"Currants Bw..."

[Niall_Quinn]

What's wrong with Open Office for free? It can read and write Microsoft shite.

You can get Office on physical disks or as a download from the cloud - 365 sounds like a yearly download licence. Probably cheaper because you don't get the box and disks. Check Amazon for Office 2010 - probably a lot cheaper than the latest version but will be compatible and just as goodbad.

[Marc Overmars]

I'd still be using Office 2003 if I could. :cloud9:

Also, does Windows 8 have it's own Email client, like Outlook Express?

[Niall_Quinn]

I'd still be using Office 2003 if I could. :cloud9:

Also, does Windows 8 have it's own Email client, like Outlook Express?

That's like asking, "What does it feel like once the main symptoms of Ebola take hold?" I can't answer, because I've never had Ebola. Neither have I contracted Windows 8. Can't help you there, you'll have to track down a victim and see if you can get them to admit the answer.

[GP]

Friday

http://i.imgur.com/fKjFwoO.gif

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Sunday #yawn

[GP]

http://i.imgur.com/uRzprXO.gif

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Hectic monday morning.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Hectic monday morning.

Did it include an impromptu fire drill ?

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

No a shit load of emails and failed meetings.

[GP]

http://cummingordrumming.com/#

[Letters]

...should I click that at work?

[WMUG]

...should I click that at work?

Um... Yeah! Go ahead!

[Marc Overmars]

Christmas decorations already up in the some corners of the office. :lol:

[Letters]

No! :angry:
No, no, no!

<_<

Week before Christmas, IMO.

In Poland this week. It's FREEZING.

[Letters]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/lee-evans-im-retiring-comedy-4658934

Lee Evans did comedy? :unsure:

[Syn]

Worst comedian out there.

[GP]

I love how he comes up with fresh material for every tour lol jk

[GP]

I guess the engagement is off...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2841581/Michael-Phelps-girlfriend-admits-born-male-describes-amazing-sex-Olympic-swimmer.html

[PGFC]

Worst comedian out there.

Harsh on Letters but...

[Letters]

Harsh on Letters but...

When I was young people laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian.



Well, they aren't laughing now... :cool:


:unsure:

[Xhaka Can’t]

The mystery of who stole Bob Monkhouse's joke book has been solved.

[Letters]

That one was a Monkhouse original actually.
:dance:

[Xhaka Can’t]

http://thatsthejoke.net/thatsthejoke.jpg

[Letters]

Meh. You might not have known that.

Polish food :bow:
Polish women :bow: :bow:

[GP]

http://i.imgur.com/HFteBy5.png

[LDG]

:lol:

Bouncey bouncey weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[PGFC]

splat.

[milla]

http://i.imgur.com/HFteBy5.png

:haha:

[LDG]

:cold:

[Letters]

Innit. A week in Warsaw helped me acclimatise though.

[LDG]

It was a morning where I really regretted not investing in an car ice scraper yet.....stupid cold hands scraping with a Tesco Clubcard :(

[Letters]

:lol: Aren't they about a fiver?!

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Nah, clubcards are free :good:

[Letters]

#Wenger

[GP]

Do not forget, we also have Nectar card who can scrape there.

[LDG]

Do not forget, we also have Nectar card who can scrape there.

If you are to look at the level of points between nectar and clubcard, can you say that they are of the same consistency?

I must say, I have taken more points from clubcard this season than any other human being. Nectar has not the same quality we like.

Asda? I don't want to talk about this.

[Marc Overmars]

I was working in Camden today as we opened a new office, I'll probably be there full time from the new year.

Going to grow a beard, stock up on skinny jeans, pretend I care about 70's music and vintage clothes, and eat all that Chinese "street food" you can't get anywhere else even though you can.

Fucking love hipsters and them foreign types, me.

[Syn]

Great place.

[Injury Time]

I was working in Camden today as we opened a new office, I'll probably be there full time from the new year.

Going to grow a beard, stock up on skinny jeans, pretend I care about 70's music and vintage clothes, and eat all that Chinese "street food" you can't get anywhere else even though you can.

Fucking love hipsters and them foreign types, me.
You're now 10% sexier, potential for 2% away from domination of the shagging stakes if you complete the move and deliver on your manifesto.## :bow: ##

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Wisdom tooth out. Ouch.

