is this the doris who upset the chap in the other thread by confessing to an abortion?
is this the doris who upset the chap in the other thread by confessing to an abortion?
Originally Posted by Coney
somebody put something in my milk
came into work to help out on a Saturday......in the rain (rainy season, no not just your average light shower!)
so far every appointment has cancelled.......wonder why?
last time I come to work in the rain
Not a good day for your Ombrophobia clinic eh?
Society is now one polished horde
Formed by two mighty tribes, the bores and the bored.
"After all, it was the Gunners’ goalkeeper who started the move that culminated in Thomas’ crowning glory. It was Lukic who, in injury time, decided to throw the ball out to Lee Dixon rather than lump it long..."
Mrs B'stard is on a girly spa weekend someplace. She just texted saying she and her pal are gatecrashing Footballer 'Joleon Ledbury's' wedding.
On investigation this turns out to be Joleon 'Lt Worf' Lescott. Regular readers of Goonersweb might just remember she is a Red, so cruising for phone pics with sky blues is not high on her to-do list. Still she is under strict directive to get Vieira, assuming he gave enough of a shit to be there.
Stupid bastard Olympic ticket people
Had an email saying "Congratulations..." (on the basis that I did at least get some tickets, got less than 10% of what I applied for so I'm not sure I should be congratulated although I know many are in the same boat and lots didn't get any at all).
But then they STILL don't tell me what I've got.
They must know. They took the money. So they must know right now what I got.
JUST SODDING TELL ME YOU UTTER TWATS!
and....breathe.
OK. Maybe I've been lucky. I have shagged more than fifty women. But less than a hundred.
But, that was a serious clean up job this morning.
Massive gusher.
All over the place.
I used a whole towel to clean my legs. And I don't think my bed has dried off yet
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
Do not pass Go immediately change your login name to Pant Model...ah "The Gusher" still brings a tear to the eye...OK. Maybe I've been lucky. I have shagged more than fifty women. But less than a hundred.
But, that was a serious clean up job this morning.
Massive gusher.
All over the place.
I used a whole towel to clean my legs. And I don't think my bed has dried off yet
Society is now one polished horde
Formed by two mighty tribes, the bores and the bored.
"After all, it was the Gunners’ goalkeeper who started the move that culminated in Thomas’ crowning glory. It was Lukic who, in injury time, decided to throw the ball out to Lee Dixon rather than lump it long..."
Fuck.
Reminds me of my first year at Uni, hooked up with a girl and she didn't tell me that she was a virgin.
The morning was not a pretty sight. Those sheets were swiftly disposed of.
Sick man.
Seriously. Where does that come from.
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
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