- organised religion
- people who are proud of not believing in evolution
- text speech
- the term 110%
- the absurd use of gate as a suffix in any media scandal
- Reality tv
- 95% of music produced in the last ten years
- That Niklas Bendtner earns twice in a week what I do in a year
- Bank charges
- The fact that if I created a list of people who are shit I would die of old age before I completed the list
- That I will invariably forget things to add to such a list in haste