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Shaqiri Is Boss
09-04-2015, 03:07 PM
Are we going to have a GW meet on the day of Letters' funeral parade?

Letters
09-04-2015, 03:17 PM
I'm there!




:(

GP
09-04-2015, 03:19 PM
Are we going to have a GW meet on the day of Letters' funeral parade?

I'll be at my brother's wedding.

LDG
09-04-2015, 03:52 PM
Are we going to have a GW meet on the day of Letters' funeral parade?

In your dreams

Shaqiri Is Boss
09-04-2015, 05:04 PM
In your dreams

http://www.thisman.org/thisman.jpg

Letters
10-04-2015, 09:43 AM
Friday :bow:
Spring :bow:


Tit Monday can't be far away :dance:

GP
10-04-2015, 09:50 AM
Woah woah woah, wait...

Barry Manilow is gay??

:faint:

Letters
10-04-2015, 09:55 AM
:lol: Yeah! I saw that this morning. What's that all about?

GP
10-04-2015, 12:58 PM
http://www.sciencealert.com/world-s-first-head-transplant-volunteer-could-experience-something-worse-than-death

Letters
10-04-2015, 01:09 PM
So's his face? :unsure:

GP
10-04-2015, 01:26 PM
Actually, thinking about it, shouldn't they be calling it a body transplant, not a head transplant?

LDG
10-04-2015, 02:47 PM
Sun :bow:

Beer :bow:

Half day Fridays :bow:

The Pixies on the stereo :bow:

All is right with the world.

Marc Overmars
10-04-2015, 02:58 PM
Rooftop bar tonight for a few pints. It would be rude not to in this weather.

LDG
11-04-2015, 06:43 PM
Missus has gone out to party for the first time in two years, leaving me to babysit a sleeping 1 year old.

1) Get pissed
2) Order food
3) Watch porn

:bow:



Hope he stays asleep.....

Letters
11-04-2015, 06:44 PM
:lol:

https://img0.etsystatic.com/000/0/6183275/il_340x270.339940550.jpg

LDG
13-04-2015, 08:27 AM
5 day week :sick:

Letters
13-04-2015, 08:48 AM
Unless you have Thursday and Friday off...


:patrice:

LDG
13-04-2015, 10:57 AM
Unless you have Thursday and Friday off...


:patrice:

<_<

Git

Marc Overmars
13-04-2015, 11:36 AM
4 weeks until I'm off on holiday. Longest 4 weeks ever.

Letters
13-04-2015, 11:58 AM
I'm starving :(
Stupid back to back meetings :angry:

LDG
13-04-2015, 01:12 PM
I'm starving :(
Stupid back to back meetings :angry:

If it's any consolation, my lunch is particularly nice today.

Letters
13-04-2015, 01:39 PM
I had sausage roll and chips.

Our canteen constantly raises the bar in terms of how awful they can make chips <_<

LDG
13-04-2015, 02:06 PM
:sick:

I can only stomach stuff like that after beer at the weekend.

Letters
13-04-2015, 02:09 PM
That's why I'm a fatso :cool:

Marc Overmars
13-04-2015, 05:56 PM
:sick:

I can only stomach stuff like that after beer at the weekend.

Same here. It's a miracle I'm not a fatty with the amount of garbage I eat after a boozy session.

Letters
14-04-2015, 08:27 AM
Lovely day the be stuck in an office all day :(

LDG
14-04-2015, 10:57 AM
Lovely day the be stuck in an office all day :(

Supposed to be a scorcher tomorrow.

Fucksake.

It'll be pissy and windy at they weekend. You watch.

milla
14-04-2015, 05:06 PM
That's why I'm a fatso :cool:

fatso :coffee:

LDG
15-04-2015, 09:25 AM
Sooooo sunny out.

Sooooo shit sat in an office :(

adzzzbatch
15-04-2015, 09:59 AM
Aircon :bow:

LDG
15-04-2015, 11:00 AM
Aircon :bow:

Nick Cage :bow:



We have air con too....but it's not being hot I'm pissed about. It's about being indoors while the sun is out :(

Letters
15-04-2015, 11:02 AM
Innit. Off to the seaside tomorrow :dance:
It'll probably thump down <_<

Letters
15-04-2015, 12:44 PM
London when it's sunny :bow:
St James' Park :bow:

:dance:

LDG
15-04-2015, 01:58 PM
Innit. Off to the seaside tomorrow :dance:
It'll probably thump down <_<

Suppposed to be nice tomorrow. Bit more cloud, but nice....

Also nice for the weekend! :dance:

Beer in the garden :bow:

Just took lunch in a field....:unsure: prepacked blanket...laid down, then got infested by spiders :(

Niall_Quinn
15-04-2015, 01:59 PM
Suppposed to be nice tomorrow. Bit more cloud, but nice....

Also nice for the weekend! :dance:

Beer in the garden :bow:

Just took lunch in a field....:unsure: prepacked blanket...laid down, then got infested by spiders :(

Follow the spiders

GP
17-04-2015, 02:56 PM
Hayfever can suck a fat bag of dicks.