[Letters]

I had all of mine out at once. I'm hardcore.
Wasn't too bad actually, they sedated me enough during it that I don't remember a thing about it.
Was a bit sore for a few days and eating was a bit tricky but after about a week it was fine.

[Xhaka Can’t]

I reckn SWAYR would've removed them for free.

[Niall_Quinn]

I had all of mine out at once. I'm hardcore.
Wasn't too bad actually, they sedated me enough during it that I don't remember a thing about it.
Was a bit sore for a few days and eating was a bit tricky but after about a week it was fine.

Sedated :haha:

What a pussy. Can't imagine why any proper bloke would want to be sedated for something like that - unless they knew what it was like beforehand.

At least I now have the training to avoid spilling the beans if I get captured by enemy agents and tortured. Which could happen.

[Letters]

I had all 4 wisdom teeth out and the tooth next to the lower right (my right) one too.
I didn't want to know anything about it.

And I had private dental insurance then.

So :p

[Niall_Quinn]

So basically you don't have any teeth?

[Xhaka Can’t]

Neither will you if you don't respect his imaginary authority.

[Letters]

I have 5 fewer teeth than I used to, 4 wisdom and 1 'normal'.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lggwjfuSXJ1qgllp5o1_500.png

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

I had all of mine out at once. I'm hardcore.
Wasn't too bad actually, they sedated me enough during it that I don't remember a thing about it.
Was a bit sore for a few days and eating was a bit tricky but after about a week it was fine.

Still sore. Suppose it will take a few days for the pain to go away. Had soup today and I bloody hate soup.


I reckn SWAYR would've removed them for free.

:lol:

[Letters]

I spent the first few days eating soup and angel delight :ilt:

I reckon it was about a week before I could eat more normally but 'cos I had them all out I couldn't just eat on the other side


I was a big brave soldier though :)

[Letters]

Oh also, don't suck too hard (##) or you'll get dry sockets and that's a world of pain (apparently, didn't happen to me as I was careful)

[Niall_Quinn]

Did the dry sockets. Was okay but wouldn't do it again. Feels a bit like having your testicles gradually pulped by a knitting needle, but not quite as good.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Mouth still hurts and still spitting out blood :(

[Niall_Quinn]

If you smoke and down a gallon of booze it will delay the healing process. Worked for me anyway.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Boozing it up this weekend.

Hopefully it won't have healed by then so the alcohol goes straight into my bloodstream :whacky:

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

RIP Phil Hughes, what a dreadful thing to happen

[adzzzbatch]

RIP Phil Hughes, what a dreadful thing to happen

So sad :(

[LDG]

RIP Phil Hughes, what a dreadful thing to happen

Horrible. Just horrible.

[Letters]

The ball in cricket is way too hard.
:rose:

[LDG]

Hmmm. I guess we should be thinking of the poor lad at the moment....but it will lead to debate over the safety of the players in Cricket.

And it will go way over the top.

I reckon Cricket is one of the safest sports going. It was freak accident.

[Letters]

I'm not saying they should change it, things like this always lead to an over the top debate about safety when statistically it's clearly a freak accident.

[LDG]

:good:

Yeah....think more people die or have serious injuries on a football pitch than in Cricket.

Most of them are Diaby, granted. But still.

[Letters]

But I did hurt my little handipops when I tried to catch a cricket ball at school one time.
Far too hard :(

[LDG]

But I did hurt my little handipops when I tried to catch a cricket ball at school one time.
Far too hard :(

Must have been like trying to catch a demolition ball, for someone of your size.

[GP]

Must have been like trying to catch a demolition ball, for someone of your size.

http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/news/miley-cyrus-wrecking-ball-prompts-university-to-remove-pendulum-statue.jpg

[LDG]

Are you suggesting that our glorious Swedish hero leader looks like that munter?

[GP]

Are you suggesting that our glorious Swedish hero leader looks like that munter?

I would

[Letters]

Her or me? :unsure:

[GP]

Yep

[Thierrymon]

Big news about Phil Hughes over here. Poor guy. It was his friend that was bowling at the time apparently. You'd have to wonder whether he will ever be able to play again.

It was just a really tragic freak accident.

[Letters]

Piccadilly :lol:
Awlful Line
(although generally I find it reliable enough)

WAH :bow:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Half day :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

People seem to have gone batshit crazy for Black Friday.

[Letters]

I don't even understand what that is.
Well, I kinda do but I'm not going to be going down Tesco's to join a scrum.

