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LDG
14-08-2015, 01:40 PM
Lashings of ginger ale

Letters
16-08-2015, 10:50 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/1264527

India :lol:
Awlful country


<_<

PGFC
16-08-2015, 11:39 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2950159

Berlin > Chennai

:)

Letters
17-08-2015, 05:04 AM
That is almost certainly true.

My hotel room is ridiculous, it's bigger than my house :lol:
Well, one floor of it, anyway.

LDG
17-08-2015, 08:48 AM
:yawn:

At least we won yesterday.

Chelsea fan conveniently "off sick"

Cunt

Letters
17-08-2015, 09:19 AM
I checked the scores before I rolled into bed for a few hours.
Thought "oh, good!" about ours and chuckled at Chelsea. Horrible club.

Off to see a bit of Chennai soon, will probably get killed so it was mediocre knowing y'all.

LDG
21-08-2015, 07:53 PM
Friday :bow:

Wine :bow:

Curry :bow:

Beer :bow:

Whiskey :bow:

Music :bow:

adzzzbatch
21-08-2015, 08:51 PM
Friday :bow:

Wine :bow:

Curry :bow:

Beer :bow:

Whiskey :bow:

Music :bow:

:gp:

GP
21-08-2015, 08:58 PM
I'm not going to lie.

I am cunted.

adzzzbatch
21-08-2015, 09:04 PM
:lol: What time did you start?

GP
21-08-2015, 09:05 PM
Umm, 5 ish?

Niall_Quinn
21-08-2015, 09:31 PM
Friday :bow:

Wine :bow:

Curry :bow:

Beer :bow:

Whiskey :bow:

Music :bow:

Wine :haha:

GP
21-08-2015, 09:38 PM
Fucking love wine, me.

GP
21-08-2015, 10:25 PM
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE TOTTENHAM?

GP
21-08-2015, 10:25 PM
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE SMALL??

Letters
21-08-2015, 11:20 PM
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE SMALL??

Your words. They hurt :(

Letters
21-08-2015, 11:20 PM
Also...

http://www.independent.ie/entertainment/banter/mum-accidentally-requests-wee-blind-girl-on-birthday-cake-after-autocorrect-fail-31458536.html

:lol:

WMUG
22-08-2015, 04:05 AM
Fairly sure I got robbed while off my tits on MDMA.

Fucking terrifying, last minute thing I remember is dancing with my mate, next thing you know I'm unsuccessfully typing my pin into a cashpoint with some dodgy eastern European man sat next to me and all the cash in my wallet and my bank card gone .

Old saying goes: Kids :rolleyes:.

Munchies
22-08-2015, 04:27 AM
Fairly sure I got robbed while off my tits on MDMA.

Fucking terrifying, last minute thing I remember is dancing with my mate, next thing you know I'm unsuccessfully typing my pin into a cashpoint with some dodgy eastern European man sat next to me and all the cash in my wallet and my bank card gone .

Old saying goes: Kids :rolleyes:.

"Where on this doll did he touch you??"

LDG
22-08-2015, 04:55 AM
Jesus WMUG, not even I was that dumbass growing up, and I've been off my tits on most things.

You're lucky your wallet was the only thing you lost....your anal virginity being one of the other things that could have been gone forever.

Marc Overmars
22-08-2015, 07:43 AM
MDMA?

FFS.

Letters
22-08-2015, 03:44 PM
You're lucky your wallet was the only thing you lost....your anal virginity being one of the other things that could have been gone forever.
I reckon that ship has sailed...

Niall_Quinn
22-08-2015, 06:03 PM
Fairly sure I got robbed while off my tits on MDMA.

Fucking terrifying, last minute thing I remember is dancing with my mate, next thing you know I'm unsuccessfully typing my pin into a cashpoint with some dodgy eastern European man sat next to me and all the cash in my wallet and my bank card gone .

Old saying goes: Kids :rolleyes:.

Dancing :haha:

adzzzbatch
22-08-2015, 09:56 PM
Wine :haha:

Wine is fucking awesome.

Niall_Quinn
22-08-2015, 09:57 PM
Wine is fucking awesome.

As awesome as dancing and anal action.

adzzzbatch
22-08-2015, 09:58 PM
As awesome as dancing and anal action.

Speak for yourself, I haven't tried either of them.

LDG
24-08-2015, 10:09 AM
4 day week :dance:

Although, what a shitfest it is outside.

Summer :rose:

Letters
24-08-2015, 11:10 AM
0 day week :cool:

Off to Naples. Tootles :wave:

LDG
24-08-2015, 11:13 AM
Gay!

Letters
24-08-2015, 11:27 AM
Hopefully :d

Best man is getting married to a Neopolitan, presumably she comes in 3 flavours ##

Niall_Quinn
24-08-2015, 11:31 AM
0 day week :cool:

Off to Naples. Tootles :wave:

Endless fun with taxpayer cash. How do I get me one of them gigs? I suppose if we're dumb enough to have government then might as well milk it.

PGFC
24-08-2015, 11:34 AM
Hopefully :d

Best man is getting married to a Neopolitan, presumably she comes in 3 flavours ##

He'll be a made man :good:

Letters
24-08-2015, 11:36 AM
Endless fun with taxpayer cash. How do I get me one of them gigs? I suppose if we're dumb enough to have government then might as well milk it.

This is a holiday :shrug:

You get one of them gigs by working for an organisation which works globally and has distributed teams who have to meet sometimes.

And, for the record, I always have to fly Economy because we're public sector.

So. :p

PGFC
24-08-2015, 11:42 AM
Letters > Johnny English

LDG
24-08-2015, 11:55 AM
Letters > Johnny English

Nah. Rowan Atkinson is quite tall.

Niall_Quinn
24-08-2015, 01:03 PM
This is a holiday :shrug:

How can you tell the difference?

Marc Overmars
25-08-2015, 03:09 PM
You want to hear something crazy?

Some bloke at work said he doesn't like Nutella.

WTF.

Niall_Quinn
25-08-2015, 03:10 PM
You want to hear something crazy?

Some bloke at work said he doesn't like Nutella.

WTF.

Sure you pronounced it correctly? He might have thought you meant something else.

GP
25-08-2015, 03:38 PM
FYI it's pronounced like New-Tella.

Weird, innit?

Marc Overmars
25-08-2015, 03:41 PM
Sure you pronounced it correctly? He might have thought you meant something else.

I think he's one of those gay types, so he would have said yes if he misheard.

Master Splinter
25-08-2015, 04:35 PM
Nuts are disgusting.

Like your mums.

LDG
25-08-2015, 06:45 PM
Nuts are disgusting.