LDG
17-04-2015, 03:24 PM
Hayfever can suck a fat bag of dicks.

Think my worst is over. Tree pollen is a cunt.

Don't get the grass stuff.

I'll get another bout around July......Oak....cunt of a tree.

Marc Overmars
17-04-2015, 03:58 PM
Mine hasn't flared up yet. Normally does around June/July.

Last year I was so stuffy I couldn't breathe through my nose for at least 6 weeks. Horrible.

GP
17-04-2015, 05:52 PM
My eyes are just constantly streaming. I've literally never suffered from it before.

Letters
17-04-2015, 06:16 PM
I've never had hay fever but have noticed very occasionally I get an attack of what might be it.
Nothing so far this year though.

Niall_Quinn
17-04-2015, 06:56 PM
Established science tells us if you suffer from hay fever it means you are gay. There are a few very rare instances where this isn't the case.

Injury Time
17-04-2015, 09:08 PM
Established science tells us if you suffer from hay fever it means you are gay. There are a few very rare instances where this isn't the case.

It's okay sneezy :closet: you can come out now :console:

LDG
17-04-2015, 10:10 PM
My eyes are just constantly streaming. I've literally never suffered from it before.

You're crying.

It's an emotional response to being upset.

You must have realised you didn't make it.

You are a failure.

Sorry

Niall_Quinn
17-04-2015, 10:23 PM
It's okay sneezy :closet: you can come out now :console:

I'm not coming out of anywhere with all these gays sniffing around the place.

WMUG
18-04-2015, 02:08 AM
Just in from a night out.

I'm catching the 7:am megabus down to London for the semi final tomorrow. Wish me luck.

Me :pal:

LDG
18-04-2015, 06:25 AM
Megabus :haha:

: daddysbankrupt:

WMUG
18-04-2015, 06:42 AM
I made it!

And it's only a coach from York to East Midlands Parkway, you get the train from there <_<

milla
18-04-2015, 09:16 AM
Think my worst is over. Tree pollen is a cunt.

Don't get the grass stuff.

I'll get another bout around July......Oak....cunt of a tree.

Weakling :pal: :haha:

milla
18-04-2015, 04:08 PM
Established science tells us if you suffer from hay fever it means you are gay. There are a few very rare instances where this isn't the case.

:haha:

LDG
20-04-2015, 08:20 AM
Feeling quite sprightly for a Monday.

We're in the FA Cup final again.

It's Sunny.

Fairly easy week at work.

Bonza

GP
20-04-2015, 08:32 AM
SHE WORE!

LDG
20-04-2015, 08:36 AM
http://arsenalaction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/wembleyarsenal.jpg

Marc Overmars
20-04-2015, 09:14 AM
Pretty chuffed now I booked my holiday for the middle of May rather than the end, even though it was more expensive.

Missing the cup final is just not an option.

LDG
20-04-2015, 09:58 AM
Can't really afford a ticket, so gonna train it up with Mrs LDG and watch it in the Pins if anyone fancies a cup final piss up?

Letters
20-04-2015, 10:12 AM
I may take you up on that :dance:

LDG
20-04-2015, 10:20 AM
I may take you up on that :dance:

I reckon, get there early doors, have some brunch...few beers, few sing songs.

Might give them a bell and find out if it's gonna be ticketed before the day though.....

adzzzbatch
20-04-2015, 12:37 PM
Can't really afford a ticket, so gonna train it up with Mrs LDG and watch it in the Pins if anyone fancies a cup final piss up?

It was great watching it on the big screens on the pitch at The Emirates last year, amazing atmosphere.

On an unrelated note, David Dein is coming into where I work on Wednesday to give a motivational talk.

Letters
20-04-2015, 01:09 PM
It was great watching it on the big screens on the pitch at The Emirates last year, amazing atmosphere.
That's not a bad idea.


Although didn't they turn it off because of a 'pitch invasion'? :rolleyes:

LDG
20-04-2015, 01:18 PM
On an unrelated note, David Dein is coming into where I work on Wednesday to give a motivational talk.

Entitled "The Devil, and how he works"

adzzzbatch
20-04-2015, 01:36 PM
That's not a bad idea.


Although didn't they turn it off because of a 'pitch invasion'? :rolleyes:

They did until everyone had cleared off the pitch then they put it back on again (you would have thought the club could've given the fans some slack after 10 years) luckily we didn't miss any of the presentation.

Ollie the Optimist
20-04-2015, 05:48 PM
That's not a bad idea.


Although didn't they turn it off because of a 'pitch invasion'? :rolleyes:

Have to say it was great fun there last year. 30K fans, all singing etc. Made for a really good atmosphere especially at the final whistle. If i remember correctly, tickets where a fiver for normal seats and a tenner for club level. Most pubs didn't charge because of this so hopefully its all the same this year. Was a superb experience

adzzzbatch
20-04-2015, 06:29 PM
Have to say it was great fun there last year. 30K fans, all singing etc. Made for a really good atmosphere especially at the final whistle. If i remember correctly, tickets where a fiver for normal seats and a tenner for club level. Most pubs didn't charge because of this so hopefully its all the same this year. Was a superb experience

:good: We had a bit of a party on the mini roundabout and Holloway road afterwards it was amazing!

