I'm missing a word in there somewhere.
I'm going to say my exercise is walking a marathon a day.
They might not believe me.
How the piss are you supposed to prove - or are the police supposed to prove - where you are going and for what purpose?
They'll carry your bog roll that doesn't exist home for you.
I can imagine the panic buying will go mental tomorrow
Why is Daniel Sandford reporting from outside?
Get inside you lawbreaker!
Even the Nazis didn't try to control people this much, it's insane