"Currants Bw..."

[LDG]

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/aeECytw.jpg

[GP]

So there is a god after all?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-30654731

[Niall_Quinn]

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/aeECytw.jpg

Cops doing their job, not by the letter but by the spirit which is way more important. These are the guys we need, not the pumped up pricks going around doing government bidding. These are policemen/women - the others are police officers. Policemen work for us, police officers work for the cunt government. It's a fundamental difference a lot of coppers don't seem to grasp.

[Letters]

So there is a god after all?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-30654731

Told ya :shrug:

[Letters]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f395/wrdrichard/Robyn-small_zps68f4fdde.jpg

:d

[LDG]

So there is a god after all?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-30654731


Well tonight thank God is there, instead of you!

[GP]

This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace.

[GP]

Link NSFW

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00F4ZENO0/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1634&creative=19450&creativeASIN=B00F4ZENO0&linkCode=as2&tag=thebirdhouse-21&linkId=6WT6GVMTGTTLHUS4

[Letters]

I should ban you for that :angry:

[Marc Overmars]

The first Monday after Christmas. :sick:

[Letters]

It's the Mondayest Monday of them all :(

[LDG]

:crying:

Although, sun and a pool awaits in 19 days time :dance:

Pool, t-shirts, holidays, sun, sea and relaxation in January :bow:

[Letters]

Is that your honeymoon?

I'll get some sun (and Ebola) in Nigeria in a few weeks, which will be nice. Then I'm off to Vegas.

:dance:

[LDG]

Yeah...

We were going to go somewhere "exotic", but the time difference / long haul flight would be too much for the little one, so we're off to the canaries (same time zone), and have 5-starred that bitch up.

[Letters]

Nice. A friend of mine took his (then under 1 year old) child to Australia.
Balls to sitting next to him on those flights. :ilt:

[LDG]

Yeah, only 3.5 hrs to the canaries, and we've done 4 hrs a couple of times with him. Though he didn't really move much on those flights, being that he was docile and content to be held....now the little git is hyperactive and shifts bloody quickly....he's tearing about the place at the moment.

My house :rose:

[Xhaka Can’t]

I travelled to Australia with my son when he was 9 months old. Got a bulkhead seat and a cot and he pretty much slept the whole way.

My wife on the other hand annoyed the fuck out of me.

[LDG]

:haha:

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

My wife on the other hand annoyed the fuck out of me.

All you need to do is go to the Doctor and say you get flying anxiety, and get them to prescribe you some diazepam and then slip about 10mg into whatever your wife is drinking, peace and quiet the rest of the journey.

[LDG]

Tea without sugar is just wrong.

Think I've lost the mince pie weight already, so I should really revert back to Tea as it should be. Strong, with two sugars.

[Niall_Quinn]

Tea without sugar is just wrong.

Excellent point. Well made.

[Marc Overmars]

I don't have sugar with my tea. :ninja:

Which is odd really because I usually have a bit of a sweet tooth.

[Letters]

Tea without sugar :lol:
Awlful beverage.

[LDG]

Another thing I can't abide about my tea, is when some cunt makes it with the same spoon they stirred a cup of coffee with.

Do I want my tea tainted and tasting like dishwater? Do I fuck! I make the point of marching it back to the kitchen, whereby a fresh brew should be made.

Cunts!

[Letters]

Yes, that is totally unacceptable.
MrsL gets annoyed enough if I use the same spoon to stir my tea and hers as I have sugar and she doesn't. As if she could tell the difference :rolleyes:

[LDG]

Yes, that is totally unacceptable.
MrsL gets annoyed enough if I use the same spoon to stir my tea and hers as I have sugar and she doesn't. As if she could tell the difference :rolleyes:

More to the point. Who the hell has tea without sugar!!?!

[Letters]

MrsL :shrug:
The loony.

[LDG]

Can we still have pre-match meet-ups without going to the match?

[Letters]

Works for me. If it's on at one of the pubs we could watch it somewhere if you can get a pass out and I'm not gallivanting.

[LDG]

:good:

Next Saturday home game is 14 March against West Ham :lol:

Might venture up for one of the away games though, as the Pins will show it anyway...

[GP]

They've started giving names to all the free food in the work fridge.

Today I had a sandwich called Michael. Weird.

[Letters]

Having problems with our landline. Had a look at the help online but nothing there worked. Then it says:


If you’ve tried the steps above and you're still having problems with your Sky Talk service, please call us and speak to one of our Sky experts

:doh:

:fury:

[GP]

Sky are shizite.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Having problems with our landline. Had a look at the help online but nothing there worked. Then it says:



:doh:

:fury:

I'm guessing they reckon you also own a mobile phone.

[Letters]

I'm guessing they reckon you also own a mobile phone.

From which their 0203 numbers aren't free...
Although, to be fair, I thought I'd be on hold for about an hour which is why I balked at calling on the mobile but it was only about 8 minutes and he did call me back so I didn't have to pay any more. And he was quite helpful. Didn't sort out the problem but he has booked an engineer.