[Marc Overmars]

I've had a browse online and I'm sure a lot of these offers are not too dissimilar to what you'd see during normal sale periods.

Although I guess it's good if what you're buying is intended to be a present.

[mr_brighterside]

trying to convince the mrs we should get a 4k tv that's on offer, picture quality is awesome. avoided the scrums yesterday other than getting a baby monitor online.

managed my third decent gym session of the week today, need to get in shape

[Xhaka Can’t]

Impressive picture quality - but how often are you going to need that functionality? Nothing is broadcast at that level.

[Niall_Quinn]

People seem to have gone batshit crazy for Black Friday.

They're not people, they are zombies. Zero self respect, undead consumption addicts.

[Letters]

Impressive picture quality - but how often are you going to need that functionality? Nothing is broadcast at that level.

Innit. Cannot see the point in 4k TVs. There's very little content and even if that changes unless you're sitting very close to the TV you probably wouldn't notice the difference from 1080p anyway.

[Niall_Quinn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te69rdx2dto

Oh the dignity.

[mr_brighterside]

Innit. Cannot see the point in 4k TVs. There's very little content and even if that changes unless you're sitting very close to the TV you probably wouldn't notice the difference from 1080p anyway.

popped into a shop to have a look at one, amazing picture quality. According to the demo it upscales input like blu ray to 4k too and there are devices like the Xbox one that are 4k ready. Not sure if there are any 4k blu ray discs and players out there though.

[Marc Overmars]

Even with 3D TV there still isn't a wide variety of original content.

[Niall_Quinn]

4k will be like the 720p of UHD. 8K is already available and that's likely to be the standard in the short term future, then they'll 'innovate' all over again. 4k complete waste of money. 3D has been a total failure.

[LDG]

Fleetwood Mac headlining The Isle of Wight Festival :yippee:

:woohoo:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Fleetwood Mac headlining The Isle of Wight Festival :yippee:

:woohoo:

Its my favourite song too!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KigNbUxx6X8

[LDG]

Shit. I remember that song....just about.

So old :(

[Letters]

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/12/01/blair-christmas-card-tony-cherie_n_6248996.html?1417454698

:d

[GP]

GOTTLE OF GEER!

[LDG]

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/12/01/blair-christmas-card-tony-cherie_n_6248996.html?1417454698

:d

:lol:

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-30286816

Can't believe he didn't do Highbury Highs :sulk:

[Munchies]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx0obvzqh0Q&list=UUxt9Pvye-9x_AIcb1UtmF1Q

:lol:

[GP]

Ashens channel is weird. All he does is review rubbish but somehow it's quite compelling.

[WMUG]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-30286816

Can't believe he didn't do Highbury Highs :sulk:

I thought I'd forgotten that, you bastard.

[GP]

http://i.imgur.com/g8tFEri.gif

[Marc Overmars]

Did most of my Christmas shopping today.

Hurry up pay day. :sick:

[Letters]

Going to Vegas in Feb and got tickets to a few shows there last weekend. My bank balance :rose:
Haven't even started with Chrismtas yet.

Also:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-30291460

:yippee:

My place is probably worth just over £250k and it would have been a pain under the existing laws to sell it for much more than that, if they change it we'll probably get a bit more and have to pay less tax on another property. :dance:

[Niall_Quinn]

So the cunts have decided to rob a few quid less? Big wow. Stamp duty should be zero - what business has the cunt government got to stick it's paw into the middle of a private transaction? I wouldn't say the tide is turning, but it's slowing. Eventually it will draw back and these bastards can be put up against a wall.

[LDG]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/chris-rea-begins-homeward-journey-2014120493512

:lol:

[Letters]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/chris-rea-begins-homeward-journey-2014120493512

:lol:

:haha:

Daily Mash :bow:

[Letters]

Jimmy Savile, Stuart Hall and Rolf
Harris walk into an Irish bar.
The barman says, "Oh no, not
Yewtree again."

(thanks to Popbitch) :d

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Going to Vegas in Feb and got tickets to a few shows there last weekend. My bank balance :rose:



How much? how long for? How much were flights? Hotel? Which hotel? Spill the beans.

[Marc Overmars]

Vegas. :cloud9:

Stunning holiday tbf.

I don't like the idea of going to the same place more than once but I'd definitely make an exception for Vegas. Trying to convince the missus to go next summer but she's set on Cancun.

