"Currants Bw..."

[WMUG]

Arseblog answered my ridiculous question on the Arsecast :haha:
Link?

[Niall_Quinn]

:blink:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35289355

Ok...

Has to be love. What else could it possibly be?

[GP]

Link?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=arseblog+arsecast

[WMUG]

<_<

[adzzzbatch]

<_<

:gp:

What time should we listen at?

[GP]

I dunno it's about 50 mins in.

[adzzzbatch]

:good:

[Letters]

Post a transcript, someone.

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-35296296

Tubthumping by Chumbawumba, maybe?

[Marc Overmars]

Cold as fuck.

[Letters]

'Tis too. :cold:

[WMUG]

I GWT KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN!

I'm sober, I promise.

[Letters]

Friday :woohoo:

[Letters]

:lol:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/keith-richards-tells-death-to-sling-his-hook-20160115105366

[LDG]

Friday :woohoo:

http://i.imgur.com/RcBFNBT.gif

[LDG]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYH8DsU2WCk

[Letters]

At least Ramsey didn't continue his killing spree of beloved celebs.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Glenn Frey has died, aged 67. :rose:

http://www.cbc.ca/news/arts/glenn-frey-eagles-obit-1.3409324

[Niall_Quinn]

Glenn Frey has died, aged 67. :rose:

http://www.cbc.ca/news/arts/glenn-frey-eagles-obit-1.3409324

Now non-celebrities are dying when Ramsey doesn't score!

[Letters]

Was he half of the duo that gave us those lovely pies?

[Hump]

Was he half of the duo that gave us those lovely pies?

You're thinking of Greg Frey and his partner Greg Bentos who founded the home of the lovely Greggs bacon cheese and bean pasty.

[GP]

You're thinking of the Cuban leader who was in power 1959 and 2008?

[Letters]

So he's not the guy who invented ropes which are worn at the edges? :unsure:

[Letters]

"Due to an operational issue, you are due a payment of £3.90."


Thanks, TFL. :cool:
No begging letters, please.

:patrice:

[Xhaka Can’t]

I just saved over £2000 by booking a flight to Melbourne and flying out of Dublin instead of London.

[Niall_Quinn]

I just saved over £2000 by booking a flight to Melbourne and flying out of Dublin instead of London.

Do you have an affiliate link?

[Letters]

Another one... :(

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/01/20/rock-legend-animal-dies-aged-66/

:upset:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Do you have an affiliate link?

Nope. I used Skyscanner and Momondo. Some of the travel agents they threw up sounded dodgey. They probably aren't but I'm not going to take a £2-£4k chance unless I'm really sure of legitimacy.

I had time to kill, so I checked flights to Melbourne from London and Paris (Paris to avoid APD). There were savings. I then tried Dublin and couldn't believe it. By flying the extra leg to Dublin (separate booking) from Heathrow and back again then on to Melbourne and back on the exact same planes on the London to Melbourne legs the price went from £4,424 from London to Euro2,609 which works out at £2,054.

I got the guideline prices from Skyscanner and Momondo and then played around on the BA site and booked it with them direct. I also joined their Executive Club and when I combine the points earned from that trip with an earlier trip to Calgary, I earn enough to do the LHR to DUB legs for free.

[Letters]

Skyscanner :bow:

[LDG]

Nope. I used Skyscanner and Momondo. Some of the travel agents they threw up sounded dodgey. They probably aren't but I'm not going to take a £2-£4k chance unless I'm really sure of legitimacy.

I had time to kill, so I checked flights to Melbourne from London and Paris (Paris to avoid APD). There were savings. I then tried Dublin and couldn't believe it. By flying the extra leg to Dublin (separate booking) from Heathrow and back again then on to Melbourne and back on the exact same planes on the London to Melbourne legs the price went from £4,424 from London to Euro2,609 which works out at £2,054.

I got the guideline prices from Skyscanner and Momondo and then played around on the BA site and booked it with them direct. I also joined their Executive Club and when I combine the points earned from that trip with an earlier trip to Calgary, I earn enough to do the LHR to DUB legs for free.

LOLs when you realise you've booked an expensive trip to Austria

[WMUG]

I GWT KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN!

I'm sober, I promise.

I do not recall this.

[Xhaka Can’t]

LOLs when you realise you've booked an expensive trip to Austria

Meh.

One way or another, there'll be another shrimp on the barbie.

[adzzzbatch]

Not in work today going to London to go to Bett for a couple of hours then get on the beers. :beer:

[Letters]

Bett?

[adzzzbatch]

Education Technology show at Excel. Get to see lots of shinny new stuff that the school can't afford.

[Xhaka Can’t]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o9gf_soFBM


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[Letters]

Guests :bow:

[adzzzbatch]

Any of you guys gonna come and meet FY for the Southampton game? I'll come, probably won't go to the game myself though, just watch it in the Pins or something.

[Letters]

Yeah. Probably.

[milla]

Any of you guys gonna come and meet FY for the Southampton game? I'll come, probably won't go to the game myself though, just watch it in the Pins or something.

