"Currants Bw..."

[Marc Overmars]

Best kind of weather today. Chilled breeze with a bit of sun.

Autumn/Winter. :bow:

[PGFC]

Morning :yawn:

[Xhaka Can’t]

When is Stinky back?

[LDG]

When is Stinky back?

Dunno, but he probably fits in with the smelly french people, so maybe he decided to stay.

[Xhaka Can’t]

True.

He's probably the Big Cheese there.

A big stinky cheese.

Or little.

[LDG]

Gah.

That is all.

[Injury Time]

Gush.

That is all.
Yeah yeah okay show off :sulk:

[Flavs]

Dunno, but he probably fits in with the smelly french people, so maybe he decided to stay.

Racist :angry:

[LDG]

Racist :angry:

Not all french people are black :sulk:

[Injury Time]

Racist :angry:
Could you be angry down wind ffs :sulk:

[Flavs]

Not all french people are black :sulk:

Or smelly for that matter

[PGFC]

Not all french people are black :sulk:


Or smelly for that matter

But they are, unfortunately for them, still all French.

[Flavs]

But they are, unfortunately for them, still all French.

I don't think its unfortunate apart from Parisians who tend to be very unfortunate

[Ollie the Optimist]

morning all :wave:

now in bristol, feels strange to have left home after living there for 18 months

[LDG]

Date for completion!!!

Show me the money!!!!

[Marc Overmars]

Booked a pre-Christmas trip to Amsterdam.

:dance:

[LDG]

Booked a pre-Christmas trip to Amsterdam.

:dance:

Drugtastic :woohoo:

[dazthegooner]

Nah he's going for the Prossie's :)

[LDG]

I'm off to Estonia at Christmas :trophy:

Oh.

:(

[Marc Overmars]

Done the lads tour of the Dam before, it was messy...

Going with the missus this time though, so it will probably be more cultural. "ohh check this river and bridge out"

Lol no.

[Syn]

What's the deal with google plus? Izzit better than facebook? Will it take over the world?

Thinking of joining but need to know what I'm getting myself into.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Will you be my friend?

[Master Splinter]

Just wait for Ask Jeeves Plus.

[Syn]

Is it just one of them? <_<

I was under the impression it was a cross between linkedin and facebook. Ah, fuck it, I'll observe the waiting period.

[Marc Overmars]

Can we get rid of that annoying blue arrow?

[GP]

Can we get rid of that annoying blue arrow?

I never go to the google homepage.

Just set efukt.com as my homepage and use the google search bar at the top of the browser.

[Marc Overmars]

efukt. :haha:


:ninja:

[Coney]

:lol: That's going to give you so many viruses on many levels.

[GP]

:lol: That's going to give you so many viruses on many levels.

http://forum.gaijinpot.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=15307&d=1315624286

:good:

[LDG]

What a shit day.

Gonna get tanked tonight.

[PGFC]

:tiphat:

:shrug: but at least the sun's shining.

[LDG]

Twas a nice lunch :D

Met the missus for a sarni and a drink in the park in the sun.

Not such a shit day afterall :D

Still getting tanked tonight though.

[Alan B'stard]

Nayanette II born 9am, weighing 7lbs

[Marc Overmars]

Congrats. :tiphat:

[LDG]

Congratulations mate! One of my fav posters.

:dancingman:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Wish me luck
Live baby birth on GW

In hozzie with wife screaming the place down, waiting for first child/son to show his face

[LDG]

Two GW births in a day! :faint:

Where's Handy when you need her....

[LDG]

I'll get the kettle on, and some towels!!

[Xhaka Can’t]

Congrats and good luck respectively!

[Coney]

Great news. How's the nipper? ;)

[Alan B'stard]

Thanks all. And good luck jsao.

[Master Splinter]

Wish me luck
Live baby birth on GW

In hozzie with wife screaming the place down, waiting for first child/son to show his face

GW is still your first priority :bow:.

[Coney]

Nayanette II born 9am, weighing 7lbs

Missed that post. Congrats and best wishes.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Toby - 2.8kgs and born about 2 and a half hours ago

thanks all and congratulations to Alan B

[Xhaka Can’t]

Toby - 2.8kgs and born about 2 and a half hours ago

thanks all and congratulations to Alan B

Wow! What a day (even thought there it is tomoorow)!

