The Christmas/Holidays thread

[Flavs]

Ok seeing as I am bored shitless I thought we should maybe have a thread for this as the xmas lights are on, the German market has begun in Leeds and I saw the Coke advert last night for the first time this year.

What you all doing? Anyone going away? What do you off-whites/heretics do?

What you buying your kids? Your Wives/Husbands?

What is your budget per offspring?

and when are we having xmas smilies?

[LDG]

and when are we having xmas smilies?

[LDG]

With my folks on xmas day, going to Estonia on 27th.

25 quid per head for pressies.

I want a hamper of supplies, such as; mayo, pasta, rice, deodorant and razors.

And it's not all for eating, no.

[Marc Overmars]

My folks are actually away this year. It's the first time ever we won't all be together at Christmas. So me and my brother have just decided to throw one huge house party for Christmas Eve. Probably have a few mates over the next day for food and all that.

You're all invited, of course.

[Letters]

and when are we having xmas smilies?

December

If I can work out how the hell to change smilies in the frankly baffling control panel

Probably going to MrsL's with dad in tow

[Letters]

My folks are actually away this year. It's the first time ever we won't all be together at Christmas. So me and my brother have just decided to throw one huge house party for Christmas Eve. Probably have a few mates over the next day for food and all that.

You're all invited, of course.

Wait, you're in Milton Keynes aren't you? Going up to MrsL's Christmas Eve so we'll see you there

[Flavs]

Wait, you're in Milton Keynes aren't you? Going up MrsL's Christmas Eve so we'll see you there

bout bloody time

[Syn]

What you all doing? Anyone going away? What do you off-whites/heretics do?
-Nothing. Drink excessively and watch shitty Christmas movies, what else?

What you buying your kids? Your Wives/Husbands?
-Going to get my son a suit. A got him a white one a while ago but people started taking the piss out of him. Then he dyed his hair blonde for some reason. He's a troubled kid. Needs a good quality suit.

What is your budget per offspring?
£10

[Niall_Quinn]

Just no. I'm not participating in this thread, apart from this message which doesn't count.

[Marc Overmars]

Wait, you're in Milton Keynes aren't you? Going up to MrsL's Christmas Eve so we'll see you there

Indeed. Even though I don't live there anymore, MK will always be home, innit.

Great, see you there.

*Adds Southern Comfort and Lemonde to the shopping list*