Oh dear. Someone has attacked the trains. What a shit show.
Oh dear. Someone has attacked the trains. What a shit show.
I just remembered how weird the last Olympics was with no crowds
Is that Lady Gaga?
This is pretty bonkers
I like how they’ve mixed the teams parading with the river and interspersed it with other bits.
The parade of teams does go on too long so mixing it in like that is a pretty good idea
They just mentioned someone who they said is a bi-athlete.
I think that’s one word, not two
So I think the opening ceremony is a bit rubbish to be honest, far inferior to the London one at any rate. The London one didn’t take itself too seriously but it was still a passionate embrace of Britain, where as the French seem to be doing a camp self-pastiche
They should have gone a bit Edgy and done a bit with a Mercedes-Benz speeding off recklessly into the Pont L’Alma tunnel being chased by men on motorcycles pointing cameras