[LDG]

Friday for me today. Gonna get fuckin wrecked tonight.

Gonna get wrecked tomorrow.

Gonna get wrecked on Saturday.

I'm such a good father.

[Letters]

Don't forget to come home and hit the wife :tiphat:

[Letters]

How much? how long for? How much were flights? Hotel? Which hotel? Spill the beans.
It was some GroupOn deal. Initially £1800 for the both of us but I upgraded our flights so they're direct and we get a bit more time there so that was an additional £300.
It's 4 nights in Vegas and 2 nights at the Grand Canyon including a helicopter ride there.
We're going in Feb.
The shows were nearly £600 :yikes:, we're going to see 3 though, two Cirque du Soleil ones and Penn and Teller

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

I need to do Vegas soon, hopefully next year.

[LDG]

It was some GroupOn deal. Initially £1800 for the both of us but I upgraded our flights so they're direct and we get a bit more time there so that was an additional £300.
It's 4 nights in Vegas and 2 nights at the Grand Canyon including a helicopter ride there.
We're going in Feb.
The shows were nearly £600 :yikes:, we're going to see 3 though, two Cirque du Soleil ones and Penn and Teller

George Osborne's deficit :rose:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Thinking about buying a labrador puppy in the new year. Decisions decisions.

[Letters]

How much do you like crap on your carpet and your house stinking?

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Well the constant shit you talk on here has prepared me well.

In all seriousness, not much, but spending hours training the dog should hopefully reduce that.

[mr_brighterside]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00CTK5T3C/ref=s9_bbs_gw_d6_g23_i4?pf_rd_m=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&pf_rd_s=center-3&pf_rd_r=0J7ZMG6XTWBA17NMTQSQ&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=455345967&pf_rd_i=468294

I'm convinced by the reviews

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Just witnessed a lovely violent brawl between couple of Eastern European guys and bald prick and his mates who was screaming "fuck off home" and "you can't even speak the language" - pot calling kettle black a bit

- Thanks for giving these people a voice UKIP

[Injury Time]

Just witnessed a lovely violent brawl between couple of Eastern European guys and bald prick and his mates who was screaming "fuck off home" and "you can't even speak the language" - pot calling kettle black a bit

- Thanks for giving these people a voice UKIP

No YOU'RE the dick, should've filmed it and sent it to Jeremy Beadle*, it's your slap dash attitude for capturing real life drama that leaves the void filled with "pigs balls get me in there" type programmes. Forshame! :sulk: Bit harsh on Letters tbf he's more receding and LDG went to the wedding but "mates" is a bit strong.**



*yes I know :rose:
** :run:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Went casino tonight. Some guy that was there lost £3500.

:doh:

[dazthegooner]

Was with my mate in Woolwich and a geezer came up to me and asked if I spoke Romanian :blink:

[GP]

You do look Romanian to be fair,

[Letters]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00CTK5T3C/ref=s9_bbs_gw_d6_g23_i4?pf_rd_m=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&pf_rd_s=center-3&pf_rd_r=0J7ZMG6XTWBA17NMTQSQ&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=455345967&pf_rd_i=468294

I'm convinced by the reviews
:haha:

Brilliant.

[dazthegooner]

[QUOTE=Sterling Archer;434424]You do look Romanian to be fair,[/

Could help me get a council flat ;)

[GP]

http://i.imgur.com/o7NpWVq.gif

[Letters]

Yeah. He probably should have let go then.

[Xhaka Can’t]

NQ never lets it go.

[Letters]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/nigel-farage/11278440/Nigel-Farage-blames-immigration-after-missing-Ukip-reception.html

They come over here, driving on our roads :sulk:

[GP]

He's just a parody of himself now.

[Letters]

http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/19-family-photos-gone-wrong-very-wrong

:d

Anal Kingdom :bow:

[LDG]

If you're going to be a cold, be a cold. Don't just hang around threatening to be one <_<

Every time my littleun' goes to a baby class he picks up some fucking disease from some fat snotty kid. And then gives it to me.

All in all.

Hmph.

[Letters]

Baby class? Do you have to learn how to be a baby?

[LDG]

Baby class? Do you have to learn how to be a baby?

Not always. FY learned all by himself.

[Letters]

:rimshot:

MrsL has had a stinking cold all week, think I've managed to avoid it but my throat feels a bit tickly so it may still hit me <_<

[LDG]

Yeah, I got the throat tickles too.

