Soccer Aid: England vs Rest of the World

[Marc Overmars]

Tomorrow night ITV1. I remember the last one was a laugh.

Robbie Williams (C)
Olly Murs
Jamie Theakston
Marvin Humes
Aston Merrygold
Ben Shephard
Jonathan Wilkes
John Bishop
Jason Isaacs
Paddy McGuinness
Mark Owen

Martin Keown
Teddy Sheringham
Des Walker
Kevin Phillips
David Seaman
Graeme Le Saux

Manager: Sam Allardyce
Assistant Manager: Peter Reid
Coach: Bradley Walsh


Michael Sheen (C)
Will Ferrell
Gerard Butler
Mike Myers
Gordon Ramsay
Patrick Kielty
James McAvoy
Sergio Pizzorno (Kasabian)
Woody Harrelson
Edward Norton
Joe Calzaghe

Edwin van der Sar
Jaap Stam
Freddie Ljungberg
Roy Keane
Hernan Crespo
Clarence Seedorf

Manager: Kenny Dalglish
Assistant Manager: Ian Rush

Ferrell.
Freddie.
Seedorf.
Harrelson.
Norton.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fat Sam is managing?

Woody Harrelson's pelanty.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

England.
Manager: Sam Allardyce
Assistant Manager: Peter Reid
Coach: Bradley Walsh

Rest of the World.
Manager: Kenny Dalglish
Assistant Manager: Ian Rush

Hmm... come on Rest of the World!!

[Master Splinter]

WTF is Edward Norton doing there?

Daniel Day-Lewis on Strictly Come Dancing next?

[Dennis Bendtner]

Fat Sam telling JLS to get stuck in? This is a must watch.

[Rors]

No "Boris". TFFT

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Goldberg.

[Master Splinter]

Rest Of The World 8-4 England tbh.

Harrelson hat-trick.

Hope Ferrell sticks a two-footer on Sheringham and snaps his face.

Come on Freddie, come on Crespo, come on McAvoy and come on football.

And fuck off charity.

[Rors]

ITV's treatment of this as The Totality Of Existence is very questionable. Or it would be if we weren't talking about ITV anyway.

Always seems to be popular at work with the non-footie fans too. We all know why..

[GP]

I honestly don't know most of those representing england.

who the fuck is merry astongold?