OK, I'm quite bored stuck hete at the hozzie and seeing as this is the right place, lets hear about your painful experiences!
You need to give yourself a rating of pain aswell. . .
1 = the lowest and rates like 'stop youre tickling me'
10 = the highest and I imagine was like being stuffed inside the gut of a pig and being used as the ball in the a game of Mongolian horseback football
I'll start. . . . .
Was working as a chef preparing a dish if chilli peppers when I suddenly had to go for a leak. . . .ignored the sensible thing, to wash my hands BEFORE the act. . . .burning sensation of monster proportions ensued, well painful but I give that experience a. . . .
5