"Currants Bw..."

[Flavs]

I nearly let it slip reading this last week, but was under strict instruction from her indoors to keep my big mouth shut.

A few days later, and we've just had the first major scan. All good. All healthy.

And I can officially confirm, I shall be a Dad, on or around 30th March 2014.

Been keeping this secret for sooooooo fucking long!!!!!

(Those of you firends with me on FB, please keep it schtum, as still a few people I want to tell before boring everyone with status updates)





Social life

I dont know whats more shocking, her letting you shag her or you being a dad tbf

But well done or whatever, at least you know it works now.

[Letters]

Is he banned forever?

Forever's a long time. Can't think right now why we'd let him back though.

[LDG]

I dont know whats more shocking, her letting you shag her or you being a dad tbf

But well done or whatever, at least you know it works now.

[Flavs]

Forever's a long time. Can't think right now why we'd let him back though.

cos otherwise he wont buff your pickle when you get back from the office?

[Flavs]

Dont have the snip though eh, hurts like a muthafu...

[Letters]

Urgh

[Letters]

I nearly let it slip reading this last week, but was under strict instruction from her indoors to keep my big mouth shut.

A few days later, and we've just had the first major scan. All good. All healthy.

And I can officially confirm, I shall be a Dad, on or around 30th March 2014.

No homo.

Congrats

[Flavs]

Urgh

Cup the balls work the shaft dude

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Forever's a long time. Can't think right now why we'd let him back though.

GW immigration policy

Closed the borders

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

I'll be disappointed if you don't call it Mesut Letters Cripps LDG

Beautiful.

Charlie. Don't foget Charlie.