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I considered name changing for this, but, fuck it.
We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.
Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.
Some of the replies are awlsome:
I don't mean to be rude, but are you both so dirty that you require immediate cleaning?
That must be sexy. You do it then spring apart, you rush to the bathroom and he plunges his knob into a bucket.
You've just had sex so I assume you are on fairly intimate terms. Even if you have an acid fanjo and his sperm is nine tenths itching powder, surely you can use the bathroom at the same time? You can wash your fanjo in the bath and he can scrub his cock in the sink.
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Originally Posted by LDG
