The Christmas/Holidays thread

[Flavs]

Ok seeing as I am bored shitless I thought we should maybe have a thread for this as the xmas lights are on, the German market has begun in Leeds and I saw the Coke advert last night for the first time this year.

What you all doing? Anyone going away? What do you off-whites/heretics do?

What you buying your kids? Your Wives/Husbands?

What is your budget per offspring?

and when are we having xmas smilies?

[LDG]

and when are we having xmas smilies?:gp:

[LDG]

With my folks on xmas day, going to Estonia on 27th.

25 quid per head for pressies.

I want a hamper of supplies, such as; mayo, pasta, rice, deodorant and razors.

And it's not all for eating, no.

[Marc Overmars]

My folks are actually away this year. It's the first time ever we won't all be together at Christmas. So me and my brother have just decided to throw one huge house party for Christmas Eve. Probably have a few mates over the next day for food and all that.

You're all invited, of course.

[Letters]

and when are we having xmas smilies?

December :angry:

If I can work out how the hell to change smilies in the frankly baffling control panel :wacko:

Probably going to MrsL's with dad in tow

[Letters]

My folks are actually away this year. It's the first time ever we won't all be together at Christmas. So me and my brother have just decided to throw one huge house party for Christmas Eve. Probably have a few mates over the next day for food and all that.

You're all invited, of course.

Wait, you're in Milton Keynes aren't you? Going up to MrsL's Christmas Eve so we'll see you there
:cheers:

[Flavs]

Wait, you're in Milton Keynes aren't you? Going up MrsL's Christmas Eve so we'll see you there
:cheers:

bout bloody time

[Syn]

What you all doing? Anyone going away? What do you off-whites/heretics do?
-Nothing. Drink excessively and watch shitty Christmas movies, what else?

What you buying your kids? Your Wives/Husbands?
-Going to get my son a suit. A got him a white one a while ago but people started taking the piss out of him. Then he dyed his hair blonde for some reason. He's a troubled kid. Needs a good quality suit.

What is your budget per offspring?
£10

[Niall_Quinn]

Just no. I'm not participating in this thread, apart from this message which doesn't count.

[Marc Overmars]

Wait, you're in Milton Keynes aren't you? Going up to MrsL's Christmas Eve so we'll see you there
:cheers:

Indeed. Even though I don't live there anymore, MK will always be home, innit.

Great, see you there.

*Adds Southern Comfort and Lemonde to the shopping list*

[Cripps_orig]

Staying at home watching the Eastenders Xmas special

[Letters]

What you buying your kids? Your Wives/Husbands?
-Going to get my son a suit. A got him a white one a while ago but people started taking the piss out of him. Then he dyed his hair blonde for some reason. He's a troubled kid. Needs a good quality suit.

What is your budget per offspring?
£10

:haha:

[IBK]

Going to Australia as usual - but doing Bali for New Year :good:

[Flavs]

Just no. I'm not participating in this thread, apart from this message which doesn't count.

Why?

[Flavs]

Going to Australia as usual - but doing Bali for New Year :good:

Motherfu...

[Cripps_orig]

Are posters changing their names again to something Xmassy?

[Olivier's xmas twist]

be with the family tbh, probs hit midnight mass as well.

When can we start changing our names/will we have a seprate thread for that?

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Staying at home watching the Eastenders Xmas special

:bow: meant to be good this year

[Cripps_orig]

:bow: meant to be good this yearOnly good thing about Xmas day

[Syn]

:bow: meant to be good this year

It'll never beat the one where Archie dies.

That one was a true classic.

Bloody loved that one.

After he fucked all those people over as well.

Take that Archie! haha

.

[Marc Overmars]

:bow: meant to be good this year

Pat and Yusef die.

[Cripps_orig]

Pat and Yusef die.I knew about Pat but Yusef dies?

Racist

[Letters]

Pat dies? What of, ugliness?

Cue Pam St Clement on next year's "I'm A Celebrity..."

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Only good thing about Xmas day

Meant to a branning vs Mitchell war :bow:

It'll never beat the one where Archie dies.

That one was a true classic.

Bloody loved that one.

After he fucked all those people over as well.

Take that Archie! haha

.

Archie was alwsome, put drippy Danielle in her place

[Cripps_orig]

The episode where Danielle died was arguably the best ever.

TV at its best.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Pat and Yusef die.

I know Pat dies and Hev gets murdered, not sure about Dr evil though

[Cripps_orig]

Heathers murdered?

