Animals you could beat up

[Letters]

Which animals do you think you could or could not beat up?

Lions: Obviously not.
Cats: I'd kick their arse.
Monkeys: No, they'd rip my face off.

etc.

[dazthegooner]

Spud fans... Oh sorry you meant real animals!

[GP]

I reckon most rodents would be fair game.

Also, large bears should be no problem as I went to Eton.

[Letters]

Koala bears: I'd kick their flea-invested arses
Polar bears: Nom nom nom

[fakeyank]

I'd beat the crap out of Pugs, hate them c*nts!

I wudnt fight with a gorilla though

[Cripps_orig]

Dogs and quite comfortably

[Japan Shaking All Over]

ants. . . .I'd stamp all over them but. . . .would feel sad afterwards cos theyre hatd working little fuckers


pigeons no way. . .you'd have to drag me into the ring to take one of those fuckers. . .scared shitless of the things

[Master Splinter]

I hate moths.

And I beat them up quite often.

[Flavs]

Which animals do you think you could or could not beat up?

Lions: Obviously not.
Cats: I'd kick their arse.
Monkeys: No, they'd rip my face off.

etc.

Think it depends on the kind of monkey and what weapons we were allowed to use, i reckon a tamarin would be easy but not if it had a switchblade. Most smaller monkeys like spiders or marmasets would be easy peasy, however a good howler or maracque would kill you with a sideways glance

[LDG]

I once punched a Panda in the face.