Bit of a step up from Neighbours though.
van Gaal says he wants to manage United and that they're the biggest club in the world.
Dun dun duuun.
Van Gaal officially appointed.
Giggs also retires to become assistant manager.
Can see this all going tits up.
Giggs and class of 92 to feel entitled to the reins of power at old shatford, thereby undermining the reincarnation of Hitler himself who'll have none of it.
Hitler to install RvC as captain and read the riot act to the fat granny shagger who's been spoilt rotten.
Everything goes downhill from there and they bludgeon each other to death on the training grounds.