Yep it was £5 for lower and upper and £10 for Club Level.

Letters
20-04-2015, 08:47 PM
Do you have to be a member?

adzzzbatch
20-04-2015, 09:02 PM
Do you have to be a member?

That I don't remember I'm afraid. :getcoat:

edit: Just looked it up, yeah you had to be a member.

Injury Time
20-04-2015, 09:09 PM
It was great watching it on the big screens on the pitch at The Emirates last year, amazing atmosphere.

On an unrelated note, David Dein is coming into where I work on Wednesday to give a motivational talk.
David Dein "It wasn't me!" tour?

Letters
20-04-2015, 09:15 PM
That I don't remember I'm afraid. :getcoat:

edit: Just looked it up, yeah you had to be a member.

Oh :(

LDG
21-04-2015, 08:38 AM
Oh :(

I got two memberships to use, and I'm sure I can get hold of another....would be cool to watch it in the ground.

That said. It would be great to watch it in the pins too.

Xhaka Can’t
21-04-2015, 08:51 AM
Letters could usr my sons JG membership

LDG
21-04-2015, 08:57 AM
:haha:

You fancy a day out on the sauce for the final Gary?

adzzzbatch
21-04-2015, 08:58 AM
Letters could usr my sons JG membership

:haha: :haha:

Letters
21-04-2015, 09:29 AM
:angry:

Any port in a storm.

Ground > Pins IMO.

You know we'll get covered in beer if we score at the Pins. Screw that.

LDG
21-04-2015, 09:32 AM
I'm up for the ground.

Assuming they do the same again...

Fuck club level though. Rather be in with the yobs....

adzzzbatch
21-04-2015, 10:18 AM
:angry:

Any port in a storm.

Ground > Pins IMO.

You know we'll get covered in beer if we score at the Pins. Screw that.

You might do in the ground :lol: They let you take beer out.

Xhaka Can’t
21-04-2015, 02:02 PM
:haha:

You fancy a day out on the sauce for the final Gary?
I might be bringing my son along. It depends how much he enjoys the Swansea game. So the stadium is better for me.

LDG
21-04-2015, 03:03 PM
http://www.thedigichick.com/forums/images/smilies/happy107.gif

Letters
21-04-2015, 03:17 PM
:lol:

In other news, I'd like to see this.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-32387214

Over and over again.
:dance:

Niall_Quinn
21-04-2015, 04:00 PM
Bloody repeats.

LDG
22-04-2015, 08:36 AM
Summer ends today :(

On a brighter note, think I have some sort of piss-up event booked for every Saturday up until the end of June now.

Booze :bow:

Letters
22-04-2015, 08:39 AM
Summer ends today :(
:blink:


Was I in a coma for 6 months?

Did we win the Cup? :unsure:

LDG
22-04-2015, 08:46 AM
:blink:


Was I in a coma for 6 months?

Did we win the Cup? :unsure:

Weather turns shit tomorrow and gets worse :(

Belting it down on Saturday I think.

Letters
22-04-2015, 08:58 AM
*checks weather*

Oh yeah :(

Going to a wedding on Saturday too. <_<

(well, sort of. the bride is Australian so they actually got married out there but they're having a do here for their English friends)

Niall_Quinn
22-04-2015, 09:01 AM
Going to a wedding on Saturday too.

Bigamist

Letters
22-04-2015, 12:57 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-32411621

:lol:

Marc Overmars
22-04-2015, 03:37 PM
Booked an excursion to Chichen Itza. :popcorn:

Hurry up holiday.

LDG
22-04-2015, 03:42 PM
You're going to visit a load of stones?

Fair play.

Marc Overmars
22-04-2015, 03:47 PM
:lol:

Pretty much.

Letters
22-04-2015, 03:53 PM
I saw some Mexican stones on a cruise one time.
Quite interesting tbf.

GP
22-04-2015, 04:00 PM
I saw some Mexican stones on a cruise one time.
Quite interesting tbf.

Didn't know you were into cruising.

Master Splinter
22-04-2015, 04:10 PM
Didn't know you were into cruising.

He never said he was.

WMUG
22-04-2015, 05:21 PM
Last minute winner saved us from relegation today, put us in the College Cup and sent Langwith (cunts) down.

:woohoo:

Letters
22-04-2015, 05:23 PM
yay

WMUG
22-04-2015, 05:45 PM
yay

:gp:

That's what 30+ people in the massive dog pile were saying.

GP
22-04-2015, 07:09 PM
:gp:

That's what 30+ people in the massive dog pile were saying.

Didn't know you were into cruising.

Letters
22-04-2015, 07:22 PM
:gp:

That's what 30+ people in the massive dog pile were saying.