If FY let us kick his balls, yes! Otherwise I'll pass. :coffee:

[Xhaka Can’t]

If FY let us lick his balls, yes! Otherwise I'll pass. :coffee:

You are a sick bastard.

[Letters]

Morning :fury:



Nice day for it, though.

[GP]

Letters OUT!!

[Letters]

:(


:getcoat:

[Letters]

Friday
:woohoo:

[JaneEmily]

Friday
:woohoo:

Every day is the weekend for me :yippee:

[Letters]

<_<

[LDG]

Got to decorate tomorrow.

Think I'll do it drunk.

[IBK]

Got to decorate tomorrow.

Think I'll do it drunk.

A piss artist?

[Xhaka Can’t]

I once pebbledashed our bathroom with vomit.

[LDG]

I once pebbledashed our bathroom with vomit.

When I read "Armitage Shanks" I know I'm in trouble.

[GP]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8Joun9AwKE

[Letters]

http://www.healthiswealthofheart.com/heinz-ketchup-banned-and-why-you-should-avoid-it/

<_<

Never going to Israel :sulk:

[JaneEmily]

In laws really get on my nerves.

[Xhaka Can’t]

I'm at mine now. It's good so far as we've ordered Chinese

[JaneEmily]

I'm at mine now. It's good so far as we've ordered Chinese

Lucky you :( I have to make do with mine trying to control every aspect of me and my fiance's future... :\

[Marc Overmars]

I'm quite fortunate my future in laws are pretty cool. The dad being a Gooner certainly helps.

[Letters]

My mother in law is awlsome. Father in law is a bit annoying but basically a decent bloke.

[Niall_Quinn]

quite pissed

[Letters]

Wogan :rose:

[Coney]

Would this be the Terry Wogan who was paid £10,000 fee for appearing on Chlidren in Need?

https://representingthemambo.wordpress.com/2011/11/19/children-in-need-terry-wogan-can-fuck-off/

[Letters]

Yep :lol:

Although the money wasn't taken out of the pot of money going to the charity. Meh, whatever. I quite enjoyed him taking the piss out of everyone on Eurovision back in the day.


Monday :(

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

To be fair even if it was out of the charity pot, how many of these needy kids would have grown up to be Wogan?

None I imagine

[Niall_Quinn]

Wogan was wanker.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Say what you like nut it is a credit to him that he was popular in the 70s and 80s yet he somehow managed to exercise some self control preventing him from his throbbing biological urges to fiddle with children.

[GP]

As far as we know.

[Niall_Quinn]

As far as we know.

Precisely.

[LDG]

As far as we know.

It wasn't called wake up to wogan for nothing.

Or whatever that means.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

The toupee wearing narcissicus falls at the first hurdle

Although he is unpleasant and intolerant enough, he wasn't quite religious enough for the Iowan farmers

Rubios third place showing as a Roman Catholic in an evangelical caucus puts him firmly in the running

In a perfect world a candidate who wants to end the influence of Corporate lobbying, develop a single payer health care system, free college education and raise the minimum wage would be perfect for America. But it seems Bernie Sanders will ultimately fall victim to the machine politics he so eloquently decries.

[Niall_Quinn]

I hadn't even realised the democracy carnival had kicked off. I used to watch it but it got repetitive so I switched to watching Arsenal.

No wait...

[Letters]

Are you and Zim sharing a joke writer? :unsure:

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

I hadn't even realised the democracy carnival had kicked off. I used to watch it but it got repetitive so I switched to watching Arsenal.

No wait...

The carnival happens only once every four years though even though it appears to happen all the time

And even though it does appear that America is in a perpetual presidential election cycle, that's your imagination and nothing to do with feverish media coverage

[IBK]

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1601267_713558625345121_1371819339_n.jpg?oh=26ab95 a28d013ed474d0fd6d7383c8de&oe=5739048D

[IBK]

Listening to this again today. Fine album,

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/479302560700833792/h4yKRwEB.jpeg

[LDG]

Listening to this again today. Fine album,

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/479302560700833792/h4yKRwEB.jpeg

Cracking album.

Listen to it a lot.

[IBK]

Cracking album.

Listen to it a lot.

Wow - pleased someone else appreciates this! Nice one!

[IBK]

Wow - pleased someone else appreciates this! Nice one!

Plus Mollie King

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/11/24/2374350C00000578-2847414-image-83_1416839668471.jpg

[Letters]

Gosh, Arsenal Debate is a lot of fun today.


:ilt:

[Xhaka Can’t]

So was the match last night.

[LDG]

Plus Mollie King

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/11/24/2374350C00000578-2847414-image-83_1416839668471.jpg

Is that Molly Rankin?

Doesn't look like her at all :blink:

http://cache2.asset-cache.net/gc/467022574-molly-rankin-of-alvvays-performs-at-the-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=GkZZ8bf5zL1ZiijUmxa7QY36J0n%2Fzx1n7rccLYUo5q6%2B M7khOxEOUQhwY2tZC7F0jQ7VyhX5O9r0%2FmaoviIaJQ%3D%3D

Grrrrrrrr

She's fuckin hot.