Congratulations!

[Master Splinter]

Congratulations to the new fathers :scarf:.

Should make this day a GW bank holiday tbh.

[PGFC]

Congratulations to the new fathers :scarf:.

Should make this day a GW bank holiday tbh.

This :good: Congratulations to you both (or all four of you :unsure: )

[Syn]

Congrats nayan and gooner in nipon! :scarf:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Indeed, congrats to both!

[GP]

Congrats to both, and welcome to little babies Dennis and Thierry! :scarf:

[Master Splinter]

JSAO's son should be the mascot for the MOC.

(Only if he's cute though).

[Master Splinter]

Congrats to both, and welcome to little babies Dennis and Thierry! :scarf:

Either would be a great name for a girl tbh.

[Marc Overmars]

Congrats again! Great news.

Elsewhere, I upgraded to Windows 7 today. Good stuff tbh, it had to be after the shocker that was Vista.

[Master Splinter]

What was the problem with Vista?

I made the jump from XP to 7, without the detour to Vista.

7 is pretty shiny and smooth tbh. Technical terms.

[Marc Overmars]

Speaking from experience because I had a laptop with Vista, it was very cumbersome and overloaded with unnecessary security features. It always used to freeze on me when I was playing FM as well. The breaking point came when I had just reached the CL final with MK Dons and it crashed when I went 1-0 up. :doh:

So I just got someone to format the hard drive and load XP on there, never had any trouble since.

[Master Splinter]

So your Vista was a Wimbledon fan?

[Marc Overmars]

:lol:

May have been.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Congrats to both, and welcome to little babies Dennis and Thierry! :scarf:

was thinking of Cygan. . . . . but refuse NQs suggestion of Marouane

[Japan Shaking All Over]

JSAO's son should be the mascot for the MOC.

(Only if he's cute though).

and so it shall pass

[LDG]

JSAO :bow:

Nayan :bow:

Awesome sperm! Well done!

[Chrissie]

Congrats to both! :ladynana: :wine:

[GP]

JSAO :bow:

Nayan :bow:

Awesome sperm! Om nom nom!

:sick:

[PGFC]

Morning All :tiphat:

Mind that satellite...

[LDG]

:unsure:

[Marc Overmars]

Morning All :tiphat:

Mind that satellite...

1 in 3200 chance of someone being hit.

Still not the best odds tbh. :unsure:

[PGFC]

Better odds than us winning the EPL this season though...

[LDG]

I once punched a satelite. In the face.

[LDG]

Hour and a half til beer o-clock.

Can I get through it??

[Master Splinter]

I once punched a satelite. In the face.

Did you knock off one of it's 'L's whilst doing so?

[LDG]

Did you knock off one of it's 'L's whilst doing so?

Gonna punch you in the face :angry:

[Marc Overmars]

Helped my bro move to uni today. One of his flatmates is disgustingly hot, when she came to say hello we both looked at each other with the same thought. :lol:

I wish I had people like that in my first year flat. Mine all looked like they came from Mordor.

[Master Splinter]

Sauron is quite handsome tbh.

Not sure if he was born there though tbf.

[PGFC]

Morning All :tiphat:

Tropical this morning...

[Ollie the Optimist]

morning all. first day of uni today (again) :dance:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Sauron is quite handsome tbh.

Not sure if he was born there though tbf.

Dont know bout that. . . .think he is gay!

kept giving me the eye!

[Flavs]

I think I saw Michael J Fox in the garden centre yesterday, couldn't really get a good look at his face though cos he had his back to the fuchsia's...

[IBK]

I think I saw Michael J Fox in the garden centre yesterday, couldn't really get a good look at his face though cos he had his back to the fuchsia's...

Doubt it. Probably just a shaky resemblance.

[Letters]

Dont know bout that. . . .think he is gay!

kept giving me the eye!

Literally the Jap's eye?