Fuckers.

I suppose I get it out of the way before Chirstmas.

Speaking of which....no Christmas names this year.

Scroogersweb :(

[Letters]

No-one's asked for any :shrug:

I should do the smileys, it's loads easier on here than it was on the Invision boards. Keep forgetting.

Will email myself to remind me to do it later.

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-30403700

:lol:

[Marc Overmars]

I ordered some Spurs slippers for a secret santa gift.

Giving money to Spurs. :sick:

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

I ordered some Spurs slippers for a secret santa gift.

Giving money to Spurs. :sick:

Maybe they will name a stand after you at the new shite hart lane

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-30403700

:lol:

The father described the film as "absolutely disgusting filth" before grabbing a handful of Kleenex and locking himself in his bedroom

[Letters]

:lol: Innit.

In other news

http://www.lbsg.org/

"The Letter Box Study Group has the enviable position of being the only organisation in existence to have a comprehensive system for defining and numbering British letter boxes"

:lol:

I am pretty envious, to be fair.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

No-one's asked for any :shrug:

I should do the smileys, it's loads easier on here than it was on the Invision boards. Keep forgetting.

Will email myself to remind me to do it later.

http://www.goonersweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=8&page=432&p=431558&viewfull=1#post431558

:sulk:

[Xhaka Can’t]

He means no-one important.

[Letters]

*tut*

I mean no one has actually asked for their name to be changed.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Cold great!

[GP]

Cold bad!

[WMUG]

Shitbiscuit.

Wait, what?

[Letters]

Nicki Minaj.

Probably would tbh

[GP]

She is literally full of semen.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

She uses instead of botox

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-30433831

Fakeyank :console:

[mr_brighterside]

interesting, it tends to be Christians that politicians and society in general pursue over the issue. I doubt this article will be enough to change that, certainly in terms of media coverage

[Letters]

Well, the 'God Hates Fags' idiots don't help although they are a tiny minority of Christians but they make the most noise and irritatingly the press lap it up.

[mr_brighterside]

Well, the 'God Hates Fags' idiots don't help although they are a tiny minority of Christians but they make the most noise and irritatingly the press lap it up.

one warped family in a little 'church' in the states is hardly representative of Christians and their Biblical rejection of homosexual acts but I know what you mean, the press loves fruitcakes and to make them representative of others when they aren't.

[Niall_Quinn]

At least the guy has an opinion, unlike most Christians who opt to keep their heads down and shun the fight. If Jesus came back he's piss all over the church and it's miserable congregation. There are 2 billion Christians in God's army. There should be no injustice, no hunger, no war on this planet. Christians everywhere are hiding. Where are they? Cowering in a corner, begging a tiny minority of assholes not to hurt them with their fucked up social engineering agendas.

[Letters]

:)

[Letters]

:)

Christmas :dance:

[WMUG]

:d

[WMUG]

:d

Boo!

[Letters]

Clear your cache, bitch!

[Xhaka Can’t]

Right folks. I'm in Shanghai and things like BBC and CBC are all blocked. Strangely, so is the national lottery site. Does anyone have the results of the Saturday draw. I have an email saying I won something. I'd like to upgrade to business class so a quick response would be appreciated

[WMUG]

Right folks. I'm in Shanghai and things like BBC and CBC are all blocked. Strangely, so is the national lottery site. Does anyone have the results of the Saturday draw. I have an email saying I won something. I'd like to upgrade to business class so a quick response would be appreciated

18 30 33 34 38 48 (36)

Also, the BBC's blocked? I was getting on it just fine when I was there, albeit not in Shanghai. I got around other stuff being blocked by using an SSH tunnel btw.

[Niall_Quinn]

I'm in Shanghai and things like BBC and CBC are all blocked.

Lucky bastard.

[Xhaka Can’t]

18 30 33 34 38 48 (36)

Also, the BBC's blocked? I was getting on it just fine when I was there, albeit not in Shanghai. I got around other stuff being blocked by using an SSH tunnel btw.
Thanks mate. Four numbers. Not enough for business class!

[Xhaka Can’t]

As for internet blocks, it could be that it is running slow, but I can't read whatever the error messages are saying.

[Niall_Quinn]

As for internet blocks, it could be that it is running slow, but I can't read whatever the error messages are saying.

I ran it through Google translate for you and it says, "ALL HAIL THE GLORIOUS LEADER!"

