The Festive Thread 2012

[V-Pig]

You can get a dildo for a fiver.

Yeah? I always assumed they'd be more.

Must be the diamond-encrusted ones I always opt for.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Speaking of disappointment, in the office Secret Santa this year, my supervisor randomised it nicely to deliberately give me the girl I'm semi-involved with. Which means she'll obviously have given her me. So we're going to have to buy each other ridiculously sexually-explicit presents (in keeping with the office tradition).

And before anyone thinks dildos, it's a £5-7 buying limit.

Fuck's sake. I was promised it'd be both random and anonymous, so I could buy something shit and no one would know.

http://www.sextoys.co.uk/anal-lube/i...kslide-1oz.asp

[GP]

http://www.sextoys.co.uk/anal-lube/i...kslide-1oz.asp

Interesting.

They also sell these...

NSFW

 

[Xhaka Can’t]

[LDG]

Fleshlight

[V-Pig]

Duck with a dick? It's funny, cute and not TOO vulgar...

[LDG]

4 days until Christmas names

Fuck the Coca Cola advert shit. It's Christmas when we get our names changed!

[Marc Overmars]

Might put the tree up this weekend as well.

[LDG]

Moi deux.

Though, the missus has awlful taste in decs. I must stop her from hitting the pound shop.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Putting the deco's up later today or tomorrow.