[JaneEmily]

I really cba going to my therapist appointment this afternoon. But I need to, for my severe anxiety. It's been getting better and I'm becoming more confident again but I really cba going out.

[IBK]

I really cba going to my therapist appointment this afternoon. But I need to, for my severe anxiety. It's been getting better and I'm becoming more confident again but I really cba going out.

Sorry to hear that, JE. Its important to make sure that your therapist is someone whom you can relate to properly for this to work. Be demanding in this respect, and stick with it. If you have a will to make it work, it will!

[GP]

I really cba going to my therapist appointment this afternoon. But I need to, for my severe anxiety. It's been getting better and I'm becoming more confident again but I really cba going out.

How does that make you feel?

[Letters]

Free Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop! :angry:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/02/03/man-called-beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop-accused-of-assaulting-police-officer-5660262/

[GP]

That's the worst name I ever heard.

[Marc Overmars]

I had an outrageous rack of ribs for lunch.

My productivity this afternoon has been non-existent.

[Letters]

Are you Arsenal in disguise?

[LDG]

Aaaaachhhoooooo!!!

:(

[Letters]

:lol: ManFlu

LDG :rose:

I've had a mini-cold over the last week but not enough of one to evoke any sympathy.

[IBK]

https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjPj4S4q97KAhVJvRoKHRLoC1wQ3ywIHTAA&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DLO 2RPDZkY88&usg=AFQjCNHZVPRrctiuwNRj58w2gMWTVfSf_w&bvm=bv.113370389,d.d2s

[Letters]

Mmm...burgers.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-35490011

[Letters]

Friday

:partytime:



Walked into what I believe they call a 'shitstorm', but at least it's Friday.

[LDG]

Friday

:partytime:



Walked into what I believe they call a 'shitstorm', but at least it's Friday.

Didn't we sign him on loan? Kim, wasn't it?

[adzzzbatch]

Listening to this again today. Fine album,

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/479302560700833792/h4yKRwEB.jpeg

Really great shout btw! :good:

Just finished listening to it. Love it. :good:

[IBK]

Really great shout btw! :good:

Just finished listening to it. Love it. :good:

:good: I'm glad you think its great too!

[Niall_Quinn]

Listening to this again today. Fine album,

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/479302560700833792/h4yKRwEB.jpeg

Never heard of them. Listened to it. Something seriously good going on here but not sure what. Feels honest, for a change.

[adzzzbatch]

:good: I'm glad you think its great too!

Reminded me alot of albums by The War On Drugs, in the sense it's an album that just flows.

[IBK]

Reminded me alot of albums by The War On Drugs, in the sense it's an album that just flows.

Yes - I see what you mean. And TWOD are excellent too.

[LDG]

They are big fans of Teenage Fanclub, and that melodic thing comes through. But Molly Rankin's voice is so kinda pure, and that's what makes it so honest.

Archie Marry Me was what I wanted as one of the songs when we got hitched, but it got veto'd by the wife :(

[LDG]

Only good thing about a stinking dose of manflu, is the regular and generous helpings of hot whiskey.

Fuzzy head :wacko:

[Letters]

And if you're lucky you'll die in the next month and therefore not have to suffer seeing Spurs win the league
:ilt:

[WMUG]

When have we not been lucky against Barça?

:doh:

[Letters]

:lol: I remember how lucky we were when RvP got sent off for nothing with the tie finely balanced.

[WMUG]

:lol: I remember how lucky we were when RvP got sent off for nothing with the tie finely balanced.

Yeah, I was going to build an argument with that at the heart, but what's the fucking point?

[Letters]

No, there is no point.
You (and me - and I fall for this far too often) are trying to use logic and reason to counter something which...I don't even know what to call it but logic and reason are impervious to it, whatever it is.

[WMUG]

Christian?

:run:

[Letters]

loooool

<_<

[Niall_Quinn]

No, there is no point.
You (and me - and I fall for this far too often) are trying to use logic and reason to counter something which...I don't even know what to call it but logic and reason are impervious to it, whatever it is.

Christianity, already provided, is probably the best example. But mainstream opinions on politics, economics, consumerism, sustainability, these fly directly in the face of logic and reason and, most importantly, easily obtainable evidence and are impervious to whatever it is that's sitting right under most peoples noses. Logic and reason have never stood much of a chance against repetitive lies from authority figures. The only reason Zim can't convince you of his argument is because you don't perceive him as having authority. If he had it you'd buy it, same as most people.

[Letters]

The only reason Zim can't convince you of his argument is because you don't perceive him as having authority.
Well, no. He isn't making an argument.
The one constant is his hatred of Arsenal, in particular the manager.
Everything else, ever opinion he has is warped around that one constant.

We dominate a game but fail to win: we're useless, our strikers are awful - Wenger out!
We are under the cosh and scrape a draw: we're useless, they hammered us - Wenger out!
...and so on.

And actually yes, some religious people do have the same zeal and single mindedness. It's a bit weird in someone when talking about a club he claims to support though.

