What really pisses you off?

[Flavs]

This thread has been inspired by a man who got hit in the back of the head by a bus wing mirror outside my office about an hour ago. It's not him that has pissed me off its the woman who while nearly breaking her neck to see what was happening drove straight into the ambulance creating a need for a 2nd ambulance to come and delaying the man's treatment.

:angry:

[Marc Overmars]

Shit drivers.

[Flavs]

fit girls in jeggings but who wear a long t-shirt which covers their arse. Prick teasing bitches :angry:

[LDG]

Gossipers. I don't care, fuck off :angry:

[Flavs]

IT/Gadget dorks

I dont fucking care that your new Iphone mac 5736 has a 30gig memory and a month battery life, unless it can blow me its useless so do one.

[Flavs]

Ginger men who grow big bushy beards

I mean, WTF?

[LDG]

People who don't replace milk when they use the last bit. Cunts.

[Flavs]

People who make you coffee but don't plunge it properly so you get all that shitty gunk at the bottom of your cup.

People who make piss weak tea

Making a drink and then getting stuck on the phone until it goes cold

[dazthegooner]

People that once have got on a tube just stand at the door even tough plenty of room in the Aisle stopping you getting on!

[Syn]

I'll tell you what really pisses me off - poverty. Bloody hate poverty. Horrible, people starving and all that.

[dazthegooner]

And people that try to wind you up and cant take it when you do it back.

[Flavs]

funny email jokes that aren't funny

[LDG]

People who still find it amusing to knock the back of your knee so you falter slightly. You're 30, mate. Fuck off.

[dazthegooner]

People that once have got on a tube just stand at the door even tough plenty of room in the Aisle stopping you getting on!

I'll eat to that! (sorry sick sense of humour)

[LDG]

People who can't quote properly.

[Flavs]

People who can't quote properly.

Since posting on here the you're/your thing has really bugged me as well.

[server too busy!]

I'll eat to that! (sorry sick sense of humour)

Fail!!

People who don't know how to quote someone

[server too busy!]

People who can't quote properly.

Fucker..... People who post the same joke as you a bit quicker because they do no work!

[Flavs]

I'll tell you what really pisses me off - poverty. Bloody hate poverty. Horrible, people starving and all that.

Did you know that the RSPCA has such an issue with the breeding of Staffordshire bull terriers that they have had to set up a whole separate division to deal with the overpopulation? Easy solution there, feed the fuckers to the poor

[LDG]

Fucker..... People who post the same joke as you a bit quicker because they do no work!

:pal:

[Flavs]

The fact that no one has noticed the vast improvement in my typing/spelling since i started using Google chrome :(

[LDG]

Your definitely getting better.

[PGFC]

The fact that no one has noticed the vast improvement in my typing/spelling since i started using Google chrome :(

We just thought you were dictating your posts for one of your kids to type up :shrug:

for me? my new Mr Magoo style glasses.

[Flavs]

Your definitely getting better.

:angry:

[LDG]

:haha:

[LDG]

3.51 on a Friday afternoon.

[hymppi]

not being able to get wasted tonight because i need to get up early on saturday morning!

[LDG]

:pal:

I've got a taxi booked to take me straight to the pub at 5....can't wait!!

[hymppi]

:pal:

I've got a taxi booked to take me straight to the pub at 5....can't wait!!
fucker.
i hope you get the worst hangover ever. ever!

[LDG]

Me too. That means I've had a corker!

[hymppi]

:lol:

[dazthegooner]

People that take this piss because of a quoting error :angry:

[server too busy!]

The fact that no one has noticed the vast improvement in my typing/spelling since i started using Google chrome :(

Why would google chrome help your spelling?

[dazthegooner]

You all fucking do lol...

[LDG]

Why would google chrome help your spelling?

Think it corrects spazzy fingers.

[Cripps_orig]

Kids

[GP]

You know what really grinds my gears? People from the 19th century.

It's called an automobile, people. It's much faster than a horse.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Cunts on the Tube/Train who can see the carriage is packed but still push their way in. Just wait for the next train you numpty

People who can see your in a rush but walk slow infront of you.

Cash points and night why the feck do they need to make noise so people know your taking out money but during the day its quite.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Kids

Got a few then

[Cripps_orig]

Cunts on the Tube/Train who can see the carriage is packed but still push their way in. Just wait for the next train you numpty

You live in England? :blink:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

You live in England? :blink:

Yes Why don't you

[Cripps_orig]

Yes Why don't you

Were you born here?

[Boss]

All of your faces.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Were you born here?


Yep not sure what its got to do with anything

[Cripps_orig]

Nothing

Back on topic

This countrys education system

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Nothing

Back on topic

This countrys education system

Were you born over here, do you live in london.

back on topic what pisses me off David Cameron the mug and his Cronies

[Xhaka Can’t]

:pal:

I've got a taxi booked to take me straight to the pub at 5....can't wait!!

That pissed you off?

People who don't understand threads.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Nothing

Back on topic

This countrys education system

You mean, 'this country's education system'.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

You mean, 'this country's education system'.

:bow: GB
ACH :pal:

Things that piss me off, ACH Awful wum, Zimm Awful poster

[GP]

:haha:

[Japan Shaking All Over]

PC games that are neigh on impossible to play using the keyboard!

[Özim]

:bow: GB
ACH :pal:

Things that piss me off, ACH Awful wum, Zimm Awful poster
Don't blame me for the fact you come out with dum nonsense all the time :run:

[Coney]

This countrys education system


You mean, 'this country's education system'.

:lol: Hoist by his own petard.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Don't blame me for the fact you come out with dum nonsense all the time :run:

Oh Zim you'll always be out zim fella :bow: zim

[Master Splinter]

Don't blame me for the fact you come out with dum nonsense all the time :run:

http://media.hostedfile.com/hostedfile/pdata/54.jpg

[Olivier's xmas twist]

http://media.hostedfile.com/hostedfile/pdata/54.jpg

:bow: MS
Zim having a shocker again :pal:

[Özim]

http://media.hostedfile.com/hostedfile/pdata/54.jpg
The letter after a in the alphaet on my keyoard doesn't work doucheba. :angry:

[PGFC]

http://media.hostedfile.com/hostedfile/pdata/54.jpg


Don't blame me for the fact you come out with dum nonsense all the time :run:


The letter after a in the alphaet on my keyoard doesn't work doucheba. :angry:

Yes it does.

[Xhaka Can’t]

:haha:

[GP]

So much fail.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

So much fail.

Zimm, GW's very own Wenger!

[Master Splinter]

Zimm, GW's very own Wenger!

Ouch.

That must hurt.

[Özim]

Yes it does.
Yeah I spotted that before, problem was someone quote me so I couldn't remove it.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

'someone quoted me' :wink:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Yeah I spotted that before, problem was someone quote me so I couldn't remove it.

I saw your post that you deleted.

Like Wenger, you didn't see it, because you were too busy rolling your eyes at Perry.


Quote Originally Posted by Perry View Post
Yes it does.


Yeah it was a joke old man, you remember those right? :rolleyes:

When you fail and get called on it, take your lumps.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

I saw your post that you deleted.

Like Wenger, you didn't see it, because you were too busy rolling your eyes at Perry.


When you fail and get called on it, take your lumps.

Zimm :pal: has another shocker

:bow: Perry

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Yeah I spotted that before, problem was someone quote me so I couldn't remove it.

Just admit you got caught out. lol you tried to be smart on me and MS caught you out fair and sqaure

[Özim]

I saw your post that you deleted.

Like Wenger, you didn't see it, because you were too busy rolling your eyes at Perry.





When you fail and get called on it, take your lumps.
Nice one, good to see you quote stuff someone deleted...are you even allowed to do that?

Good to see you're as smug as ever, that's a fine quality in a human being, you must have learnt it from ******* :good:

[Özim]

Just admit you got caught out. lol you tried to be smart on me and MS caught you out fair and sqaure
Nothing to admit to, like I said I spotted it just thought I'd give it a go in the hope that someone else wouldn't..it was a joke anyway I mean did you really think I have no "b" on my keyboard :lol: instead you guys try and make it sounds like it's some big thing.

Jokes on you, not my fault you guys have no sense of humour :pal:

[Özim]

Zimm :pal: has another shocker

:bow: Perry
You know all about shockers, you have them all the time :lol:

I'll make sure I point them all out from now on don't worry.....so you don't feel left out and all that.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Nothing to admit to, like I said I spotted it just thought I'd give it a go in the hope that someone else wouldn't..it was a joke anyway I mean did you really think I have no "b" on my keyboard :lol: instead you guys try and make it sounds like it's some big thing.

Jokes on you, not my fault you guys have no sense of humour :pal:

says the guy who got all upset because i was joking he was an alwful poster lol that was banter but you took it to heart for some reason lol.

[Cripps_orig]

Working on weekends

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Nothing to admit to, like I said I spotted it just thought I'd give it a go in the hope that someone else wouldn't..it was a joke anyway I mean did you really think I have no "b" on my keyboard :lol: instead you guys try and make it sounds like it's some big thing.

Jokes on you, not my fault you guys have no sense of humour :pal:

said that that the b wasnt working not that you didnt have one....if my memory serves me

ffs :console:

(can see where this is leading, everyone checking their grammar, spelling and Ps&Qs............etc)

[Özim]

says the guy who got all upset because i was joking he was an alwful poster lol that was banter but you took it to heart for some reason lol.
Let's clear this up:

a) I wasn't upset
b) Well yes because in no way did your comments indicate it was a joke, it was a comment out of the blue in a conversation I wasn't even involved in. If you get criticised it's natural to respond.

Anyway let's forget it.

[Özim]

said that that the b wasnt working not that you didnt have one....if my memory serves me

ffs :console:

(can see where this is leading, everyone checking their grammar, spelling and Ps&Qs............etc)
Yes you're right :lol:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Nice one, good to see you quote stuff someone deleted...are you even allowed to do that?

http://cologne.theoffside.com/files/2009/07/coloffside2.jpg

[GP]

:haha:

[Letters]

Snarf, snarf!

[Letters]

Snarf, snarf!

Oh. That was Thundercats

:lol:

:getcoat:

[Master Splinter]

Snarf, snarf!


Oh. That was Thundercats

Letters :haha:.

This thread is brilliant.

http://pwnedvideo.neswblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/millionaire-pwned.jpg

[Letters]

I couldn't write Thundercats the first time because the 'c' button doesn't work on my keyboard you stupid unt


:sulk:

[Cripps_orig]

Wasnt there an annoying cat in He Man as well or an annoying pet if it wasnt a cat?

[Master Splinter]

Yes, but he wasn't as annoying as Snarf.

Cringer transformed into Battle Cat.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrupgSF7BBY&feature=fvwrel

[Letters]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esXBD4IBRhs

:lol:

[Cripps_orig]

I know about Battle Cat and his wimpish alter ego.

I was on about Orko. Id post a pic but it says invalid url

Nothing can beat Uni though from Dungeons and Dragons

[Coney]

Back on topic..

People who watch gay cartoons.

[Letters]

Homophobes


:coffee:

[Cripps_orig]

Homophobes


:coffee:

This

[PGFC]

Zimm :pal: has another shocker

:bow: Perry


You know all about shockers, you have them all the time :lol:

I'll make sure I point them all out from now on don't worry.....so you don't feel left out and all that.

Your B's working again then? good... :good: (see that ellipsis? just 3 dots son...don't do it again)

[Master Splinter]

I know about Battle Cat and his wimpish alter ego.

I was on about Orko. Id post a pic but it says invalid url

Nothing can beat Uni though from Dungeons and Dragons

Orko wasn't that annoying tbf. Madame Razz in She-Ra was though.

People who were too old when the golden period of classic cartoons occured :lol:.

Coney :rose: had to make do with Andy Pandy.

[LDG]

:haha: :haha:

I can't believe I missed this.

Some epic fail in here.

:haha:

[GP]

Orko wasn't that annoying tbf. Madame Razz in She-Ra was though.

People who were too old when the golden period of classic cartoons occured :lol:.

Coney :rose: had to make do with Andy Pandy.

:gp:

Also, people who are too young.

WMUG :pal:

Had to make do with Yu-Gi-Oh

[Master Splinter]

Yu-Gi Oh :lol:.

Digimon :lol:.

Pokemon :bow:.

Never seen Yu-Gi Oh tbh, but considering it's a more recent thing, it's sure to be shit. Kids programming became really awful at the turn of the century.

80s :bow:.

90s :bow:.

Golden age :bow:.

Coney :lol:.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Quiet days on GW. . . .and Joker not being around to wind up

[Marc Overmars]

Quiet days on GW. . . .and Joker not being around to wind up

Don't worry, things will return to normal around 3.30pm on Sunday.

[Coney]

Coney :rose: had to make do with Andy Pandy.

Sadly - no. When I was of that age, we didn't have a tv. :(

[Cripps_orig]

Sadly - no. When I was of that age, we didn't have a tv. :(

You had great clubs though tbh and used to drag women by the hair as well

Lucky bastards

[Flavs]

:haha: :haha:

I can't believe I missed this.

Some epic fail in here.

:haha:

What I find sad though is that those who failed refused to admit it. :rose:

[fakeyank]

To the OP, threads like these :coffee:

[PGFC]

:rolleyes: piss off then.

[Master Splinter]

:rolleyes: piss off then.

Great post.

[Cripps_orig]

People who eat on public transports

School kids on public transport

School kids who eat on public transport

SHould be killed

[Master Splinter]

People who eat on public transports

School kids on public transport

School kids who eat on public transport

SHould be killed

Your best post ever tbh.

Why the fuck can't people wait until they get off a bus/train before they eat?

[MissHandbag]

Agreed - Also, why do the same greedy gits think it's okay to leave their empty smelly food boxes on the floor or the seat?

People on buses piss me off a lot - women (or men but doesn't happen so often) brushing their hair or tossing it about particularly and what's with the full make up during transit! If you're that ugly please do it before you leave the house thanks very much. Just waiting for someone to poke their eye out whilst applying mascara but never happens. Yet somehow I get smothered in water just trying to take a sip on the bus.

[Syn]

About the tube - young people (predominantly 18-30 girls or fresh-off-the-boat men) who won't stand and offer their seat to those who need it more.

Also, Muslims oppressing/brainwashing their wimin.

Yeah, you heard. :coffee:

[Master Splinter]

Racists like Syn who think brainwashing is bad.

[Letters]

Also, Muslims

Yeah, you heard. :coffee:

:gp:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Your best post ever tbh.

Why the fuck can't people wait until they get off a bus/train before they eat?

TBF it depnds how long the train ride is if its a tube ride i agree but if its from manchester to london i dont mind who eats.

Speaking of being pissed off on buses or tubes. Idiots who decide to city next to you when there is a bus or train full of space.

People who talk Loud on the phone on transport do we really need to hear your convo.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Agreed - Also, why do the same greedy gits think it's okay to leave their empty smelly food boxes on the floor or the seat?

People on buses piss me off a lot - women (or men but doesn't happen so often) brushing their hair or tossing it about particularly and what's with the full make up during transit! If you're that ugly please do it before you leave the house thanks very much. Just waiting for someone to poke their eye out whilst applying mascara but never happens. Yet somehow I get smothered in water just trying to take a sip on the bus.

Better off if we they didn't leave the house at all.

[Coney]

Life is like a pubic hair - sooner or later, you get pissed off.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Old jokes/sayings.

[Coney]

People who've heard it all before.

[dazthegooner]

People who've heard it all before.

Yeah I've heard that ;)

[GP]

People

[PGFC]

People

who need people :sulk: lucky cunts.

[LDG]

Trapped nerves in necks.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Thinking that beer being sold at the cinema is a good idea only to forget the stuff goes through me like Nelson Pique. . .

[dazthegooner]

I usually hide a couple of cans in me pocket aint paying cinema prices :angry:

[MissHandbag]

Old jokes/sayings.

But you know what they say?

A magpie in the bush spoils the broth.

[MissHandbag]

I usually hide a couple of cans in me pocket aint paying cinema prices :angry:
Absomolutely - Always take my own drinks to the cinema

[Coney]

But you know what they say?

A magpie in the bush spoils the broth.

One in a bird's bush is worth two with the hand.

[Coney]

Secretaries of State People who just don't know when they have done wrong and should resign.

[Master Splinter]

People who just don't know when they have done wrong and should resign.

But will the board stand and watch from on high as the supporters crucify Wenger?

[Cripps_orig]

Working on days off

[MissHandbag]

Working on days off
If you work on your day off I think it's probably not a day off!

[Cripps_orig]

Was supposed to be my day off but they called me in so just had the Sunday, monday and tuesday off.

3 days off in a week

Life sucks

[MissHandbag]

Was supposed to be my day off but they called me in so just had the Sunday, monday and tuesday off.

3 days off in a week

Life sucks

3 days off from what? unemployment or have you started a job? 3 days off! Tsch!

[Cripps_orig]

Job.

Been a couple of months now

[server too busy!]

Job.

Been a couple of months now

What the fuck do you do? Paper round?

[Cripps_orig]

no

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Those Cunts who are Clogging up facebook with shite about BBM not working, Just send a text or make a phone call you cheap cunts

[Master Splinter]

Facebook.

Twitter.

Text messaging.

Basically, everything after the basic phone.

E-mail is acceptable.

Everything else has made the world inexorably dumber.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Facebook.

Twitter.

Text messaging.

Basically, everything after the basic phone.

E-mail is acceptable.

Everything else has made the world inexorably dumber.

Yep id hate to imangine how the youth of today would cope if these things were banned for a year lol

[LDG]

And yet here we are. Sitting on the internet.

[Letters]

Tbh if I'm here or at home (and MrsL isn't around) I tend to be on the interweb.
If I'm away I don't really miss it.

If I was at home and internetless though: :upset:

[LDG]

I forget about the net when I leave the office tbh.

I have access now at home, but I'm usually doing something more interesting. Like sitting, rocking backwards and forwards singing "rock-a-by baby".

[Olivier's xmas twist]

And yet here we are. Sitting on the internet.

Same but thats because at Work its free so don't give s shit how much of their bill i use.



I forget about the net when I leave the office tbh.

I have access now at home, but I'm usually doing something more interesting. Like sitting, rocking backwards and forwards singing "rock-a-by baby".

You gots to love that Guitar hero

[LDG]

Nut.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Nut.

lol

[Xhaka Can’t]

And yet here we are. Sitting on the internet.

Really?

I'm sitting on a chair.

[LDG]

Really?

I'm sitting on a chair.

I knew it would be you.

[dazthegooner]

When my pc at work goes to a snails pace then have too reboot whoever use it before I worked here must have done alot of shit and cant be asked to find out what :angry:

[GP]

your face, goddammit!

[dazthegooner]

your face, goddammit!

What this one? :angry:

[Cripps_orig]

School kids in fast food shops.Just go home and eat you cunts

[Xhaka Can’t]

I love eating pussy.

[dazthegooner]

I love eating pussy.

:gp:

[server too busy!]

I love eating pussy.

Until they urinate on you and 'piss you off' :sarcy:

[Master Splinter]

Misogyny.

[Cripps_orig]

Words i dont know the meaning of

[Syn]

Gift cards/vouchers. Someone just gave me one for waterstones worth £10 as a leaving present.

I don't understand the point of it. Just give me the fucking tenner. Why limit the places I can spend £10?

What's the rationale behind it? The person buying the giftcard pays a tenner. But for the person receiving it, surely a generic £10 note is worth a lot more?

And I can't remember the last time I was in waterstones...I don't read novels and all that shit.

It's probably worse than no gift at all.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Gift cards/vouchers. Someone just gave me one for waterstones worth £10 as a leaving present.

I don't understand the point of it. Just give me the fucking tenner. Why limit the places I can spend £10?

What's the rationale behind it? The person buying the giftcard pays a tenner. But for the person receiving it, surely a generic £10 note is worth a lot more?

And I can't remember the last time I was in waterstones...I don't read novels and all that shit.

It's probably worse than no gift at all.

When it is time to buy your mate/relative their gift, find him/her the gayest, shittiest and most lame book Waterstones stock for a tenner.

Or you could just re-gift.

[GP]

What this one? :angry:

No, this one...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxRpWpNGEl8

[Flavs]

Women who try and pull you when you have one of the kids with you

People who cant make a decision

middle age spread