[LDG]

Is it only fucking Wednesday? Fucksake.

[Marc Overmars]

Cancun booked. :dance:

Roll on June.

[LDG]

Nice.

Winter does need to fuck off now.

And it will in 2 weeks (for me)

Albeit temporarily.

But then it will soon be spring.

Spring :bow:

[Letters]

Really must change those Christmas smileys

[Marc Overmars]

I think the winter has been pretty tame this year tbh, certainly compared to previous years.

[Letters]

It has, but the dark evenings can do one.

[LDG]

I think the winter has been pretty tame this year tbh, certainly compared to previous years.

Well it certainly hasn't been as windy (so far) or rainy (so far)....but it has been nice when it's been cold.

I can put up with cold clear weather, or a bit of snow. I just can't stand wind and rain, the cunts.

But I just hate the long nights. I need daylight. And warm sun. Roll on Spring I say!

[GP]

So... Islam...

Thoughts?

[mr_brighterside]

So... Islam...

Thoughts?

I disagree with it and think it is false and leads to bad consequences

That said it is the human heart, ever capable of evil, not human philosophy or religion, which causes all kinds of harm

[Maestro]

So... Islam...

Thoughts?

well as long as it's not my lamb

[adzzzbatch]

well as long as it's not my lamb

:rimshot::d

Straight out of the Uxbridge English Dictionary is that one.

[Letters]

What do you do with an Islamic dog?
Muzzle 'im

[GP]

Racist.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Sandwich thief

[LDG]

Friday's Eve :bow:

[GP]

Sandwich thief

You can't prove anything.

[GP]

http://i.imgur.com/qVKEitN.jpg

[Letters]

or rainy (so far)....
How about now, Jinxy Jinxerson? :angry:

It's wetter than your mum out there today :(

[LDG]

How about now, Jinxy Jinxerson? :angry:

It's wetter than your mum out there today :(

:lol:

I thought that this morning while I was out running! (not about my mum)

*why did you post that thing about it not being very rainy on GW yesterday, you berk*

[Letters]

I remembered after I posted that - I have met your mum now :lol:
Sorry Mrs LDG, Snr!

Sun's come out now. Nice work, God/butterflies in Asia.

[LDG]

I remembered after I posted that - I have met your mum now :lol:
Sorry Mrs LDG, Snr!

Sun's come out now. Nice work, God/butterflies in Asia.

I'm sure she's gushing with forgiveness.

Sun :bow:

[Letters]

Friday :partytime:

[LDG]

:woohoo:

:beer:

:wacko:

[Letters]

Really must change those Christmas smileys

:gp:

Letters :doh:

[Marc Overmars]

I gave a tramp a pack of crisps this morning because I felt charitable, his response was "thanks but have you got any money". :doh:

Thankfully he'll be dead soon.

[Niall_Quinn]

I gave a tramp a pack of crisps this morning because I felt charitable, his response was "thanks but have you got any money". :doh:

Thankfully he'll be dead soon.

Let me guess, non-alcoholic crisps :doh:

[Syn]

:lol:

[LDG]

A bottle of paint thinner and some smack usually satisfies my local tramp.

[Marc Overmars]

WTF is wrong with these cunts in Paris?

[Letters]

Islam :bow:

[PGFC]

WTF is wrong with these cunts in Paris?

They're French.

[GP]

What are you talking about? You come in here ranting about gunshots and service revolvers, I've had enough.... get out!

[WMUG]

What do you think of Langwith?
What do you think of shit?
Thank you!

WE 'ATE LANGWITH, WE 'ATE LANGWITH.

[Niall_Quinn]

Staffing the support desk today. It really is boring how stupid a lot of people are. Chimps get a bad deal when being compared to human beings.

[Niall_Quinn]

Just LOL

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2905047/Jewish-patrol-cars-force-London-amid-fears-copycat-attack.html

[adzzzbatch]

Oh fuck off "they" really think they're better than everyone else.

vigilantes that would be condemned if it happened in any other "community"

[Letters]

Don't panic, everyone. I've renewed the our domain name for another two years.

[LDG]

Phew

Monday. Grey. Tired. Busy. :crying:

[Letters]

Don't panic, everyone. I've renewed the our domain name for another two years.

Thanks, Letters!


<_<

[LDG]

Whatevs.

So 14th March, we're at home to West Spam. Anyone fancy a few beers and watching in the pub?

[GP]

Fuck off

[LDG]

Harsh. You only needed to say you were attending your brothers' wedding :(

[Letters]

Whatevs.

So 14th March, we're at home to West Spam. Anyone fancy a few beers and watching in the pub?

Isn't that steak and blowjob day? ##

[LDG]

Isn't that steak and blowjob day? ##

No that's February 14th :good:

[Letters]

Anyway...MrsL has booked us a weekend away in York that weekend, annoyingly, so won't be able to come out to play :(

[LDG]

Well it would only have been you, me and Handy and maybe Adzz anyway.