Knight the murderer asap

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Heathers murdered?

Knight the murderer asap

meant to be like a who dunn it.

[Letters]

meant to be like a who dunn it.

My money's on the man from the all you can eat buffet who she bankrupted.

[LDG]

:sulk:

Eastenders.

Load of old gay.

[Flavs]

:sulk:

Eastenders.

Load of old gay.

This

what are xmas' like in Estonia?

[LDG]

This

what are xmas' like in Estonia?

Dunno yet.

Weird, I would have thought.

[Marc Overmars]

Christmas in Europe is pretty good. It's hard to explain but it's not as corny as it is here.

They don't do the pomp and ceremony like us, though.

[Flavs]

They don't do the pomp and ceremony like us, though.

oh yeah well done mate, you just basically wished cancer on the rest of Europe

[Xhaka Can’t]

Christmas in Europe occurs before it does on the UK on account of the different timezone.

[Marc Overmars]

oh yeah well done mate, you just basically wished cancer on the rest of Europe

:lol:

[LDG]

Christmas in Europe occurs before it does on the UK on account of the different timezone.

Thanks for that.



Also, they open presents on 24th, rather than Christmas Day.

Impatient fucking foreign cunts! :angry:

[Letters]

They don't do the pomp and ceremony like us, though.

:gp:

Them :pal:

Us :bow:

[LDG]

:gp:

Them :pal:

WE :bow:

Ftfy

[fakeyank]

Ok seeing as I am bored shitless I thought we should maybe have a thread for this as the xmas lights are on, the German market has begun in Leeds and I saw the Coke advert last night for the first time this year.

What you all doing? Anyone going away? What do you off-whites/heretics do?

What you buying your kids? Your Wives/Husbands?

What is your budget per offspring?

and when are we having xmas smilies?

Going to be in Atlantic City for NYE. Will be able to work remotely from 27th onwards so be there from 27th-2nd!

Not buying anyone anything. Might buy my gf something but I have to find something on clearance on overstock.com :lol:

Xmas smilies! :good:

[GP]

Might buy my gf something :

jockstrap?

[fakeyank]

jockstrap?

Yes, I am glad you are reading GW and agree with what I am buying you.

[Niall_Quinn]

Why?

If I answer that I'll be participating.

DOH!

[fakeyank]

What you all doing? Anyone going away? What do you off-whites/heretics do?
-Nothing. Drink excessively and watch shitty Christmas movies, what else?

What you buying your kids? Your Wives/Husbands?
-Going to get my son a suit. A got him a white one a while ago but people started taking the piss out of him. Then he dyed his hair blonde for some reason. He's a troubled kid. Needs a good quality suit.

What is your budget per offspring?
£10

:haha:

[Master Splinter]

This thread was already shit, then they started talking about Eastenders.

After this, just no. I'm not participating in this thread, apart from this message which doesn't count.

[Flavs]

If I answer that I'll be participating.

DOH!

:lol:

[Flavs]

After this, just no. I'm not participating in this thread, apart from this message which doesn't count.

Why?

[LDG]

http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/

:unsure:

[GP]

http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/

:unsure:

holy shit that's a lot of awesome.

[Syn]

Yeah, some of those things are quite cool.


I'm going to figure out how to make one of these just so I can sell it for $600.

http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/images/beer-bottle-chandelier.jpg

[MissHandbag]

Doing Christmas on the 27th again - was great last year. Just get a bit pissed and watch tv with my eldest son on Christmas day, walk in the woods with the dog then friends and family around on the 27th for Christmas dinner, open pressies, play games and get pissed again.

[Letters]

Vegetarian Christmas Dinner :pal:

;)

[MissHandbag]

Vegetarian Christmas Dinner :pal:

;)

Don't believe in Christ either but wahey

[LDG]

holy shit that's a lot of awesome.

Aye.

Jedi Bath Robes :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Don't believe in Christ either but wahey

Christ still believes in you.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Christmas in Japan?

Down to the village square to see public burnings of Christians, that about as good as it gets!

[Letters]

*makes note to do Christmas outside Japan*

[Chrissie]

I'm having a vegetarian Christmas. Doing a sponsored meat free diet for the whole of December to raise money for Help for Heroes so I won't be having my traditional turkey dinner until 1 January.

[Marc Overmars]

I don't like having Christmas on the weekend this year.

[LDG]

Christmas Eve on a Saturday sucks ass.