Like your mums.

My mums nuts are shaven and clean tbf

GP
25-08-2015, 07:27 PM
It's true, they are.

LDG
27-08-2015, 02:44 PM
GP, if you still live in Reading, can I pitch my tent in your back garden on Sunday night Kthnxbai.

At Reading Festival for the day, but my last train goes at the stupidly early time of 9.50pm, which means I miss the headliners....

GP
27-08-2015, 02:51 PM
Sadly my 3rd floor flat doesn't really have a garden...

You can still come round and pitch a tent, though ##

LDG
27-08-2015, 02:54 PM
:run:

Injury Time
27-08-2015, 02:56 PM
:run:

You in a hurry to get there in case there's a queue?

LDG
27-08-2015, 02:58 PM
You in a hurry to get there in case there's a queue?

I have decided not to go anywhere near Reading

GP
27-08-2015, 03:14 PM
You in a hurry to get there in case there's a queue?

There's always a queue.

Just like at your mums.

LDG
27-08-2015, 03:18 PM
:haha:

Injury Time
27-08-2015, 08:42 PM
There's always a queue.

Just like at your mums.
Necrophilia is popular I guess

Letters
28-08-2015, 01:41 PM
Naples :bow:

Italian women :bow:

I thought the Poles were nice but everyone here looks like they're been Photoshopped.

PGFC
01-09-2015, 06:31 PM
What no £150million signing? Club's a fucking disgrace! :sulk:

Master Splinter
01-09-2015, 07:04 PM
I don't like Wengcunt. I wish misery upon him. He probably deserves to die for not using £8m + £200m on blokes who kick balls and run around because this will directly have a detrimental impact on my life. My body, mind and soul are forever scarred. In the end, putting my blood, sweat and tears into a thankless hobby turned out to be the meaning of life. But now, it seems my life has ended.

I intend to haunt Wengcunt once I have successfully cut myself and I have also decided to support PSG in the afterlife.

McNamara That Ghost...
01-09-2015, 08:25 PM
Wenger. :lol:

What a WUM. Top, top quality.

Letters
02-09-2015, 09:12 AM
He must have been inspired by this place. Already this week we've had people WUMming and moaning about a game we won.
And now they're WUMming and moaning when we haven't played at all.

:lol:

PGFC
02-09-2015, 10:27 AM
£865 million to move some football players from one club to another though, it's gone beyond madness now, people are idiots.

milla
03-09-2015, 01:57 PM
£865 million to move some football players from one club to another though, it's gone beyond madness now, people are idiots.

Could use those money else where tbh. What a madness. :coffee:

LDG
05-09-2015, 04:56 AM
Yes! No football this weekend! :dance:

I shall be mostly painting sheds.

But also test driving a new motor....

Xhaka Can’t
05-09-2015, 07:09 AM
What time are you Wengering for your new car?

GP
05-09-2015, 09:29 AM
Swift :haha:

Marc Overmars
05-09-2015, 09:49 AM
Saw an absolute mug kerb the alloys of his R8 last night. Karma for driving round the block about 6 times to get attention. :pal:

Injury Time
05-09-2015, 10:18 AM
Saw an absolute mug kerb the alloys of his R8 last night. Karma for driving round the block about 6 times to get attention. :pal:

Yeah I got a phone call that made me swerve into the curb <_<

Letters
05-09-2015, 02:13 PM
1D :bow:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/34149177/harry-styles-proves-hes-a-stickler-for-good-grammar

LDG
05-09-2015, 07:41 PM
What time are you Wengering for your new car?

There was nothing better than what I have :shrug:

I may go and pick up a 2007 plate Micra for £150 as back up though.

LDG
05-09-2015, 07:44 PM
Saw an absolute mug kerb the alloys of his R8 last night. Karma for driving round the block about 6 times to get attention. :pal:

Have done that both sides now :(

Thing is, I run ip the curb to park outside my gaff every day, and it's low enough that it parks nicely. When the curb is a foot high, kinda fucks your wheels up

Niall_Quinn
05-09-2015, 08:37 PM
There was nothing better than what I have :shrug:

I may go and pick up a 2007 plate Micra for £150 as back up though.

Here you go:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3223322/Manchester-United-car-painted-memorable-scenes-goes-sale-just-790.html

LDG
05-09-2015, 08:56 PM
Here you go:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3223322/Manchester-United-car-painted-memorable-scenes-goes-sale-just-790.html

Ahhh, the good old Welbeck 1.6 Sport eh?

PGFC
07-09-2015, 09:40 AM
Ah, Monday my old friend, here you are again, joy.

Maestro
07-09-2015, 04:17 PM
Ah, Monday my old friend, here you are again, joy.

....and there he goes again, until next week. we see this guy too often to be honest

Letters
09-09-2015, 08:07 AM
Gawd bless 'er :bow:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-34177107

:dance:

LDG
09-09-2015, 10:35 AM
Gawd bless 'er :bow:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-34177107

:dance:

It's not exactly an achievement is it?

Well done, you haven't died yet. Bravo.

Xhaka Can’t
09-09-2015, 10:40 AM
I reckon Phil hasn't much longer.

LDG
09-09-2015, 10:49 AM
I thought he was on his way out ages back. They must have coated him in formaldehyde and pumped him full of blue pills these last few years. Either that, or he's now a robot....a racist one.

Letters
09-09-2015, 11:02 AM
It's not exactly an achievement is it?

Well done, you haven't died yet. Bravo.

I suppose not, but she's been a good Queen, as these things go.

Prince Charles :pal:

Xhaka Can’t
09-09-2015, 11:13 AM
Nah, the best Queen rocked Live Aid

adzzzbatch
09-09-2015, 07:22 PM
It's about time we got rid of those parasites leeching off the country, image what the headline on the mail would be if these benefit scroungers lived in a two up two down council house in Stockport or somewhere?
It's about time we became a republic. Ah well I can but dream. I'll just let the serfs get on with it. [/rant]

GP
09-09-2015, 08:56 PM
http://i.imgur.com/FTBUEXF.png

adzzzbatch
09-09-2015, 10:02 PM
http://i.imgur.com/FTBUEXF.png

http://hijinksensue.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/2012-06-19-surface-tension.jpg

Niall_Quinn
09-09-2015, 10:07 PM
http://i.imgur.com/FTBUEXF.png

£10K pencil :bow:

LDG
10-09-2015, 08:59 AM
Getting bored of Apple now.

Keeping my iphone until it dies, then gonna try something new.

Letters
10-09-2015, 09:17 AM
I'm not an Apple fanboy but their stuff is fine. I'm sure the Samsung stuff is too though.