[Letters]

:(

Bleaugh.

#manflu
#prayforletters

[mr_brighterside]

:(

Bleaugh.

#manflu
#prayforletters

I see your manflu and raise you norovirus :cool:

[Letters]

<_<

You win this round.


But work are threatening to send me to Nigeria next month so I'll probably get Ebola, or murdered. :dance:



:unsure:

[mr_brighterside]

:console:

not a very safe place to be right now

just agree to return the pens you've nicked and maybe they'll change their minds?

[Letters]

Pah. If you can find a pen in our office to steal then you're doing better than me <_<

We're rolling out a system and they're one of our pilot countries. Nothing makes me more excited about a work trip than the words "Risk Assessment Form"

:(

[Niall_Quinn]

<_<

You win this round.


But work are threatening to send me to Nigeria next month so I'll probably get Ebola, or murdered. :dance:



:unsure:

You'll get murdered long before you have a chance to catch Ebola, so I wouldn't worry too much.

[mr_brighterside]

sad seeing what is happening in Sydney :(

my favourite place I've ever been to

[LDG]

I see your manflu and raise you norovirus :cool:


Snap! :sick:

[GP]

If it's any consolation, I'm off work until Jan 5th.

[GP]

Also, when did 'Inbox' become a verb?

Anyone who invites me to inbox them is going to get punched incunt.

[Letters]

I've never heard anyone say that, anyone who does definitely deserves a punch though.

[Letters]

Oh, and 'Facebook' isn't a verb either.

[GP]

Though, strangely, Google is.

[Letters]

Oh yeah, that's fine. But it is so by common consensus.

It annoys me when companies try to foist their brand name as a new verb on us, often shamelessly using it as a verb in their own adverts.

<_<

[mr_brighterside]

we could try the same? people in red t shirts back flipping and yelling 'yo, goonersweb you later'? :unsure:

[Letters]

:lol:

To Goonersweb: v. To moan incessantly about Arsenal's manager, players and all results no matter how good or bad any of them are.

[mr_brighterside]

:lol:

tbf everything in life is wenger's fault

[Niall_Quinn]

Not everything. Quite a lot is Letter's fault.

[Letters]

Not everything. Quite a lot is Letter's fault.
:haha: you Said Letter's, not Letters'

[Niall_Quinn]

:haha: you Said Letter's, not Letters'

Wasn't talking about you. How vain can you get?

[Coney]

:haha: you Said Letter's, not Letters'

He forgot you where schizophrenic.

[Letters]

No we're not :p

[Niall_Quinn]

No we're not :p

Yes, yes you are, my preshus.

[Letters]

4 working days left this year :dance:


well, nearly 3.5 now :yippee:

Will inevitably get dregged into some work over the next couple of weeks though <_<

[Marc Overmars]

Working all the way up to Christmas Eve but then I'm off until 5th Jan.

Got so many plans to see people etc, hard fitting everything in when all I really want to do is sit on the sofa all the day in my boxers, watch shit TV, eat and drink.

[LDG]

Finish on 23rd (though that's also an all day staff Xmas party).

Then back on 5th.

Got nothing planned at all apart from Xmas day round my folks. The rest of the time is going to be spent doing absolutely fuck all. Well earned break.

[Letters]

Yeah.

MrsL and me tried that last year, we ended up getting cabin fever and driving each other up the wall.
We're doing a tour of in-laws and relatives this year.

[LDG]

Yeah.

MrsL and me tried that last year, we ended up getting cabin fever and driving each other up the wall.
We're doing a tour of in-laws and relatives this year.

I say fuck all. I meant, I won't be doing anything that involves doing anything for anybody else other than ourselves....which means plenty of free pub time, plenty of lie-ins and plenty of whatever the fuck we want.

We're not weirdos who stay indoors all day you know.

[Letters]

Yeah, we are weirdos who stay indoors unless we actually have plans, so we've made some this year.

[LDG]

:lol:

[Marc Overmars]

When you renew a driving license, do you have to provide a new photo? I'm renewing via the online service which uses your passport for identification and puts that photo on the new license, however my passport and driving license photos are the same, so I'm hoping the application is not rejected. I haven't seen any small print that says the photo needs to change though.

[Injury Time]

When you renew a driving license, do you have to provide a new photo? I'm renewing via the online service which uses your passport for identification and puts that photo on the new license, however my passport and driving license photos are the same, so I'm hoping the application is not rejected. I haven't seen any small print that says the photo needs to change though.