[Niall_Quinn]

Well, no. He isn't making an argument.
The one constant is his hatred of Arsenal, in particular the manager.
Everything else, ever opinion he has is warped around that one constant.

We dominate a game but fail to win: we're useless, our strikers are awful - Wenger out!
We are under the cosh and scrape a draw: we're useless, they hammered us - Wenger out!
...and so on.

And actually yes, some religious people do have the same zeal and single mindedness. It's a bit weird in someone when talking about a club he claims to support though.

I was more talking about the logic and reason put down you used. It wasn't a valid put down as far as I can see.

As for Zim, clearly he hates the manager and I get that. I don't like him much myself, not after I finally caught up. I think anger and resentment can be bigger if somebody you previously respected lets you down. I believe this is where the vitriol comes from. With Maureen you just say yeah, he's a cunt, everyone can see he's a cunt, move on. But with Wenger, who trades on integrity and a love of the game and the club, the cut goes deep when you figure he's faking it.

Zim doesn't hate Arsenal. He might hate what they are becoming - same here. I suspect he's the same as myself and many other fans (a growing number every day). He's deeply frustrated about what the club *could* be, compared to what it actually is. For example, how many years can you go knowing just a couple of decent signings will fill out pieces that have been missing for and age and then watch the manager bank the cash? Eventually you blow up in anger. And that's just one of the many problems.

You can support the club while hating the manager and hating the board. It's possible. In this respect the loud cries against the manager and the board can be seen as vehement support. The argument is, if you get these people out then the club your support benefits. The fans all want success for the club, they disagree on how that can be achieved though. Any fan must have a degree of doubt about whether our board and manager want the same, if they even define success the same way. Even the most hardcore Wenger cheerleader must have a little nag at the back of his mind? Millions in the bank, Kroenke pulling out cash and putting nothing in, 10 years of failing to compete for a title and being blown away in the CL, the board talking about Wenger staying until 2019. It's raises the suspicion, at least, this board and manager don't want what we want, that they aren't part of what we would call Arsenal, that they are something different and acting for their benefit rather than the benefit of the club.

[WMUG]

You see, that's using logic and a rational argument that I don't really disagree with. Notice how you say that without saying we've had nothing but good luck against Barça in the past.

[Xhaka Can’t]

No, there is no point.
You (and me - and I fall for this far too often) are trying to use logic and reason to counter something which...I don't even know what to call it but logic and reason are impervious to it, whatever it is.

It isn't even just us - I remember watching Chelsea against Barca at Stamford Bridge and scratching my head at how biased the refereeing was to the point where I was only extremely happy that Barca won the tie by getting a dodgy free kick when normally I would be deliriously happy.

[Letters]

You see, that's using logic and a rational argument that I don't really disagree with. Notice how you say that without saying we've had nothing but good luck against Barça in the past.

Yes, it's perfectly possible to form a coherent, logical argument - even if it's one I disagree with - without either calling Wenger a c*** or endless goalpost shifting and nonsense. I honestly feel like Zim is so bitter and twisted he wants us to fail so he can say he's 'right'.

[GP]

Besides, there's plenty to moan about without having to make stuff up.

[Letters]

:lol: Exactly! There's plenty of ammo already if you're that way inclined.

[LDG]

Still suffering with this poxy fucking dose.

Come on 5.30 so I can banish this cunt of a cold to hell with whiskey and fire.

[GP]

Have you tried that Cinnamon Jack Daniels?

That'll shift it.

[WMUG]

:patrice:

[Letters]

You make an excellent point.

[WMUG]

Also, shouldn't we change the banner?

[Letters]

Aye, probably. If anyone can be arsed I'll do the needful #hinglish

[LDG]

:cold:

[Nozza!]

Oi, geezers, instead of sitting around with your thumbs up your asses, you could take this short survey to help little Tozza out: https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/DKSS8HX . NQ you needn't bother as you'll be too much of a statistical anomaly...And suriphobes are excused as well...

[Niall_Quinn]

Oi, geezers, instead of sitting around with your thumbs up your asses, you could take this short survey to help little Tozza out: https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/DKSS8HX . NQ you needn't bother as you'll be too much of a statistical anomaly...And suriphobes are excused as well...

Your loss. And now you'll never know the hidden truth about rats.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Facebook rules:

Child Porn - allowed

Right Wing hate groups - Allowed

Bullying - yup

Viz magazine - BANNED

[Niall_Quinn]

But we're all still Charlie, right?

[LDG]

But we're all still Charlie, right?

You still got your gay pride colours?

[Niall_Quinn]

You still got your gay pride colours?

Sold to pay for my aids meds.

[Coney]

Oi, geezers, instead of sitting around with your thumbs up your asses, you could take this short survey to help little Tozza out: https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/DKSS8HX . NQ you needn't bother as you'll be too much of a statistical anomaly...And suriphobes are excused as well...

Done. :good:

[Coney]

Aye, probably. If anyone can be arsed I'll do the needful #hinglish

Just stick a '-' after the 2014 bit for now.

[Letters]

:lol:

[JaneEmily]

Slow people are just as irritating as nails on a chalkboard.

[GP]

Do you mean physically slow, or like the folks over on AFC debate?

[JaneEmily]

Do you mean physically slow, or like the folks over on AFC debate?

Physically slow xD I don't know, it just irritates me when I ask someone to do something by a certain time and they still trawl around like a slug xD

[LDG]

Physically slow xD I don't know, it just irritates me when I ask someone to do something by a certain time and they still trawl around like a slug xD

Is it because they're fat?

[JaneEmily]

Is it because they're fat?

Hahaha no. If only that was the excuse I could give them, but they're not at all xD

[Niall_Quinn]

Overt discrimination against the minimally exceptional and the sub thin. Racism :sulk:

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Physically slow xD I don't know, it just irritates me when I ask someone to do something by a certain time and they still trawl around like a slug xD

If ive trying to get somewhere quickly and people on the pavement I do strongly consider pushing them into traffic

[JaneEmily]

If ive trying to get somewhere quickly and people on the pavement I do strongly consider pushing them into traffic

I don't blame you :lol: Unfortunately, I'm a hermit so having to deal with twats like that is a rare occurrence :D

[Letters]

If ive trying to get somewhere quickly and people on the pavement I do strongly consider pushing them into traffic

There was someone stopping me walking up the escalator the other day because he was selfishly helping someone with a big case.
This is one of the rare occasions when it is permissible to talk to strangers so I told him to get a move on in no uncertain terms <_<

[LDG]

There was someone stopping me walking up the escalator the other day because he was selfishly helping someone with a big case.
This is one of the rare occasions when it is permissible to talk to strangers so I told him to get a move on in no uncertain terms <_<

He probably wondered where the little voice was coming from.

[Xhaka Can’t]

The suitcase.

Probably.

[Marc Overmars]

Moving back to MK and in to my new house this weekend.

London. :rose:

It's been a blast.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

I don't blame you :lol: Unfortunately, I'm a hermit so having to deal with twats like that is a rare occurrence :D

You're fortunate, people always seem to meander about aimlessly when you need to get past them....causing unnecessary obstruction like a blocked catheter pipe.

[JaneEmily]

Supermarket aisles are the worst place for that. The amount of old grannies blocking them up to have a chitchat...

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

And then they have the cheek to complain when they get physically abused or robbed by the carers in nursing homes

Vermin

[GP]

Supermarket aisles are the worst place for that. The amount of old grannies blocking them up to have a chitchat...

Just push them down.

Better yet, ram a trolley into their hips.

[LDG]

Just push them down.

Better yet, ram a trolley into their hips.

Difficult with those fat ankles getting in the way.

[LDG]

What they should have, is no old people. Ever.

[Letters]

What they should have, is no old people. Ever.

Coney :pal:


And, to a lesser extent, me :pal:

[JaneEmily]

What they should have, is no old people. Ever.

Only allow online shopping for the pensioners :lol: Ban them from the supermarkets. They hold up all the queues anyway chatting to every and any person.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Only allow online shopping for the pensioners :lol: Ban them from the supermarkets. They hold up all the queues anyway chatting to every and any person.

They don't all have computers. Those that don't should be allowed to shop at Morrisons.

[Letters]

Link:

Planet Comparison (http://crazyhyena.com/earth-compared-to-other-planets-your-momma-funny)

[Coney]

What they should have, is no old people. Ever.

Well, those who have lost it. We need to define brain-dead more flexibly. Some need euthanasing much earlier.

[Niall_Quinn]

Well, those who have lost it. We need to define brain-dead more flexibly. Some need euthanasing much earlier.

Many, many of them around the age of 12.

[Coney]

Many, many of them around the age of 12.

Many, many of them on Goonersweb.

[Letters]

Many, many of them on Goonersweb.

:good:

[Letters]

Now that's tragic :(

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-35621313

[Marc Overmars]

Anyone use a Fitbit? Been using it all week and it's surprisingly accurate. Quite Impressed tbf.

[JaneEmily]

Anyone use a Fitbit? Been using it all week and it's surprisingly accurate. Quite Impressed tbf.

My sister does, to keep an eye on her heartrate due to some heart condition.


I'm getting seriously pissed off with the FlyBe website. My fiancé has been trying to book his one way ticket to me, so we can close this distance for good, since last night and their fucking website is being a pile of shit. We've tried about 15 times to book it, and it keeps timing out. I want to throw shit.

[Letters]

SkyScanner, ftw...

[JaneEmily]

SkyScanner, ftw...

Neither of us trust 3rd party websites regardless of the reviews lol. We'd rather go directly through them.

[Letters]

OK, but with SkyScanner you can compare prices and twiddle the settings to look at different flight times and options.
It's my first port of call if I'm going to book a flight somewhere.


How, out of interest, did you end up getting engaged to someone who lives in Holland?!

[adzzzbatch]

Anyone use a Fitbit? Been using it all week and it's surprisingly accurate. Quite Impressed tbf.

Which one do you have?

I have a Microsoft Band and that too is very accurate, especially with sleeping.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

OK, but with SkyScanner you can compare prices and twiddle the settings to look at different flight times and options.
It's my first port of call if I'm going to book a flight somewhere.


How, out of interest, did you end up getting engaged to someone who lives in Holland?!

I've spent far, far too long on Skyscanner researching the the best dates for places I'm probably never going to go.

[Marc Overmars]

Which one do you have?

I have a Microsoft Band and that too is very accurate, especially with sleeping.

My missus got me the Charge HR.

I think I've been most impressed with the sleep tracking. I'm a pretty light sleeper so it's quite interesting to see how many hours I'm actually getting.

[Letters]

I've spent far, far too long on Skyscanner researching the the best dates for places I'm probably never going to go.

Like Wembley?



Zing! :cool:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Like Wembley?



Zing! :cool:

We're playing there next Sunday.

[adzzzbatch]

My missus got me the Charge HR.

I think I've been most impressed with the sleep tracking. I'm a pretty light sleeper so it's quite interesting to see how many hours I'm actually getting.

7 peaks and troughs of light and deep sleep is what's supposed to be the ideal pattern of a night.

I think my sis has a charge HR, she started getting a rash after wearing it for a long time, you get this with pretty much all fitness trackers.

[adzzzbatch]

We're playing there next Sunday.

Letters :doh:

[Letters]

We're playing there next Sunday.

:lol:

Me :pal:



Well...apart from then :sulk:

[Letters]

Letters :doh:

Meh. It's not a real competition, how am I supposed to know who got to the final :(

[JaneEmily]

OK, but with SkyScanner you can compare prices and twiddle the settings to look at different flight times and options.
It's my first port of call if I'm going to book a flight somewhere.


How, out of interest, did you end up getting engaged to someone who lives in Holland?!

Long story. We've known each other for 5 years. I do have a blog post on it on our blog (http://davyandjaney.blogspot.co.uk/2015/08/the-day-you-strolled-in-my-heart-was.html#more), but it might be a bit TL;DR for you lot and cheesy xD

[Marc Overmars]

We're playing there next Sunday.

Letters. :haha:

[Letters]

I might have to go back and edit / delete all those posts so this never happened tbf #1984

[adzzzbatch]

motivation is seriously lacking this morning :(

[Thierrymon]

Just got my 4 wisdom teeth out. Not a great day combined with last nights result.

[Letters]

I had that done a few years back. I've had more fun weeks although it wasn't as bad as some of the horror stories I've heard.

[Thierrymon]

On the bright side I got to eat jelly today. The downside is that I had soggy Weetabix for dinner.

[Letters]

:lol: Yeah, as much as I like soup and angel delight, one can have too much of it.
It was about a week before I could eat a bit more normally.

[LDG]

Cock and balls.

[Letters]

Pretty much.

Arsenal have broken me. Thanks, Arsenal :angry:

[LDG]

Even Arseblog has finally cracked.

[GP]

Aww hell diddly ding dong crap!!

[Letters]

Even I have. I've maintained my cheery optimism for much of this season but they have broken me.
The title was there for the taking and they just can't be arsed. Sod the lot of them.

[Niall_Quinn]

Even Arseblog has finally cracked.

Have to rename it to Arsecrack

[JaneEmily]

Have to rename it to Arsecrack

Probably the funniest thing I've heard all weekend.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Probably the funniest thing I've heard all weekend.

You need to get out more

That said hasn't exactly been a weekend for mirth

[JaneEmily]

You need to get out more

That said hasn't exactly been a weekend for mirth

It's called having severe social anxiety :good:

And that's true. I had a shitty weekend last week too. Not to mention one of my sister's has been in A&E since Thursday with a blood infection.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

It's called having severe social anxiety :good:

And that's true. I had a shitty weekend last week too. Not to mention one of my sister's has been in A&E since Thursday with a blood infection.

Ah this has turned into one of those gateways into real world existence

I generally don't regard people on here as real people, with real feelings, hopes and dreams etc

Ever so slightly solipsistic but I do it to people I work with as well, I have no evidence to suggest that everyone else isn't just a product of a fertile imagination

At the risk of exposing myself as an actual human being, I had similar issues with my late mother who was hospitalised for a blood condition/blood infection....it was a long and winding road of over two years to her demise. I hope in your sisters case they know what they are doing and don't just pump her full of antibiotics in the hope that one of them will take.

[JaneEmily]

Ah this has turned into one of those gateways into real world existence

I generally don't regard people on here as real people, with real feelings, hopes and dreams etc

Ever so slightly solipsistic but I do it to people I work with as well, I have no evidence to suggest that everyone else isn't just a product of a fertile imagination

At the risk of exposing myself as an actual human being, I had similar issues with my late mother who was hospitalised for a blood condition/blood infection....it was a long and winding road of over two years to her demise. I hope in your sisters case they know what they are doing and don't just pump her full of antibiotics in the hope that one of them will take.


