Random Arsenal Shit (When it's not worth starting a thread)

[GP]

Tim Payton is an arsehole.

[Niall_Quinn]

I have BT Internet (broadband) but a sky box for TV. If I get a BT vision box, will I get football just by having BT Internet?

- Andy, age 9.

Hi Andy,

What a terrific question!

Yes Andy, if you order BT broadband (which is better and cheaper than the broadband fronted by that utter, utter **** Branson), you get BT Sports free on your desktop and mobile devices. To get it on your TV you would also need to add BT TV to your package (which is pretty much the same deal with any of these providers including the crappy, fucking, shitty, whorebag **** of a so called service offered by that fag afterbirth slime Branson).

To get BT broadband you'll need a BT telephone line and then any one of the various packages up to Infinity 2 which offers around 70MB download and 20MB upload and is genuinely unlimited (unlike the pathetic bowel evacuated puss and maggot infested excrement joke of a service flogged by beardy the grinning and hopefully soon to be dead arse bandit shit stain).

Thanks for your question Andy and I hope everything is clear now.

Richard Branson's mum.

[Niall_Quinn]

BT Sports will be available on Sky but you have to pay a sub for it.

[Cripps_orig]

BT Sports will be available on Sky but you have to pay a sub for it.

No wonder our subs are so ridiculously over paid

[Syn]

Hi Andy,

What a terrific question!

Yes Andy, if you order BT broadband (which is better and cheaper than the broadband fronted by that utter, utter **** Branson), you get BT Sports free on your desktop and mobile devices. To get it on your TV you would also need to add BT TV to your package (which is pretty much the same deal with any of these providers including the crappy, fucking, shitty, whorebag **** of a so called service offered by that fag afterbirth slime Branson).

To get BT broadband you'll need a BT telephone line and then any one of the various packages up to Infinity 2 which offers around 70MB download and 20MB upload and is genuinely unlimited (unlike the pathetic bowel evacuated puss and maggot infested excrement joke of a service flogged by beardy the grinning and hopefully soon to be dead arse bandit shit stain).

Thanks for your question Andy and I hope everything is clear now.

Richard Branson's mum.

I've got BT infinity broadband and a BT landline. Just need to add BT TV now I guess. I'll look into it.

I also guess you had Virgin Media at some point.

[Niall_Quinn]

I also guess you had Virgin Media media at some point.

Spooky - how did you know?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I have to say, I've never had any problem with pathetic bowel evacuated puss and maggot infested excrement joke of a service flogged by beardy the grinning and hopefully soon to be dead arse bandit shit stain media.

And whatever channel it's on, I'll just stream it anyway.

[Niall_Quinn]

I have to say, I've never had any problem with pathetic bowel evacuated puss and maggot infested excrement joke of a service flogged by beardy the grinning and hopefully soon to be dead arse bandit shit stain media.

And whatever channel it's on, I'll just stream it anyway.

So you're the one they talk about in the adverts?

[Xhaka Can’t]

BT Sports will be available on Sky but you have to pay a sub for it.

Not if you have Infinity.

[LDG]

Tim Payton is an arsehole.

Tim Payton is a Nick Hornby who can't write novels.