"Currants Bw..."

[Letters]

People really should read before bidding

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18133072



ILT would be splaffing, were he alive.

[Letters]

I'm not being funny...

Plus ca change...

[Olivier's xmas twist]

There is that I guess.

My first sighting of a new signing, mixed in with a million or more sightings of Mastercrap, McCrapolds and Crapa-Cola.

Lets hope someone does what Bad Superman did in Superman 3.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Tital eclipseof the sun today . . .but couldnt be bothered getting up

[Letters]

It was only an annular eclipse anyway wasn't it? I'd have stayed in bed too.

[Chrissie]

So......our director has just announced that we will be having a departmental party week on Friday afternoon next week to celebrate the jubilee. We have to wear red, white and blue. Alcohol is not allowed in the office. It will be bunting, flags, jelly and ice cream and cake...............



What to do? Take a sickie or show willing but put a bottle in my handbag to get me through the day?

[Syn]

Bunting seems to be a new craze among wimin. Everyone seems to be obsessed by it recently. I don't understand it at all. I can't have been the only one to notice this?

[Niall_Quinn]

Bunting seems to be a new craze among wimin. Everyone seems to be obsessed by it recently. I don't understand it at all. I can't have been the only one to notice this?

I think maybe you are the only one. Not sure what this reveals but it's probably not good.

[Syn]

I think maybe you are the only one. Not sure what this reveals but it's probably not good.

VPgreg will surely have noticed too.

[Letters]

So......our director has just announced that we will be having a departmental party week on Friday afternoon next week to celebrate the jubilee. We have to wear red, white and blue. Alcohol is not allowed in the office. It will be bunting, flags, jelly and ice cream and cake...............



What to do? Take a sickie or show willing but put a bottle in my handbag to get me through the day?

Pomp
Ceremony