Match Reaction v Bayern (CL Last 16 Second Leg)

[GP]

Don't know, Ozil gives that kind of update after most games.

[JonasTC]

Actually he does it after each game and he's always honest about his performance and stays positive (and does it like in 5 different languages).

[Niall_Quinn]

The long standing undisputed champion of media cunts has weighed in today with the ultimate demonstration of how ludicrous these so-called journalists really are. How they can hilariously hook even themselves on their collective bullshit spin. Worse than Ashton, more deluded than Cross, the most pathetic example to date, and there's a strong chance the bar can't be lowered, this could be it. It's (drum roll), Jeff Powell:

Spare us this embarrassing Wengering, Arsenal and City were well beaten and there's no-one else to blame. Not only Arsenal but also Manchester City are at it again. The poor lambs each lost a football match this midweek but according to them it was anybody’s fault except their own.

You see. They don't even watch the games. They don't know what actually happened. They just gargle the cum their mate just laid and spit it on the page so they can flood the column inch requirement and "nick" a living, while doing terrible harm to the once professional "profession" of journalism. Professional repeaters. The unthinking collective.

Spare us the embarrassing effort at journalism Powell, you have no one else to blame but yourself.

PS. Don't forget to read his gem, "Foreign bodies are harming the health of Engish game" - Yes, the "Engish" game. Where do you start with that one? The tragic irony or the shut case on this guy's attention to the once respected tools of his trade. You know, spelling, grammar, facts, shit like that. Some will say it's not the polish that's important but the racist intent. In a way it's true, Jeff has put great effort into his Little Englander campaign over the last two decades so maybe he can be forgiven for tumbling over himself in his urgency to vomit his latest contribution into existence. There may still be a few peoples out there what is oblivious to the ways of Johnny Foreigner, innit?

And yes Wenger, shut up! Be a good sport like Arjen Robben.

[Munchies]

many thanks to the medical team! we're doing everything to get me back on the pitch as soon as possible. go gunners!
https://www.facebook.com/mesutoezil

[Injury Time]

many thanks to the medical team! we're doing everything to get me back on the pitch as soon as possible. go gunners!
https://www.facebook.com/mesutoezil

Is he in the closet?

[GP]

No it looks like a massage table.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

The long standing undisputed champion of media cunts has weighed in today with the ultimate demonstration of how ludicrous these so-called journalists really are. How they can hilariously hook even themselves on their collective bullshit spin. Worse than Ashton, more deluded than Cross, the most pathetic example to date, and there's a strong chance the bar can't be lowered, this could be it. It's (drum roll), Jeff Powell:



You see. They don't even watch the games. They don't know what actually happened. They just gargle the cum their mate just laid and spit it on the page so they can flood the column inch requirement and "nick" a living, while doing terrible harm to the once professional "profession" of journalism. Professional repeaters. The unthinking collective.

Spare us the embarrassing effort at journalism Powell, you have no one else to blame but yourself.

PS. Don't forget to read his gem, "Foreign bodies are harming the health of Engish game" - Yes, the "Engish" game. Where do you start with that one? The tragic irony or the shut case on this guy's attention to the once respected tools of his trade. You know, spelling, grammar, facts, shit like that. Some will say it's not the polish that's important but the racist intent. In a way it's true, Jeff has put great effort into his Little Englander campaign over the last two decades so maybe he can be forgiven for tumbling over himself in his urgency to vomit his latest contribution into existence. There may still be a few peoples out there what is oblivious to the ways of Johnny Foreigner, innit?

And yes Wenger, shut up! Be a good sport like Arjen Robben.

I was eating a shortbread biscuit whilst I read that. Amazingly I didn't choke on it.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

many thanks to the medical team! we're doing everything to get me back on the pitch as soon as possible. go gunners!
https://www.facebook.com/mesutoezil

Is that the cunt that's part of our medical team and keeps fucking up our players then?