Mummy horse - "What shall we call our newborn Shetland?"
Daddy Horse - "dont know, i dont like any of the traditional horse names, Bess, Black beauty, Shergar they are rubish"
Mummy horse - "We could save time and just call him Glue?"
Daddy - "I know why dont we call him after your grandpa?"
Mummy - "****flaps?"
Daddy - "No the otehr one, the one with the really cool name that will make him the envy of anyone who ever witnesses his awe inspring presence..."
Mummy - "Rutgerus Martinus it is then"
I feel sorry for his sister, Sarah Jessica Parker.
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It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
My dog Minton keeps eating shuttlecocks.
I'm going to have to have him put down
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I don't get it.
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