Fuck it.

[Letters]

Cazza might have come along.
Hopefully we can sort something out before the season ends [make up your own "it already has" jokes]

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Just LOL

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2905047/Jewish-patrol-cars-force-London-amid-fears-copycat-attack.html

What does Jewish security mean?

Does it mean they try and stiff you on payment, or do they forcibly circumcise security threats ?

[Niall_Quinn]

What does Jewish security mean?

Does it mean they try and stiff you on payment, or do they forcibly circumcise security threats ?

I think it's designed to combat the anti-Semitic pandemic that isn't sweeping the nation.

[Marc Overmars]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xrUH1_eiB0

[Niall_Quinn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nvfQw8UCDE

[adzzzbatch]

I think it's designed to combat the anti-Semitic pandemic that isn't sweeping the nation.

Loads of French jews are gonna move to israel. Better get those bulldozers read then....

[Xhaka Can’t]

I gave a tramp a pack of crisps this morning because I felt charitable, his response was "thanks but have you got any money". :doh:

Thankfully he'll be dead soon.

Sorry mate.

It's just that I don't like cheese and onion.

[Letters]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/two-idiots-climb-big-thing-for-some-stupid-reason-2015011594457

:lol:

[Maestro]

better not pistil down tomorrow evening, out for some beers ...fuckin need a pint

[Letters]

Friday :partytime:

[LDG]

Yay!

One week til holiday :dance:

[Marc Overmars]

Centre Parcs.

Any good?

[Letters]

Centre Parcs.

Any good?

I went as a teenager and loved it. The pool seemed absolutely amazing (although now I've been to some bigger water parks in the US will probably seem quite tame now) but all the different sports you can try are good fun. There's talk of a family holiday there later this year actually (MrsL's family). Looking forward to playing MrsL's brother at badminton (I'm not terrible at it but haven't played for about 20 years and he's much younger than me and used to play at county level so will clearly hammer me)

[Niall_Quinn]

Tried to book for 3 days a couple of years back, last minute during the half term hols. They wanted just under £5K for the family. I died of shock on the spot. But I got better. Moral of the story, spent it all on booze.

[Letters]

It can be pretty pricey but I think they do some pretty good deals at some times of the year.
Although MrsL's brother works in a school now so we might have to go at half term and it'll cost an arm and a leg <_<

[Niall_Quinn]

Cheaper to book a few days in a decent London hotel and then go and see the sights, many of which are free. Spend the savings on theatre, events. In the end, kids prefer the Underground than the very best holiday. "What did you do on your amazing holiday that took in the Royal Ballet, Buckingham Palace and The London Eye? - We went on the Underground, it was brill!"

[Marc Overmars]

I'm looking at a 3 day break in March because I've got some days off I need to use before April, so I can go midweek and get a cheap rate. Apart from accommodation, what do you actually get for your money? Are things like food and activities included?

[Letters]

I can't remember. Don't think food is included. Some activities might be.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Cheaper to book a few days in a decent London hotel and then go and see the sights, many of which are free. Spend the savings on theatre, events. In the end, kids prefer the Underground than the very best holiday. "What did you do on your amazing holiday that took in the Royal Ballet, Buckingham Palace and The London Eye? - We went on the Underground, it was brill!"
That is the truest post you've ever made.

[Niall_Quinn]

I'm looking at a 3 day break in March because I've got some days off I need to use before April, so I can go midweek and get a cheap rate. Apart from accommodation, what do you actually get for your money? Are things like food and activities included?

Dude - http://www.centerparcs.co.uk/

[LDG]

:lol:

[LDG]

Also. I exercise 6 days a week. Why would I want to do that on Holiday!?

I'd rather spend 3 days in the pub, tbf.

[mr_brighterside]

watching the protests in Pakistan over the Charlie cartoons depicted Mohammad, including their banners saying things like 'down with the dirty west'.

Hopefully the anger there won't spill over into more persecution of religious minorities such as Christians and Shia muslims.

[LDG]

watching the protests in Pakistan over the Charlie cartoons depicted Mohammad, including their banners saying things like 'down with the dirty west'.

Hopefully the anger there won't spill over into more persecution of religious minorities such as Christians and Shia muslims.

On the contrary, I hope all religions kick the fuck out of each other and leave us atheists in peace to die as we see fit.

[mr_brighterside]

On the contrary, I hope all religions kick the fuck out of each other and leave us atheists in peace to die as we see fit.

considering the hundreds of millions killed in wars by atheists in the last 100 years good luck with that!

[Injury Time]

On the contrary, I hope all religions kick the fuck out of each other and leave us atheists in peace to die as we see fit.
Religious Smack Down! Brought to you by "The Guy in the Sky Sports HD Channel #666", this time it's theological! In the blue corner Jebus "hard as nails" Chryst vs Mo "pixelated face" Hamed, LET'S GET READY TO HUMBLE!!!!!