Means I'll probably have to work the whole day on 23rd.

Cock and balls.

[Marc Overmars]

Yeah same here. It being on a weekend just makes it slot in with every day life tbh. I prefer just losing track of time during the holiday period and it's easier when it's a midweek Christmas.

[Marc Overmars]

Just heard the first Christmas tune of the season.

Wham - Last Christmas

:bow:

[Cripps_orig]

Just heard the first Christmas tune of the season.

Wham - Last Christmas

:bow:

Been listening to them for weeks now on the Bliss channel

2nd best thing about Xmas

[Flavs]

Our lass's ma and pa are going to New Zealand for xmas.

My first ever xmas at home!!!

Xmas :bow:

[hymppi]

http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/

:unsure:

i want that hoodie!!!!!

[hymppi]

we're going to a ski resort on 25th with my wife and son, sister in law and his fella are coming too. should be fun. a nice week off from daily grind.

[Cripps_orig]

we're going to a ski resort on 25th with my wife and son, sister in law and his fella are coming too. should be fun. a nice week off from daily grind.

His fella?

Your sis in law had a certain op?

[hymppi]

:lol:
she might have as well.
i meant HER.

[Marc Overmars]

1 month to go. :dance:

[Letters]

Bumhug <_<

[LDG]

Christmas time! Mistletoe and Wine! Children singing Christian Rhyme.....

What is Christian Rhyme?

There was a young lady called Mary,
Who was sent up the duff by a fairy....

[Letters]

Are you calling God a fairy? :threaten:

You're going to get a damn good smiting, young man :angry:

[LDG]

:run:

[LDG]

Gonna watch a Christmas movie this weekend :popcorn:

[Marc Overmars]

Elf? :bow:

[LDG]

Think I may watch Santa Claus The Movie :popcorn:

Snorts and winneys, winneys and snorts :bow:

[Letters]

Gonna watch a Christmas movie this weekend :popcorn:

Die Hard?

[LDG]

Die Hard?

Best Christmas Movie EVER! :bow:

[Coney]

Die Hard?

Is that after overdosing on viaga?

[Flavs]

Is that after overdosing on viaga?

And where would one acquire that?

;)

[Coney]

Is that after overdosing on viaga?

And where would one acquire that?

;)

I would of thought you'd of known.

[Xhaka Can’t]

And where would one acquire that?

;)

At the market stall where they sell Sorny TVs and Royban sunglasses.

[Xhaka Can’t]

http://www3.telus.net/hemi-cuda/ditto.jpg

[Xhaka Can’t]

How fucking long can one person spend in a fucking shoe store. Fucking kill me now.

[LDG]

Less than 12 hours til name changes and christmas smilies :popcorn:

[Flavs]

At the market stall where they sell Sorny TVs and Royban sunglasses.

When i was in Hong Kong they were selling knock off Rockport boots which, before the trades law was passed, would have been called their brand name.

When i was there they were called..."Stockport boots"

:lol:

[LDG]

Very Christmassy out today :dance:

Need to get the Xmas tunes out this weekend tbf.

[Letters]

The tree is up in Trafalgar Square. Must take a photo sometime.

:clap:

[LDG]

Not sure whether to decorate this year. Am renting in a place I don't really regard as home....doesn't seem right.

Hmmm.

[Letters]

I tend not to if I'm not there on Christmas Day (which I won't be) but MrsL will moan the weekend after next if I haven't got the tree up at least.

Meh.

[Chrissie]

Bah humbug, of course you should get some decorations up

[Letters]

Have to say the tree did look quite nice last year. Photo in here:

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.471360590739.256968.711425739&type=1&l=13c3ab8486

:tree:

[Chrissie]

Nice. I feel all festive now :tree:

[Cripps_orig]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3984982/Dad-bites-off-mans-finger-at-nativity.html

Xmas :bow:

[Xhaka Can’t]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3984982/Dad-bites-off-mans-finger-at-nativity.html

Xmas :bow:

When 'pull my finger' goes horribly wrong.

[LDG]

FOUR GOLDEN RINGS!

[LDG]

Christmas shopping done. Phew. That was a horrible trip round the internet. It's so busy and cold.

