This Weekend's Fixtures & West Ham v Huddersfield (09/10/11 Sept).

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I'm not so sure.

Pickford is good, but even last season they kept a lot of clean sheets, Williams seems to have fallen off a cliff as he's been terrible, and he's fat, Jagielka is ancient, Keane is decent but slower than a tanker, Gueye is decent enough but Everton fans make him out to be the love child of Kante, Makelele and Vieira, I think he's just a Lucas clone, they've bought too many number 10s who all want to play in the same space, Rooney is the man leading their line but he doesn't actually do that and I don't care what anyone says he's finished, they didn't replace the best striker they've had in years, they have no pace in their team barring youngsters, no width whatsoever, weird tactics especially against the big teams and no one you'd fear coming off the bench.

[hobson's choice]

Seems like Spurs have played Everton at a good moment.

As usual Koeman will have sorted them out by the time we come around.

Yep

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How shit are BT? Can't even get a timer to work.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lukaku was born offside.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-0 Stoke, Chupa-Moting.

[Master Splinter]

I'm not so sure.

Pickford is good, but even last season they kept a lot of clean sheets, Williams seems to have fallen off a cliff as he's been terrible, and he's fat, Jagielka is ancient, Keane is decent but slower than a tanker, Gueye is decent enough but Everton fans make him out to be the love child of Kante, Makelele and Vieira, I think he's just a Lucas clone, they've bought too many number 10s who all want to play in the same space, Rooney is the man leading their line but he doesn't actually do that and I don't care what anyone says he's finished, they didn't replace the best striker they've had in years, they have no pace in their team barring youngsters, no width whatsoever, weird tactics especially against the big teams and no one you'd fear coming off the bench.

They came second in the transfer window league after Citeh though.

Which United have won for the past four years.

And Spurs won that year they sold Bale.

It's all about buying loads of players and spending lots of money.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-1 Rashford pubbed goal.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-2, Lukaku and then Motoring again.

[Master Splinter]

LOLkaku.

[GP]

Lukaku is incredibly wasteful.