[Niall_Quinn]

considering the hundreds of millions killed in wars by atheists in the last 100 years good luck with that!

Christians spend a lot of time cheering atheists on though, don't you think?

[Niall_Quinn]

Religion is pointless. a refuge of the weak.

It really isn't, certainly not in all cases anyway. There's a huge difference, almost a polar difference, between religion and church. Religion can bring much needed inner peace to many people and that's important given the shitty and superficial systems we are subjected to. On a practical level a religious person is far less likely to punch you in the face and steal your wallet. In contrast, a tiny minority of religious nuts are far more likely to stab you repeatedly in the face or blow up your kids. It's the latter that star in the media and hence religion is stereotyped accordingly and everyone starts shouting religion is bad, ban religion. Nobody seems to want to ban the cult of money though.

[Letters]

Religious Smack Down! Brought to you by "The Guy in the Sky Sports HD Channel #666", this time it's theological! In the blue corner Jebus "hard as nails" Chryst vs Mo "pixelated face" Hamed, LET'S GET READY TO HUMBLE!!!!!

:haha:

[Letters]

I'd say Christianity is a refuge for the weak actually, but it's certainly not pointless as we're all weak, in different ways.
It's a much better refuge than the ones other people use, like alcohol.

[Niall_Quinn]

I'd say Christianity is a refuge for the weak actually, but it's certainly not pointless as we're all weak, in different ways.

That's true, in terms of the doctrine of the Church but not in terms of religion, in fact it's the opposite of the truth. We are not weak in any sense, we've just been trained to be weak. It's the same thing as equating democracy to liberty, they are opposites by their nature, one is authoritarian and thrives on weakness, abdication and disenfranchisement, the other is the ultimate expression of strength, responsibility and freedom.

[LDG]

I'd say Christianity is a refuge for the weak actually, but it's certainly not pointless as we're all weak, in different ways.
It's a much better refuge than the ones other people use, like alcohol.

Nah.

[GP]

Nah.

:gp:

Brilliant post

[Niall_Quinn]

:gp:

Brilliant post

He was talking about the alcohol bit :sulk:

[Marc Overmars]

We're all weak in different ways. :lol:

Sanctimonious, tbh.

[Letters]

Sanctimonious, tbh.
Hmm. Sanctimonious:
"making a show of being morally superior to other people"

How was my post doing that when I included myself in "we all"?

:)

[mr_brighterside]

replaced old broken MacBook pro with a cheaper windows 8 laptop as trying to get a deposit together and macs cost more. man I hate windows!

[mr_brighterside]

one for a new thread perhaps (controversial Friday :oldboy:)

why do the press think we need to know who is gay or having a gay wedding? seems theres always something about one or the other in the press. how do they decide that is news?!?

[GP]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrs8omWYN_0

[Niall_Quinn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrs8omWYN_0

LOL #1:52:14 when he has the blinking fit :haha:

[Xhaka Can’t]

replaced old broken MacBook pro with a cheaper windows 8 laptop as trying to get a deposit together and macs cost more. man I hate windows!

Make sure you tell your estate agent.

[Letters]

:yippee:

[LDG]

Well, I say. That was a good result :d

Monday...but flying out on Saturday, so :woohoo:

[Letters]

See you at Heathrow :cheers:

I might actually :unsure:
Although you're more likely to be going from Gatwick, I guess.

[WMUG]

one for a new thread perhaps (controversial Friday :oldboy:)

why do the press think we need to know who is having a wedding? seems theres always something about one or the other in the press. how do they decide that is news?!?

:gp:

[LDG]

See you at Heathrow :cheers:

I might actually :unsure:
Although you're more likely to be going from Gatwick, I guess.


Luton :good:

For a shitty area, it is a pretty #decent airport.

[Marc Overmars]

Yeah Luton is small but little bit efficient.

[Letters]

Luton :lol:
Awful place.
But yeah #decent airport.

[Niall_Quinn]

Luton doesn't get the credit it deserves as the 4th London airport. It doesn't have the resources of the 3 financial doping airports, so 4th is pretty decent. Also they have Diaby who can fly from there.

[LDG]

I hate Gatwick and Heathrow. And I can't abide Stanstead either....

I wish Southampton would fly to some better destinations. Only 10 mins away from me.

[WMUG]

Speaking of airports:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbAal7jIWQ4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXmpdJO9UOc

[Xhaka Can’t]

I hate Gatwick and Heathrow. And I can't abide Stanstead either....

I wish Southampton would fly to some better destinations. Only 10 mins away from me.
Why would you fly somewhere ten minutes away?

Think of the environment man.

[Letters]

I don't like the Head of Environmental Sustainability here much so when I go to the toilet I make a point of using paper towels to dry my hands rather than the hand dryers just to spite him.