:badger:

[Letters]

I've got most things now. Probably should get something else for dad, and mum actually although as she lives in the Isle of Man and is swanning off on a cruise for Christmas anyway I don't technically need to do that before Christmas.
Picking up goddaughter's present later, need to get my sister something and then I'm done. Written all the cards I'm going to write.
Need to put up a tree then I can feel less :sulk: and more :tree: and :badger:

[Flavs]

As i only have my kids to buy for i was done about 3 months ago

Me :bow:

[LDG]

:badger:

[LDG]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwHyuraau4Q

[Marc Overmars]

My mate has just given the office fittie a great secret Santa gift. He taped together a couple cans of tango, stuck a condom on top and wrote the message 'it takes 2 to Tango' :haha:

She loved it as well. Bastard, he's all over her at the work party I bet.

[IBK]

My mate has just given the office fittie a great secret Santa gift. He taped together a couple cans of tango, stuck a condom on top and wrote the message 'it takes 2 to Tango' :haha:

She loved it as well. Bastard, he's all over her at the work party I bet.

Don't you hate bastards like that?

[GP]

My mate has just given the office fittie a great secret Santa gift. He taped together a couple cans of tango, stuck a condom on top and wrote the message 'it takes 2 to Tango' :haha:

I don't get it.

[Coney]

My mate has just given the office fittie a great secret Santa gift. He taped together a couple cans of tango, stuck a condom on top and wrote the message 'it takes 2 to Tango' :haha:

She loved it as well. Bastard, he's all over her at the work party I bet.


I don't get it.

Then get two cans of tango, tape them together, stick a condom on it and give it to a girl at your work. :good:

[LDG]

I don't get it.

He's 14 years old :good:

[Letters]

Oh well that's awesome <_<

Just checked train times to see when dad and me could get back from MrsL's for the game on Boxing Day.


There aren't any trains.
Not one.
Bugger all.

:doh:

<_<

[Olivier's xmas twist]

This lil girl is taking xmas too seriously Poor Santa



Christmas letters to Santa asking for a new bike or toy are usually endearing notes penned by wide-eyed innocent children.


But Mekeeda Austin has warned Father Christmas that he will be ‘killed’ if he fails to deliver at least two of her long list of gifts – including a BlackBerry smartphone and ‘the real-life Justin Bieber’.


The 13-year-old goes even further and threatens to ‘hunt down’ Old Nick’s reindeer so she can ‘cook them and serve their meat to homeless people on Xmas day’.


Her mother, Tracey, from Brickhill, Bedford, found the note – which ends ‘Remember… two of these, or you die’ – in Mekeeda’s school bag but has vowed to try to meet her daughter’s demands rather than punish her.


‘When I first found the letter, I thought it was funny. Now I think I’d better get her what she wants. The last thing I want is for her to kill Santa,’ said Mrs Austin, 40.


And the demanding Mekeeda added: ‘I don’t really believe in Santa any more but I was angry because I thought I wasn’t going to get all the presents I wanted this year.


‘I want all of these things and I don’t see why I shouldn’t get them.’



Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/884797-schoolgirl-threatens-to-kill-santa-claus-if-he-doesnt-bring-the-right-presents#ixzz1gbgtpZO0

[LDG]

Oh well that's awesome <_<

Just checked train times to see when dad and me could get back from MrsL's for the game on Boxing Day.


There aren't any trains.
Not one.
Bugger all.

:doh:

<_<

Tube should be running though, right?

Hope so, else I'm walking from Oakwood <_<

[Coney]

Oh well that's awesome <_<

Just checked train times to see when dad and me could get back from MrsL's for the game on Boxing Day.


There aren't any trains.
Not one.
Bugger all.

:doh:

<_<

So when will you start driving lessons? A car should be no problem as a Fiat Panda is cheap.

[Letters]

Tube should be running though, right?

Hope so, else I'm walking from Oakwood <_<

Oh yeah, you'll be fine

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/dec/14/tube-drivers-boxing-day-strike?newsfeed=true

wankers...

[Letters]

So when will you start driving lessons? A car should be no problem as a Fiat Panda is cheap.

It has gone slightly higher up the 'to do' list, not just because of this.
MrsL does want a new car next year, I'm staying out of that one as I've no clue when it comes to cars.

[Coney]

It has gone slightly higher up the 'to do' list, not just because of this.
MrsL does want a new car next year, I'm staying out of that one as I've no clue when it comes to cars.

Take your pick...


http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51feg9C4VIL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

[LDG]

This lil girl is taking xmas too seriously Poor Santa

13 yaer old School girl threatens to kill santa


Christmas letters to Santa asking for a new bike or toy are usually endearing notes penned by wide-eyed innocent children.