LDG
10-09-2015, 09:21 AM
I'm not an Apple fanboy but their stuff is fine. I'm sure the Samsung stuff is too though.

I have loved the iphone and ipod.....and I'll probably end up getting the next iphone....but I kinda want to see what else is out there.

I just don't get why they're wasting their time on pencils and watches etc. There is a limit to what people will embrace after a while....I really can't see the watch thing lasting. People aren't going to phone people with it, and the display is too small to make it worth doing anything on. The one person I know who has one just uses it as a watch ffs.

They should just stick to what they do best.

GP
10-09-2015, 09:57 AM
The watch sales were really high for about 2 weeks. Once all the fanboys had bought one, there was no real lasting appeal.

Apple aren't the innovators that some would have you believe. I have an iPhone right now, does what it's supposed to do. There are some features I really like and the build quality is top notch (something Samsung is sorely lacking)

Might go back to Nokia next time tbh.

Marc Overmars
10-09-2015, 10:09 AM
I've had an S4 for a while but I think I'll probably sell that soon and buy the new 6s, there's just something very simplistic about iOS that I like. I don't care a great deal for all the bells and whistles that come with phones these days and iPhones are actually quite stripped back compared to its competitors.

Niall_Quinn
10-09-2015, 10:15 AM
Getting bored of Apple now.

Keeping my iphone until it dies, then gonna try something new.

Yep - boring. It's fashion tech designed to keep the revenue flowing but there hasn't been any real innovation since the iPad. The prices are ludicrous for what you get.

Letters
10-09-2015, 10:16 AM
Have to say - in response to the accusation that each iPhone is basically the same - that I have an iPhone 5C (fanx, mum!) for personal use and then work (fanx, British Tax-payer) got me an iPhone 6 and it's loads better. I prefer the screen size and it's much slimmer and lighter.
The Samsungs are fine too but my impression is they're more for people who like to play around and modify their phones.

The watch was a waste of time though.

adzzzbatch
10-09-2015, 10:30 AM
I'm waiting for the Microsoft Lumia 950XL to replace my Nokia Lumia 925. Not interested in Apple what so ever.

GP
10-09-2015, 11:16 AM
Yeah that's the one I'm waiting for as well.

Heisenberg
10-09-2015, 12:26 PM
I have an iPad mini, which is really good, I use it a lot. I use windows for everything else though. It would be nice to have an iPhone but my Nokia does everything I need it to for a fraction of the price so I've not bothered so far.

LDG
11-09-2015, 03:39 AM
Your mum

http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20150910-the-fattest-animal-on-earth

Niall_Quinn
11-09-2015, 08:06 AM
Your mum

http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20150910-the-fattest-animal-on-earth

No yours

Letters
11-09-2015, 08:47 AM
She's just big boned :sulk:

Friday :patrice:

LDG
11-09-2015, 08:50 AM
YESSSSS!! :dance:

Few drinks at home tonight, then I'm on the beer train in the morning to old laaaandan town for the game.

Niall_Quinn
11-09-2015, 09:02 AM
YESSSSS!! :dance:

Few drinks at home tonight, then I'm on the beer train in the morning to old laaaandan town for the game.

You're still banned from drinking at work?

LDG
11-09-2015, 09:13 AM
You're still banned from drinking at work?

Sadly.

Calling my boss a cunting old fuckcunt whilst swaying from side to side wasn't doing me any favours.

LDG
11-09-2015, 10:42 AM
Wowzers. 14 years since 9/11 :o

Can't believe it's that long ago.

Marc Overmars
11-09-2015, 10:48 AM
Still remember how surreal it was watching it when I came home from school.

Letters
11-09-2015, 10:48 AM
Not too much hoopla about it this year.

LDG
11-09-2015, 10:48 AM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/craigsilverman/people-in-toronto-created-a-memorial-to-a-dead-raccoon-after#.hao7pP6X6Y

:haha:

Letters
11-09-2015, 10:53 AM
Still remember how surreal it was watching it when I came home from school.

School! :lol:

Kids!

:oldboy:

LDG
11-09-2015, 11:46 AM
I remember school :lol:

Awful place.

adzzzbatch
11-09-2015, 03:29 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FveXB_-W3HM

"Reclaim the calendar!"

GP
11-09-2015, 07:49 PM
Stewart Lee is a genius.

adzzzbatch
11-09-2015, 08:25 PM
Stewart Lee is a genius.

:gp:

GP
11-09-2015, 09:51 PM
http://www.michaeljfoxnews.com/

Niall_Quinn
11-09-2015, 10:43 PM
Not too much hoopla about it this year.

I think they may have milked it for as far as it will go. 14 years topping the charts is not bad at all. I wonder if they are planning a sequel. Netflix is promoting its latest science offering, Aliens on the Moon. I'm not 100% sure if the 11/9 audience are prepared to go that far just yet, buy-in could be as low as 99% but even so if you don't try then you don't get.

GP
11-09-2015, 11:00 PM
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

Niall_Quinn
11-09-2015, 11:01 PM
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

Yes it can under certain conditions.

GP
11-09-2015, 11:05 PM
Oh.

Niall_Quinn
11-09-2015, 11:10 PM
Oh.

The key thing to remember is the details don't matter.

GP
11-09-2015, 11:16 PM
#BushDid911

Niall_Quinn
11-09-2015, 11:19 PM
#BushDid911

Seriously? You think a moron could plan something like that? It's an ambitious theory. I'll listen to it but I don't guarantee I'll buy it.

adzzzbatch
12-09-2015, 08:43 AM
Mossad :coffee:

Coney
12-09-2015, 01:51 PM
Not this old chestnut.

Let's say you want to have an atrocity in New York in 2001, killing large numbers of Americans so you can justify a war against Iraq, etc. So you what could you do? You could get aircraft and fly them into a building which you had previously laced with explosives which you detonate an hour or so after you have crashed the planes into the building. This takes a lot of people doing a lot of work setting it up in full view of the people of New York, requiring careful timing, etc. - a massive list of things that can go wrong and a lot of people you need to keep quiet. Or... You can get a large truck and fill it with explosives, drive it into the middle of New York, set a 5 minute timer and walk away. You get the same effect but you only need a couple of people to set it up and the task is totally simple.

What would you do? Obvious really. Also, the 'evidence' of the conspirators just does not stand up. It is total bollocks.

Now if you were to say that Bush took advantage of the 9/11 attack ,which had nothing to do with Sadam Hussein (who definitely would NOT want Al Qaeda to be around and would have destroyed them if he could since they would want his downfall too), using it as the excuse to then invade Iraq and get their oil back onto the world market to keep the price of petrol low - THAT is definitely a plausible claim.