New type license photo is valid for 10 years, you can be fined £1k if your photo is not in date.

[Marc Overmars]

Hmm, well I applied online so my new license will have the same photo because it's also on my passport. I didn't read anything that said if the passport photo is the same as the expired license then you should not use the online service.

Wish I had got a new photo actually to be on the safe side. When the new one comes I might do the process again. :doh:

[Letters]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/disgruntled-rbs-worker-writes-hilarious-open-letter-to-russell-brand-after-anticapitalist-publicity-stunt-leaves-him-hungry-9930135.html?dkdk

:lol:

Russel Brand am twat

[Niall_Quinn]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/disgruntled-rbs-worker-writes-hilarious-open-letter-to-russell-brand-after-anticapitalist-publicity-stunt-leaves-him-hungry-9930135.html?dkdk

:lol:

Russel Brand am twat

Another witty piece that tragically forgets to bring the wit. One distracted fool sparring with another. Apart from the really silly bits like the British public making a profit on the bailouts. That just ruins the intended effect.

[Letters]

There's plenty I enjoy.
If you say so...

[Niall_Quinn]

If you say so...

I don't enjoy cheap banker wannabes trying to engage at a level far beyond their comprehension, if that's what you mean. So yes, there are some things I don't enjoy. I suspect the same is true for everyone.

[Letters]

Fine. You do enjoy some things. Just nothing that you or anyone else on here has ever mentioned.

[Niall_Quinn]

Untrue. It was only the other day I was reminiscing fondly about Thatcher's demise. I enjoyed that immensely at the time and it still raises a smile to this day.

[Letters]

:lol:

[LDG]

1 week :dance:

[Letters]

:yippee:

1.5 Working Days left.

[Marc Overmars]

I think I'm little bit addicted to mince pies. Especially the ones with a generous dusting of icing sugar.

[Letters]

Mince pies are pretty awesome, tbf.
They're quite divisive though as some people don't like them. Those people are idiots, clearly.

[LDG]

I like a mince pie.

But I'm a savoury kinda guy, so when looking for Christmas treats, it has to be hot from the oven mini sausage rolls :cloud9:

[LDG]

Friday :bow:

Beer day :bow:

Early payday :bow:

[Letters]

Last working day :bow:

[LDG]

I gots ta do Monday, but then that's it....so I'm not overly fussed. I'll be hungover anyway.

Fuck you work! You cunt!

[Letters]

Will almost certainly have to do some work next week anyway but it'll be nice being at home.
Just booked my flights to Nigeria. The list of things on the Risk Assessment Form:

Kidnap
Sexual assault
Robbery without violent
Untargeted suicide attack or bomb
Physical assault
Fatal road accident
Targeted suicide attack or bomb
Commando-style or ‘human wave’ attack
Indirect Fire

:lol:

:ilt:

[GP]

I wouldn't be overly concerned about the fatal road accidents.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Will almost certainly have to do some work next week anyway but it'll be nice being at home.
Just booked my flights to Nigeria. The list of things on the Risk Assessment Form:

Kidnap
Sexual assault
Robbery without violent
Untargeted suicide attack or bomb
Physical assault
Fatal road accident
Targeted suicide attack or bomb
Commando-style or ‘human wave’ attack
Indirect Fire

:lol:

:ilt:

Is that for the taxi to Heathrow?

[LDG]

Man up

[Letters]

Man up

That's what I'm worried about re the sexual assault... :(

[dazthegooner]

Okay what is the best link to watch the match today? :)

[dazthegooner]

That's what I'm worried about re the sexual assault... :(

No your not ;)

[adzzzbatch]

Okay what is the best link to watch the match today? :)

wiziwig.tv

loads of links on there.

[WMUG]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=liverpool+arsenal+stream

:good:

[Marc Overmars]

Had my work Xmas party last night.

Office MILFs coming out of their shell. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

No your not ;)

You said "your" :haha:

[WMUG]

You said "your" :haha:

You missed the full stop. :haha:

[WMUG]

You missed the full stop :haha:

And didn't correct me before I edited mine in :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

You missed the full stop. :haha:

Generally there's no full stop after a smiley. So your wrong, I'm write (in my head to infinity)

[LDG]

Roads were clear this morning. I take it no fucker is at work apart from me :(

[adzzzbatch]

No work until the 5th of Jan :trophy:

[LDG]

Just tomorrow morning, then office party to go.