But Mekeeda Austin has warned Father Christmas that he will be ‘killed’ if he fails to deliver at least two of her long list of gifts – including a BlackBerry smartphone and ‘the real-life Justin Bieber’.


The 13-year-old goes even further and threatens to ‘hunt down’ Old Nick’s reindeer so she can ‘cook them and serve their meat to homeless people on Xmas day’.


Her mother, Tracey, from Brickhill, Bedford, found the note – which ends ‘Remember… two of these, or you die’ – in Mekeeda’s school bag but has vowed to try to meet her daughter’s demands rather than punish her.


‘When I first found the letter, I thought it was funny. Now I think I’d better get her what she wants. The last thing I want is for her to kill Santa,’ said Mrs Austin, 40.


And the demanding Mekeeda added: ‘I don’t really believe in Santa any more but I was angry because I thought I wasn’t going to get all the presents I wanted this year.


‘I want all of these things and I don’t see why I shouldn’t get them.’



Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/884797-...#ixzz1gbgtpZO0


The daughther needs a slap for being a brat and the mother needs a slap for encouraging that behaviour.

[Letters]

It's like deja vu all over again.


You'll be pleased/indifferent to learn that there are coaches on Boxing Day after all so we shall go to the (foot)ball!

[LDG]

It's like deja vu all over again.


You'll be pleased/indifferent to learn that there are coaches on Boxing Day after all so we shall go to the (foot)ball!

:badger:

[Letters]

If the Victoria Line is working I'll try to get to the Pins or Rocket.
If not then...oh I don't know. I'll probably just sulk my way home by bus.

<_<

[LDG]

Toobs were all working last year....I'm sure, with there being footy and sales, that the main bulk of it will be up and running.

[Letters]

Did you not look at the link I posted above?
Hopefully they'll sort something out.

Talking of militant union reps*, whither Handy?
* - Mr Handy is one.

[LDG]

Fuxake.

45 Grand a year too!!

Cunts.

Haven't spoken with Jeremy Beadle for a....oh! Sorry, whithered hand....etc...lol

Nah, she had a minor op on her ankle I think. On crutches and off work I think.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Oh yeah, you'll be fine

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/dec/14/tube-drivers-boxing-day-strike?newsfeed=true

wankers...

Low transport is one of the worst things in the xmas period tbh.

[LDG]

Low transport is one of the worst things in the xmas period tbh.

Can't get lower than the underground :good:

[Letters]

Her life really is filled with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic herd

:blackadder:

Maybe I'll text her or somethink.

Tube drivers are wankers, frankly. They get paid shitloads for a reasonably easy job. OK, it's a responsible one and involves unsociable hours but the way they constantly hold the capital to ransom like this is disgraceful. Someone needs to get a grip on this, the unions have been taking the piss for years. People moan about Public Sector workers striking because of years of pay cuts, redundancies and pension cuts but the Tube unions go on strike when they don't get triple pay on Boxing Day. Well boo-twiddly-hoo. Mrs L earns less than a third of what a Tube driver gets, works equally unsociable hours working in a care home doing some quite unpleasant jobs looking after old people (yes yes, good preparation for our marriage, blah, blah). She doesn't get paid even double pay for Bank Holidays because in that profession it's accepted they need to have staff there 24 hours a day, 365 days a year and that's just how it is. They don't go on strike. Ever. I don't think there's even a union or if there is I'm sure she's not in one. They rely on the fact that people do that kind of work because they care, not because they're after ever spiralling wages (when most others are getting pay freezes or, worse, pay cuts or redundancy).

If they don't want to do the job for £45k then sack them and find someone who will. There are loads of unemployed people right now who I'm sure are capable and willing to do it.

</rant>

[LDG]

Pridddy much!

[LDG]

But so we don't get too miserable.

Christmas!!!

:badger:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Can't get lower than the underground :good:

Some of it is above ground too.

[LDG]

Some of it is above ground too.

Unlike Letters' face.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Can't get lower than the underground :good:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dftDPLAylU&feature=related

[Marc Overmars]

Can't get into the Christmas spirit at all. I mean, I can't wait for the time off but that's it. Maybe it's because I won't be with all the family this year. Or maybe I'm too old for this shit.

Christmas. :rose:

[Coney]

Unlike Letters' face.

I think it is terrible the way people joke about dwarves his height.

[Xhaka Can’t]

...

