NIMBP - Not in my back passage.

[Coney]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index....4753&Itemid=81

Environmentalists have condemned the link on the grounds it does not involve a bamboo rickshaw ferrying passengers over fields to avoid waking up a badger.

@LDG - this is not from the Onion.

[Xhaka Can’t]

It's ok, A don't think anyone's nkticed.