Gaaaaaaay*


* not that there's anything wrong with that, obviously

Letters
23-04-2015, 08:54 AM
Macca :bow:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-32425664


Spring :rose:

Letters
24-04-2015, 08:30 AM
Friday :patrice:

GP
24-04-2015, 08:35 AM
Dentist later. Should be fun.

Letters
24-04-2015, 09:04 AM
Half past two?

I haven't been since I got married. I really should :(

GP
24-04-2015, 09:32 AM
Nah it's at tooth hurty.

I have an abscess. Extraction required.

I'll be self-medicating with scotch later.

Marc Overmars
24-04-2015, 09:42 AM
Ouch.

I've been good the last few years with annual check ups. It helps that my dentist is an extremely attractive Polish bird.

Letters
24-04-2015, 09:46 AM
All Polish 'birds' are attractive. Love my work trips to Warsaw ##
My dentist is (or was, not sure if she's still there :unsure:) a rather nice Dutch lady.

GP
24-04-2015, 10:11 AM
All Polish 'birds' are attractive. Love my work trips to Warsaw ##
My dentist is (or was, not sure if she's still there :unsure:) a rather nice Dutch lady.

Just got back from Belgrade, the same applies to Serbian ladies.

GP
24-04-2015, 04:03 PM
Ow

Letters
24-04-2015, 04:34 PM
:console:

Letters
27-04-2015, 08:48 AM
Passed my theory test
:patrice:

GP
27-04-2015, 08:49 AM
Swift :lol:

Letters
27-04-2015, 08:54 AM
:lol: :p

GP
27-04-2015, 09:01 AM
Congrats, btw

Letters
27-04-2015, 09:05 AM
Was pretty easy really, I distracted myself at one point during Hazard Perception when I noticed it was all computer generated and thought "Ooh, that's clever!".
A lot of it is common sense.

LDG
27-04-2015, 09:14 AM
*Achoooo*

:(

Marc Overmars
27-04-2015, 09:18 AM
Was pretty easy really, I distracted myself at one point during Hazard Perception when I noticed it was all computer generated and thought "Ooh, that's clever!".
A lot of it is common sense.

Nice one. Yeah it's mainly common sense, I remember revising like mad (probably more than my exams at uni!) but when it came to the day I realised I wasted my time because it was fairly simple.

Good luck for the practical!

LDG
27-04-2015, 11:41 AM
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/mans-first-day-of-wearing-apple-watch-to-work-not-going-as-hoped-2015042797777

Marc Overmars
27-04-2015, 11:45 AM
:lol:

I'm sure that's how my office would react if I wore one to work.

Letters
27-04-2015, 12:00 PM
Nice one. Yeah it's mainly common sense, I remember revising like mad (probably more than my exams at uni!) but when it came to the day I realised I wasted my time because it was fairly simple.

Good luck for the practical!

I downloaded an iPad app and even before doing any studying I was getting about 75% right, lots is just common sense.
Had to brush up a bit but yeah, not too tricky.
Was more worried about the Hazard Perception bit (and got slightly distracted when I noticed, in my geeky way, that the clips are computer generated), but so long as you click any time you see anything it seems simple enough.

Not ready for the practical test yet but I'm getting there.

GP
27-04-2015, 12:03 PM
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/mans-first-day-of-wearing-apple-watch-to-work-not-going-as-hoped-2015042797777

:lol:

I also get a hot wrist.

Niall_Quinn
27-04-2015, 12:24 PM
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/mans-first-day-of-wearing-apple-watch-to-work-not-going-as-hoped-2015042797777

Is that what it really looks like? Surely not?

Apple taking the piss :bow:

Niall_Quinn
27-04-2015, 12:28 PM
Passed my theory test
:patrice:

Well done, but you have a car but not a license?

Didn't have written tests in my day. Provided you could crank the handle fast enough to get it started and move forward 10 paces (without injuring the guy with the flag) it was a pass.

GP
27-04-2015, 12:28 PM
Is that what it really looks like? Surely not?

Apple taking the piss :bow:

https://www.apple.com/uk/watch/gallery/#apple-watch-sport-silver-aluminum-case-white-sport-band

Comes in 2 sezes with a bunch of different straps available.

No dice rolling apps will be supported.

Letters
27-04-2015, 12:39 PM
Well done, but you have a car but not a license?
Was never interested in driving but MrsL drives and has a car so I've been nagged into submission so I can share the driving on long journeys.
She doesn't like driving anyway so it would help in certain circumstances if I can drive.

Niall_Quinn
27-04-2015, 12:52 PM
https://www.apple.com/uk/watch/gallery/#apple-watch-sport-silver-aluminum-case-white-sport-band

Comes in 2 sezes with a bunch of different straps available.

No dice rolling apps will be supported.

That's horrendous.

If anyone bar Apple released something that looked like that they'd have precisely zero sales. Maybe a few from the nostalgia crowd or the museums, but that's it. Shit that looked like that was cool in the late 70s early 80s.

Niall_Quinn
27-04-2015, 12:52 PM
Was never interested in driving but MrsL drives and has a car so I've been nagged into submission so I can share the driving on long journeys.
She doesn't like driving anyway so it would help in certain circumstances if I can drive.