[dazthegooner]

TBH Xmas doesn't really do it for me anymore I don't have any kids so why would it? Looking forward to new years eve now that's for adults :)

[Joker]

The reason why there are so many tube strikes is because Bob Crow doesn't believe in the Capitalist system. While the other Union bosses simply want a reformed Capitalist system, Crow realises that workers are inherently being exploited by the very fact that they get paid a wage, and their labour has been commodified. Even though Tube drivers seem to be getting regular pay increases not in keeping with other sectors of the economy, they are still being exploited because they are not being paid all the value that they create, and a significant amount of that value is being taken by management. It's just that Crow's "militancy" means Tube drivers are slightly less exploited than other sectors.

[LDG]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOe18JcatZo

[Letters]

Picked up MrsL's last Christmas present today.

:dance:

[LDG]

Pearl necklace?

[GP]

Pearl necklace?

Well he's been saving up for it.

[Marc Overmars]

:lol:

I see what you did there.

[LDG]

Well she's been shaving up for it.

Fair play :good:

[Letters]

Pearl necklace?

No. <_<


Great big dildo.

[LDG]

So what's everyone doing for the weekend??

I'm off to the pub at midday tomorrow.

That's about it until 27th.

:beer:

[Letters]

Going home tomorrow lunchtime. May have fish and chips as is family tradition (usually on Christmas Eve but it's close enough)
Saturday going up to MrsL's early afternoon with dad in tow for their traditional Christmas Eve buffet.
Christmas Day at MrsL's, go to church then eat the dunno...telly and board games probably.
Boxing Day coming back by coach as no trains are running. Not sure what Tubes will be running so may have to get home from Victoria which is a palaver but can be done.
Had no plans for the 27th but now it's Arsenal. Anyone up for the Pins at 1pm?

[LDG]

Going home tomorrow lunchtime. May have fish and chips as is family tradition (usually on Christmas Eve but it's close enough)
Saturday going up to MrsL's early afternoon with dad in tow for their traditional Christmas Eve buffet.
Christmas Day at MrsL's, go to church then eat the dunno...telly and board games probably.
Boxing Day coming back by coach as no trains are running. Not sure what Tubes will be running so may have to get home from Victoria which is a palaver but can be done.
Had no plans for the 27th but now it's Arsenal. Anyone up for the Pins at 1pm?

You're gonna eat the telly and some board games? :o

You're weird.

Aslo, can't meet. Will be in Estonia on 27th. Fucking Tubes :angry:

[Marc Overmars]

So what's everyone doing for the weekend??

I'm off to the pub at midday tomorrow.

That's about it until 27th.

:beer:

Eat, drink, sleep.

and repeat until January 3rd.

[Letters]

Aslo, can't meet. Will be in Estonia on 27th. Fucking Tubes :angry:

:pal:

Oh well, there'll be other times :lol:

[Arsenal Fan]

MERRY CHRISTMAS MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!

Have a good'un bitches :)

[GP]

Merry Denchmas

[Cripps_orig]

Xmas is over. When do we get the normal smileys back?

[Xhaka Can’t]

Christmas isn't over til January 6th at which point my name will revert to normal.

[GP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CwwWqRV2RsI#!

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Can i have my name changed back to Charlie the Gooner, please. Thanks in advance mods

[LDG]

Can i have my name changed back to Charlie the Gooner, please. Thanks in advance mods

:rose:

[Letters]

Charlie :lol:
I remember him.

[Master Splinter]

Chlarlie :bow:.

[GP]

Segrio Opposite :bow:

[Master Splinter]

Never said it was the opposite of Segrio.

[Xhaka Can’t]

A bit harsh on Timothy fucking Jones.

:haha:

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2015/12/16/pure-and-utter-shite-wwn-reviews-local-school-nativity-play/

[PGFC]

Back to PGFC please boss.

[Niall_Quinn]

Yeah and me back to Niall_Quinn please. Not a single person complained about my new name. Assholes.

[Niall_Quinn]

I wouldn't count on it. Wenger will find a way to fuck it up. That will leave it up to individuals to try to rescue it. I think people are underestimating the severity of the managerial liability we are carrying into each game. With him at the helm it all becomes random.

[Coney]

Yes. Due to Wenger's incompetence, we are only in the top 3 of the division with the same points total as the team considered most likely to prevent us winning the title. Clearly we are relegation fodder.

[Niall_Quinn]

Yes. Due to Wenger's incompetence, we are only in the top 3 of the division with the same points total as the team considered most likely to prevent us winning the title. Clearly we are relegation fodder.

