Work your lunch hour.Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn
Work your lunch hour.
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
My lunch hour tends to last all day, so not really a solution.
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Nah....what I meant is. Do what I do in order to make sure I have something to show my boss.
Surf the net during work hours, and work your lunch.
a) You have some production
b) You can play the martyr and say how you are working your lunch for the good of the company
Unless you're self-employed. In which case, shut the fuck up and stop moaning.
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
I am self-unemployed, now what?
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Go and make a sandwich?
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
Genius! That took me past one o'clock and reminded me I'm on a half day. Would have loved to work the morning but sometimes it just doesn't work out.
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I don't mind spending time with the family really, especially since I've moved out and my brother is at Uni, so we rarely all get together these days. Home comforts tbf.
I hate Christmas, awful time of year, it's depressing.
The abundance of alcohol in the house over the "festive" period helps a little though.
Your family get together regularly, they just don't tell you.
I don't mind spending time with the family really, especially since I've moved out and my brother is at Uni, so we rarely all get together these days. Home comforts tbf.
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