:cool:

[Niall_Quinn]

Why would you fly somewhere ten minutes away?

Think of the environment man.

It's a refuge for the week.

[Master Splinter]

Deirdre Barlow has died. :crying:

[Letters]

Les Dennis' career :rose:

[GP]

Alpro milk is a revelation.

[Master Splinter]

Les Dennis' career :rose:

No Mavis is still alive.

[Master Splinter]

Alpro milk is a revelation.

This kind of stuff?

http://www.alpro.com/upload/products/vanille_1L_UK_316x618.png

It is indeed top, top, top, quality.

[GP]

Yeah, I'm on the almond one. Good stuff.

[Xhaka Can’t]

GW has been there for all the seminal moments of my life.

First Michael Jackson, and now this. :crying:

[Master Splinter]

GW has been there for all the seminal moments of my life.

First Michael Jackson, and now this. :crying:

Bonding over soya milk?

[Marc Overmars]

Yeah, I'm on the almond one. Good stuff.

Almond milk is the fuckin' bomb.

[Master Splinter]

Nuts :sick:.

[Xhaka Can’t]

I had one of those in the summer.

Anyone who likes almond milk is a twat.

[Niall_Quinn]

Deirdre Barlow has died. :crying:

Shit, that's shocking. Who was she?

[Master Splinter]

Anyone who likes almond milk is a twat.

Hard to disagree.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Shit, that's shocking. Who was she?

Your transvestite dad.

[Master Splinter]

Shit, that's shocking. Who was she?

Ken's wife. Tracy's mum.

[Marc Overmars]

Nuts :sick:.

Nuts. :bow:





##

[Niall_Quinn]

Ken's wife. Tracy's mum.

Which begs the question...

[GP]

You know the best thing about Alpro milk?

I put a carton of it in the fridge, no one touches it.

[Injury Time]

You know the best thing about Alpro milk?

I put a carton of it in the fridge, no one touches it.

Including you? :sick:

[Injury Time]

Deirdre Barlow has died. :crying:
:geek: :rose:

[Injury Time]

I don't like the Head of Environmental Sustainability here much so when I go to the toilet I make a point of using paper towels to dry my hands rather than the hand dryers just to spite him.

:cool:
Noob, use both :good:

[Letters]

Tits :rose:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-30891939

[LDG]

Hmmm. I've just realised I can't do a task at work, as I just don't understand what the fuck is going on...

do I:

a) Go cap in hand to boss and look like a tit

b) Delegate

c) Make it up.


I think I'll go c)

:dance:

[Niall_Quinn]

Hmmm. I've just realised I can't do a task at work, as I just don't understand what the fuck is going on...

do I:

a) Go cap in hand to boss and look like a tit

b) Delegate

c) Make it up.


I think I'll go c)

:dance:

d) Embezzle all the money and become a politician so you won't get prosecuted and will never have to work again. Then buy an 80 inch flat screen and some popcorn.

[mr_brighterside]

recently I became a manager which is getting interesting

starting controlled crying with my son tonight, he fell asleep after the second time I went in to comfort him!

[Injury Time]

recently I became a manager which is getting interesting

starting controlled crying with my son tonight, he fell asleep after the second time I went in to comfort him!

If you cry quieter next time he'll go to sleep the first time.

[Letters]

If you cry quieter next time he'll go to sleep the first time.

:lol:

[LDG]

If you cry quieter next time he'll go to sleep the first time.

:haha:

[Letters]

Not going to Nigeria after all <_<
But at least I've had my yellow fever jab which has made me feel rubbish, so it's not all bad :angry:

[GP]

I've got yellow fever.

[Coney]

Hmmm. I've just realised I can't do a task at work, as I just don't understand what the fuck is going on...

do I:

a) Go cap in hand to boss and look like a tit

b) Delegate

c) Make it up.


I think I'll go c)

:dance:

Correct answer is a) unless you are a totally useless twat that can't ever get anything right in which case b) is best - b) means if it gets cocked up you have someone to dump the blame on.

[Coney]

Not going to Nigeria after all <_<

I'll tell Boko Harem to stand down then.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Bloody. Freezing.

[Marc Overmars]

Playing football tonight. :cold:

[Letters]

Played on Monday. Kept me hat on for a bit but once you get running around it's not too bad.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Did you actually run then or were you just rolling around the pitch?

[Letters]

:tumbleweed:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Thought so.

[WMUG]

Football socials :bow:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Rugby socials :bow:

Bunch of nutters.

[WMUG]

Remember when Greece won Euro 2004?

That was weird.

[Letters]

I remember when Denmark won Euro 92 (having only been there when Yugoslavia were booted out), and we went and signed the scorer of their winning goal.
I was ever so excited - John Jensen :lol:

:doh:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Remember when Greece won Euro 2004?

That was weird.

Do you remember a time when women couldn't vote and certain folk weren't allowed on golf courses?