Do you think she'll like your driving?

Letters
27-04-2015, 12:54 PM
I don't like hers, so if she doesn't we're even.

<_<

GP
27-04-2015, 01:02 PM
Wimmin :lol:

GP
27-04-2015, 01:03 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w

LDG
27-04-2015, 03:12 PM
I just sharpened a pencil with a pencil sharpener. I haven't done that since school.

Amazing.

Letters
27-04-2015, 03:14 PM
You're living the dream.

LDG
28-04-2015, 08:49 AM
I need a holiday.

:banghead:

Letters
28-04-2015, 09:43 AM
We're all running around panicking here.
All good fun.

:(

Marc Overmars
28-04-2015, 09:58 AM
Someone's bloody house alarm went off at 5am and it was still going on when I left for work 2 hours later. Completely fucked up my sleep so I'm pretty much a zombie now.

LDG
28-04-2015, 10:08 AM
We're all running around panicking here.
All good fun.

:(

Panicking? Why?

Letters
28-04-2015, 10:14 AM
All our Polish team have either left or are leaving. :rolleyes:
And they've left a right bloomin' mess behind them.
Oh, and one of the ones who is still there is now going on paternity leave for two weeks and only told us this week :doh:

Dude, Where's Our Programmers?

Niall_Quinn
28-04-2015, 10:18 AM
Someone's bloody house alarm went off at 5am and it was still going on when I left for work 2 hours later. Completely fucked up my sleep so I'm pretty much a zombie now.

Sorry :-(

Niall_Quinn
28-04-2015, 10:19 AM
All our Polish team have either left or are leaving. :rolleyes:
And they've left a right bloomin' mess behind them.
Oh, and one of the ones who is still there is now going on paternity leave for two weeks and only told us this week :doh:

Dude, Where's Our Programmers?

Why does the British government hire Poles?

No joke. Why are you hiring foreigners? You'd think the one institution that could hire British would be the fucking government.

GP
28-04-2015, 10:22 AM
Why does the British government hire Poles?

No joke. Why are you hiring foreigners? You'd think the one institution that could hire British would be the fucking government.

Because they're cheap.

Letters
28-04-2015, 10:48 AM
Because they're cheap.

Pretty much. And actually they're technically very good.
Indians are cheap too, but they're useless.

Letters
28-04-2015, 10:57 AM
Also, due to 'austerity' we have to be head count neutral in the UK, so we can't hire people here. But we can overseas.
Go figure.
:shrug:

Niall_Quinn
28-04-2015, 11:04 AM
Another reason for the urgent need to get rid of government. Representing the British people by giving their jobs away.

GP
28-04-2015, 11:12 AM
Keith Harris is dead.

Letters
28-04-2015, 11:16 AM
:upset:

Nooooo!

I saw him a few years ago - went to a recording of TV Burp and he was a guest star.

:rose:

LDG
28-04-2015, 12:01 PM
Keith Harris is dead.

Oh No! That's orville awful!

Niall_Quinn
28-04-2015, 12:08 PM
Keith Harris is dead.

Pretty dumb to confess on a public forum.

mr_brighterside
30-04-2015, 06:18 PM
considering getting an iphone 6

anyone got one? whats it like?

GP
30-04-2015, 06:50 PM
I have one. It's good. No complaints.

adzzzbatch
30-04-2015, 08:58 PM
I met Jon Snow (not the yer no nufink one) tonight :)

Injury Time
01-05-2015, 11:22 AM
considering getting an iphone 6

anyone got one? whats it like?
It's okay, like the 5 but er bigger, the camera lens is proud of the back so will get scratched / knocked to shit (mine a work phone so meh), battery life sucks ass on mine though.

Letters
01-05-2015, 02:05 PM
I met Jon Snow (not the yer no nufink one) tonight :)

Living. The. Dream.

Letters
01-05-2015, 02:07 PM
They're dropping like flies

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-32547474

:rose:

LDG
01-05-2015, 04:09 PM
They're dropping like flies

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-32547474

:rose:

:(

Really sad

GP
01-05-2015, 07:00 PM
So NASA have invented a warp drive.

Maybe.

Shaqiri Is Boss
02-05-2015, 10:28 AM
And we don't even get an extra bank holiday?

Letters
02-05-2015, 11:43 AM
Why would we get a Bank Holiday when NASA invent the warp drive?


Also...Gawd bless 'em.

Royals :bow:

Niall_Quinn
02-05-2015, 02:39 PM
Because people could use the warp drive to travel back in time anyway, thus getting an extra day. This would be discriminatory against people who can't afford warp drives or aren't eligible for state support in obtaining one. Therefore might as well just declare a holiday. Makes sense.

Also, fuck them. Bitch and her fuck awful litter.

adzzzbatch
02-05-2015, 09:28 PM
Great another benefit scrounging reptile has hatched from it's egg that I'm going to have to pay for.