[dazthegooner]

Well I got dumped Friday coz I wasn't rough enough with her what did what did she want me to do punch her in the face during sex? :)

[Letters]

Well I got dumped Friday coz I wasn't rough enough with her

:lol:

[IBK]

Well I got dumped Friday coz I wasn't rough enough with her what did what did she want me to do punch her in the face during sex? :)

That is a miserable reason to get dumped. Sounds like a pretext to me. Anyway, fuck the bitch - plenty more fish in the sea.

[Letters]

Anyway, fuck the bitch.

He did, just not roughly enough.

[dazthegooner]

:lol:

[IBK]

He did, just not roughly enough.

:lol: Unfortunate turn of phrase I guess!

[dazthegooner]

Saying that better off when clubing she used to dance with other blokes. she told me she likes to flirt but sometimes she went too far and I've had a lot better and will do again.

[IBK]

Saying that better off when clubing she used to dance with other blokes. she told me she likes to flirt but sometimes she went too far and I've had a lot better and will do again.

That's the spirit. Can't stand women who need to flirt to feel good about themselves.

[dazthegooner]

Well not being big headed I get women coming on to me quite often so won't take me long :ninja:

[LDG]

She sounds like a lovely girl.

[PGFC]

Saying that better off when clubing she used to dance with other blokes. she told me she likes to flirt but sometimes she went too far and I've had a lot older and will do again.

Stick to what you know :good:


So, is Ashburton2006 the new GWs first "Flounce-Away" then?

[IBK]

Stick to what you know :good:


So, is Ashburton2006 the new GWs first "Flounce-Away" then?

Was Flav's post the funniest reason for flouncing?

[Flavs]

Well not being big headed I get women coming on to me quite often so won't take me long :ninja:

Do they think you are Leon Osman?

[Flavs]

Was Flav's post the funniest reason for flouncing?

Moi? :unsure:

[Coney]

Was Flav's post the funniest reason for flouncing?

No - in reply to Ashburton2006's "Just one last thing, I was at the game on Saturday, and one or two of you may have even been sitting next to me (not for the 3rd goal though, I was on my way out to the station!)" he should have said "So you missed the Wigan goal then".

[Cripps_orig]

Mondays :bow:

[Coney]

Why?

[Cripps_orig]

Day off from work

[IBK]

Moi? :unsure:

Toi - your 'it was before then' was a classic.

[Xhaka Can’t]

It was a bit mean tbh.

[Marc Overmars]

Just 3 months to go until Christmas. :popcorn:

[Xhaka Can’t]

LDG, the answer is 'no'.

[dazthegooner]

LDG, the answer is 'no'.

So playing hard to get huh?

[Xhaka Can’t]

Treat me mean, keep me keen.

[dazthegooner]

Oooh she just wants to be fook buddies till one of us finds someone else I'm always up for the that no strings attached sex oh yes!

[Flavs]

Oooh she just wants to be fook buddies till one of us finds someone else I'm always up for the that no strings attached sex oh yes!

make sure you beat the living shit out of her next time you hit that

[dazthegooner]

make sure you beat the living shit out of her next time you hit that

Well thats whats she likes ;)

[LDG]

LDG, the answer is 'no'.

Harsh. But fair. Next time I'll do it at the eiffel tower....seems to work for most people <_<

[PGFC]

Katy Price goes to China for a new type of gynaecological exam...


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-15057234

[GP]

Well I got dumped Friday coz I wasn't rough enough with her what did what did she want me to do punch her in the face during sex? :)

Put her head in a fuckin vice.

[Master Splinter]

Dont know bout that. . . .think he is gay!

kept giving me the eye!

Letters and Coney would be proud.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Letters and Coney would be proud.

whys that?

they like a bit of 'one eye' do they?

[Injury Time]

Katy Price goes to China for a new type of gynaecological exam...


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-15057234
No wonder the guy Is top to toe rubber :sick:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

4 more minutes and its 2pm - and off for 3+ weeks

a period packed of screaming, crying, no sleep, vomit and shitty nappies.........

so that's what I anticipate watching Arsenal vs Spuds will be like.......the rest of the time will be spent looking after the new born!

[Letters]

:rimshot:

Have a nice break, if that's possible.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

:rimshot:

Have a nice break, if that's possible.