[GP]

Do you remember a time when women couldn't vote and certain folk weren't allowed on golf courses?

Arguably a better time.

[Letters]

Do you remember a time when women couldn't vote and certain folk weren't allowed on golf courses?

By certain folk you mean poor people, of course. WMUG wouldn't know anything about that.

[Xhaka Can’t]

I remember when Denmark won Euro 92 (having only been there when Yugoslavia were booted out), and we went and signed the scorer of their winning goal.
I was ever so excited - John Jensen :lol:

:doh:

I remember being thrilled - Jensen scored two absolute belters! GG said at the time that he hadn't signed a goalscorer, and I remember thinking, yeah, right. :rolleyes:

Turns out that GG never made a truer statement.

[Injury Time]

I remember when Denmark won Euro 92 (having only been there when Yugoslavia were booted out), and we went and signed the scorer of their winning goal.
I was ever so excited - John Jensen :lol:

:doh:


I remember being thrilled - Jensen scored two absolute belters! GG said at the time that he hadn't signed a goalscorer, and I remember thinking, yeah, right. :rolleyes:

Turns out that GG never made a truer statement.
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Xhaka Can’t]

SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

When he finally scored, we lost.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Manager's been away for a week, back tomorrow :ninja:

[Letters]

:lol:

When he finally scored, we lost.

That might have been during the thoroughly enjoyable 92/93 season. It was certainly right in the midst of boring boring Arsenal, I was at Uni but home for that game.
So I did see him score but, as you say, to no avail <_<

[Marc Overmars]

I found a ton of my old Pokemon cards last night. :lol:

Going to list a few ebay and see what they go for.

Charizard. :bow:

Blastoise. :bow:

[GP]

I found a ton of my old Pokemon cards last night. :lol:

Going to list a few ebay and see what they go for.

Charizard. :bow:

Blastoise. :bow:

Beedrill or GTFO

[Marc Overmars]

Also found my old Gameboy and Pokemon Red. :dance:

Looking back now, Pokemon was a fucking brilliant concept.

[Letters]

I rocked at GameBoy Tetris :cool:

[Hump]

Also found my old Gameboy and Pokemon Red. :dance:

Looking back now, Pokemon was a fucking brilliant concept.


Spotty Nerd 1 "Pikechu"
Spotty Nerd 2 "Bless you!"

[mr_brighterside]

had our son's first time of sleeping through the night since starting controlled crying

did mean not enjoying midnight snacks whilst taking it in turns to sooth him though :(

[Maestro]

Pissed off my head and I'm heading into work. Bad night last night!
What do I do?
A. Get off the train and go back to bed
B. Get into work and soldier on

Bint on the train is fit though ....mmmm

[Niall_Quinn]

Pissed off my head and I'm heading into work. Bad night last night!
What do I do?
A. Get off the train and go back to bed
B. Get into work and soldier on

Bint on the train is fit though ....mmmm

Take the bint home with you, screw her and work at the same time.

[Marc Overmars]

Had some Spud in the office brag about how they may not have to wait 9 years for a trophy like we did.

Didn't realise Arsenal was founded in 2005. :doh:

[Letters]

Bragging about getting to the Carling Cup final?! :haha:

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Had some Spud in the office brag about how they may not have to wait 9 years for a trophy like we did.

Didn't realise Arsenal was founded in 2005. :doh:


Did you remind him they are playing Chelsea in the final

What a terrible cup final, not possible for both sides to lose

If not for the nonsense their silly fans would be spouting, I'd want Spurs to win as I literally hate Chelsea more than any other football club in existence. I'm still in mourning for the Champions League final of 2012, and having to support Man Utd in the final four years earlier.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Bragging about getting to the Carling Cup final?! :haha:

Letters Letters Letters

They may only be two points behind us in the league but in terms of expectations and barometer of success they are still light years behind

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Take the bint home with you, screw her and work at the same time.

Carlsberg don't offer early morning hangover solutions, but if they did they'd be the best in the world

[Letters]

If not for the nonsense their silly fans would be spouting, I'd want Spurs to win as I literally hate Chelsea more than any other football club in existence.
It really is a 'which leg do you want broken' dilemma. It's crap whoever wins. I guess I'll have to support Chelsea though if only because for Spurs it would be a major trophy and they'd go on about it whereas Chelsea would regard it as a tin pot trophy even if they win it.

[Niall_Quinn]

It really is a 'which leg do you want broken' dilemma.

That's not a dilemma. The trick is to break one of your own legs before being asked the question. Then the answer is easy.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

What kind of people do you both owe money to?

[Maestro]

Take the bint home with you, screw her and work at the same time.

Finally on the way home after a marathon day. Lost the bint at Waterloo, and 2.5 hour meeting with the boss ...from her house, con call, coz the bitch broke her leg and is out of the office for 6 weeks .....mates birthday drinks and HR on my case to boot! Fuckin luvely !!!!!

Still pissed ..... another bint sitting next to me on the train as I type ...do I
A) .....
B) .......