Oh fuck off Coney. We are on the same points as usual. Fucking drop dead average. And playing shit like the last season and the season before it. Whoopee fucking doo, the chavs and the gypos have collapsed and we now find ourselves to be the third best glob of shit in a pile of shit. Let's celebrate.

Fucking Wengerphiles. Who said the first fucking thing about relegation? Not much of an argument when you have to make shit up.

[Letters]

Oh fuck off Coney. We are on the same points as usual. Fucking drop dead average. And playing shit like the last season and the season before it. Whoopee fucking doo, the chavs and the gypos have collapsed.
Chavs, yes.
City - only 4 fewer points than at this stage last season.
So no, not really.
:tiphat:

I wonder how you hold in your head the two thoughts simultaneously that us having 2 more points than at this stage last season is "the same" (which over that number of games I agree it pretty much is) and City having 4 fewer is a "collapse". Hmm.

[Letters]

Oh piss off. Since when were we strict about keeping threads on topic?
No-one was being abusive to one another, completely pointless modding.

[Kano]

Because it will just turn into page after page of spouting the same shit that gets said every other day in the debate section. Just keep it in there instead of forcing us to go round on loop in multiple threads across the forum.

[GP]

:gp:

It's spilling on to EVERY thread.

[Letters]

It is terrible having debate about Arsenal spilling out on to many threads on an Arsenal forum, isn't it?


:rolleyes:

[Kano]

When it's the same debate, then yes.

[GP]

Yep, it is shite.

[Letters]

It wasn't the same debate.
NQ made the assertion that Arsenal are the same as they were last season and City have collapsed.
I responded to that in a perfectly reasonable way.

But yeah, it's way better if we start posting pictures of donkeys as part of a BRILLIANT joke or videos of Wenger doing...something, I didn't bother looking at it.
That will make the level of debate on this forum better.


:sleep:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Oh piss off. Since when were we strict about keeping threads on topic?
No-one was being abusive to one another, completely pointless modding.

You don't like it?

Get rid of me then.

[Niall_Quinn]

If Wenger left, none of this would be happening. He's fucking selfish, doesn't give a shit about GW.

[Xhaka Can’t]

It wasn't the same debate.
NQ made the assertion that Arsenal are the same as they were last season and City have collapsed.
I responded to that in a perfectly reasonable way.

But yeah, it's way better if we start posting pictures of donkeys as part of a BRILLIANT joke or videos of Wenger doing...something, I didn't bother looking at it.
That will make the level of debate on this forum better.


:sleep:

Yeah GP - start a 'du jour' thread or gtfo tbh iirc.

[Niall_Quinn]

NQ made the assertion that Arsenal are the same as they were last season and City have collapsed.

Doubt I said collapsed. But anyway, Merry Xmas to one and all!

[Letters]

Yeah GP - start a 'du jour' thread or gtfo tbh iirc.

Yeah, because I do that every...jour. #haventdoneitforages.

[Letters]

Doubt I said collapsed.
You did. Unfortunately someone deleted the post. <_<
You were probably drunk tbf.

[Xhaka Can’t]

No posts have been deleted.

[Letters]

Letters
Administrator
This message has been deleted by Bob Loblaw.
Reason
Not again

:shrug:

[Letters]

You don't like it?

Get rid of me then.

You know I'd never be able to cope with the workload on my own :sulk:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Letters
Administrator
This message has been deleted by Bob Loblaw.
Reason
Not again

:shrug:

It was moved - it is in this thread.

Initially deleted, then moved instead. For some reason, NQs was undeleted but yours wasn't.

Sorted now.

[Letters]

It was moved - it is in this thread.

Initially deleted, then moved instead. For some reason, NQs was undeleted but yours wasn't.

Sorted now.

I feel bad for smashing your "WORLD'S GREATEST MOD" cup in the Staff Room now :(

[LDG]

Its back!!

:dance: :tree:

:tree :

:tree :

:sulk:

[GP]

Letters :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Definitely needs the Christmas Emoticons.

[Goonermerree]

Don't much do Christmas on Christmas Day.

[LDG]

Muller wine in front of the fire tonight :bow:

[GP]

Red Stag :bow:

[LDG]

Had stuffing and sprouts tonight.