Can't wait to wake up on Christmas Eve and then go back to sleep again.

[Marc Overmars]

Roads were clear this morning. I take it no fucker is at work apart from me :(

I'm working too. :console:

Off till 5th after Xmas eve though.

[Letters]

I'm not working till the 5th. Spent the morning last minute Christmas shopping panic.

[Syn]

I've put absolutely no effort into presents this year. it'd be embarrassing to turn up so probably won't even go back home. Going to save a fucking fortune and buy 55 inch plasma. You know it makes sense letters.

[Letters]

I bought myself a 50" TV and Surround Sound system 3 years ago as a Christmas present for myself.
Had to get that in before I was married...

:yippee:

[Niall_Quinn]

Roads were clear this morning. I take it no fucker is at work apart from me :(

Me. Sitting here trying to muster up the faintest flicker of enthusiasm to do anything other than sleep. Normal day.

[LDG]

Hmmm. Had planned to drive to our Christmas do tomorrow, so that I could bolt back down the motorway as soon as possible rather than having to arrange to get 50 miles home at pissed o-clock.

But I don't know whether I can actually put up with work people for that length of time if I'm not under the influence. I may need to reconsider my options....

[Letters]

Joe Cocker :rose:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-30582761


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wG6Cgmgn5U

[LDG]

Hmmm. Had planned to drive to our Christmas do tomorrow, so that I could bolt back down the motorway as soon as possible rather than having to arrange to get 50 miles home at pissed o-clock.

But I don't know whether I can actually put up with work people for that length of time if I'm not under the influence. I may need to reconsider my options....

I reconsidered.

You'll be surprised to know I intend getting battered.

[Letters]

I may get dressed today.
Haven't decided yet.

[LDG]

Office joker took the piss out of me for coming to work in suit...which is normal. He was in jeans and a t-shirt.

Only now does he realise that our do is a smart event, at a pretty swish hotel.

All the ladies are in dresses. All the blokes are in suits.

Apart from funny boy.

:pal:

[Letters]

Boots online chat help :lol:

:ilt:

Not being racialist, Walid, but it was a pretty simple question I was asking you :angry:

[Niall_Quinn]

Office joker took the piss out of me for coming to work in suit...which is normal. He was in jeans and a t-shirt.

Only now does he realise that our do is a smart event, at a pretty swish hotel.

All the ladies are in dresses. All the blokes are in suits.

Apart from funny boy.

:pal:

David Brent - what a cunt.

[Thierrymon]

Roads were clear this morning. I take it no fucker is at work apart from me :(

I have to work right up until xmas day. Everyone else i know has already finished for the year :upset:

They are also making go back to work on the 2nd. Who goes back to work on a Friday?!

[PGFC]

I handed my notice in today :coffee:

[Injury Time]

I handed my notice in today :coffee:
Wow haven't you been there since Bob Hope was a boy? New job lined up or ambitions to be a benefits lord?

[PGFC]

Wow haven't you been there since Bob Hope was a boy? New job lined up or ambitions to be a benefits lord?

32 years :oldboy: But I've got a new job lined up, great time of life to get edgy...

[Letters]

Wenger finally called you, eh?

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Thirty two years in the same company?

That's more than some of us have been alive

I've only been with the same lot seven years and I can feel the shackles around my ankles like phantom limbs

[PGFC]

It's been habit for the last couple of years plus my boss is a cunt, the current company climate is tending towards Stalinist levels of bullying and intimidation with the main targets long-serving members of staff on the old style contracts, so having been tapped up I'm off :woohoo:

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

I hope your boss is a GW board user

My previous boss was a cunt with a cunt, despicable woman

[PGFC]

snap.

[Injury Time]

snap.

Gone to Sheffield steel to make forks?

:run:

[PGFC]

http://www.cardsforeveryone.co.uk/images/products/a877.jpg

[Letters]

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/americas/burglar-steals-womans-pet-dog-after-masturbating-in-front-of-her-before-being-shot-30867629.html

:blink:

[Injury Time]

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/americas/burglar-steals-womans-pet-dog-after-masturbating-in-front-of-her-before-being-shot-30867629.html

:blink:
Dogging gets lost in translation? That's what you were googling wasn't it Lettuce##

[Letters]

Did Maccy finally snap? :unsure:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-30649673