I'm missing a word in there somewhere.
I'm going to say my exercise is walking a marathon a day.
They might not believe me.
How the piss are you supposed to prove - or are the police supposed to prove - where you are going and for what purpose?
They'll carry your bog roll that doesn't exist home for you.
I can imagine the panic buying will go mental tomorrow
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Why is Daniel Sandford reporting from outside?
Get inside you lawbreaker!
Even the Nazis didn't try to control people this much, it's insane