Niall_Quinn
12-09-2015, 02:10 PM
Not this old chestnut.

Let's say you want to have an atrocity in New York in 2001, killing large numbers of Americans so you can justify a war against Iraq, etc. So you what could you do? You could get aircraft and fly them into a building which you had previously laced with explosives which you detonate an hour or so after you have crashed the planes into the building. This takes a lot of people doing a lot of work setting it up in full view of the people of New York, requiring careful timing, etc. - a massive list of things that can go wrong and a lot of people you need to keep quiet. Or... You can get a large truck and fill it with explosives, drive it into the middle of New York, set a 5 minute timer and walk away. You get the same effect but you only need a couple of people to set it up and the task is totally simple.

What would you do? Obvious really. Also, the 'evidence' of the conspirators just does not stand up. It is total bollocks.

Now if you were to say that Bush took advantage of the 9/11 attack ,which had nothing to do with Sadam Hussein (who definitely would NOT want Al Qaeda to be around and would have destroyed them if he could since they would want his downfall too), using it as the excuse to then invade Iraq and get their oil back onto the world market to keep the price of petrol low - THAT is definitely a plausible claim.

None of this is the issue, it's the distraction. The issue is the US government lied about who was behind the attacks and how they were carried out. That much can be proven beyond reasonable doubt. It doesn't matter what other conspiracy theories crop up, they are irrelevant. The only conspiracy theory that matters is the one spun by the US government. It doesn't stand up to even the most basic scrutiny and the crime of 11/9 has yet to be investigated and those responsible brought to justice. That's an outrage that can't stand.

Letters
14-09-2015, 11:16 AM
Off to Beijing.
Tootles :wave:

Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
15-09-2015, 09:58 AM
None of this is the issue, it's the distraction. The issue is the US government lied about who was behind the attacks and how they were carried out. That much can be proven beyond reasonable doubt. It doesn't matter what other conspiracy theories crop up, they are irrelevant. The only conspiracy theory that matters is the one spun by the US government. It doesn't stand up to even the most basic scrutiny and the crime of 11/9 has yet to be investigated and those responsible brought to justice. That's an outrage that can't stand.

NQ who do you think was responsible

Do you believe that Atta, Jarah et al piloted these planes? (Given that Atta was overheard trying to talk to the passengers whilst trying to switch the plane transponder off). If you do believe that, do you think they were manipulated by another party despite Bin Laden appearing to take credit for these actions?.

Im not trying to scoff either, I genuinely want to know what you think. Whilst I firmly believe that this was an Al Queda organised and funded operation, and succeeded due to lax security on internal flights....I'm not so firm as to not be open to considering an alternative point of view.

Niall_Quinn
15-09-2015, 10:31 AM
NQ who do you think was responsible

Do you believe that Atta, Jarah et al piloted these planes? (Given that Atta was overheard trying to talk to the passengers whilst trying to switch the plane transponder off). If you do believe that, do you think they were manipulated by another party despite Bin Laden appearing to take credit for these actions?.

Im not trying to scoff either, I genuinely want to know what you think. Whilst I firmly believe that this was an Al Queda organised and funded operation, and succeeded due to lax security on internal flights....I'm not so firm as to not be open to considering an alternative point of view.

It doesn't matter if Atta and Co piloted the planes. It matters who Atta was - the fact he's been reduced to some imbecilic parody of your stereotypical Muslim nutter is what's most revealing. Digging back into his history and finding out about the guy is important. All the methods that would be standard in a genuine investigation are what's important. Atta's just a name for a Warner Bros character now - you can call him anything and he remains the same ranting Paki, doesn't he?

Here's what all those offering an alternative conspiracy theory haven't figured out yet. They shouldn't be doing that! It's irrelevant and it's a trick used by those selling the official conspiracy theory. That's not how a real investigation works. You gather the evidence and piece together the motives, methods, money trail, persons of interest, and you verify and present the findings in a legal environment so justice can be served. None of this has happened. 6 of the 10 members on the farce that replaced a proper investigation don't believe their own findings! Nobody needs to talk about holographic planes and alien intervention (well not unless they are getting paid to do it). You just need to say hey, let's have an investigation because that thing you did proves absolutely nothing and can be knocked down by a feather.

The most dangerous aspect of this is the willingness of so many people to simply believe what they are told without looking. The official conspiracy theory is so ludicrous, so fundamentally flawed, so full of holes, and yet people just believe it - why? Because the government (proven to be liars time and time and time over) says so. And that's the critical issue at the heart of all of this. The peoples' willingness to be led by the nose by those who do not have their best interests (or any benign interest at all) at heart. The enemy. Always the same enemy. See posts related to Corbyn for more details.

But if I have to play. There were several Attas - all spotted at various high visibility locations, sometimes simultaneously, prior to 11/9. So which Atta do you mean?

PGFC
15-09-2015, 12:00 PM
Goonersweb Truth, you couldn't make it up :rolleyes:

Niall_Quinn
15-09-2015, 12:50 PM
Goonersweb Truth, you couldn't make it up :rolleyes:

Truth? No, prevailing evidence, very different. I'm referring to FBI official reports in relation to Atta(s) and his/ their whereabouts and actions. Perhaps your diligent research has unearthed fresh information that can enhance or discount the current evidence? Excellent, it would be interesting to hear it. Or are you one of the trendy enlightened majority who feels evidence is an unnecessary impediment in reaching the required conclusion?

PGFC
15-09-2015, 02:47 PM
You may have to wait until I've read through and fully digested the FBI official reports before I can give you a definitive answer, maybe I'll have time between the Dynamo Zagreb game and the Chavs on Saturday, seriously, you seem a passionate if somewhat verbose guy, publish the links to back up your theories or lighten up, the sun's shining, no-one important has died today and I'm willing to bet you won't go to bed tonight either cold or hungry.

Niall_Quinn
15-09-2015, 03:20 PM
You may have to wait until I've read through and fully digested the FBI official reports before I can give you a definitive answer, maybe I'll have time between the Dynamo Zagreb game and the Chavs on Saturday, seriously, you seem a passionate if somewhat verbose guy, publish the links to back up your theories or lighten up, the sun's shining, no-one important has died today and I'm willing to bet you won't go to bed tonight either cold or hungry.

They are not my theories. But I don't deny you have to read stuff. Not a chance on the link war thing - all the mainstream media is online and easy to find and there's Google. And books. Somebody asked for an opinion and I gave it, but I'm not playing the 11/9 game because it's way too involved and soaks time for no purpose. People don't want to hear it, for a variety of reasons I suppose, but I guess the latest anniversary gave it a poke. Plenty of people have died today as a result of 11/9.

Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
15-09-2015, 03:27 PM
I have to admit I'm still trying to ascertain what your saying

First off I'm guessing your saying the hijackers were constructs, people given the identities belonging to someone else and the template liquidated?

Very similar claim made about Lee Harvey Oswald in the Oliver Stone film, where the name becomes a back story not a person

Niall_Quinn
15-09-2015, 03:31 PM
I have to admit I'm still trying to ascertain what your saying

First off I'm guessing your saying the hijackers were constructs, people given the identities belonging to someone else and the template liquidated?

Very similar claim made about Lee Harvey Oswald in the Oliver Stone film, where the name becomes a back story not a person

Well I'm not saying it. The families of the 7 "hijackers" still alive have said it, the FBI has admitted it probably has the wrong identities but has never taken any steps to correct things. So the names of the hijackers have gone down in short term history. We don't know who the actual individuals were but we have names and photos. The authorities believe this is enough.

Yes, big similarities with Oswald.

PGFC
15-09-2015, 03:48 PM
Anyhoo, I've informed 51 Portland Place that Letters is solely responsible for the capitalist running-dog ideology at the British Council and they're arranging a nasty sweet & sour accident for when he arrives in Beijing, that'll help lighten the GW mood.

*if this actually happens will I have conspired to make it so?

Niall_Quinn
15-09-2015, 04:18 PM
Anyhoo, I've informed 51 Portland Place that Letters is solely responsible for the capitalist running-dog ideology at the British Council and they're arranging a nasty sweet & sour accident for when he arrives in Beijing, that'll help lighten the GW mood.

*if this actually happens will I have conspired to make it so?

Well yes, because you just told me and I'm going to let it happen.

Letters
16-09-2015, 02:55 AM
<_< Smoggy today.

Ni hao (probably spelt that wrong, as much as one can spell things in Chinese)

Letters
16-09-2015, 03:00 AM
They are not my theories. But I don't deny you have to read stuff. Not a chance on the link war thing - all the mainstream media is online and easy to find and there's Google.
There is Google, but that will give you a load of different links saying a load of different things.
You always seem to say a lot without really saying anything :shrug:

PGFC
16-09-2015, 07:22 AM
Wednesday :yawn: and we've still got nearly 12 hours to laugh at the mancs :pal:

Letters
16-09-2015, 08:03 AM
I've decided not to get up at 2:45am to watch the game tomorrow morning, if that's OK.

LDG
16-09-2015, 08:09 AM
Wednesday :yawn: and we've still got nearly 12 hours to laugh at the mancs :pal:

This has been a shite week so for....I think the autumnal blues are setting in. Dark mornings and pissing rain :(

Sure The Arsenal will cheer me up tonight though, so always that to look forward to :ilt:

Letters
16-09-2015, 08:28 AM
Scam du jour:

(American) colleague of mine went to Tiananmen Square to look around yesterday
While there he met a “super nice” Chinese couple who said they’d like to practice their English, so he got talking to them and they asked if he’d like to go for a drink.
He said OK so they went for some tea and got some grapes and wine.
They got the bill and it was 3000 Yuan which is about £300!
They’d agreed to go halves so my colleague shelled out about £150 for some tea, grapes and wine!

:pal:

GP
16-09-2015, 08:43 AM
It's funny because Americans are stupid.

PGFC
16-09-2015, 08:47 AM
What a shit spy, if that's the calibre of American agents it makes them planning and executing 9/11 even more implausible.

Niall_Quinn
16-09-2015, 10:50 AM
There is Google, but that will give you a load of different links saying a load of different things.
You always seem to say a lot without really saying anything :shrug:

You mean I won't do Cow and Gate? True. Yes, the Internet says different things.

Niall_Quinn
16-09-2015, 10:51 AM
<_< Smoggy today.

Ni hao (probably spelt that wrong, as much as one can spell things in Chinese)

What are you actually doing in China?

Niall_Quinn
16-09-2015, 10:52 AM
Scam du jour:

(American) colleague of mine went to Tiananmen Square to look around yesterday
While there he met a “super nice” Chinese couple who said they’d like to practice their English, so he got talking to them and they asked if he’d like to go for a drink.
He said OK so they went for some tea and got some grapes and wine.
They got the bill and it was 3000 Yuan which is about £300!
They’d agreed to go halves so my colleague shelled out about £150 for some tea, grapes and wine!

:pal:

The Chinese are better at capitalism than the capitalists.

Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
16-09-2015, 11:50 AM
What are you actually doing in China?

Defecting?

Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
16-09-2015, 11:52 AM
What are you actually doing in China?

Opium trafficking?

Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
16-09-2015, 11:52 AM
What are you actually doing in China?

Attending a carbon emission conference in Beijing?

Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
16-09-2015, 11:53 AM
What are you actually doing in China?

Paying his respects to the embalmed body of Chairman Mao ?

Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
16-09-2015, 11:54 AM
What are you actually doing in China?

Purchasing vast quantities of Organs donated from executed convicts?

Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
16-09-2015, 11:56 AM
What are you actually doing in China?

Becoming a Manchurian candidate ?

Xhaka Can’t
16-09-2015, 01:56 PM
What are you actually doing in China?

Buying his new Arsenal shirt.

Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
16-09-2015, 03:51 PM
Buying his new Arsenal shirt.

Straight from where they are manufactured no less

LDG
16-09-2015, 08:58 PM
What are you actually doing in China?

Being average height

Letters
16-09-2015, 11:07 PM
Being average height

:lol: You'd think so, but no - I'm still pretty much the shortest here <_<
Stupid giant Chinese. :angry:


Oh, and I'm having meetings with the technical team in China if that's OK with everyone.
Smashed it at Kareoke last night :cool:
Who knew that could be fun without alcohol?

Letters
16-09-2015, 11:07 PM
I've decided not to get up at 2:45am to watch the game tomorrow morning, if that's OK.

Me :bow:

Niall_Quinn
16-09-2015, 11:39 PM
:lol: You'd think so, but no - I'm still pretty much the shortest here <_<
Stupid giant Chinese. :angry:


Oh, and I'm having meetings with the technical team in China if that's OK with everyone.
Smashed it at Kareoke last night :cool:
Who knew that could be fun without alcohol?

Technical team for what?

Letters
17-09-2015, 01:50 AM
For one of the systems they're developing for us.

WMUG
17-09-2015, 11:19 AM
KTV :bow:

PGFC
17-09-2015, 12:32 PM
Seriously GW Arsenal fans are so fucking needy, if we have a shit game it's as if it's a personal affront, get over yourselves bitches.