LDG
04-05-2015, 06:04 AM
Saw a "suggestions for the name of the royal baby" on facebook. My personal favourites were:

Spacefighter Karatebastard

Kevin

and, Diana 2

Letters
04-05-2015, 07:12 AM
Diana 2 :lol:


Off to Warsaw today :dance:

mr_brighterside
04-05-2015, 10:08 AM
krakow ftw

mr_brighterside
04-05-2015, 10:18 AM
how will you celebrate star wars day?

GP
04-05-2015, 10:28 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q81OM76mnk

Letters
04-05-2015, 01:11 PM
krakow ftw

We haven't got an office there :(

mr_brighterside
04-05-2015, 03:20 PM
took the family to Wisley today, had a great time including crawling on the grass with my boy to show him it was ok. mega queues to park and for ice cream though.

GP
04-05-2015, 04:17 PM
#BoringJamesMilner

mr_brighterside
04-05-2015, 04:42 PM
paedophilia jokes about father son time, classy :rolleyes:

Marc Overmars
04-05-2015, 04:52 PM
:wacko:

GP
04-05-2015, 04:54 PM
Wait, who, what??

Niall_Quinn
04-05-2015, 05:08 PM
Wait, who, what??

Can you please take you anti-Semitism elsewhere? It really isn't needed here!

Xhaka Can’t
04-05-2015, 05:23 PM
:unsure:

LDG
04-05-2015, 05:25 PM
Can't believe GP is so homophobic.

Niall_Quinn
04-05-2015, 05:31 PM
Can't believe GP is so homophobic.

He's copying you.

Xhaka Can’t
04-05-2015, 05:32 PM
Paedophilic anti-Semetic homophobes are the worst.

GP
04-05-2015, 05:34 PM
Muslims :haha:

mr_brighterside
04-05-2015, 05:49 PM
woops my bad

was thinking of adam johnson, I apologise

Master Splinter
04-05-2015, 05:55 PM
https://twitter.com/BoringMilner/status/584803989058904066

:haha:

Ollie the Optimist
06-05-2015, 11:10 AM
Arsenal confirm they will screen the final at the Emirates again. Same prices as last year (£10 for club level, £5 for normal), but increased capacity to 40k rather then 30k. Was great fun last year, would recommend it again for people wanting to watch the game.

Letters
06-05-2015, 11:42 AM
See you there!
(If someone can lend me a membership...)

LDG
06-05-2015, 11:46 AM
See you all there!

Except Letters, unless he can find a membership.

Injury Time
06-05-2015, 12:51 PM
Arsenal confirm they will screen the final at the Emirates again. Same prices as last year (£10 for club level, £5 for normal), but increased capacity to 40k rather then 30k. Was great fun last year, would recommend it again for people wanting to watch the game.
Think it's Friday find out how we've done in the ballot, but we'll head for The Emirates if don't make it to Wemberleee

Letters
06-05-2015, 01:55 PM
:upset:

LDG
06-05-2015, 02:30 PM
:upset:

If me and the missus don't go, you can have one of mine....

:good:

adzzzbatch
06-05-2015, 02:43 PM
Arsenal confirm they will screen the final at the Emirates again. Same prices as last year (£10 for club level, £5 for normal), but increased capacity to 40k rather then 30k. Was great fun last year, would recommend it again for people wanting to watch the game.

:gp:

Twas awesome :good:

adzzzbatch
06-05-2015, 02:44 PM
See you all there!

Except Letters, unless he can find a membership.

:lol:

Munchies
06-05-2015, 04:37 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh4BYW6wChg

the Ed front page :lol:

Ollie the Optimist
07-05-2015, 08:56 AM
:gp:

Twas awesome :good:

my memory is fairly hazy from that day, but did i bump into you at club level that day Adzz

Marc Overmars
07-05-2015, 09:59 AM
Picking up my new car tonight. :patrice:

Letters
07-05-2015, 10:03 AM
Swift :bow:

Niall_Quinn
07-05-2015, 10:29 AM
Picking up my new car tonight. :patrice:

Either you are fucking strong or you have a Smart car.

adzzzbatch
07-05-2015, 02:00 PM
my memory is fairly hazy from that day, but did i bump into you at club level that day Adzz

Yes I remember that, got a little wasted that day :lol: :cheers:

GP
07-05-2015, 07:21 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjnrLt3VuSM

WMUG
08-05-2015, 05:25 PM
:)

Letters
08-05-2015, 05:55 PM
You ate da poo poo?

GP
08-05-2015, 06:34 PM
It's a SICKNESS!

Letters
11-05-2015, 08:47 AM
Monday :(

Letters
11-05-2015, 08:53 AM
It's a SICKNESS!

I like how he only asks the children to step out after talking about eating 'da poo poo' and a rather graphic description of anal fisting :blink:

LDG
11-05-2015, 09:35 AM
Monday :(

Innit.

Was out in Brixton on Saturday night. Didn't get in until 1.30am.

Five years ago, that would have been an early one.

Now, it feels like I haven't slept for a month.

adzzzbatch
11-05-2015, 09:41 AM
Innit.

Was out in Brixton on Saturday night. Didn't get in until 1.30am.