[GP]

F her right in the P

[Xhaka Can’t]

It really is a 'which leg do you want broken' dilemma. It's crap whoever wins. I guess I'll have to support Chelsea though if only because for Spurs it would be a major trophy and they'd go on about it whereas Chelsea would regard it as a tin pot trophy even if they win it.

Or you could go outside and do something less boring instead.

[Niall_Quinn]

Finally on the way home after a marathon day. Lost the bint at Waterloo, and 2.5 hour meeting with the boss ...from her house, con call, coz the bitch broke her leg and is out of the office for 6 weeks .....mates birthday drinks and HR on my case to boot! Fuckin luvely !!!!!

Still pissed ..... another bint sitting next to me on the train as I type ...do I
A) .....
B) .......

HR :haha:

I remember those cunts. All they ever seem to do is poke their noses in when you are having an 11 hour lunch break. Wankers.

[Maestro]

HR :haha:

I remember those cunts. All they ever seem to do is poke their noses in when you are having an 11 hour lunch break. Wankers.

Tell me about it, was no state to see them yesterday so dodged. This time I think they have a moan about one of the services. Interviewing receptionists today so will have to see them today.

[Maestro]

F her right in the P

Lol that's option P)

I'm on the fartmobile now (the 6:16 into Waterloo), stuffed with city cunts and Polish builders all of them farting as usual. I'm beginning to think it's a ritual where everyone is trying to show who's had a posher breakfast. Damn ....I think Wheetabix Will has just dropped one aarrrrggghhh

[GP]

Lol that's option P)

I'm on the fartmobile now (the 6:16 into Waterloo), stuffed with city cunts and Polish builders all of them farting as usual. I'm beginning to think it's a ritual where everyone is trying to show who's had a posher breakfast. Damn ....I think Wheetabix Will has just dropped one aarrrrggghhh

Weetabix Will has got nothing on Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Tell me about it, was no state to see them yesterday so dodged. This time I think they have a moan about one of the services. Interviewing receptionists today so will have to see them today.

Ask them their bra size. These things are important.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

HR :haha:

I remember those cunts. All they ever seem to do is poke their noses in when you are having an 11 hour lunch break. Wankers.

I don't understand, in principle in any medium-large company a Human Resources department is a necessary function.....why are they all so fucking useless though. It's not just incompetence either, it's laziness.

[Niall_Quinn]

I don't understand, in principle in any medium-large company a Human Resources department is a necessary function.....why are they all so fucking useless though. It's not just incompetence either, it's laziness.

HR attracts the biggest jobsworths known to mankind. They are a bit like coppers, trained to behave like something that's different to human, that fucking calm and reasonable fascism because, well you know, it's the rules and it is impossible for the rules to be wrong or inappropriate under any circumstances. Little people with a little power. The term human resources says it all. They used to be personnel but that almost made them seem like they were the same as every other fucker working in the place, rather than being the lofty technocrats that sit above and direct and process the biological work units. HR is the only thing mass automation has going for it, eventually when everything is done by robots these fuckers won't be needed any more. Then they'll have to get jobs as traffic wardens.

[Letters]

http://newsthump.com/2015/01/30/weather-hyperbole-at-new-high-as-north-is-threatened-by-giant-snowbastard/

:haha:

"Giant Snowbastard!"

[Letters]

HR attracts the biggest jobsworths known to mankind. They are a bit like coppers, trained to behave like something that's different to human, that fucking calm and reasonable fascism because, well you know, it's the rules and it is impossible for the rules to be wrong or inappropriate under any circumstances. Little people with a little power. The term human resources says it all. They used to be personnel but that almost made them seem like they were the same as every other fucker working in the place, rather than being the lofty technocrats that sit above and direct and process the biological work units. HR is the only thing mass automation has going for it, eventually when everything is done by robots these fuckers won't be needed any more. Then they'll have to get jobs as traffic wardens.
:gp:

Human Resources is a great name but that's all we are to them, just numbers on a spreadsheet.
Every request I've made to the lot here has been met by a complete brick wall full of "we can't do...". No, you mean you won't do...
Arseholes, the lot of 'em. And they always get the highest performance evaluations, strangely :rolleyes:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

HR attracts the biggest jobsworths known to mankind. They are a bit like coppers, trained to behave like something that's different to human, that fucking calm and reasonable fascism because, well you know, it's the rules and it is impossible for the rules to be wrong or inappropriate under any circumstances. Little people with a little power. The term human resources says it all. They used to be personnel but that almost made them seem like they were the same as every other fucker working in the place, rather than being the lofty technocrats that sit above and direct and process the biological work units. HR is the only thing mass automation has going for it, eventually when everything is done by robots these fuckers won't be needed any more. Then they'll have to get jobs as traffic wardens.

:haha: :haha: :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Is everyone dead?

No posts at all today by 1PM.