I understand what you mean. Sometimes it's easy to forget that there are actual people behind a computer screen rather than idiots ;)

Well, it seems like that's exactly what they're doing. She's had two allergic reactions to antibiotics they've put through a drip and where one antibiotic has been going through the drip slowly, she's been screaming in pain. She had to have a camera down her nose because they think she has tonsillitis with a blood infection and glandular fever. Not to mention the last year she's been in and out of hospital and they think they might have fibromyalgia or something, idk. She's not even 30 yet and it's scary especially as she's my best friend even though we don't live near each other.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Oh no I don't forget, it's just in most instances I refuse to acknowledge their humanity and their individual existence

Fibromyalgia is a muscular skeletal issue that affects movement.

I take it there are people there with her in the hospital?.

[JaneEmily]

Oh no I don't forget, it's just in most instances I refuse to acknowledge their humanity and their individual existence

Fibromyalgia is a muscular skeletal issue that affects movement.

I take it there are people there with her in the hospital?.

I had never heard of it until she was tested for it.

Yeah, she has her partner with her but it's just tough when we can't afford to just go up and visit her ourselves.

[LDG]

ILT used to suffer with Fibromyalgia. Used to post on here....

Faked his own death.

Weird fucker.

[JaneEmily]

ILT used to suffer with Fibromyalgia. Used to post on here....

Faked his own death.

Weird fucker.

Oh I remember him. No offence to him but he was creepy. Why did he fake his own death? And how even?

[LDG]

Oh I remember him. No offence to him but he was creepy. Why did he fake his own death? And how even?

Loneliness, I reckon.

Kinda ironic.

[JaneEmily]

Loneliness, I reckon.

Kinda ironic.

Haha wow. I understand people get lonely, but...there's ways to combat loneliness - I guess some people would rather have the attention of others differently..

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

ILT used to suffer with Fibromyalgia. Used to post on here....

Faked his own death.

Weird fucker.

I vaguely remember the name

There are only two reasons to fake your own death, legal indemnity or life insurance payout

Sometimes both

[Letters]

I generally don't regard people on here as real people, with real feelings, hopes and dreams etc.
Pretty much how the Arsenal board think of us tbh.

[Letters]

Sometimes it's easy to forget that there are actual people behind a computer screen rather than idiots ;).
Those two things are certainly not mutually exclusive on here.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Pretty much how the Arsenal board think of us tbh.

This season has really ruined you psychologically hasn't it?

[Letters]

:lol: It has a bit.

I still think Wenger earned the right to try and push us on this year with the two Cup wins and he will leave us in good shape financially and with a shiny stadium and a LOT of good memories, but if we don't win the league this year, and we surely won't now, then he has to go. There's no excuse to finish below Spurs or Leicester.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Ah this has turned into one of those gateways into real world existence

I generally don't regard people on here as real people, with real feelings, hopes and dreams etc



TBF to you, we support Arsenal.

[Niall_Quinn]

Stepford :bow:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3470444/Towns-make-live-longer-NHS-plans-estates-anti-trip-pavements-fewer-takeaways.html

[Munchies]

just passed my driving test on the 2nd attempt with 4 minors :partytime:

first did it a year and a half ago but hit the kerb and the guy failed me.

Put it off and just about got it all out of the way before my theory test thing expired in 2 days :lol:

[Marc Overmars]

Well done mate!

Just realised I've had my licence 10 years this year. God that makes me feel old.

[Munchies]

Well done mate!

Cheers! Was so f'n nervous but luckily got the turn in the road as the manoeuvre I had to do. Easiest one imo

Don't see myself ever driving anytime soon but it's all out of the way now. Relief.

[GP]

you drive us up the wall haha lol jk congrats.

[Marc Overmars]

Cheers! Was so f'n nervous but luckily got the turn in the road as the manoeuvre I had to do. Easiest one imo

Don't see myself ever driving anytime soon but it's all out of the way now. Relief.

Yeah the relief is the best part. It's just one of those things you don't need to concern yourself with now for the rest of your life.

[Letters]

just passed my driving test on the 2nd attempt with 4 minors :partytime:

first did it a year and a half ago but hit the kerb and the guy failed me.

Put it off and just about got it all out of the way before my theory test thing expired in 2 days :lol:

Well done! I passed first time but I did get 9 minors. It was pretty scary when I first started going out on my own in the car but you get used to it.
It's massively useful being able to drive and a massive pain in the hole learning to so it's good to get it over with.

[Munchies]

Well done! I passed first time but I did get 9 minors. It was pretty scary when I first started going out on my own in the car but you get used to it.
It's massively useful being able to drive and a massive pain in the hole learning to so it's good to get it over with.


The guy went to me 'It was very uncomfortable though' . Probably because I was so nervous.

And I had 2 minors for the same thing (control of the car) , so one more and I would've failed!

Fine margins :haha:

[Letters]

You're 2% away from being an excellent driver...

My bloke was a right misery. He spent ages at the end telling me off and then told me I'd passed! :shrug:

:dance:

[Letters]

John Oliver :bow:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGc2nN9OguQ

BOOM! :lol:

[GP]

Drumpf :bow:

[GP]

John Oliver really hit the nail on the coffin.

