil-hats.jpg

???

You have to get a tin foil hat if you prefer not to be disturbed by people texting you all the time or some stupid device telling you how you feel? You are a conspiracy theorist if you won't drop £1K+ on the latest consumer fads? Seriously though, think about that for a minute.

Marketing :bow:

Shepherding :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

If they can see it in a holographic form a bit like Luke Skywalker in Return of the Jedi than i'm all for it


And my mother is very frail, so as much as i appreciate the sentiment...if you defile her i will be forced to do business with the Russians in order to provide me with a nuclear scientist and enough plutonium in order to construct a device capable of destroying London and the home counties...killing not only you but most likely anyone who has ever associated with you either face to face or on here.
It won't be personal...it's the way i operate.

Is this some sort of admission you have bought google goggles?

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

no i was just politely asking you not to violate my mother, regardless on what device you would send me the information on

[WMUG]

Ordered an iphone :doh:

Why?

[Xhaka Can’t]

Check out the eating and drinking thread.

[GP]

Why?

Marketing