Letters is doing a TERRIBLE job of making this the most popular fan forum on the Internet. We aren't even 2% away from domination. He's such a slacker.

[Niall_Quinn]

Is everyone dead?

No posts at all today by 1PM.

Letters is doing a TERRIBLE job of making this the most popular fan forum on the Internet. We aren't even 2% away from domination. He's such a slacker.

I thought he was in Vegas?

[Niall_Quinn]

I thought he was in Vegas?

No, he hasn't gone yet. He's still here fiddling while his empire burns.

[Niall_Quinn]

No, he hasn't gone yet. He's still here fiddling while his empire burns.

Typical Letters really tbf.

[Niall_Quinn]

Typical Letters really tbf.

Tell me about it!

Snowing here btw.

[Niall_Quinn]

Tell me about it!

Snowing here btw.

Coincidence! Just started snowing here too.

[Niall_Quinn]

Coincidence! Just started snowing here too.

Might go and make a snowman.

[Niall_Quinn]

Might go and make a snowman.

Better than hanging around here.

[Niall_Quinn]

Better than hanging around here.

Agreed. Snowman it is then.

See you out there?

[Niall_Quinn]

For sure.

Bring beer.

[Niall_Quinn]

For sure.

Bring beer.

mmmmm, beeeeer.

[Letters]

:blink:

Anyway, I think we're only 3% away from domination.

[Injury Time]

:blink:

Anyway, I think we're only 3% away from dominatrix.

##

[Coney]

HR attracts the biggest jobsworths known to mankind.

Spot on. In my entire working life (from the 1970s), I have only once known a decent HR department in one company where I worked for 2 years. HR seem to attract social outcasts and people with zero imagination who's only joy in life is to make everyone else's life miserable by spoiling any attempts at decent social functions, etc. They also seem to either be the Health and Safety people or work hand in hand with them to put ludicrous restrictions on the staff and insane notices like 'This kettle might be hot' - just fuck off you patronising weak-kneed apologies for human beings. If HR had been the leaders of humanity in the past we would still be banging rocks together in caves - and not even that really, because banging rocks together is dangerous because you might hurt your little fingers. C***s.

And breathe.

[GP]

What's the deal with Mumford and Sons?

Bag of shite

[Letters]

Innit. No idea. Didn't they headline Glastonbury and a brazillion people watched them. Weird

[LDG]

What's the deal with Mumford and Sons?

Bag of shite

Jingle jangle folky pish.

[Letters]

Jingle jangle folky pish.

Jimmy Saville :unsure:

[LDG]

Jimmy Saville :unsure:

Tie me kangaroo down sport!

[Xhaka Can’t]

Come on come on!

[Letters]

It's Groundhog D...ow, you little bast...!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-31100453

:lol:

[LDG]

Snow :bow:

Not enough to stop me making it to work though <_<

[Letters]

A dusting at best up here.
Pretty much gone now.


Probably still mean our flight is delayed, mind <_<

[LDG]

A dusting at best up here.
Pretty much gone now.


Probably still mean our flight is delayed, mind <_<

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

Remember that, you party animal.

[WMUG]

Just realised that while I've been reading this place as much as I always have, I haven't been posting anything near like I used to. To preempt the obvious joke, I'm sorry to say I'll be making more of an effort to inflict my thoughts on you.

That is all. :tiphat:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

We don't want you here. Thanks for your interest in our affairs.

[Niall_Quinn]

We don't want you here. Thanks for your interest in our affairs.

You forgot to ask him to leave his money on the way out.

[Letters]

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

Remember that, you party animal.

:lol:

I might even have regular Coke, not Coke Zero while away :cool:

[GP]

:lol:

I might even have regular Coke, not Coke Zero while away :cool:

There's a dodgy looking Mexican on every street corner that can sell you regular coke.

And hookers.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Just realised that while I've been reading this place as much as I always have, I haven't been posting anything near like I used to. To preempt the obvious joke, I'm sorry to say I'll be making more of an effort to inflict my thoughts on you.

That is all. :tiphat:

I read a bit myself, but rarely post.

You're welcome. :tiphat:

[Injury Time]

Just realised that while I've been reading this place as much as I always have, I haven't been posting anything near like I used to. To preempt the obvious joke, I'm sorry to say I'll be making more of an effort to inflict my thoughts on you.

That is all. :tiphat:
I Kant reed and i yam usually pist

:tiphat:

[Coney]

Innit. No idea. Didn't they headline Glastonbury and a brazillion people watched them. Weird

Do Glastonbury audiences shave their privates these days?

[Xhaka Can’t]

https://drmarkdma.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/goodgrief.gif

[Letters]

Free Luxor Wi-Fi :bow:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-31130750

‘According to the report child abusers in Rotherham are identified but "little or no action is taken to stop or even disrupt their activities".’

Absolute disgrace.

[WMUG]

Free Luxor Wi-Fi :bow:

Is that a luxurious terminator? :unsure: