Come on then
Come on then
You stand up, *ding* your glass, and everyone will quieten down.
Then just sit down again, and shout "Thanks, could hardly hear myself think" and just carry on eating.
That's it.
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I’ve got a wedding speech for you
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
Whatever you do make it short
oh.
Again
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
It's up to the best man to do the good speech, just thank all those you're supposed to and then add a special "Thankyou Lord Baby Jesus for finding, even me, someone to marry"
This caterer's so good, we've already booked him for the divorce.
(Zach Braff)
Get her name wrong - see if anyone notices.