Thursdays when you know you have a half day on Friday.
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
When there's no loo roll left.
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
Sort of Tuesdays
The monkeys Amazon use to "deliver" things, who don't bother to leave a note, all get is an email (which naturally the spam filter blocks) saying it's been delivered to the agreed "safe place" wherever the funk that is, useless thunder****z
Also little bit Amazon ****somer service the low profile slippery mofos!
Society is now one polished horde
Formed by two mighty tribes, the bores and the bored.
"After all, it was the Gunners’ goalkeeper who started the move that culminated in Thomas’ crowning glory. It was Lukic who, in injury time, decided to throw the ball out to Lee Dixon rather than lump it long..."
My dentist sending me a letter telling me I'm due a check up.
And not putting a stamp on it.
So muggins here has to go to the post office and pay £1.50 to find out what it is.
When you take an actual shit and it bungs the toilet.
Toilets that instead of properly flushing, just slowly fill with water then, equally slowly, drain out again, meaning 2 or 3 flushes are necessary
You used to be everything to me
Now you're tired of fighting