Thanks mate

wonder how Alan is getting on. . .my wife and son out of hospital tomorrow

getting the barnet cut before picking them up

[LDG]

Thanks mate

wonder how Alan is getting on. . .my wife and son out of hospital tomorrow

getting the barnet cut before picking them up

The bees! :bow:

[Xhaka Can’t]

The bees! :bow:

Lawrie Sanchez :wwf:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

He cuts hair :shrug:

[Letters]

Oh shit! The big BIG boss has decided to hot-desk near us today.
Might need to do some work!
:yikes:

[LDG]

:pal:

I'm doing the jobs of three people for two weeks. I suppose I ought to as well.....

Meh.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Last day I have to be in the hospital. . . .

Wife is asleep. . . .little un shut up in a room with the curtains drawn. . . .

and just you stellar group of scholars to keep me company. . . .ROCK. . . .ON!

[LDG]

What are the nurses like?

[Japan Shaking All Over]

What are the nurses like?

Big. . . .they carry the babies like the waitresses at the Oktoberfest carry jugs of brew. . . .

[Chrissie]

What a shite day. Guy in my office has just been made redundant. We're sorting his leaving do for Friday.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

I got promoted to branch manager and stand to earn less money. . . .timing couldnt be worse

[Chrissie]

How does that work then if you got promoted?

[Japan Shaking All Over]

lose the right to claim overtime!
I should think that any work I do outside my contracted hours is as if Im volunteering :doh:

[Chrissie]

That makes sense even if it's not fair. We have that here at my place.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

My argument was that if I do a couple of extra hours at the end of a day fair enough, say like something requires attention but if I put myself in for an extra day. . . .work one of my days off, I can get paid. . . .no was the answer. . . .

so I buttoned my lip and just put it in my mind that somewhere down the line the hardwork will pay dividends. . . .and before you say it, Im a Gooner and live in a disillusioned world. . . .:smile:

[Master Splinter]

so I buttoned my lip and just put it in my mind that somewhere down the line the hardwork will pay dividends. . . .and before you say it, Im a Gooner and live in a disillusioned world. . . .:smile:

Mindless Optimism :bow:.

Are you still actually in Japan, by the way?

[Marc Overmars]

They were handing out free wings outside Nandos earlier. om nom nom nom.

Free chicken. :bow:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Mindless Optimism :bow:.

Are you still actually in Japan, by the way?

Live and kicking in Tokyo, why?

[Master Splinter]

Live and kicking in Tokyo, why?

I wasn't sure if you permanently lived there or not.

Also, call your kid Yoshi please.

[IBK]

Have you been in one of those fake tube sex trains that they are supposed to have?

[GP]

Also, is it true they have vending machines selling dirty knickers?

I'm asking for... a friend :unsure:

[Letters]

Have you been in one of those fake tube sex trains that they are supposed to have?

What what what? :popcorn:

GP. Dirty as in soiled? :sick:

[GP]

What what what? :popcorn:

GP. Dirty as in soiled? :sick:

Don't ask me, ask the pervert who lives there

[Japan Shaking All Over]

on my way to collect my wife and son
gonna be the first time to hold him
Hozzie wouldnt let the dads near the babies till they are released :-(

Already in trouble because the wife thinks Im running late. . .shes scteaming get us out of this place. . , 5 days in and she is either going nuts or back to her old self

[LDG]

Signing the title deeds over on my flat tonight :upset:

Massive service charge on the place next year though :pal:

[Letters]

Morning :tiphat:

Apparently mum's sent us some flowers. To MrsL's address. How lovely:

:patrice:


She sent some money to mine though :trophy:

[dazthegooner]

Well I've got a date tonight oh yes :)

[LDG]

Well I've got a date tonight oh yes :)

Smash the fuck out of the bitch!

[dazthegooner]

Smash the fuck out of the bitch!
Already slept with her when with I was the last one :)

[Xhaka Can’t]

:lol:

[Letters]

Already slept with her when with I was the last one :)

You're a real hero :rolleyes:

[LDG]

:haha:

[Xhaka Can’t]

You're a real hero :rolleyes:

Yeah, like you've never cheated. :rolleyes:

[dazthegooner]

You're a real hero :rolleyes:

Well the last one wasn't the full ticket might have been doing the same thing herself the way she flirts around men :good:

[dazthegooner]

And i even have my own cape!

[LDG]

Yeah, like you've never cheated. :rolleyes:

Well, I do expect him to spend the money his mum sent him on hookers tbf.

[IBK]

And i even have my own cape!

http://images.joke.co.uk/images/webshop/medium/62965.jpg

[LDG]

And i even have my own cape!

Cape / Rape. Potato / Potato. What's the difference when you're knuckle dusting a girls face in.

[LDG]

http://images.joke.co.uk/images/webshop/medium/62965.jpg

Where's the cape? :unsure:

[IBK]

Where's the cape? :unsure:

Stuffed into your arse?

[Letters]

Yeah, like you've never cheated. :rolleyes:

I did draw a game of Cluedo one time by pretending I didn't have a card I did.

:cool:

[LDG]

Stuffed into your arse?

OoooKaaaaayy.

[Xhaka Can’t]

I did draw a game of Cluedo one time by pretending I didn't have a card I did.

:cool:

That is the worst deception of all.

[dazthegooner]

That is the worst deception of all.

YEAH!!!! :angry:

[Coney]

Morning :tiphat:

Apparently mum's sent us some flowers. To MrsL's address. How lovely:

:patrice:


She sent some money to mine though :trophy:

She had to pay you to get a girlfriend? :unsure:

[dazthegooner]

She had to pay you to get a girlfriend? :unsure:

They're not called girlfriends ;)

[Letters]

The amount I pay I'll call them what I like :angry:

[Xhaka Can’t]

The amount I pay I'll call them what I like :angry:

They're cheaper than having a wife.

[Coney]

They're cheaper than having a wife.

And more disposable.

[IBK]

And more disposable.

:lol: and more disposed


...to having sex with you.

[Coney]

:lol: and more disposed


...to having sex with you.

:) Your bargaining position is always better before you sign the agreement.

[IBK]

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says,

"You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's butt and say, 'Lets do it!'

....and she's always sound asleep.

[Marc Overmars]

So it looks like summer has finally arrived then. Albeit 3 months late.

24 outside. :blink:

[LDG]

So it looks like summer has finally arrived then. Albeit 3 months late.

24 outside. :blink:

Jack Bauer :bow:

[Xhaka Can’t]

So it looks like summer has finally arrived then. Albeit 3 months late.

24 outside. :blink:

Bottles of beer in a case! :bow:

[Master Splinter]

Jack Bauer :bow:

Bauer :haha:.

What a loser.

Bourne :bow:.

Would complete those 24-hour missions in about 3 minutes.

Bourne :bow:.

[dazthegooner]

Bauer :haha:.

What a loser.

Bourne :bow:.

Would complete those 24-hour missions in about 3 minutes.

Bourne :bow:.

:gp:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Bauer :haha:.

What a loser.

Bourne :bow:.

Would complete those 24-hour missions in about 3 minutes.

Bourne :bow:.

Yeah but when you have as gravely a voice as JB then you are allowed a bit of leeway with time!

[LDG]

Coffe coffee coffee coffeeeeeee

[Marc Overmars]

I didn't have my usual coffee this morning because it's so bloody hot again. Crazy weather for the end of September.

[Chrissie]

Bacon roll and a latte.

[Letters]

Had a banana for breakfast. ##

Welcome back Summer! :dance:

[dazthegooner]

Morning all :wave:

[IBK]

Morning all :wave:

Well - did you smack that bitch up?

[Letters]

:lol:

:popcorn:

[dazthegooner]

Well - did you smack that bitch up?

Erm sort of her two sons were there as well she didn't mention they are body builders :unsure: but they were ok :)

[LDG]

Erm sort of. Her two young sons were there as well, so I fucked them up too! :wwf:

:o

[dazthegooner]

:o

:lol:

:fingers:

[PGFC]

Warm...

It's nearly October...

This winter's really going to hurt.

[LDG]

Sale complete!!! :patrice:

Key's handed over :crying:

:patrice:

:crying:

Etc.

[Marc Overmars]

Warm...

It's nearly October...

This winter's really going to hurt.

Can't be much worse than the last 2 winters.

Snow days that London still haven't learnt to deal with. :bow:

[Letters]

Sale complete!!! :patrice:

Key's handed over :crying:

:patrice:

:crying:

Etc.

No I don't want to buy a Big Issue :angry:

[LDG]

:lol:

Money ##

:beer:

[Letters]

I'm probably going to have to re-mortgage and release some equity.

Stoopid weddings <_<

[Coney]

Sale complete!!! :patrice:

Key's handed over :crying:

:patrice:

:crying:

Etc.

You flogged your bint? (I thought only Daz did that.)

[Coney]

I'm probably going to have to re-mortgage and release some equity.

Stoopid weddings <_<

So gullible.

The woman's family cough up for the wedding. You should be quids in. :good:

[LDG]

You flogged your bint? (I thought only Daz did that.)

No. Your face. For 2p.

[IBK]

Erm sort of her two sons were there as well she didn't mention they are body builders :unsure: but they were ok :)

Eh - how old is she? - How old are they? - How old are you?

[Letters]

So gullible.

The woman's family cough up for the wedding. You should be quids in. :good:

'The woman's family aren't that well off. They do have 'a fund' for her but I suspect it's not that big.
Plus while it's tradition that the bride's family pay that tends not to be the case so much these days from the couples I've known.
Was thinking of remortgaging anyway as I got tied into a higher interest rate before they went through the floor so I'll probably take the opportunity to release some equity.

[dazthegooner]

Eh - how old is she? - How old are they? - How old are you?

She's 44 I'm 37 (IT another older woman but at least they're getting younger ;)) boys 28 and 20!

[Letters]

She's 44. Boys 28

*does the maths*
Hmm.
Massive slag/chav then. You're on to another winner there daz!

[dazthegooner]

*does the maths*
Hmm.
Massive slag/chav then. You're on to another winner there daz!

She was with the father for 12 years!

[Cripps_orig]

Just got back

Awful weather

[dazthegooner]

Hey? Tis gorgeous out there and so are the women :)

[Cripps_orig]

Too bloody hot.

Can do f all in this weather either indoors or outdoors

Sun needs to f off asap

[dazthegooner]

Enjoy it while its here snow forcast for middle october.

[Cripps_orig]

Enjoy it while its here snow forcast for middle october.

Thank fuck

[Marc Overmars]

'triffic in the mornings, nice breeze and the sun. By the afternoon though it's got disgustingly hot.

Playing footie tonight as well, hope it gets much cooler.

[dazthegooner]

Yeah love the sun but like a nice breeze as well is a bit stuffy.

[Master Splinter]

Snow coming in a few weeks :bow:.

Heat :pal:.

Needs to FOAD.

And FOAD well.

[Xhaka Can’t]

The father was 12 years old!

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Dont care if its hot or cold. . . .fuxking red tape does my head in!

and this country is a mother for procedure ahhggh!

[Letters]

Friday!

:patrice:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Friday!

:patrice:

Bah!

[Marc Overmars]

Friday. :bow:

Payday. :bow:

Beerday. :bow:

[LDG]

Friday :bow:

Payday :bow:

Beerday :bow:

Sun...er...Sunnyday :bow:

:patrice:

[dazthegooner]

Friday again? It only just seems like last week it was err Friday :unsure:

[Syn]

http://www.myupload.org/viewer.php?file=plbos5uv3ix6gnjw370q.jpg

:) :lol: :haha: :sarcy: :coffee:

Lovely outside right now.

[Cripps_orig]

Dont have to work on Sunday :dance:

Means i can go play football and miss the NLD :dance:

[Cripps_orig]

Apparently some maintenance work was done.Just testing to see if posts I make on my phone come out properly as the did before

[Letters]

Wow. Today just couldn't get any mondaymorninger :(

[Marc Overmars]

Got Friday off so today is Tuesday. :dance:

[LDG]

:ilt:

[Chrissie]

Monday indeed :ilt:

[Letters]

Got Friday off so today is Tuesday. :dance:

I've got Wednesday-Friday off so today is Thursday

:pal:

But today has been massively shit so far.

