Aye. Bit of a MILF
Aye. Bit of a MILF
I'd not really heard of her, so go nuts
Now the sun has come out the MILFs are out in force on the school run.
MILFs
Look but nothing more, don’t do it to yourself
These mums of school age kids are Chardonnay guzzling psychos. Completely pre-occupied with status, as soon as they see another mother with a slightly nicer coat, a slightly better breast augmentation or a slightly newer Chelsea tractor they become like Patrick Bateman after seeing Paul Allen’s business card
Luckily I am something of a fanny magnet - magnet in the sense of repelling. So even if I wanted to do anything other than look it wouldn't be an option.