[Niall_Quinn]

Well done! I passed first time but I did get 9 minors. It was pretty scary when I first started going out on my own in the car but you get used to it.
It's massively useful being able to drive and a massive pain in the hole learning to so it's good to get it over with.

You're damn right it was scary. But I'm getting used to you being on the roads now. And I bought a Volvo, just in case.

[Letters]

I've only killed a couple of people :sulk:
And they looked a bit foreign so I think that's OK.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Congratulations Munchies.

I'm a terrible procrastinator plus I think I'd self combust driving in London, so I've never got round to it.

[WMUG]

Missing the Spurs game :woohoo:

[Marc Overmars]

Don't have BT which is fine by me.

[Letters]

Ridiculously, if we don't fluff our lines tomorrow (I know, I know, but hear me out), West Ham do us a favour and we get a miraculous win, we could be top on Sunday
:wacko:
Ridiculous season, this.

[Niall_Quinn]

Signed up for BT broadband a couple of years back. BT Sport came for free as part of the deal. BT get the CL matches. Suddenly my deal is changed and BT Sport costs £5 plus another £x (can't remember) if I want the CL. Why else would you want BT Sport FFS :haha:

So obviously cancelled. Pirate streams are better quality and have less delay anyway.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ridiculously, if we don't fluff our lines tomorrow (I know, I know, but hear me out), West Ham do us a favour and we get a miraculous win, we could be top on Sunday
:wacko:
Ridiculous season, this.

Possible. Stranger things have happened, like that time when Wenger made a change at HT. But if we go top it will only be so we can lose the next time out.

[Letters]

Actually, I forgot about Leicester playing at the weekend, we'd need them to lose then too.
Who knows this season, it's all gone mental.

[Marc Overmars]

It's all gone mental around us. Meanwhile we remain exactly the same.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Like most of our players, I'm missing the Spuds game as well.

[Letters]

:haha:

:ilt:

:upset:

[LDG]

Why do you do it to yourself. Everyone has been trying to tell you all season :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Why do you do it to yourself. Everyone has been trying to tell you all season :lol:

Sympathy for the victims of a cult please - not gloating.

[GP]

Burn it all down.

[Niall_Quinn]

Burn it all down.

Kill everyone - except my nan.

[GP]

She'll be the first to go in my New World Order.

[Niall_Quinn]

She'll be the first to go in my New World Order.

A New World Order you say? Works for me, she's old anyway, had a good innings.

[Letters]

Do what? :unsure:

If you mean 'have hope', most of the people declaring themselves "right" have got all kinds of things wrong both this season and over the past few.

[Niall_Quinn]

Do what? :unsure:

If you mean 'have hope', most of the people declaring themselves "right" have got all kinds of things wrong both this season and over the past few.

Burn the cultist!

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Silly Wenger

Substitutions are for tacticians

[Marc Overmars]

Thank you for your interest in our affairs.

[LDG]

Do what? :unsure:

If you mean 'have hope', most of the people declaring themselves "right" have got all kinds of things wrong both this season and over the past few.

There is no "right" about it. We all live in hope. Just other people chose to accept the obvious trend, and back those odds.

[Niall_Quinn]

There is no "right" about it. We all live in hope. Just other people chose to accept the obvious trend, and back those odds.

If only we had backed the odds, we'd all be rich now.

[LDG]

If only we had backed the odds, we'd all be rich now.

Don't have enough cash on me to make it worthwhile. The odds they give you are shite.

[Niall_Quinn]

Don't have enough cash on me to make it worthwhile. The odds they give you are shite.

Cheeky little £2.5mill bet would have put an extra tenner in your pocket. Can't knock that.

[LDG]

Cheeky little £2.5mill bet would have put an extra tenner in your pocket. Can't knock that.

Well that's the point innit. The odds are there for those who have the cash...especially in football.

Wouldn't surprise me in the least if there are a lot of wealthy people making massive amounts on football bets this season.

[Niall_Quinn]

Well that's the point innit. The odds are there for those who have the cash...especially in football.

Wouldn't surprise me in the least if there are a lot of wealthy people making massive amounts on football bets this season.

Asians?

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-35710232

At least this isn't likely to be a problem for Arsenal fans <_<

[LDG]

Yo, geek freaks.

Is there a go-to software provider that specialises in building web-apps based from data held with a database?

[Niall_Quinn]

Yo, geek freaks.

Is there a go-to software provider that specialises in building web-apps based from data held with a database?

Dunno, what's the answer?

https://www.zoho.com/creator/

[Letters]

One of the security guards at work died recently.

He was an Arsenal fan though so in some ways I envy him <_<

[GP]

Don't worry I doubt you'll be long.

[Niall_Quinn]

One of the security guards at work died recently.

He was an Arsenal fan though so in some ways I envy him <_<

You're going to have to man up if you want to be in the #WengerOut camp. You can't go from joining to praying for death in one week. Pace yourself.

[Letters]

Is this the #WengerOut People's Front or the People's Front of #WengerOut? :unsure: