Ole The Muppet and other Manc sh!t

[Letters]

Hope he dies in a fire.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Time for the thread title to be changed.

[I am invisible]

Scene that's just played out in the kitchen...

Office spud: "Jose Mourinho then, eh? Good manager that."

Office Manc: [looks at the floor and walks off]

[Letters]

The office Manc here isn't exactly doing cartwheels either.
Must be horrible having to support him.

[dostoy]

All fans are very fickle.

If/when they start winning matches, he will be the best manager in the world, after purple nose of course.

[selassie]

Mourinho is such a slime ball, he's deceitful and this whole circus is all about him. Was just reading his comments after being appointed United boss, someone please pass me the sick bag!

[Letters]

Literally last season he got sacked for taking a team who had previously won the title into a relegation battle.
Now he's got one of the biggest jobs in European football.
Just bizarre how failure is so richly rewarded in this game.

[Marc Overmars]

It's not really that bizarre. He had a shocker last season but it's very much an anomaly when compared to his career on the whole, he's still perceived as good enough to manage any club in the world because of his track record.

[Letters]

His track record is short term bought success and long term failure. I wouldn't want him anywhere near Arsenal.

[Marc Overmars]

What is long term failure? His track record is that he wins the league literally everywhere he goes. His abrasive nature ensures that he'll never last long enough to create a legacy but the very top clubs are defined by what they win, hence why he can manage anyone because he's always likely to win major honours.

I wouldn't want him near us because he's a despicable cunt but not because of any doubts about his ability.