[Marc Overmars]

Amazon. :bow:

Love how they pretty much have any little random item. I needed an audio cable to run from my PC into my LCD because my speakers have conked out. 79p. What a steal.

Bought 3 Magic Tree air fresheners as well for the price of 1 in the supermarkets. :cool:

[Syn]

I've somehow lost my message ringtone which I've had for 6 years. Very annoying.

It was the buzzer sound from catchphrase - anyone know where I can download it?

[Syn]

Wow, just read that back and that is very sad. I should get a life.

Anyway, I don't care. Any ideas?

[LDG]

It's good. But it's not right.

[Syn]

:cloud9:

What a show.

[Marc Overmars]

Is the bloke who hosted it dead yet?

'coz I remember he looked old as fuck and I was only a nipper then.

[Letters]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KotjiUQ7e0s

:haha:

[Marc Overmars]

The 90's. :bow:

[Master Splinter]

WWTL@WHL);53284]http://www.youtube.com[/email]/watch?v=KotjiUQ7e0s

:haha:

You've posted that about three hundred and seventy two times now.

Is Roy Walker your dad?

I wish he was mine.

[Marc Overmars]

How does Paypal work?

[Master Splinter]

How does Paypal work?

Just like normal internet transactions. Only it diverts through Paypal, instead of going directly to say, Amazon.

I've never had a problem with it on ebay. They offer loads of security shit too.

[Master Splinter]

GP seemed to quote my earlier post, but it's not here :unsure:.

Was he racist and homophobic towards me?

[GP]

Fuck GP.

[GP]

Shit :doh:

thought i was on my Joker account.

[Master Splinter]

Fuck GP.

What's wrong with Gay Pride?

Your anti-bender stance is out of control.

[Marc Overmars]

Just like normal internet transactions. Only it diverts through Paypal, instead of going directly to say, Amazon.

I've never had a problem with it on ebay. They offer loads of security shit too.

So if someone buys something from me, they send the money to my paypal account. Paypal in turn put that money into my bank?

[GP]

So if someone buys something from me, they send the money to my paypal account. Paypal in turn put that money into my bank?

Yep.

They take a cut, of course, but it works well.

[Master Splinter]

So if someone buys something from me, they send the money to my paypal account. Paypal in turn put that money into my bank?

Pretty much.

[Marc Overmars]

Cheers. Just awaiting the bank confirmation stuff then I'm good to go.

Got loads of tat lying about that I want to get rid of.

About time I did this shit.

[Cripps_orig]

About time I did this shit.

Constipation is annoying tbh

[Marc Overmars]

Indeed it is beta.

[Master Splinter]

Cheers. Just awaiting the bank confirmation stuff then I'm good to go.

Got loads of tat lying about that I want to get rid of.

About time I did this shit.

Did you sell Metal Gear Solid?

Old games would probably fetch more on ebay than some local store where the chumps have little knowledge on games beyond FIFA and Call Of Duty.

I should get rid of some of the old ones I have really. Not the classics and semi-classics though. I'm quite sentimental about things tbh.

[Marc Overmars]

Yeah I got 7 quid from Game for it.

Main reason I'm setting this up is so I can sell some old clothes. People actually buy that shit?

A mate of mine recently sold a few of his items that he doesn't wear anymore and made 50 quid.

[GP]

Yep, people buy all kinds of shit.

Weird Al was spot on, tbh.

[Master Splinter]

People buy old clothes?

Weirdos does not cover it.

[Master Splinter]

Yep, people buy all kinds of shit.



Like F1 merchandise.

Yes, and my face.

[Xhaka Can’t]

How much for your y-fronts?

[Marc Overmars]

How much for your y-fronts?

For you?

Free of course...

[Flavs]

anyone want to buy some kids?

[Xhaka Can’t]

anyone want to buy some kids?

Breakfast is such great fun.

[Flavs]

Breakfast is such great fun.

not at half 5 it isn't

[Xhaka Can’t]

It aiint fun at 8 either.

EAT. YOUR. FUCKIN. BREAKFAST!!!!!

ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!