Five years ago, that would have been an early one.

Now, it feels like I haven't slept for a month.

Old people :pal:

Letters
11-05-2015, 10:00 AM
Old people :pal:

The good thing is you'll be young forever.

LDG
11-05-2015, 10:01 AM
Old people :pal:

I needn't post a picture of the state those of slightly less years than me get into after a couple of pints :whistle:

adzzzbatch
11-05-2015, 10:07 AM
I needn't post a picture of the state those of slightly less years than me get into after a couple of pints :whistle:

:run:


:getcoat:

Letters
11-05-2015, 12:56 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-32690534

:lol:

:doh:

LDG
11-05-2015, 01:23 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-32690534

:lol:

:doh:

I know right!?

£3 is dirt cheap.

adzzzbatch
13-05-2015, 07:30 AM
Tix for The Emirates go on sale on Monday morning. :)

Injury Time
13-05-2015, 07:33 AM
Tix for The Emirates go on sale on Monday morning. :)

I've got a ticket for Wembley :scarf:, my mate who applied as lead this time didn't :doh:

Injury Time
13-05-2015, 07:34 AM
Tix for The Emirates go on sale on Monday morning. :)

Is it for members only? Mate was thinking of going, but taking his kids with

Letters
13-05-2015, 08:10 AM
Yes, it's for Members only :angry:

LDG
13-05-2015, 08:12 AM
Yes, it's for Members only :angry:

You can use my membership :rolleyes:

Don't think I'll be making it :(

Letters
13-05-2015, 08:23 AM
Oh :(. Hmm.

LDG
13-05-2015, 08:42 AM
Oh :(. Hmm.

More to the point. I won't be making it with the other half as we can't get a babysitter....

I may yet twist her arm to come up myself, in which case I have two memberships anyway. Leave it with me for a day or two to work on her (so to speak).

Injury Time
13-05-2015, 09:00 AM
Sagna checking out a new bench to warm (9 league appearances :rolleyes: #ambition)
https://mobile.twitter.com/Sagnaofficial/status/598084077011542016

Letters
13-05-2015, 09:07 AM
More to the point. I won't be making it with the other half as we can't get a babysitter....

I may yet twist her arm to come up myself, in which case I have two memberships anyway. Leave it with me for a day or two to work on her (so to speak).

Coolio. Let me know :tiphat:

Ollie the Optimist
13-05-2015, 12:50 PM
if there are still tickets available on wedneday next week, think it said you can book an extra 4 tickets on your membership for family and friends. Might not need a spare membership after all

Xhaka Can’t
13-05-2015, 03:15 PM
if there are still tickets available on wedneday next week, think it said you can book an extra 4 tickets on your membership for family and friends. Might not need a spare membership after all

I don't think any of his family have memberships.

LDG
14-05-2015, 02:50 PM
Coolio. Let me know :tiphat:

Decided to give it a miss....membership yours for the day if you wanted to book tickets though :good:

Letters
14-05-2015, 03:08 PM
Hmm. Thanks. Rapidly losing enthusiasm tbh, might just watch at home with dad #boringboringletters.
Will let you know if I do decide to go for it. :tiphat:

Xhaka Can’t
14-05-2015, 05:07 PM
After going to watch that abortion of a performance on Monday, I've no desire to part with another Arsenal related penny this season.

adzzzbatch
14-05-2015, 05:21 PM
Just me and Ollie again then....

See you in the Royal Oak again :cheers:

fakeyank
14-05-2015, 05:33 PM
Just me and Ollie again then....

See you in the Royal Oak again :cheers:

See ya on the 30th for the Cup Final :tiphat:

Xhaka Can’t
14-05-2015, 07:03 PM
Just me and Ollie again then....

See you in the Royal Oak again :cheers:
Football and a highly charged political debate.

What more could you want?

GP
14-05-2015, 08:09 PM
Which popular voice actor is no longer with The Simpsons?

If you guessed Harry Shearer you were wrong, he was never popular.

Ollie the Optimist
14-05-2015, 08:10 PM
Just me and Ollie again then....

See you in the Royal Oak again :cheers:


Ill be in the Tolly, might bump into again at the stadium :lol:

Letters
14-05-2015, 08:55 PM
Which popular voice actor is no longer with The Simpsons?

If you guessed Harry Shearer you were wrong, he was never popular.

Well, he's no Dan Castalanata but it is a big loss. They should just kill it tbh, it's had a great run.
(Add your own 'Wenger' joke hee)

GP
14-05-2015, 09:41 PM
He voices
- Kent Brockman
- Mr. Burns
- Flanders
- Dr. Hibbert
- Lenny
- Rev. Lovejoy
- Otto
- Skinner
- Smithers


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAUY1J8KizU

GP
15-05-2015, 12:11 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Ui64Zu9.gif

WMUG
15-05-2015, 12:15 PM
Simpsons

:wave:

adzzzbatch
15-05-2015, 03:43 PM
Not Lenny!

LDG
15-05-2015, 03:54 PM
I'm gonna go home and get blasted on wine, beer and whiskey.