IBK
17-09-2015, 01:01 PM
Seriously GW Arsenal fans are so fucking needy, if we have a shit game it's as if it's a personal affront, get over yourselves bitches.

:rolleyes:

PGFC
17-09-2015, 01:54 PM
Seriously GW Arsenal fans are so fucking needy, if we have a shit game it's as if it's a personal affront, get over yourselves bitches.


:rolleyes:

Fair point, well made :good:

It doesn't make for good reading after every setback although I'm sure there's some other reason why after 9 years of GW there are still only 79 Active members.

Niall_Quinn
17-09-2015, 02:02 PM
Fair point, well made :good:

It doesn't make for good reading after every setback although I'm sure there's some other reason why after 9 years of GW there are still only 79 Active members.

79? More like 20. And better for it. Place isn't run by queers who don't allow a laugh, like those other places. It's only a forum - doesn't need to be like the Lancet.

The word w h i n g e r being banned is the only rule here - and even that's bonkers in the finest traditions of GW.

Xhaka Can’t
17-09-2015, 02:04 PM
I'm barely active myself these days. Mainly because i can't think of anything new to say and I can't be arsed reading comments from others that also can't think of anything new to say.

PGFC
17-09-2015, 02:22 PM
Ho-hum.

Master Splinter
17-09-2015, 05:31 PM
Wenger earns £8 million.

Xhaka Can’t
17-09-2015, 08:01 PM
Ho-hum.

On another note, I took my son to the FCHS open evening on Tuesday. He loved it.

PGFC
17-09-2015, 09:29 PM
I've heard it's a great school now, one of my old classmates even teaches there, it's a whole world away from when I spent my miserable youth :good:

Marc Overmars
17-09-2015, 10:14 PM
So I bought an engagement ring today.

Me. :rose:

Xhaka Can’t
17-09-2015, 10:36 PM
Congratulations son!

Xhaka Can’t
17-09-2015, 10:38 PM
I've heard it's a great school now, one of my old classmates even teaches there, it's a whole world away from when I spent my miserable youth :good:

We all got a really good feeling about it. We are checking out other schools, but it'll take some beating.

LDG
18-09-2015, 02:55 AM
So I bought an engagement ring today.

Me. :rose:

Jeez time flies. It only seems like yesterday that I was jealous that you had your whole life ahead of you.

Congrats btw.

LDG
18-09-2015, 02:56 AM
Congratulations son!

:haha:

Marc Overmars
18-09-2015, 06:05 AM
Jeez time flies. It only seems like yesterday that I was jealous that you had your whole life ahead of you.

Congrats btw.

Yeah it's a bit mental. Time is right really, been with her for 2 years now so I know she's a keeper and financially we're ok. Off to Barcelona in November where the question shall be popped.

Letters
18-09-2015, 06:16 AM
Why are we congratulating MO?


She might say no.
#justsayin'

Nozza!
18-09-2015, 06:52 AM
Yeah it's a bit mental. Time is right really, been with her for 2 years now so I know she's a keeper and financially we're ok. Off to Barcelona in November where the question shall be popped.


Oi, mush, are you gonna take her up the Ramblas? My wife and I were happy for twenty years, and then we got married...

Marc Overmars
18-09-2015, 08:01 AM
My dad said exactly the same thing to me when I told him. Infront of my mum no less. What a troll :lol:

adzzzbatch
18-09-2015, 09:12 AM
I now have a mortgage :(

Congrats MO! I have missed reading your weekend exploits :lol:

LDG
18-09-2015, 10:00 AM
My dad said exactly the same thing to me when I told him. Infront of my mum no less. What a troll :lol:

Gary is such a cunt.

Marc Overmars
18-09-2015, 10:01 AM
I now have a mortgage :(

Congrats MO! I have missed reading your weekend exploits :lol:

I need to sort out a mortgage as well. Decided to buy in MK and commute for work, I love London but I don't really see the point of living here when I can buy at least an equal or better standard of property in MK for half the price. Even with a train season ticket I'd be saving a lot.

LDG
18-09-2015, 10:07 AM
Saw this on FB and just had to share it.

http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn117/luvmegooners/12019808_737569646347040_7948485949973931650_n.jpg

Letters
18-09-2015, 10:13 AM
I need to sort out a mortgage as well. Decided to buy in MK and commute for work, I love London but I don't really see the point of living here when I can buy at least an equal or better standard of property in MK for half the price. Even with a train season ticket I'd be saving a lot.

I have a 3 bed flat above a shop in Norf Landan, for what I'd get for it I could buy MrsL's parent's place in Newport Pagnell which is a 4 bed detached place.

Letters
18-09-2015, 10:14 AM
Hey! :angry:

Creepy FB perving is my job :sulk:

LDG
18-09-2015, 10:14 AM
I have a 3 bed flat above a shop in Norf Landan, for what I'd get for it I could buy MrsL's parent's place in Newport Pagnell which is a 4 bed detached place.

And if you sold the Suzuki Swift, you could by a Ferrari in Portsmouth.

PGFC
18-09-2015, 10:37 AM
If I sold mine I could pay Wayne Rooneys wages for a week.

LDG
18-09-2015, 11:49 AM
If I sold mine I could pay Wayne Rooneys wages for a week.

Show off :sulk:

WMUG
18-09-2015, 12:41 PM
Does that mean I have to be the mental young one now?

PGFC
18-09-2015, 01:44 PM
Does that mean I have to be the mental young one now?

Yes, so post pictures of your women and STFU.

adzzzbatch
18-09-2015, 01:49 PM
I think MO's hairdresser was my fave.

PGFC
18-09-2015, 02:25 PM
I think MO's hairdresser was my fave.

Which one? Toni or Guy?

GP
18-09-2015, 06:49 PM
Which one? Tony The Gay?

#IT #Coney #Bored

LDG
18-09-2015, 07:25 PM
3 bottles of wine.

One down.

2 more bottles of wine.

LDG
18-09-2015, 09:17 PM
No more

GP
18-09-2015, 09:26 PM
Wine :lol:

Awful smack.

adzzzbatch
18-09-2015, 09:26 PM
How many?

I am invisible
19-09-2015, 09:53 PM
Baby Invisible born today, at 1.08 in the afternoon! 8lbs.

Arsenal and football can go f--k themselves - they're not ruining my weekend this time!

PGFC
19-09-2015, 09:57 PM
Congratulations!

I am invisible
19-09-2015, 10:01 PM
Cheers buddy! Help yourself to an imaginary cigar.

Xhaka Can’t
20-09-2015, 03:27 PM
Congratulations!

Got an imaginary light?

Letters
20-09-2015, 04:05 PM
Congratulations!

Letters
20-09-2015, 04:09 PM
Couple of the items on the menu in a restaurant in Beijing:

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f395/wrdrichard/Balls_zpslps2kpvp.jpg

I've now tasted more testicles than your mum. <_<

LDG
20-09-2015, 05:50 PM
Baby Invisible born today, at 1.08 in the afternoon! 8lbs.

Arsenal and football can go f--k themselves - they're not ruining my weekend this time!

Congrats mate.

Injury Time
20-09-2015, 08:08 PM
Baby Invisible born today, at 1.08 in the afternoon! 8lbs.

Arsenal and football can go f--k themselves - they're not ruining my weekend this time!

Awesome :clap:

Hope it's not been accidently called Costasacheatingcant :unsure:

I am invisible
20-09-2015, 08:24 PM
No, 'fraid not. I wanted to call her Dennis, but the missus wouldn't let me, so we settled on Ivy in the end.

I am invisible
20-09-2015, 08:28 PM
So this parenting malarky's pretty easy, right? I mean, we've raised a massive cat, so how tough can a child be?

PGFC
20-09-2015, 08:35 PM
It's easy peasy :good:

Letters
20-09-2015, 08:42 PM
So this parenting malarky's pretty easy, right? I mean, we've raised a massive cat, so how tough can a child be?

My advise would be to ignore everyone's advice.

I am invisible
20-09-2015, 09:30 PM
My advise would be to ignore everyone's advice.
Noted!

GP
20-09-2015, 09:59 PM
So this parenting malarky's pretty easy, right? I mean, we've raised a massive cat, so how tough can a child be?

Short for Ivysaur, I assume?

That's quite good because she's evolve in to Venusaur and can use Solar Blast.

Blink 1nce Quince 2wice
20-09-2015, 11:34 PM
Baby Invisible born today, at 1.08 in the afternoon! 8lbs.

Arsenal and football can go f--k themselves - they're not ruining my weekend this time!

Fuhk me mate......congratulations you old scoundrel!

Nozza!
21-09-2015, 08:32 AM
So this parenting malarky's pretty easy, right? I mean, we've raised a massive cat, so how tough can a child be?

Oi, mush, you can leave it to the missus for the first thirteen years, which will give you plenty of time to develop your "psycho Dad" persona to scare the shit out of any undesirable boyfriends (and by undesirable I mean all)...

LDG
21-09-2015, 08:54 AM
So this parenting malarky's pretty easy, right? I mean, we've raised a massive cat, so how tough can a child be?

The poo is fine until they start eating real food. Then it becomes real poo, and it fucking stinks.

LDG
21-09-2015, 11:10 AM
I wonder how many Arsenal fans are now buying their coffee from Starbucks....

Niall_Quinn
21-09-2015, 11:29 AM
I wonder how many Arsenal fans are now buying their coffee from Starbucks....

Not me pal. I walk the extra few yards and get robbed by Costa :rimshot: instead.

But after Saturday I'm rethinking this and might just buy a jar of Nescafe from now on.

LDG
21-09-2015, 11:32 AM
Not me pal. I walk the extra few yards and get robbed by Costa :rimshot: instead.

But after Saturday I'm rethinking this and might just buy a jar of Nescafe from now on.

:lol:

I'll set 'em up....

Niall_Quinn
21-09-2015, 11:35 AM
The poo is fine until they start eating real food. Then it becomes real poo, and it fucking stinks.

Was in the hospital last week in one of those mega toilets they have for the disabled that doubles as an industrial nappy changing centre and a command and control bunker should war break out. Used lots of tissue to sanitise the key areas, bathed in alcohol, the usual routine. Opened the yellow bin to chuck the tissue away - NOOOOOOOOOO!

Fuck me, the stench hit me like a Tyson haymaker, it was unbelievable. I was crying in agony by the time a crawled to the door. Then you have to explain to the little old lady waiting her turn, that wasn't me! FFS, let me get a crash unit at the ready before you go in there.

Moral of the story - use the WHITE bin!

Niall_Quinn
21-09-2015, 11:36 AM
:lol:

I'll set 'em up....

Subtlety is just begging to get robbed. Go in bollocks first next time or stay home.

LDG
21-09-2015, 01:37 PM
Remember that song by Shakespears Sister, "Stay". Well the cunts in the office have some shite radio station on which is playing it. I hated that song soooo much, and it has just rekindled my raging distain.

On the other hand, it does remind me of this. Which is fucking genius.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epvU973_oTI

Maestro
21-09-2015, 03:29 PM
Congrats Invisible, invest in a decent shot gun if it's a girl

I am invisible
21-09-2015, 04:10 PM
Short for Ivysaur, I assume?

That's quite good because she's evolve in to Venusaur and can use Solar Blast.
Every week she fails to use Solar Blast will be another grounding - she's already racked up 3, and she's only a couple of days old.

I am invisible
21-09-2015, 04:14 PM
The poo is fine until they start eating real food. Then it becomes real poo, and it fucking stinks.
Gotcha - no real food.

I am invisible
21-09-2015, 04:22 PM
Fuhk me mate......congratulations you old scoundrel!
Yeah, check me out - I'm a grown-up, with heirs and stuff...

Munchies
21-09-2015, 06:00 PM
Fuckin Tory cunts scrapping the Maintenance grant for uni from next year

Was gonna go uni this year but had to defer it in the end, and now I can't get the grant. Fuck sake!

'It's okay, you can now take out a bigger loan'

:doh:

Niall_Quinn
21-09-2015, 06:09 PM
Fuckin Tory cunts scrapping the Maintenance grant for uni from next year

Was gonna go uni this year but had to defer it in the end, and now I can't get the grant. Fuck sake!

You need to sign slavery terms with the banksters, like everyone else. The banksters feel entitled to a cut of your labour, that's why they put their Tories (Conservative or Labour, doesn't matter) in charge. That's why Corbyn is a threat to national security, because he's not part of the bankster club. Corbyn said he'd pay your tuition by making the mega rich pay more than £5.50 a year in tax. That's a clear threat to national security. He said he'd force the Bank of England to print money for the people of the country to use, rather than print money for the banksters to use. Clear threat to national security.

Can you work out what national security really means?

Well it's not an army or air force or navy, it's not the education of the kids of the nation, it's not the once public industries that make the country go like energy and transport and communications. It's the debt that can be raised on all those things - that's the real definition of national security. Not that anyone would ever admit the glaringly obvious.