It's going to be grim under the covers.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Dutch ovens

[Cripps]

Oh fuck off Coney. We are on the same points as usual. Fucking drop dead average. And playing shit like the last season and the season before it. Whoopee fucking doo, the chavs and the gypos have collapsed and we now find ourselves to be the third best glob of shit in a pile of shit. Let's celebrate.

Fucking Wengerphiles. Who said the first fucking thing about relegation? Not much of an argument when you have to make shit up.

:lol:

Consistent NQ :bow:

[LDG]

Token "I'm always fun, and happy and jolly" woman in the office with tinsel on her PC.

Fuck off.

[GP]

The Muppet’s Christmas Carol is the definitive version. Charles Dickens was an idiot to think he could novelise it.

[Letters]

The Muppet’s Christmas Carol is the definitive version.
Best film ever made tbh.

Muppets Christmas Carol + Fish & Chips = Christmas Eve*


Well, most years. MrsL is working part of the day this year so we will do it Saturday instead.

[LDG]

I'll be slugging some sort of Estonian version of sherry on Christmas Eve.

[Niall_Quinn]

I might have a few drinks to celebrate too. And Dickens was shit in Dr Who.

[Niall_Quinn]

Top 10 Christmas Off the Top of My Head Must Watch Film List 2017

1. It's a Wonderful Life
2. Casablanca
3. Die Hard
4. Home Alone
5. Trading Places
6. Miracle on 34th Street
7. Elf
8. Kyaa Kool Hain Hum 3
9. Star Wars (the proper one)
10. Pirates of The Carribean

[Letters]

Home Alone is bloody awful.

[Niall_Quinn]

Home Alone is bloody awful.

Says the bloke who will go to any lengths to promote Snickers.

[LDG]

Best Christmas Songs:

1) Fairytale of New York - The Pogues
2) Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) - Darlene Love
3) O Holy Night - Andy Williams
4) Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! - Vaughan Monroe
5) Peace On Earth / Little Drummer Boy - Bowie & Bing
6) Happy Xmas (War Is Over) - Lennon
7) Merry Christmas Baby - Otis Redding
8) Sleigh Ride - The Ronnettes
9) The Christmas Song - The Ravenottes
10) Christmas In Hollis - Run-D.M.C


FACT

[Cripps]

Home Alone is bloody awful.

Impending ban surely?

[Niall_Quinn]

Best Christmas Songs:

1) Fairytale of New York - The Pogues
2) Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) - Darlene Love
3) O Holy Night - Andy Williams
4) Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! - Vaughan Monroe
5) Peace On Earth / Little Drummer Boy - Bowie & Bing
6) Happy Xmas (War Is Over) - Lennon
7) Merry Christmas Baby - Otis Redding
8) Sleigh Ride - The Ronnettes
9) The Christmas Song - The Ravenottes
10) Christmas In Hollis - Run-D.M.C


FACT

True

Christmas music is all about avoiding that horror from Wizard or whatever the fuck they are called. That bloody noise.

[Marc Overmars]

Fairytale of New York is top, top quality.

[Globalgunner]

Best Christmas Songs:

1) Fairytale of New York - The Pogues
2) Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) - Darlene Love
3) O Holy Night - Andy Williams
4) Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! - Vaughan Monroe
5) Peace On Earth / Little Drummer Boy - Bowie & Bing
6) Happy Xmas (War Is Over) - Lennon
7) Merry Christmas Baby - Otis Redding
8) Sleigh Ride - The Ronnettes
9) The Christmas Song - The Ravenottes
10) Christmas In Hollis - Run-D.M.C


FACT

Sound track to Die hard Film. surely must be in there somehow?. Love me a bit of classical music at Xmas.

[LDG]

Sound track to Die hard Film. surely must be in there somehow?. Love me a bit of classical music at Xmas.

Well, I did include Let It Snow, which is integral to Die Hard, though I do take your point.

A bit of pachelbel's canon is always nice when played on strings. (no gaydo)

[Niall_Quinn]

Fairytale of New York is top, top quality.

I almost signed the Pogues.

[Globalgunner]

I almost signed the Pogues.

They would have bashed you about the head with their guitars. Lucky escape mate.

[LDG]

I almost signed the Pogues.

Shane MacGowan has a little bit liver. We fink three weeks. Will he be fit for Christmas? I would say no.

[LDG]

Hurry up ffs.

[Marc Overmars]

Got a Lynx gift set for secret santa. I can’t believe people still buy this rancid shit, truly a soul destroying gift.

Though I did get the dud draw with the old dear who works at reception and doesn’t really know me, so I’ll let her off.