"Currants Bw..."

[Niall_Quinn]

Why on earth did anyone find that bill controversial

Great have as many kids as you want, just don't expect other tax payers to pay for them.

As soon as a single person is forced to pay tribute to the state the injustice has been done. So what difference does it make if stolen money is lavished on prodigious breeders? Aren't they making more hands for the state? Don't get the logic of your argument. You can't get a little bit pregnant, can you?

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

I don't know if you're a practising or lapsed Catholic, but there's these things called prophylactics

I know that previous Popes and Mother Theresa has said they are a great scourge on mankind but it's just possible they were exaggerating a teensy bit.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Then again my sister in law is Catholic and even she's only managed to produce one kid.

What she hasn't done however is learn after almost eight years living in this country, is that when someone says hello how are you, they don't actually want you to tell them how you are.

Especially when I have to be subjected to the banality of hearing how she is struggling to make friends with the other mums

Well maybe it's because you're not very likeable

[Letters]

Boom!

[Niall_Quinn]

Then again my sister in law is Catholic and even she's only managed to produce one kid.

What she hasn't done however is learn after almost eight years living in this country, is that when someone says hello how are you, they don't actually want you to tell them how you are.

Especially when I have to be subjected to the banality of hearing how she is struggling to make friends with the other mums

Well maybe it's because you're not very likeable

She still has your money.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

She still has your money.

Not mine

[Letters]

They're gonna have to watch their budget as there will be no extra child benefit payable to the next sprog.

Luckily this should tide them over.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41163712

The royal tits

[Letters]

PS: Got our pay award email today.
Getting 1.55% this year
Now where is that yacht catalogue?

[Letters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296

[GP]

Who takes a shit on a tinder date??