So you need to take a deep breath and bend over and let the banksters have their way with you. Once raped you can then get an education and maybe get a job form which the banksters and their government heavies will not only extract payment on the debt but also an extra levy of around 50% in tax. Not much of a deal but that's the miracle of the modern economy for you.

Munchies
21-09-2015, 06:15 PM
I know man, it's a bloody joke.

It was worth about 3k a year too :/

I've spent the last few years in work and have always wanted to get back to it, but it's a downer as I didn't realise it at the time.

Might just commute to uni to save up really, 1.5 hour journey but it's way too much to live there as well

GP
21-09-2015, 07:25 PM
http://i.imgur.com/dRguOI8.png

:(

Injury Time
21-09-2015, 07:42 PM
http://i.imgur.com/dRguOI8.png

:(
:cold:

Niall_Quinn
21-09-2015, 08:09 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-32429477

:haha: :haha:

LDG
22-09-2015, 01:23 PM
Just cannot be arsed to do any work this week.

Problem is. The lazier I get, the longer the day goes.

Not like when this place was buzzing and you could spend a day chatting crap and the day would fly by.

Marc Overmars
22-09-2015, 01:52 PM
Just cannot be arsed to do any work this week.

Problem is. The lazier I get, the longer the day goes.

Not like when this place was buzzing and you could spend a day chatting crap and the day would fly by.

It was general chat that made it fun, no topic went undiscussed regardless of how trivial it was. I think I'd rather engage in a discussion about anything but Arsenal these days.

Shaqiri Is Boss
22-09-2015, 01:58 PM
du jour.

LDG
22-09-2015, 02:24 PM
It was general chat that made it fun, no topic went undiscussed regardless of how trivial it was. I think I'd rather engage in a discussion about anything but Arsenal these days.

Yup. We had so many threads going, but then there was a big one that just went >>>> classic

Used to be about 20 people all posting at once too.

I miss those days :(

PGFC
22-09-2015, 03:11 PM
Nostalgia's not what it used to be :(

Still, we can all laugh at Letters, he's so short :pal:

Master Splinter
22-09-2015, 07:15 PM
When you're nostalgic about nostalgia, does that mean you're old?

Or that GW is dead?

Or that Arsenal are proper shit?

Or that Wengcunt is a cunt?

Marc Overmars
23-09-2015, 11:04 AM
Found £20 on the street earlier, I didn't see where it could have come from so I pocketed it. Am I bad person?

LDG
23-09-2015, 11:06 AM
Found £20 on the street earlier, I didn't see where it could have come from so I pocketed it. Am I bad person?

Yep.

Mike Dean would be all over you.

LDG
23-09-2015, 11:08 AM
Baby LDG No.2 is due April 2016 :dance:

Just had the first scan :woohoo:

Marc Overmars
23-09-2015, 11:11 AM
Blimey, you're not wasting any time! Congrats buddy.

Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
23-09-2015, 11:19 AM
Found £20 on the street earlier, I didn't see where it could have come from so I pocketed it. Am I bad person?

No what are you going to do with it, hand it in at the police station, it's not a wallet full of personal effects it's cash that someone has carelessly dropped.
I'm been both the victim and benefactor of this, so it all balances out in the fullness of time.

LDG
23-09-2015, 11:30 AM
Blimey, you're not wasting any time! Congrats buddy.

It'll be a two year gap, which is about right I reckon. Plus I'm not getting any younger :(

PGFC
23-09-2015, 11:56 AM
Congratulations!!, who's is this one?

LDG
23-09-2015, 11:57 AM
Congratulations!!, who's is this one?

:lol:

Dunno :(

Injury Time
23-09-2015, 12:50 PM
It'll be a two year gap in sex which is about right. Plus I'm not getting any younger :(
sex :rose:

Xhaka Can’t
23-09-2015, 01:28 PM
Congratulations mate. Really pleased for you and Mrs. LDG. My son wishes he could have had a brother or sister, but we make him feel better by saying he or she would wreck all his stuff.

Sent from my SM-A300FU using Tapatalk

LDG
23-09-2015, 01:40 PM
Congratulations mate. Really pleased for you and Mrs. LDG. My son wishes he could have had a brother or sister, but we make him feel better by saying he or she would wreck all his stuff.

Sent from my SM-A300FU using Tapatalk

:lol:

Poor MOe :rose:

Xhaka Can’t
23-09-2015, 01:41 PM
:lol:

Sent from my SM-A300FU using Tapatalk

Xhaka Can’t
23-09-2015, 01:44 PM
Just cannot be arsed to do any work this week.

Problem is. The lazier I get, the longer the day goes.

Not like when this place was buzzing and you could spend a day chatting crap and the day would fly by.
A few years ago there would have been a massive thread when the sex robot story broke. Nobody even mentioned it on BW

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LDG
23-09-2015, 03:47 PM
A few years ago there would have been a massive thread when the sex robot story broke. Nobody even mentioned it on BW

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They're very lifelike. When I accidentally spilled my drink on Mrs Letters, she didn't even short circuit.

Syn
23-09-2015, 03:50 PM
Congrats LDG, you fertile bastard. No more, please, as to help our aging population problem.

LDG
23-09-2015, 03:51 PM
Congrats LDG, you fertile bastard. No more, please, as to help our aging population problem.

Ta, though not sure I can help it. I only had to look at her.

Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
23-09-2015, 03:59 PM
Ta, though not sure I can help it. I only had to look at her.

Get the snip, after two kids it's the best present you can buy yourself

Letters
23-09-2015, 04:04 PM
They're very lifelike. When I accidentally spilled my drink on Mrs Letters, she didn't even short circuit.

<_< if I bought a sex doll I'd want my money back if it had that much 'padding'
And didn't have a mute button :blah:


Congrats, btw :hug: :notmuchhomo:

Xhaka Can’t
23-09-2015, 04:07 PM
I take it that Mrs Letters isn't a frequent visitor to this forum.

Then again, who is?

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Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
23-09-2015, 04:42 PM
Mrs Letters I imagine to be like Maris in Frasier, oft spoken about but never seen or heard

Injury Time
23-09-2015, 05:13 PM
They're very lifelike. When I accidentally spilled my drink on Mrs Letters, she didn't even short circuit.

Yes obviously her "short" circuit doesn't work, lucky for Letters tbf.

:run:

GP
24-09-2015, 10:04 PM
You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini and croquet. You can’t swim, you can’t dance and you don’t know karate. Face it, you’re never gonna make it!

Xhaka Can’t
25-09-2015, 07:14 AM
You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini and croquet. You can’t swim, you can’t dance and you don’t know karate. Face it, you’re never gonna make it!

Love that song.