That's about all I've got to say about that.

LDG
18-05-2015, 08:27 AM
Nice out :lol:

Come on summer, where art thou.

Monday :(

Letters
18-05-2015, 08:41 AM
Weekend was nice, I guess. Not a bad day to be stuck in an office.

In other news, I'm meeting Handy and some others in the 12 Pins on Sunday.
I'll be there about 1:30pm.

Come one, come all...
:tumbleweed:

LDG
18-05-2015, 09:01 AM
Weekend was nice, I guess. Not a bad day to be stuck in an office.

In other news, I'm meeting Handy and some others in the 12 Pins on Sunday.
I'll be there about 1:30pm.

Come one, come all...
:tumbleweed:

My bruv might be there....

I'm looking after an invalid, so I'll be stuck at home :(

Letters
18-05-2015, 09:05 AM
You invited ILT round? :o

Niall_Quinn
18-05-2015, 09:19 AM
Nice out :lol:

Come on summer, where art thou.

Monday :(

Having a good weekend isn't worth it, it just makes Monday all the more unbearable. I think I'll have shit weekends from now on so I don't need to hurt myself on Mondays.

LDG
18-05-2015, 09:34 AM
You invited ILT round? :o

Don't be silly.

He's dead.


Nah, my missus is having a minor op on her hand, which means she can't lift the little one, or for that matter, my huge penis. Therefore, I'm on duty at home.

Niall_Quinn
18-05-2015, 09:43 AM
Don't be silly.

He's dead.


Nah, my missus is having a minor op on her hand, which means she can't lift the little one, or for that matter, my huge penis. Therefore, I'm on duty at home.

Didn't realise. Do you know if she's still coming around tonight or does she want to postpone?

LDG
18-05-2015, 09:56 AM
Didn't realise. Do you know if she's still coming around tonight or does she want to postpone?

Aww, is it bed bath night? I'm afraid it'll be your normal carer today :console:

Letters
18-05-2015, 01:51 PM
These Eastern Europeans. :sulk:
They come over here, cleaing our geriatrics.

Niall_Quinn
18-05-2015, 02:04 PM
Aww, is it bed bath night? I'm afraid it'll be your normal carer today :console:

Not Nasri's wife again FFS! :censored:

Master Splinter
18-05-2015, 02:16 PM
Not Nasri's wife again FFS! :censored:

She likes the kompany tbf.


































































:haha:

:haha:

:haha:

That was genius.

GP
18-05-2015, 09:37 PM
She likes the kompany tbf.


































































:haha:

:haha:

:haha:

That was genius.

That was Syn-level wit.

GP
18-05-2015, 09:37 PM
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0059/1872/products/f-bomb-final_1_large.png?v=1368727991

LDG
19-05-2015, 08:31 AM
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0059/1872/products/f-bomb-final_1_large.png?v=1368727991

:lol:

LDG
19-05-2015, 08:35 AM
Another 4am start.

Kids. You gotta love 'em.

:crying:

Letters
19-05-2015, 08:36 AM
Kids. You gotta love 'em.

It was very popular in the 70s apparently.

Marc Overmars
19-05-2015, 09:06 AM
Post holiday blues. :upset:

Niall_Quinn
19-05-2015, 09:12 AM
Another 4am start.

Kids. You gotta love 'em.

:crying:

I managed 5am, that extra hour makes all the difference.

LDG
19-05-2015, 09:12 AM
EDIT: @ MO

:console:

When did you get back?

How were the big rocks?

Have you looked at booking your next holiday already (true sign of post-holiday blues)?

GP
19-05-2015, 09:12 AM
It was very popular in the 70s apparently.

On an unrelated note, it's Pete Townshend's 70th birthday today.

LDG
19-05-2015, 09:18 AM
On an unrelated note, it's Pete Townshend's 70th birthday today.

Who?




















































:haha:

:haha: :haha:

:MS:

Letters
19-05-2015, 10:59 AM
Talking of which


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iX5sUKzkh0

#embarrassing.

Marc Overmars
19-05-2015, 11:03 AM
EDIT: @ MO

:console:

When did you get back?

How were the big rocks?

Have you looked at booking your next holiday already (true sign of post-holiday blues)?

Got back in the early hours of this morning. Chichen Itza was quite impressive actually, we were pretty shattered from the journey (3 hour coach trip) but it was worth it. All very unspoiled and preserved, our tour guide was great as well and it was interesting learning all the facts and history. :geek:

There was also no one around flogging a bunch of shit like you get at the Pyramids in Egypt, so that was good.

Overall a great trip. I'd recommend Cancun to anyone.

Yeah we'll probably go away in September/October...mainly because I plan on popping the question. :o

LDG
19-05-2015, 11:47 AM
Yeah we'll probably go away in September/October...mainly because I plan on popping the question. :o

:faint:


:haha:

It happens to them all eventually.

God rest your soul :rose:

Xhaka Can’t
19-05-2015, 11:52 AM
It was very popular in the 70s apparently.

Racist!

Letters
19-05-2015, 12:23 PM
:blink: